Chapter 549: A Stick Is Not a Thing

After flying for a whole day, Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi crossed Jeju Island and finally saw the mainland of the peninsula, Shen Feng immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems that the direction I chose was not wrong!" ”

"What? Brother Feng, you don't know the direction, do you dare to fly around? Yue Hengyi was taken aback when he got this answer, he thought that Shen Feng often flew in the sky, so he must know the direction of flight, but now, he suddenly discovered that Shen Feng was actually a second knife!

What is called two knives, usually describes a person with two brushes, this is a word of praise, but two knives are not like this, it means that people who know little about certain things but don't know themselves, that is, the guy who shakes half a bottle with half a bottle, now, Yue Hengyi looked at Shen Feng who breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly began to doubt Shen Feng's reliability in his heart.

"You know what? This is at sea! I don't have GPS positioning, how can I know if the direction is correct? Anyway, didn't I bring you to South Korea? You're complaining, it's hard to serve! Shen Feng said angrily.

Shen Feng had not made long-distance flights before, but they were all flying on the mainland, and if he couldn't find the direction, he could still land, especially when Shen Feng flew from Dabie Mountain to Hanzhong, at that time, there was the Yangtze River as a reference, and it was always right to fly along the Yangtze River.

But now it is flying on the sea, the sea is vast, even if it is more than 300 meters from the sea surface, the field of vision is not very good, and there is no reference to be found, so he can only fly in the general direction, Shen Feng can now rely on the compass to find the land of South Korea in one day, which is already very remarkable.

"Okay, okay, I don't understand anything, you say, what to eat at night? All the steamed buns we brought with us were eaten, and if we couldn't find anything to eat at night, we would have to go hungry! Yue Hengyi said helplessly.

Shen Feng thought for a moment and replied, "Stop in the open area, it's good to take off tomorrow, and as for what to eat, then see what you can find!" ”

Shen Feng flew over the mainland, slowly lowered the glider, looked for an open area to land, and finally, found a deserted highway by the sea, so he parked the glider on the road, so far, the first day of the flight mission of the two has been completed.

Shen Feng thought for a while, and said to Yue Hengyi: "I'm guarding the glider here, you go looking for food, it's not early now, go early and return early, follow the highway, most of you can find villages and towns!" ”

Yue Hengyi was puzzled: "You are fast, why don't you go looking for food?" ”

"Nonsense, the glider I'm guarding can escape at a critical moment, it's okay to protect the glider, if you guard it, hehe, a gravity field will come down, and the glider will fall apart, you say, who is guarding the glider?" Shen Feng asked rhetorically.

Yue Hengyi nodded helplessly, and said: "Okay, okay, I'll go look for food, and you'll be here to guard, but okay, you are not allowed to leave me, otherwise I won't be done with you in the future!" ”

"Don't worry, who am I? I, Shen Feng, have always been very trustworthy, and I said that I would wait for you here, so I will definitely wait for you here! Shen Feng shrugged and said.

Yue Hengyi immediately set off and ran out along the road, his speed increased, and he ran a long distance in an instant.

Shen Feng also walked around the road, wanting to find out if there were any mutant beasts around, if he could hunt, it would be great, but unfortunately, Shen Feng couldn't see the appearance of mutant beasts at all, so he could only give up.

"It's really a place where birds don't, it's too barren here, and you can't even find mutant beasts!" Shen Feng couldn't help but muttered to himself.

Shen Feng, who had nothing to do, looked for firewood in the woods on the side of the road, and seeing that night was falling now, he lit a fire and lay down, waiting for Yue Hengyi to come back, however, Shen Feng guessed that it was difficult for Yue Hengyi to find any food, so there was a high probability that he would be hungry tonight!

After waiting for more than an hour, the sky was completely dark, Shen Feng looked at his watch, it was already half past eight, and Yue Hengyi was carrying a sack of things in the distance and rushing towards this side, and the speed was not slow at all.

While running, Yue Hengyi also said excitedly: "Brother Feng, I have found food, enough for us to eat!" ”

Shen Feng suddenly had a great change in his opinion of Yue Hengyi, but he didn't expect that Yue Hengyi could also come in handy at the critical moment, and he really brought the food back.

After Yue Hengyi came to the fire, he threw the sack to the ground, the woven bag was scratched, and then several corn cobs rolled out of it.

"Damn, this is what you call food? How did you get it? Shen Feng thought that Yue Hengyi had come back with some good things, and he was happy, but when the sack was thrown to the ground, Shen Feng found that it was all corn, although this thing was grain, it was too rough!

"I walked along the highway and found a city, I don't know what it was called, the gate was closed, I climbed over the wall and went in, but I didn't bring any money, so I had to go to the rich man's kitchen to borrow a bag of grain!" Yue Hengyi explained.

"You!" Shen Feng poked Yue Hengyi's head with hatred and hatred, and said, "If you steal everything, can't you steal something good?" Stealing a sack of corn, should you feed the animals? ”

Shen Feng only felt that Yue Hengyi was not enlightened now, even if he was a thief and a little devil, he couldn't do this kind of thing, it was simply speechless!

Yue Hengyi was also very aggrieved, and defended himself: "I also want to steal something delicious, but I don't!" I searched around the home of this wealthy South Korean family, and in addition to a lot of spicy cabbage, that is, pickled beans, stuffed eggplant, and even rice noodles, I couldn't find a bunch of wild vegetables! I look at it, and it's only corn on the cob that can be eaten! ”

Hearing Yue Hengyi's explanation, Shen Feng couldn't help but pat his head and reflected: "It's my fault, I just wanted you to bring food back, I forgot what place this is, this is South Korea, and I can only find a stick!" Luckily, there are corn kernels on top of these cobs! ”

Shen Feng was also dizzy, and even thought that he could find decent food in South Korea, in fact, this country treats kimchi as a state banquet to entertain guests, then it can be seen that this country is really bad, especially in the food industry, it is thankful to have kimchi, but even kimchi is plagiarized from China.

