Chapter 133: Ranger (4)
But the next day, Bao Qingqing, Cuicui and Chen Shaobai got up early and suddenly saw Shang Liang open the door from the room.
Everyone was amazed.
The leopard was taken aback and asked, "Uncle, when will you come back?"
Shang Liang blinked and whispered, "Last night." ”
The leopard was surprised: "Last night, our boat walked in the middle of the river last night and did not cross the river. How did you get on board?"
"The boat has already docked, and the little brother doesn't know if he sleeps. ”
"No, the boat won't stop, I know. ”
"Do you know when to go to bed?"
"I know the boat is moving, and if there is a stop, I will wake up immediately. ”
"I tell you, little brother, I climbed into the boat on the water. ”
"On the water, won't it sink?"
Qingqing said: "Brother Leopard, uncle's light skills, you can step on the reeds and cross the river." ”
Shang Liang said: "Brother, you can do it with just one click." Just master the method. ”
"Really, can Uncle teach me?"
"My little brother wants to learn, and I teach. ”
"Thank you, uncle!"
The leopard felt that as long as he learned this skill, he would not have to worry about falling into the river in the future.
It will be more convenient to cross the river in the future.
Cuicui asked on the side: "Uncle, you quietly ran back, your Huang-"
Shang Liang hurriedly "shhh
Cuicui was surprised: "Is she also on the boat?"
Shang Liang pointed to his room, indicating that his fierce wife was in the room.
Qingqing smiled: "Uncle, you really have the ability to invite a living Guanyin to the ship!"
Cuicui said, "Brother Qing, do you believe him?"
The leopard asked, "Why don't you believe it?"
"He always lied to us, and nine out of ten words were true. Maybe he snuck back and his wife didn't know where to look for him at this time!"
Leopard asked Shang Liang, "Uncle, isn't that so?"
Cuicui said, "You ask him why? Let's go in and have a look." ”
As he spoke, he rushed in.
Shang Liang wanted to stop him, but it was too late.
"Now," he said anxiously, "you've hurt me!"
Then in the room, I heard Cuicui say, "Uncle, why is your Guanyin Bodhisattva missing?"
People can't help but go into the room, and when they see it, the room is empty, who is inside?
Shang Liang's eyes were startled.
"She, where has she been? She was still in bed!"
More people think that Shang Liang is pretending to be a ghost.
Cuicui jokingly said, "Did you dream about taking her on the boat last night?
The leopard said, "Come back, uncle! ”
Shang Liang hurriedly said: "What I said is true, why don't you believe me!"
Cuicui said, "Really?"
"I, how would I know!"
"You don't know!"
Before Cuicui finished speaking, everyone's eyes suddenly lit up, and a beautiful woman with elegant manners appeared at the door with a smile.
That's not the Demon Shadow Guanyin, who is Xue Hongmei?
She seemed to have just popped out of the hatch.
That's magic.
The crowd was speechless for a moment.
Shang Liang seemed to breathe a sigh of relief: "Madam, you just came! Otherwise, I wouldn't know what to say." ”
Xue Hongmei said: "You deserve it." You always talk nonsense. Don't mention it, I don't believe you. ”
"Yes, yes, ma'am, I'll correct it later. But where have you been? I'm in bed. You can't stop them, and I don't blame you for being so nice, but you're asking me again?"
Qingqing Yiyi said: "Mrs. Xue, my brother was not sensible just now, please forgive me." ”
Xue Hongmei couldn't help but stare at Qingqing, then looked at Cuicui with the corner of her eye, Fengyan and Leopard and Chen Shaobai looked at it, and smiled mysteriously: "Wait for you and your brother not to leave, stay in my room." ”
Cuicui asked, "Then why?"
"It's better that you two don't stay, so you don't have to regret it. ”
Xue Hongmei also ignored Qingqing, suspicious of Cuicui, turned her head and asked Shang Liang, "Did you tell them?"
"Not yet. ”
"Won't you tell me?
