"I'm sorry, do you have any work experience? We need someone who can get started right away, understand?"

"We're not recruiting stallions, what about looking like Takena Kaneshiro? What's more, it's still a miniature version, experience, experience, you know? ”

"Friend, as a peer of the post-80s, you must have played arcade games, then you must have played the game 1945, do you know what airplanes are used for throwing mines when they are in distress? Damn, it's insurance, that's right, we sell insurance, come and join us, buy an insurance, and send you a lifetime of peace."

"Your resume and academic qualifications meet our requirements, you are a medical student, and you naturally know that you can't contact this industry if you have hepatitis B, I'm sorry"

……

At the street intersection of the bustling Jiangnan City, the traffic is busy, the autumn sun is shining, and it feels very comfortable to be exposed to people.

Twenty-two-year-old Li Changkong stood on the sidewalk under the traffic light, his face full of dejection, this little boy who was only 1.6 meters tall, skinny, with malnourished red hair, a blue and yellow face, and dressed as an Adidas stall, was as inconspicuous as a walking corpse, inconspicuous in the crowd. He was like a withered yellow leaf drifting in the rapids, drifting with the current.

In this era when a height of 1.8 meters is considered a second-class cripple, Li Changkong, a poor worm who is at best a cripple, can be said to be terrible.

Li Changkong was born in a poor family, his parents are just ordinary small workers, and it is a miracle that he can confess to go to college with hard work, which shows that his family is really not rich. He has experienced a life that has created an extreme thirst for money. Everyone who is familiar with him knows that he longs to have the magnanimity of a rich man, and he also longs to have the freedom of three thousand harem beauties. There is only one motto in Li Changkong's life, and that is: I want to live in a golden palace built by myself in my lifetime, and when I am about to leave this world, my grave will be filled with gold and sleep with me forever!

It's a pity, all this is a beautiful dream, not to mention getting rich first, it's such a sideline, he can't even find a job after graduating from a third-rate pheasant university majoring in traditional Chinese medicine, and he also suffers from hepatitis B, which is simply a terrible poor worm.

"Coo", his stomach screamed very inappropriately, Li Changkong touched his hungry belly, and sighed in his heart, there was only twenty yuan in his pocket, it had been almost a month since he came to the bustling metropolis of Jiangnan City, and it had reached the time when he ran out of food, but now he didn't even have a job, and he was facing the crisis of paying next month's rent, what should he do?

As soon as he thought of paying the rent, Li Changkong was even more distressed, just such a dilapidated house was ventilated everywhere, and he had to pay a hundred yuan a month's rent, and the face of the charter wife was even more hateful than the one in Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu", it was simply a modern version of the female Huang Shiren, squeezing, naked squeezing.

can be angry, the reality is like this, Li Changkong's head turned around, and he wanted to solve this problem.

Borrow money? It's not proper, if people know that I, Li Changkong, came to Jiangnan with the dream of making a fortune, but I was living like a lost dog, wouldn't it make people laugh off their big teeth?

Ask the family? It's not proper, almost all the money that his old father and mother have lost all of them, and even the thousand yuan he came to Jiangnan was borrowed, how can he open his mouth?

To steal? To grab? What's more, we're not hooligan material at all.

What to do? After thinking about it, Li Changkong didn't come up with a reason, he couldn't help but cry out in annoyance: "Ah, money, money, money, it's all money."

So, there was such a strange scene on the bustling streets of Jiangnan City, and the bustling crowd all stopped, and everyone looked at Li Changkong with eyes like looking at monsters, and then scolded, "Neurotic!" I'm crazy about money! ”

Li Changkong is noncommittal, a penny can suffocate a hero, let alone a mortal? He just slowly walked towards his temporary nest, a simple bungalow with asbestos tiles and blue bricks rented for a hundred yuan a month in a famous shantytown in the south of the Yangtze River, and this was the only place where he could live.

Walking along Jiangnan Avenue all the way, when turning onto Yanjiang Road, the sparkling Nanjiang River appeared in Li Changkong's eyes.

Among the charming scenery, there is also a non-charming place, that is, the shanty town crowded between the high-rise buildings.