At this point, Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi could only gnaw on the corn cob, pass the stick through the corn cob, and put it on the charcoal fire to barbecue, and soon the smell of burnt corn came, although the taste of roasted corn was like this, but the fragrance was still quite sufficient.

Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi are both powerful abilities, and this also means that the two of them need to consume a lot of energy, and now they only have corn cobs to eat, so they can't be picky.

Yue Hengyi couldn't wait to finish nibbling a tender piece of corn, threw the remaining bare cob on the ground, and asked, "Brother Feng, I heard that we call the people of South Korea and Northern Korea cobs cobs, because when they eat corn, they eat it together with the cob in the middle, so they use cobs to refer to them, is that so?" ”

"It's not! The name of the stick was given in the Song and Yuan dynasties! Corn was only introduced to China and South Korea during the Qing Dynasty, and this term spans hundreds of years, so how can it refer to corn on the cob? Although they do have the custom of making tea with corn cobs. Shen Feng said lightly.

South Korean cobs have a strange habit of making tea with corn cobs, and they will eat corn cobs in times of famine, you know, even animals don't like to eat corn cobs, and as a result, these people can eat them, which is also a powerful ability.

"Then why do you call them sticks?" Yue Hengyi continued to ask.

Looking at Yue Hengyi's inquiring appearance, Shen Feng knew that it would be impossible not to explain this matter clearly, so he said directly: "Actually, this is a transliteration!" Hundreds of years ago, the title was actually called Bangzi, just like a contempt in northern China, including the title of Lao Bangzi, which compared people to cheap things, so as to express contempt. Later, the tone changed, and then it was simply called a stick, in fact, it means the same thing! ”

"Oh, got it!" Yue Hengyi suddenly realized and said: "In the future, when I see these people, I will have a way to call them, when I see the old man, I will call him Lao Bangzi, when I see a child, I will call him Xiao Bangzi, when I see a man, I will call me a man, and when I see a woman, I will call me a female Bangzi!" ”

Yue Hengyi was now secretly happy that he had learned new knowledge, and Shen Feng asked, "Why do you have to call them Bangzi?" Do you have a grudge against them? ”

Yue Hengyi shook his head, and when he saw that the corn in his hand was roasted, he explained while gnawing: "I have no enmity with them, I have never been here before!" It's just that they really offended me, Confucius is theirs, Bai Juyi is theirs, the Dragon Boat Festival is theirs, Chinese medicine is theirs, and they still have the face to apply for the World Heritage Site, but the clown who jumps off the beam dares to kick his nose in the face, this kind of thing, it's strange if I don't humiliate them! ”

When Shen Feng heard this, he could only shrug his shoulders helplessly, he didn't expect that Yue Hengyi was still a potentially angry young man, so with such national pride.

"Actually, I think there is a Chinese protagonist who is from South Korea, guess who?" Shen Feng asked with a smile.

"Who?" Yue Hengyi was puzzled.

"Of course it's Sun Wukong, because his weapon is a stick!" Shen Feng laughed loudly, and Yue Hengyi couldn't help laughing, and there was a cheerful atmosphere in the air.

For South Korea, in fact, many countries in the world have a nasty attitude, and the reason is very simple, that is, people in this country have a distorted self-esteem, not to mention, the cheating incident in the Olympics alone is enough to make people feel disgusting, whether it is skating or football, they always have to find a way to cheat, and finally pretend to be innocent, which is ridiculous!

As a result, there is also such ridicule on the Internet, the world is ours, the world is yours, and sooner or later the world will be South Koreans!

Fortunately, Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi were not gnawing old corn, but tender corn, after being roasted, the juice was sufficient, but it was not completely unpalatable, it was not bad to satisfy hunger, but it was completely unimaginable to eat it for a long time, and this thing was more suitable for making feed.

"Alas, I think I ate a month's worth of rice at the beginning, it was torture, but who made the corn yield high, it was good to eat it at that time!" Shen Feng couldn't help but think of the days when he was poor, at that time, there was no other choice but to eat rice dumplings.

The two of them ate and drank to their heart's content, found a bush and lay down in it, looked at the starry sky, sleepiness hit, and then began to sleep.

It's just that in the middle of the night, a figure appeared in the distance, tiptoed towards this side, and when he came to the fire, he looked at the many gnawed corn cobs on the ground, and his eyes released a greedy gaze, and then looked into the grass, the two of them did not make any movement, apparently asleep.

Then, the dozen or so figures immediately began to pick up the corn cobs on the ground, so many corn cobs were enough for them to have a full meal.

However, at this moment, a figure in the distance approached the glider on the road, and immediately couldn't help but untie the rope, as if he wanted to take the glider with him.

"If you pick up garbage, you will pick up garbage, and it will be wrong to steal!" Suddenly, Shen Feng sat up from the grass and scolded the guy who was untying the rope.

In fact, Shen Feng woke up the moment this group of people approached, his vigilance was still very high, through the moonlight, he found out that these guys were a group of children, and it was just a matter of picking up corn cobs on the ground, but they still wanted to steal their gliders, so Shen Feng couldn't bear it.

As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderstorm on the flat ground in the silent middle of the night, and the children were so frightened that they all began to run with their corn cobs in their arms, and they did not dare to stay here at all.

Yue Hengyi was also woken up, sat up from the grass, and asked, "What happened?" What happened? ”

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