Chapter 200: Trouble Caused by a Poem
Liu Dan and others did not rush to take the waterway directly, but took the land route and walked east from Jiangling for more than half a month.
Along the way, Liu Dan personally surveyed the terrain around Huarong, Chuyang, and Wulin.
Everyone rested in Wulin for a day, and then changed into a big boat and went to Chibi by water.
Ren Ying and Zhou Jin enjoyed the flowers and scenery along the way, and Zhang Fei and Dian Wei were always secretly drinking along the way.
Liu Dan and You Heng led people to concentrate on recording the terrain and water potential along the way.
You Heng felt very incomprehensible when he saw Liu Dan going to such great lengths.
When the big ship sailed into the boundary of Jiujiang, You Heng finally couldn't help but be curious, and found Liu Dan to talk about the doubts in his heart.
"Lord, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not."
After saying this, You Heng even laughed cheaply.
Liu Dan saw him like this, and immediately replied with a sinking face.
"No, don't say it!"
Saying that, Liu Dan turned around and looked aside.
When You Heng heard this, he almost felt suffocated.
"No, why don't you answer according to common sense?"
"If you don't say no, I'll suffocate to death!"
You Heng said and walked quickly in the direction of Liu Dan's turn.
Liu Dan couldn't help but laugh when he looked at him.
"Then don't talk nonsense, if you have anything to say, say it quickly!"
You Heng looked left and right to make sure that no one was eavesdropping nearby before he spoke.
"Do you have any bold ideas about the Koto area?"
After saying this, You Heng continued to look at Liu Dan with a smile.
Liu Dan did not answer directly, but looked at the vast river and chanted a poem.
"The great river goes east, the waves are exhausted, and the romantic characters of the ages."
"To the west of the old base, humanity is, and the Three Kingdoms are ......"
When talking about Zhou Lang of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Dan couldn't help but pause.
At this time, Zhou Lang is not yet famous!
It seems a little early to read this poem now.
When Liu Dan was struggling with this problem, You Heng suddenly came over with his eyes shining.
"Good poetry! What a poem! ”
"Lord, go on, there must be something to come, right?"
"Three Kingdoms Zhou what?"
"What are the three kingdoms?"
Seeing this, Liu Dan began to be more serious, and he couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
So he hurriedly continued to recite the following verses.
"Rocks pierce the air, waves crash on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow are rolled up."
"The country is picturesque, how many heroes are there at one time!"
The more Liu Dan read it, the louder his voice became, and the people around him couldn't help but be attracted to him.
After there were more onlookers, Liu Dan's vanity in his heart became stronger.
So he waved his hand and recited the poems that followed even more proudly.
But he hadn't been complacent for long when suddenly a very discordant voice came from beside him.
"Poor sour scholars, nagging here all day long is the most useless!"
"It's said that it's useless to be a scholar, big brother, why do you talk so much about this kind of waste!"
At the stern of the boat, two men, one fat and one thin, looked at Liu Dan with fierce expressions and said.
Liu Dan frowned when he heard this.
But for such a vulgar person, he really didn't want to waste his energy to deal with it.
So Liu Dan turned his head to look at You Heng who was huffing and puffed and said.
"Alright, leave them alone."
"The dog bites you, is it possible that you have to bite back?"
"Let's go, go back to drinking."
Liu Dan said and turned around and walked towards Ren Ying.
But You Heng is not so easy to speak, when has he ever suffered a loss in his "mouth"?
So he turned to look at the stern of the boat, and the two of them said angrily.
"Where did the two mouthy donkeys come from if there is no grass by the river?"
"Don't say that the donkey barks and cleans, and the dog barks and wants to hurt people!"
"Is it true that the more incompetent the waste, the more difficult it is to see others?"
"The ignorant are shameless, and the shameless are fearless! Lamentable! What a pity! ”
After two breaths, You Heng actually spat out four sentences.
directly stunned the two people in the stern of the boat.
"Big brother, he seems to be scolding the two of us!"
"Be confident, put the word "like!" He's just scolding us! ”
"Can you get used to him?"