"Yes, yes, I'll say it right away, ma'am." ”
Shang Liang turned around and said to Chen Shaobai, Bao Er and the others, "Brother Chen and the three brothers, we have to go back to the ship." We need your help with something. ”
Chen Shaobai said first: "Uncle, tell me, I will do my best." ”
The leopard said, "Uncle has something to do. We will do our best to help. ”
Xue Hongmei smiled and asked, "Little brother, do you know what you want to help?"
"The uncles and aunts are very kind people. We are always ready to help in any situation. ”
"You won't regret it, will you?"
"How could I regret it!"
Shang Liang said: "Little brother, thank you in advance. ”
"You're welcome, uncle. What's wrong?"
"We're going to grab the cargo in front of the ship, of course, there will be killings, they have a lot of them, so please help. ”
The leopard's eyes were wide open.
"Uncle, are you kidding?"
"No, no, it's true this time. ”
Xue Hongmei smiled happily: "Little brother, didn't you say that you were willing to help?"
"He said he wouldn't regret it!"
"This, this, this is illegal. ”
"Of course it's against the law, isn't it illegal for us to need your help?"
"No, no, Auntie, I can't help it! If you say anything more, I'll help you. ”
"You won't even help! Do you want to do anything else?"
"I'll take care of the rest for you. ”
"This is very good! Tonight, you go and help us cut off the head of the White Dragon Master of the Chongqing Guild Hall for us. ”
The leopard was startled again.
Not only the leopard, but Chen Shaobai was also shocked.
The leopard asked, "Why do you want to cut off someone's head?"
Xue Hongmei smiled and said, "Because I like his head and want to bring it back to Shanxi, but I don't like his body, you go and cut it off!"
The leopard felt that this beautiful woman was simply unreasonable, and liked the other party's head, so he cut off the other party's head.
Whose head is the flower?
Leeks?
Can it grow any longer?
Isn't this dead?
"Auntie," he said, "why do you want me to do these things for you?
"No!"
"If there is no enemy, how can you ask for someone else's head for no reason?"
"Okay! let me hold a grudge against him. ”
"Jealousy can't cut off people's heads!"
"So you're not willing to help?"
"Auntie, we must use the word 'rational' in everything!"
"Ouch, not only did you refuse to help, but you made sense to me. As soon as I was born, I didn't know how to write the word "li". If I am happy and like, I will cut off their heads, hands, and feet and play with them. Little brother, I'm kind of fond of your head now. ”
"You, you're going to cut off my head?"
"To be clear, I don't really like your head, but I like your tongue. I just want to cut out your tongue, not your head. ”
"You, you can't!" the leopard flinched.
Cuicui said: "Auntie, he doesn't want to help, but Brother Qing and I are willing to help." ”
Xue Hongmei said with a smile: "I know that you two are little killers in the rivers and lakes. You won't be working in vain. ”
"Auntie is right!"
"How much?"
"Hijacking, transshipment, at least 100,000 taels.
"Ouch! you're really good at business, you're really good at bidding!"
"Auntie, you can pay back the land!"
"I think your price is one that you can bargain for. Well, I'm generous enough to give you ten taels of silver. ”
Cuicuiwaner: "Auntie, have you made a mistake, one hundred taels of silver, and asked us to kill the dog?"
"Well! because they're like dogs. ”
"Then why don't we help you, instead of hijacking the ship ourselves, and when we disembark, we will be worth more than a hundred taels of silver." ”
"That's good! Go grab it! We can help you at no cost. ”
Cuicui said, "So, did we say that?"
"I'm not like your leopard brother, my words don't count. In a word, it is important. I am a little woman, worth ten times more than any of their men. ”
Cuicui smiled: "Me too." ”
Xue Hongmei smiled and asked, "Who are you?" Don't forget, you're also a nasty ghost. ”
Cuicui blinked and said, "I don't stink, but I'm sweet, unlike them, and a word is worth ten thousand gold." ”
Xue Hongmei couldn't help but poke Cuicui's forehead with her fingers: "You little hair, your personality is the same as mine, I like you a little!"
