980 Sweaty bricks
"Yes...... Have it...... How come I don't remember? Slab seemed to be a little flustered, and he lay down on the wine glass and drank continuously.
Feng Jiujiu and Bai Madhai felt that this scene was a little familiar, and they must have experienced it back then. Lang Baibai was in a daze, of course he recognized this brick as the monster next to Wang Qianchen, but he never thought that this thing would be the sworn brother of the demon ancestor in Kyushu.
"Why not?" Before stepping in Kyushu, I had no impression of the bricks at all, but now it seems that the valve of memory has been completely opened, and I said endlessly: "Back then, you were the second master of a cottage, your cottage was dilapidated and old, I was just passing by to ask for saliva to drink, but I was robbed by you, saying that I was dressed properly, and there must be a lot of money." In a fit of rage, I almost killed all the monsters in your cottage, and you rushed up and slapped me on the head several times, beating me to the brink on the spot! I was shocked at the time, how many years no one had beaten me to blood! I was so angry that I turned my head and came to you for a while, when you flew out a long way, I thought you were dead, so I didn't care about you anymore, but not long after, you woke up again, and attacked me for the second time......"
He took a sip of wine in Kyushu, grabbed a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth, and continued: "Before and after, you attacked me seven or eight times, I burned you with fire, cut you with a sword, chopped you with a knife, and slashed you with a hammer...... I've tried all kinds of tricks, but I can only knock you out, not kill you! It doesn't take long for you to wake up, and it really shocks me......"
"Hey, hey, if you don't see who the little master is, how can you kill me......" Banzhuan said proudly.
"Yes, yes, that's what you said back then! I asked, "Who are you?" You said that you came down from heaven and had a very prominent position in heaven, the three Qing and the four royals were your friends, the five elders and the six divisions were your old friends, the seven yuan and eight poles were your brothers, and the nine and ten were all your buddies...... I didn't believe it, where did you come from to be a monster? You ask me what's wrong with the monster, I think that the old man of Monkey King was also a monster, didn't he also go down and down the sky and the earth unhindered, and later did a fight to defeat the Buddha? Then, you talked about many things about the heavenly court, and you spoke so eloquently that it was as if you had really stayed in heaven. Thinking of your invulnerability and invulnerability, I gradually believed. Let me ask you, since you are so powerful, can you help me find a position in heaven? ”
Speaking of this, Takyushu sighed for a long time: "Youkai, I've almost done it to the extreme, I really don't want to be a demon anymore!" Since ancient times, there are not many monsters who can become gods, it seems that they are born to be killed, and those who are lucky will be used as mounts for the gods, or give them care for their homes, and there are very few who can be partners like the Howling Dogs, and there are only ones who can do the Monkey King and his old man...... Hey, if you cultivate, who doesn't want to become a god and become an immortal, and who wants to be a monster for the rest of your life? As soon as I mentioned this, you said yes, and said that there was no problem, and when I went to heaven later, I would definitely get a position, or at least a generalissimo! I was overjoyed, so I pulled you to bow down, we had just known each other for a short time, but I definitely regarded you as a brother, and took you to meet the four demon emperors under my hands, so that you could be the second leader of the [Ten Thousand Demon Society], praising you for being brave and strategic, and you were born to be a military advisor......"
The bricks listened in a cold sweat.
If only you remembered that we had breached each other, who reminded you so much?
Good guy, you either don't remember anything at all, or you remember it all, and there is no ambiguity in between?
What heavenly things, if you listen to a few books in the world, you can also talk about the Tao and the words are conclusive!
Who knew that you could take it seriously, and I still remember it so clearly!
Ban Brick complained bitterly in his heart, but still pretended to be confused and said, "Yes, why am I not impressed?" ”
"Yes!" He swore in Kyushu and said, "You promised me personally, saying that you would find me a position in heaven!" We stayed together for three days, and you said you were going back to heaven, and you never showed up again! Later, the heavens and the underworld were lost, it is said that there was an invasion of foreign enemies, and I was worried about your safety, and I was relieved to see that you were safe and sound today! Brother, it's great that you're okay! ”
The bricks were originally going to refuse to admit and deny to the end, but when I heard Kyushu say this, I really wanted to slap my thigh, and I was worried that there was no reason, so you found it for me!
"I Have a Catalogue of Ghosts and Gods"
Ban Brick said calmly: "You also know about the affairs of Heaven and Earth?" Yes, there was an accident! When I went to heaven, I got into trouble shortly after...... One day in heaven and one year on earth! You may have waited a long time, but for us it's a white horse. After the accident, I and a few partners fought our way out of the bloody road, and finally escaped, such as the third prince of Nezha, the judge Cui Jue, and Erlang God's sister Yang Chan, who has been hiding in the world for many years, but unfortunately was sucked back not long ago......"