Li Changkong covered his hungry and panicked stomach, standing in the dilapidated alley in the shantytown, his eyes were constantly looking at those high-rise buildings, and his mouth was constantly muttering: "Thief God, when will I be able to own such a house?" Don't want to endure such a full and hungry day again? Don't live in this place full of cockroaches and rats again? ”

"You say, you say! You're blind! ”

I don't know if Li Changkong scolded the sky and was sent by heaven, or someone was careless, in short, a potted plant planted with a pot of cactus fell from a tall building next to the shantytown, and it was very unfortunate to hit Li Changkong's head who was scolding the sky.

With a "bang", at such a high height, under the strong attraction of the earth's gravity, the flower pot was directly cracked open, and the soil was scattered on the ground.

Li Changkong's voice stopped suddenly, he fell directly to the ground, facing the sky on his back, and the whole cactus ball was very lucky to be pierced in his face, the moment he lost consciousness, he was not thinking about whether he would die, but extremely depressed thought, others are eager to die under the peony flower, but I died under the clutches of the cactus, if this is to the underworld, what kind of treatment will it be?

Blood flowed out of Li Changkong's head, and gradually spread out in a circular shape. If this is in the noisy streets, it may still be saved, and in this shantytown where most of them have moved out, if there is no accident, then Li Changkong should be going to see Hades.

Fortunately, Li Changkong's life should not be extinguished, an accident happened, and a dazzling light suddenly emitted from the circular area formed by the blood flowing out of his head, which was as dazzling as a rare treasure.

What's even more strange is that the light seems to have spiritual sense, converging into a stream of light, wrapping him tightly and forming a translucent light cocoon. Fortunately, it was daytime, and such an unbelievable scene did not attract people's attention.

The light cocoon slowly floated to a height of one meter above the ground and stopped, it was like a heart beating, making a "dong dong" sound, very rhythmic, like a song of nine heavenly sounds. Underneath the light cocoon, a 5x5 luminous object emits a pillar of light as thick as a tea bowl to support the light cocoon.

Through the light cocoon, you can vaguely see that Li Changkong's body is wandering with faint light snake-like energy bodies, which seem to be transforming his body.

Li Changkong's body became longer, bigger, and stronger at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the cheap stalls on his body were filled with his swollen body, faintly showing a tendency to swell and crack, and after the transformation, the limbs that were as crystal clear as lotus roots rushed out of the four tubes of his clothes and pants, revealing a long section. His nostrils exhaled clouds of blue-yellow gas, which were supposed to be the hepatitis B virus that had been lurking in his body for years. Under the slash of light, the blowing ash disintegrated.

……

Ten minutes later.

"Wow", all the things related to light went to the tide, and immediately all returned to the luminous body, after hiding the brilliance, the luminous body was actually a piece of ancient Hetian jade made of Luan-shaped jade, but unfortunately it seemed to be cut from a piece of jade, and it was not complete.

With a "bang", Li Changkong's body fell directly into free fall, fell to the ground, and kicked up a cloud of dust. From a positive point of view, he has completely changed his appearance, no longer the last cripple, but a typical handsome type, just less rich.

"Huh", a dreamlike sound sounded in the empty shantytown alley, lying on the ground jade match rose from the ground strangely, it slowly released a burst of milky white dense clouds, a woman wearing a simple light blue silk costume, looking like a two-year-old Chinese woman walked out of the clouds.

After she looked at her surroundings, a trace of confusion flashed in her eyes that were as blurry as autumn water, and Cherry's small mouth opened slightly, "What dynasty is it now?" Where am I? It seems that the person in front of him opened the seal."

"Childe, Childe!" , The woman walked up to Li Changkong gently, half-squatted down, and after calling twice, she couldn't help but shake her head, it seemed that this person was already unconscious. She pressed her index and middle fingers on her temples with both hands, her lips opened slightly, and a mist erupted and hit Li Changkong's face.

Li Changkong's originally pale face gradually became rosy, his eyelids kept squirming, his nose twitched, and after taking a greedy sip, he dreamed, "Uh, it's so fragrant, it's braised chicken wings, I love it"

"Braised chicken wings? What is it? The woman was a little unclear, and was about to wait for Li Changkong to wake up and ask, but unexpectedly, Li Changkong sat up suddenly, opened his mouth wide and pounced on it.

"Ah, Childe, you have insulted me", the woman's pupils opened slightly, her face was discolored, and a wave of qi instinctively erupted from her body, like a bomb exploding, which directly caused Li Changkong to bounce off the ground and toss in the air for three and a half weeks, then fell to the ground and fell unconscious again.