"You can't like me. I'm afraid you're going to cut off my head. ”
Then she looked at the leopard in a daze, and said to Shang Liang, "Hey, if he doesn't want to help, you can go to Chongqing." ”
Shang Liang said, "Yes, yes!"
Xue Hongmei said to the leopard: "As for your tongue! When I finish these two things, it won't be too late." ”
The leopard was made to cry and laugh by this vexatious woman.
Chen Shaobai would say: "Xue Nuxia, I know that my kung fu is not as good as yours, but if I want to cut off my friend's head, I can only try my best to stop it!"
Xue Hongmei was taken aback: "When did I say that I was going to cut off your friend's head?"
"The White Dragon Chongqing Hall Master is my friend!"
"Tsk, tsk, you're so loyal! can you stop it?"
"I know I can't stop it, but it's just death. ”
Xue Hongmei frowned and said to Shang Liang, "Why do you want to make friends with these two people, you are so confused?
Shang Liang said.
"Madam, Chen Shaobai is a famous disciple. He was a chivalrous man. Don't say that he hurt his friends, or even ordinary people, he can't sit idly by. ”
Xue Hongmei said contemptuously: "What kind of decent people, I think the most are bastards and hypocrites." ”
Chen Shaobai said indignantly: "Madam!
The leopard also nodded and said, "Yes, it's too much!"
Xue Hongmei immediately got angry.
"Am I right? Just because of the word 'justice,' you don't know what's right and what's wrong, and isn't it bad enough that your friends help you, and even protect their own friends?"
The leopard said, "Auntie, your words are completely reversed! You want other people's heads for no reason, and you still want to rob ships and kill innocent people?"
"Little brother, didn't I say I couldn't write? I think what I like to do, I think it's all right. ”
At this time, Shang Liang said: "Brother Chen, there are three masters of the White Dragon Hall in the White Dragon Chongqing Hall, do you know which person's head my wife is going to cut off? ”
Chen Shaobai slapped his palm: "Are there three masters?"
"How? Don't you know?"
"I'm a little ill-informed. ”
"Brother Chen, who is your friend?"
"The bell rang. ”
Shang Liang turned to Xue Hongmei and said, "Madam, you don't seem to have said that there is a noble man named Zhongli in Chongqing Hall!"
Wang Xianghu said to him at the stern of the boat: "There are masters from Zhongli Tang too, but they left Chongqing six months ago. ”
Chen Shaobai was stunned and said, "Isn't Zhongli in Chongqing?"
"Brother Chen, fortunately, my wife didn't ask for your friend's head, otherwise, I would have to turn against you!"
Chen Shaobai was stunned for a moment and said, "Uncle Shang, even the masters of other churches should not cut off people's heads!"
"Do you know why my wife likes the head of one of them?"
"Why?"
"Because he has a beautiful face, my wife likes him. ”
"This, is this the reason?"
"Didn't my wife say she didn't know how to write 'reason'? I know that his face is so beautiful that it is easiest to seduce his wife and daughter. My wife did a preliminary calculation, not thirty, but at least twenty-eight. Of course, some came on their own, some were lured in, but most were drugged by the man qiangjian.
Four or five girls were hanged in shame and indignation. ”
Qingqing and Cuicui were furious when they heard this: "Uncle, what is the name of this hateful shameless thief?"
"Ahh ”
Cuicui said, "Auntie, and I like his head too." Let me chop it off. ”
Shang Liang blinked his eyes and said, "Aren't you afraid that Brother Leopard and Chen Shaoxia will stop you?"
Chen Shaobai said embarrassedly: "Up and down, I really don't know if Master Chongqing Tang is such a person." ”
"Therefore, when we cannot distinguish between right and wrong, we cannot cover our eyes and attack error for the sake of the word 'justice'. ”
Chen Shaobai gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to kill this thief." ”
"Ahh Because our words may not be credible, it is better to let Brother Chen understand before starting. A person's head can be like a leek, cut and it won't grow back. Even if he is a real thief, I am worried that Brother Chen will not be able to cut off his head. ”
"Why not?"
