Chapter 37: Reasoning
Walked through Aunt Ping's yard.
Tang Dai was led to his door by Tian Tian.
There are two trees in front of the door.
One is a jujube tree, and the other is a jujube tree.
Next to one of the jujube trees is a small house made of plastic and wooden frames.
Tang Dai glanced inside.
It's pots and pans and stuff like that.
There is some meat in the pot that is not recognizable.
There were some stewed bones in the bowl.
Next to another jujube tree is some farming tools.
The more eye-catching is a nail rake, which is generally used in rural areas to make straw.
But the hanging meat foam and the dried reddish-brown marks make it hard not to think about it.
Tian Tian took a breath and shouted, "Dad, ...... from home."
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, a male ghost flew out of the house.
Black.
There was still undried blood on his body.
Tian Tian giggled: "My stupid father, you were beaten again?" β
The male ghost laughed and got up from the ground.
"What's the matter, it's obvious that I'm beating your mother, she just won't go to the house for three days!"
The female ghost who heard this in the house rushed out like a gust of wind.
"Beat me? Come and I'll stand here, you beat, let you beat, useless things, soft bones, as soft as that thing you didn't use in bed! β
The male ghost lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, but he promised.
Seeing the appearance of the male ghost, the female ghost became even more angry.
She went up and punched and kicked again.
The male ghost was beaten.
When he raised his eyes, he saw Tang Dai standing behind Tian Tian.
It seems to be because of the presence of Tang Dai, an outsider.
His face turned a little hideous.
The male ghost finally couldn't help it.
He pushed away his wife, who had beaten him, and rushed into the small house next to the date tree.
He took out a knife to chop bones, he pointed the tip of the knife at the female ghost, and roared: "Stinky *, don't think that Lao Tzu won't dare to cut you!" β
Who knew that the female ghost didn't say a word, and the nail rake at the door.
A fierce rake grabbed the male ghost's head.
Just for a moment.
The male ghost slumped to the ground.
More air out, less air intake.
The female ghost violently pulled out the rake, grabbed the male ghost's collar, and dragged it all the way.
The marks on the dirt that had been dragged by the male ghost were even darker than those on the side.
dragged to the ancient well, and the female ghost slammed the male ghost.
With a plop, the male ghost was thrown into the well.
After a set of skillful operations, the female ghost brushed her messy hair, as if she was fine.
Tian Tian clapped his hands on the side and applauded: "Yes, yes, you can eat again!" β
When Tang Dai saw this scene, he went straight to Finch's diapers.
Grandma's, is it so fierce when you come up?
He finally knew why the nail rake of the straw was stained with reddish-brown marks.
This is the fucking one used to kill people and kill ghosts!
The female ghost put the nail rake back in its place, and enthusiastically led Tang Dai to the house: "Ah, Tian Tian, this kid didn't say it earlier, I knew that I would cook you a meal for whatever I said!" β
Tang Dai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, just wanted to say thank you, no.
But thinking of the fierce scene of the female ghost just now.
He chose to follow from the heart.
He squeezed out a smile on his face and politely said: "Look at what you said, it is my honor to be a guest at your house, how can there be any reason to cook a meal for me." β
"It's your ...... here" Tang Dai pointed to the ancient well: "In this case, isn't it good for me to stay here." β
"You don't have to worry about this, I am very affectionate with my man, you can rest assured and boldly live in my house!"
Love? β¦β¦
The corners of Tang Dai's mouth twitched, you beat your husband to death with a nail rake, this is called affection?
He suddenly didn't want to live here very much.
This is a guest, this is a life.
Just as he was about to say no, the voice of the guide rang in his ears.
"Trigger the plot character 'Zhang Xia', and the progress of the main quest is 20%."
Nima, the plot character, is really a hard reason to refuse.
He changed his face instantly, and asked with a smile on his face, "Tian Tian, where did my uncle sleep today?" Do you share a bed? β
"Brother......
"Eh, children are just ignorant, what are they called brothers, they are called uncles!"
Ying Ning: "I found out that you are a real dog!" β
Tang Dai whispered in his mind: "What do you know, this is called obscene development!" It's a nail rake the size of its mother, have I ever hit it with a small kitchen knife? β
"You've got a gun!"
"The rake is fast within seven steps, and the nail rake is accurate and fast outside seven steps!"
"Phew, coward!"
β¦β¦
Entered the house.
Tang Dai found that the bungalow was not too big.
There are five spaces separated by stones.
The front and rear halls are about 30 square meters.
Two large bedrooms of twenty square meters.
The last small bedroom is fifteen square meters.
Roughly calculated, it adds up to about 120 square meters.
This environment, even if it is placed in the city, is not luxurious.
Not to mention that this is rural.
If this is only the pattern in the countryside, it means that the family conditions of the Tian Tian family are not very good.
Tian Tian walked in front of Tang Dai and introduced him: "These rooms can be lived, and the price is not high, one arm is enough every night!" β
Tang Dai glanced at Zhang Xia, who was following him, and asked nervously, "Is there no other way to stay besides your arm?" β
"Otherwise?" Tian Tian suddenly turned his head and smiled sadly: "Of course there are other methods, do you want to know?" β
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"You leave your head, and the whole person can sleep in my house!"
"......, thank you, no need."
Tang Dai had a chill, this family, no, this village, there is no fuel-efficient lamp.
It's all crazy, cannibalistic maniacs!
"Hahaha......"
Suddenly there was a hearty laugh outside the door, and people arrived before they could arrive.
Listening to the voice, it should be Aunt Ping who greeted Tian Tian just now.
Sure enough, Aunt Ping shouted outside the door and went directly into the house: "Tian Tian, Ergou is home, have you opened a meal at home?" β
She was holding a child in her hand, and the child was tiger-headed, like a girl who was not very smart.
When Ergou saw Tian Tian, his eyes lit up.
But after glancing at Zhang Xia, he secretly shrank behind his mother.
Aunt Ping looked at Tang Dai and licked her lips again, and there was a greed in her eyes that Hongguo couldn't hide: "Yo, haven't you eaten yet?" Xia, you have to hurry up, my two dogs are hungry! β
Zhang Xia's originally enthusiastic face instantly turned cold: "Tian Tian, you take the guests and the second dog to play somewhere else, and I will reason with your Aunt Ping." β
Tang Dai is still inexplicable.
I saw Zhang Xia casually pick up a pair of scissors and plunge them into Aunt Ping's neck.
Aunt Ping was also ruthless and didn't say a word.
She grabbed Zhang Xia with her backhand and pulled her closer.
aimed at Zhang Xia's neck and bit it down.
A low canine chirp came from his mouth.
Tang Dai was directly dumbfounded, what the hell is meowing about?
Your village's reasoning is completely unreasonable!
"Brother, don't be in a daze, let's go out and play!" Tian Tian took Ergou's hand and pulled Tang Dai's sleeve again.
What to play?
Playing with children, how can two female ghosts fight to look good?
Tang Dai just wanted to refuse, but the voice of the guide sounded in his ears: "Trigger the side quest, play with Tian Tian, reward for completing the task, and stay for free for one day"
Tang Dai directly smiled on his face: "Where to play?" Uncle Chao is good at playing! β