"You can't get used to it, you have to teach it a hard lesson."
After the two finished speaking, they strode towards You Heng.
You Heng is the king of the mouth, but not the king of the box!
So when I saw two fierce men coming over, my heart suddenly became a little empty.
If you are beaten in vain, only fools will be beaten!
You Heng turned around and ran, hiding directly behind Zhang Fei and Dian Wei.
Zhang Fei and Dian Wei have been gearing up for a long time.
"Lao Dian, you pick first!"
"Do you want a beard on the left, or a little white face on the right?"
Zhang Fei looked at Dian Wei with a smile and asked seriously.
After hearing this, Dian Wei moved his head very disdainfully.
"Third master, you're still resting!"
"Just these two goods, you don't have to do it yourself."
"Both, I want them all!"
After saying this, Dian Wei stepped forward quickly.
Seeing this, the bearded fat man also quickened his steps, raised his foot and kicked Dian Wei in the abdomen fiercely.
There was a thud, and the man landed heavily on Dian Wei's abdomen.
But Dian Wei himself was expressionless, still moving forward quickly.
"That's all there is to it?"
"Not enough to see!"
Dian Wei let out a loud shout, reached out and grabbed the man's ankle and shook it hard.
The bearded fat man was directly thrown out four or five meters away.
Seeing this, the thin man immediately became anxious, and quickly stepped forward and threw more than a dozen quick punches.
This time, Dian Wei didn't carry it hard, but swept away all the man's attacks like the wind.
"Slow, too slow!"
Dian Wei shot faster and faster, and when he got to the back, he began to defend and attack.
The thin man with the big mouth screamed miserably.
"Not enough to see!"
"It's not enough to see!"
After saying this, Dian Wei raised his foot and kicked the thin man out eight or nine meters with a bang.
"Come again if you don't accept it!"
At this time, the bearded fat man had also stood up.
He didn't rush forward, but looked at Dian Wei with anger and shouted.
"You're a character!"
"In the lower Jiujiang mixed river tiger Zhou Tai!"
The thin and white man also slowly clenched his fists at this time and said.
"I'm Jiang Qin flying in the waves of the Jiujiang River!"
"Haven't asked your Excellency for tuba yet?"
Zhou Tai and Jiang Qin slowly hugged their fists in turn towards Dian Wei.
Dian Wei frowned slightly after hearing this, and then turned his head to look at Liu Dan and asked in a low voice.
"Lord, do you remember what I used to call the rivers and lakes?"
Liu Dan thought about it for a moment after hearing this, and then made up a sentence casually.
"You called Chen Liusai evil!"
Dian Wei's eyes lit up immediately after hearing this.
"I'm Chen Liusai, and I'm evil!"
As soon as he said this, Zhou Tai and Jiang Qin immediately turned into black lines on their faces.
Can you be a little more perfunctory?
Are these nicknames good for you guys just now?
You've made us lose face!
"Looks like I'm not going to give you a little color today."
"You're not going to take our brother seriously!"
Zhang Fei couldn't stand it anymore at this time.
I saw him roll up his sleeves and stride up and shout.
"If you want to fight, you will fight, if you don't fight, you will get out!"
"Wow wow, bothered here?"
"I'm not convinced!"
"I'm ......"
Zhang Fei stopped at this point, and then he turned his head to look at Liu Dan for help.
"Big brother, I ......"
Liu Dan frowned slightly again, and then said casually.
"You are Zhuojun Xiao Heiyan!"
Zhang Fei's face turned ugly when he heard this name.
"Isn't that okay?"
"It's not domineering at all!"
Zhang Fei and Liu Dan talked and laughed, which completely made Zhou Tai and Jiang Qin angry.
Is this completely ignoring us?
Don't we want to lose face?
"You deceive people too much!"
Zhou Tai roared angrily, took out a short knife and rushed towards Zhang Fei.
Liu Danjian saw that it was too late to remind Zhang Fei.
So he could only step forward quickly to meet him as soon as possible.
"Thief Ann Dare!"
"Eat my Jingzhou River Dragon punch!"