Shang Liang looked at Cuicui again: "It's not just Brother Chen, it's these two little killers, I'm afraid it's impossible." ”
Cuicui raised her eyebrows and asked, "I can't do it either?"
Shang Liang said: "Little brother, in Sichuan, you can't even pull out a knife. It's not that easy to deal with a disobedient swordsman. A swordsman who really calls himself a sword in the middle of the story, not a savage who lives near Yakushi. ”
"I can't kill him without believing him. ”
"Ahh Of the four of you, Brother Leopard can still defeat him, but it won't be so easy to kill him. ”
"Oh, is he very good at using a sword?"
"Well, I don't know. His swordsmanship, I learned it from his Black Arrow Dan Taiwu. ”
The leopard said, "Then, then I will kill him." ”
Qingqing asked: "Uncle, this surname Hu is so ungrateful, why doesn't Bailongtang deal with it?"
"Didn't you send Rouge Tiger Huo Siniang?"
"Uncle, after all, it's Bailong who comes to clean up the house. Mrs. Huo is gone, shall we go and plug it in?"
Xue Hongmei smiled and asked, "Do you know how Rouge Tiger is doing now?"
"How is she?"
"The happy fencer welcomed her warmly in a special way. She doesn't want to move now!"
As far as I know, Miss Huo is not only upright, but also vicious. ”
"She certainly wouldn't go her own way with a happy fencer. But the happy fencer received her so well that she couldn't move!"
"What is this?"
Shang Liang said, "Little brother, the ranger locked her hands and feet in the dungeon with iron chains. How could she move?"
Qingqing said, "Then isn't he the White Dragon Club on the other side?"
He didn't object, and he still hung the white dragon card. ”
Chen Shaobai asked, "Do the people in the Chengdu City Hall know?"
"No one knows about it!"
Cuicui said: "This damn thing, it's really hard to get rid of the hatred if you didn't kill him." ”
Suddenly, the captain shouted into the lake, "No!
As he spoke, the man jumped into the water.
The crowd was shocked.
Who would dare to scuttle this boat?
So, the two brothers Jiang Bo and Jiang Lang also jumped into the water.
Xue Hongmei looked forward and saw that the boat had arrived at Maoer Gorge.
There are two boats on the river heading towards the cheetah.
She said to the leopard, "Look, little fool, we are not going to rob other people's boats. ”
The leopard was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer.
Cuicui said, "Can't I compensate for turning around and robbing their boat?"
Shang Liang said, "Yes, yes! Brother Wang, they are already in the water. Otherwise, we will have to wait for the beating. Tell me, ma'am. ”
Xue Hongmei said: "Okay! You will be my Guanyin soldiers for the time being." There were six of us, each in a boat, leaving two people to look after the boat. And ye say, Who will go my way?"
Cuicui said, "Auntie! ”
"You're a weirdo, but you can be yourself. It's better for Brother White and me. You, take your stupid brother Leopard, to another boat and leave the rest of the people on board. ”
Kamira said, "I have no objection. ”
The leopard said, "Auntie, I can't swim!"
Xue Hongmei asked, "Do you always jump ship?"
The leopard son looked at the distance between the two ships and said hesitantly, "It's too far." I'm afraid I won't be able to jump. ”
Xue Hongmei said to Shang Liang, "You are responsible for sending them to the opposite ship." ”
"Good!"
The leopard asked, "Uncle, how did you send us there?"
"Don't worry. ”
Xue Hongmei said, "Quick! Don't wait for them to get close, so as not to get into trouble!"
He said to Qingqing, "Come on, let's go to the boat on the left first." Jump!"
Qingqing knows a little bit about water.
Xue Hongmei jumped into the river without hesitation.
Xue Hongmei had already taken a deck from Shang Liang's hand.
As soon as the dark internal force sent her away, Qingqing landed on the deck of the passenger cabin.
There seemed to be a powerful force on the deck, like an arrow skimming across the water, flying towards the ship on the left.