Chapter 28: Hahaha, Lao Tzu is back

Table of the world.

A young man is talking in front of the camera.

"I don't know if others can come out, but my brother can definitely come out!"

He spoke at length about how he got through the task of the inner world.

He talks about how dangerous the world is.

By the way, he told how he taught his younger brother.

Completely ignoring how ugly the faces of the parents of the other students on the side were.

In short, he is singing praises in front of the media how awesome he is, and by the way, he says that others are garbage.

While touting, while stomping.

In the end, he showed his shiny big white teeth and introduced confidently:

"By the way, my name is Li Yankun, and I must be the one who shines in the entire Great Xia in the future!"

……

in the world.

Bai Dress panted and looked at Ying Ning.

Ying Ning comfortably stretched Yingying's waist and said lazily: "Tut-tut, go on, it won't be kidney deficiency, right?" ”

What's even more insulting is that she pretended to be surprised and covered her mouth: "Ah, no, no, no, it won't be no, right?" ”

"Men can't say they can't!"

Where can Bai Dress be convinced when she hears this.

retorted the spot: "I'm a male ghost!" Not a man! ”

"Hehe, it's all the same!"

“……”

Nima, a model for my generation, is really a model for my generation!

Tang Dai squatted aside and drooled enviously, if the words of the white dress could come out of his mouth.

I don't know how much emotional value I can earn!

Bai Sheng suddenly smiled: "Even so, you still can't control me!" ”

Tang Dai's eyes widened.

Isn't it, big brother, you're all panting like this, still not convinced?

He couldn't help but speak: "Tell a joke, Ying Ning is really not good, it's not me who blows, she can beat me to death with one punch, but I just don't accept it!" ”

"+5000 Negative Sentiment from White Dress"

Ness!

Tang Dai applauded his witty speech.

This wave, this wave belongs to white prostitutes!

Bai Dress emphasized again: "It's not that you don't accept it, it's that you really can't control me!" ”

Ying Ning: "Then try again!" ”

Bai Lifu smiled, ignored Ying Ning's words, and said to herself: "Signing a contract with him is the most wrong move you played." ”

Tang Dai looked at the white dress innocently, can this also Q him?

You can't beat it yourself, and you're going to trample on me if you die, right?

The chef also interjected: "Yes, eldest sister, or you and him will be relieved of ......"

Tang Dai's eyes lit up instantly, and he quickly interrupted the cook: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, I'm just a weak chicken, or I'd better cancel the contract!" ”

Cook:...... me! You interject again!

Tang Dai presented a dragon king smile to the chef, and the chef was even more angry and contributed a large wave of emotional value.

Don Dale blossomed.

Bai Dress then said to herself: "After so many years of incognito on Baker's Street of the Dead, I may not have achieved any great things. ”

"However, the degree of control I have over this place is not something you can imagine."

Tang Dai was stunned, and Bai Yiyi suddenly said what did she mean by this.

Good guy, why can't even he Tang Guapi Dai keep up with the degree of thinking jump of this thing.

After Ying Ning heard this, her face changed: "Stop, you stop quickly!" ”

"Can't stop! It's like the fireworks of revenge have been burning in my heart for so many years, and things can't stop! ”

Tang Dai was completely stunned, such a second middle school speech?

Can anyone tell me what it means to be so and full of nonsense?

"Go back to the watch world!"

The white dress looked at Tang Dai in a daze.

Tang Dai blinked: "No, let's just say, we also want to go back, but isn't this not allowed in the world?" ”

"Also, you can explain what you just said?!"

Ignoring Tang Dai, Bai Yi's mouth suddenly recited complicated incantations.

For a moment, with him as the center, the space of Baker's Street of the Dead produced a circle of ripples.

Seeing this, Ying Ning gritted her teeth and turned into green smoke and drilled back into Tang Dai's arm.

"Sister, what do you mean? You two are not doing it? The battle is over? Don't mind, go ahead and hurt each other! ”

"Don't be skinny, get ready, you're going back to the watch world!"

"What do you mean? We? Who? ”

"Your whole class, the one who triggered the collective event!"

"Why?!"

"How can there be so many whys, keep your mind and prepare to return!"

……

Table of the world.

The entrance of Jiangcheng No. 2 Middle School.

The parents looked at Li Yankun with embarrassed faces.

If the surface world could also kill people, they would have hacked Li Yankun to death a hundred times by now.

You can't hide the look in your eyes when you want to kill someone.

What's even more hateful is that this product is mainly anti-customer.

He took the reporter to catch the parents and asked: "May I ask how do you feel about your son being swept into the inner world?" ”

What do you think?

Isn't that going to fuck me to write an eight-hundred-word essay for your bunch of dogs?

The parent gritted his teeth and said, "Don't dare to think about it, don't dare to think about anything!" ”

Li Yankun: "Then do you think your son (daughter) can live?" ”

Parent: "I hope he lives!" ”

Li Yankun: "Really? I don't believe it! ”

Parent: "I'm ...... the"

Li Yankun: "It's illegal to beat someone, your son hasn't come out yet, accumulate some virtue, maybe he can live!" ”

The reporters on the side are happy, this is a walking topic making machine, right?!

Ask questions they don't even dare ask.

Parents finally couldn't help but get their hands dirty.

Li Yankun's eyes were horizontal.

He pulled a bloody bone knife from his arm.

More than a meter long.

He smirked: "Come, whoever wants to do it, come up and try!" ”

"Lao Tzu said, no one can survive a group of garbage, only my brother can come out alive!"

For a while, the parents of the students and the reporter all took a few steps back, and there was a clear distinction between Li Yankun and Li Yankun.

The crowd was silent.

Suddenly, there was a slight movement at the school gate, and I don't know which teacher shouted: "Come out, the children come out!" ”

As soon as they heard this, how could parents care about the death threat on their bodies.

They all turned their heads and looked inside the school on tiptoe.

Looking forward to seeing my baby for the first time.

Reporters don't want to squeeze in as if they were dead.

This is the most explosive news, and the day after the event is triggered, someone has returned from the inner world.

Unprecedented, absolutely unprecedented!

For a while, reporters felt that a large amount of bonuses were flying towards them!

Li Yankun, who was originally holding the moon by the stars, was left alone in place.

No one cared anymore.

The second class of the third year of high school.

A group of people looked at the bright and clean classroom and felt the spring breeze of Hexi.

A bewildered face.

This is coming back?

Only Tang Dai laughed excitedly: "Hahaha, Lao Tzu is back!" ”

"It's me."

"Tang Dai, that's amazing!"

Laughter spread throughout the silent campus.

The classmates in the class were even more confused.

Can you boast about yourself like that?