Chapter 193: Poet Zhang Fei
After Cai Mao and the others saw Zhang Fei's reaction, they all had a treacherous expression.
Liu Biao's face couldn't help but smile at this time.
He looked sideways at Liu Dan slightly and said slowly.
"It's embarrassing for such a virtuous brother, so it's better to change the test question again......"
After Liu Dan heard this, he slowly shook his head and rejected his proposal.
"It's okay, it's okay!"
"Since my brother's general can only make these elegant statements, then let's make it convenient for them."
"But my brother must pay attention to this matter in the future, and he must mention more of his subordinate generals."
"It is the right way for people in martial arts to still be martial arts and wars, and it is better to leave the matter of dancing and writing to the literati to study!"
After Liu Dan finished saying these words, not only Liu Biao's face became ugly, but even the faces of Cai Mao, Zhang Yun and other generals instantly darkened.
What does he mean by that?
You're saying that we can't fight?
Men can't say no, generals can't say can't fight!
"Lord Liu's words are wrong, as a Han general, how can he not dare to fight?"
"That's it, what do you say! Let's fight today! ”
"Yes, we'll fight you in the ring! It's not like writing poetry! I really don't believe it! ”
A few generals rolled up their sleeves as they spoke, and they were about to step forward to make a move.
Seeing this, Cai Mao immediately glared at a few people with her eyes, and then scolded in a low voice.
"Don't fall for Liu Dan's tricks!"
"The more they dare not compare, the more we will compare!"
"Give me all back, don't mess with yourself."
After several generals were reprimanded, they immediately turned around and walked back sullenly.
Cai Mao said to Liu Dan at this time.
"What Lord Liu said just now was too biased!"
"For generals, we must not only bravely champion the three armies, but also strategize!"
"If you only have the courage of a horseman, then you can only be regarded as a reckless man at best!"
"My Jingzhou generals are capable of literature and martial arts, and all of them are wise and talented!"
"It's not like some people, who just tear their voices out and babble......"
After Cai Mao said this, she also glanced at Zhang Fei and the three of them fiercely with her afterglow.
Zhang Fei is also a sensitive man, and he instantly sensed the feeling of being hostile.
"Did he say anything about me?"
"He's definitely talking about me, isn't he?"
"Let's see if Lao Tzu doesn't give him today!"
Zhang Fei began to roll up his sleeves as he spoke, but Dian Wei next to him suddenly blinked his eyes and asked with doubt.
"What? Didn't he just say me? ”
"Why do I think he's almost worth mentioning my name?"
Thinking of this, Dian Wei also began to roll up his sleeves.
Huang Zhong stood aside and looked speechless!
I've seen people scrambling to pick up money, and it's the first time I've seen this scramble to pick up and scold.
Thinking of this, Huang Zhong couldn't help but lightly cover his forehead with his hand.
After Liu Dan saw the reaction of the people on his side, his face instantly looked a little bad.
"Is this brother three good?"
"I wrote a hundred Tang poems for Zhang Laosan before, and I don't know if this guy has read ......"
It turned out that Liu Dan had long been heartbroken about Zhang Fei's intellectual problems.
Liu Dan was already doing cultural promotion work for Zhang Fei a few months ago.
He started teaching from the most basic poems, and even directly compiled a hundred Tang poems.
These 100 poems are the simplest and best to remember, and in today's world, they are just the learning content of the first and second grades of primary school.
"I hope this kid has seen it......"
Liu Dan can only pin his hopes on this aspect.
But winning or losing the competition is no longer very important, and losing is just an old face.
While Liu Dan was still worried, Cai Mao had already launched an "offensive".
Cai Mao doesn't look very smart.
But only then did I know that this product was still quite a talented man.
It's not very strange, after all, it's a child of a great family!
After Cai Mao finished writing a poem, a group of people cheered at the scene.
However, Liu Dan didn't have the heart to savor what he just said.
His mind was all on Zhang Fei's side.
A hundred Tang poems, you kid shouldn't be able to remember one, right?
Because Cai Mao only proposed to compare it to a poem, and did not set a theme.
Therefore, as long as Zhang Fei and the three of them say something casually, Liu Dan will have an excuse to help them get over.
But I'm afraid that the three brothers won't be able to make up a single poem!
"Alright, it's your turn!"
Cai Mao looked at Zhang Fei and the others with a proud face.
Zhang Fei stared at Dian Wei with wide eyes, Dian Wei blinked at Huang Zhong, Huang Zhong frowned and glanced at Zhang Fei.
"Third master, what do you think I'm doing? It's okay to fight, it's really not okay to come here! ”
"General Huang, must have you read a book in the early years? Or one at a time? ”
"This ...... Where does this make! It's good to let the last general shoot him with an arrow, but it's really impossible to compose poetry! ”
The three of you, look at me, I look at you, and after discussing it for a long time, I didn't discuss anything.
Cai Mao and the others were a little impatient, so they immediately turned on the taunt mode.
"What's wrong? Can't three people make a poem? ”
"Looking at the posture just now, I really thought it was a jackal, tiger and leopard!"
"It turned out that it took a long time, but it was just three stupid geese with no ink on their chests!"
As soon as Cai Mao said this, everyone present laughed.
However, after Zhang Fei listened to Cai Mao's words, a few words flashed in his head in an instant.
"Goose...... Goose...... Goose ......"
Zhang Fei had a very loud voice, and this opening instantly attracted the attention of others.
Cai Mao stopped laughing, looked at Zhang Fei with curiosity and asked.
"What did you say?"
Zhang Fei frowned slightly, with a serious look of recollection.
"Goose...... Goose...... Goose ......"
"The song sings to the sky. The white hair floats in the green water, and the anthurium plucks the clear waves! ”
Zhang Fei finally remembered it all, and his eyes suddenly exuded a blazing brilliance.
"Goose poems!!"
As soon as Zhang Fei said this, everyone's expressions were stunned in an instant.
"He seems to have made a poem just now!"
"It seems to be yes, although it is a little immature, but it is a poem!"
"Write a poem about a goose? It's a shame that this black fat man can think of it! ”
"It's just a coincidence, if he can write a second poem, I will eat soil in front of everyone!"
Doubts sounded one after another, and Cai Mao was also suspicious after hearing it.
I'm afraid this guy is a coincidence, right?
"This doesn't count, you have the ability to do another song!"
Dian Wei and Huang Zhong immediately became anxious when they heard Cai Mao's words.
Zhang Fei stretched out his hands to stop the impulsive two.
"Wait, I'm going to get inspired!"
"Someone just said soil!"
"It seems that there are poems ...... soil"
After saying this, Zhang Fei began to meditate.
Cai Mao and the others were stunned again when they saw this.
Can this fat black man really make a second poem?
Zhang Fei frowned and thought about it a lot, and just when everyone was about to get impatient to wait, he finally spoke again.
"On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops into the soil."
"Who knows that Chinese food is hard work."
Cai Mao was directly stunned after hearing this!
After hearing this, the others also looked at each other.
If the goose just now is a little immature, then the artistic conception of this poem can be improved a lot.
And all the poems written by this guy are very catchy, and you can remember them almost once you listen to them.
That's probably what it means, right?
On the other hand, the long poem Cai Mao just wrote is probably forgotten long ago.
"No...... Not counts! ”
"If you have the ability, you can do it again!"
"Otherwise, these words of birds crying and apes are copied from you somewhere!"
After Zhang Fei heard the words birds and chirps, another poem came to mind at that time.
"I don't know when I sleep in spring, and I smell birds everywhere."
"The sound of wind and rain at night, how many flowers fall!"
"Hey, how's that?"