In Chapter 69, Qin Chuan sat and argued, and Huaimin talked on paper

But it is said that the Monkey King returned to his hometown, killed the demon king of the mixed world, seized a big knife, practiced martial arts day by day, taught the little monkey to cut bamboo as a standard, cut wood as a knife, govern the flag, whistle, advance and retreat, set up camp and go to the village, and played for a long time. Suddenly, he sat quietly and thought: "I am waiting here, I am afraid that the trick will come true, or the king of men will be alarmed, or the king of birds and beasts will admit this crime, saying that we are rebelling and raising teachers to kill each other, and you are all bamboo poles and wooden knives, how can we fight the enemy?" A sharp sword is required. What now? When the monkeys heard this, they were all terrified and said, "The king has seen a long time, but there is nothing to be desired." As he was talking, he turned on four old monkeys, two of them were Akajiri horse monkeys and two of them were apes, and he walked in front of him and said, "King, it is very easy to cure sharp instruments. Wukong said: "How can it be easy?" The four monkeys said: "Our mountain, to the east, has two hundred miles of water, and that carriage is the border of the country." There is a throne in the borders of that kingdom, and the city is full of innumerable soldiers and people, and there will be gold, silver, brass, iron, and other workmanship. If the king goes there, he will either buy or build some weapons, teach us to act, and protect the mountain field, which is the so-called long-term opportunity for Baotai. When Wukong heard this, he was full of joy and said, "You are playing tricks here, waiting for me to come." ”

Good monkey king, sharp somersault clouds, two hundred miles of water surface passed in an instant. Sure enough, there is a city in that compartment, six streets and three cities, thousands of households and thousands of gates, coming and going, and people are all in broad daylight. Wukong thought to himself: "There must be ready-made weapons here, I will stay and buy a few of them, it is better to use a supernatural power to find a few of them." So he twisted the trick, recited the incantation, and inhaled into the earth, and when the breath was blowing, it was a gust of wind, flying sand and stones, so amazing.

The cannon clouds are shaking everywhere, and the black fog is gloomy and the earth is dark. Jiang Haibo is afraid of fish and crabs, and the mountains and forests are broken, and tigers and wolves run.

There is no business travel in all kinds of transactions, and there is no one in all kinds of lives. The king of the palace returned to the inner courtyard, and the civil and military affairs in front of the steps were transferred to the yamen.

The throne of thousands of autumns was blown down, and the five phoenix high-rise buildings moved their roots. Where the wind rose, it dispersed the king of the Aolai Kingdom, and the three streets and six cities were all so panicked that they closed their doors, and no one dared to leave. Wukong pressed the cloud head. Break into the door. Until the armory hall and the arsenal, when I opened the door and looked at it, there were countless instruments: knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hair, sickles, whips, palladium, Laos, Jane, bows, crossbows, forks, spears, all of them were ready. When I saw it, I was very happy and said: "Can I take geometry alone?" Let's also make a doppelganger method to move away. "Good monkey king, that is, pluck a handful of hairs, chew them in the mouth, spray them everywhere, chant the incantation, and shout: "Change!" "Become a thousand little monkeys, all of them are moving and robbing; The powerful ones take five or seven pieces, and the small ones take three or two pieces, and all of them are carried out. Walk on the clouds, get a shot, call the wind, lead the little monkey, and return to the place.

But it was said that the big and small monkeys in Huaguo Mountain were playing outside the door of the cave, and suddenly heard the sound of the wind, and saw that in mid-air, the girl was forked, and the monkey spirit without a bank was bluffing. When he was young, the Monkey King pressed the clouds, collected the clouds, shook his body: collected the hairs, piled up the weapons in front of the mountain, and shouted: "Little ones! Get your weapons! When the monkeys watched, they saw Wukong alone in the land of Pingyang, and they all ran to kowtow and ask why. Wukong will make the wind in front of him, move weapons, and say everything again. All the monkeys thanked Bi, and they all went to grab swords and swords, fight for spears with axes, pull bows and crossbows, shout and drink, and play for a day.

The next day, the camp was still arranged. Wukong will gather monkeys, totaling more than 47,000 mouths. The monsters that have been alarmed all over the mountain early are wolves, insects, tigers, leopards, muntjacs, roe deer, muntjacs, foxes, raccoons, badgers, raccoon dogs, lions, elephants, foxes, orangutans, bears, deer, wild pigs, mountain cattle, antelopes, green children, cunning children, and mastiffs...... All kinds of demon kings, a total of seventy-two holes, all come to worship the monkey king. Tribute is paid every year, at four o'clock. There are also those who prepare with the class, and there are also those who collect food with the festival, neatly and neatly, and build a flower and fruit mountain like an iron bucket golden city, all kinds of demon kings, and there are those who enter the golden drum, enter the colored flags, and enter the armor.

The Monkey King was overjoyed, and suddenly said to the crowd: "You are familiar with bows and crossbows, and you are proficient in weapons. The four old monkeys stepped forward and played: "The king is an immortal saint, and all soldiers are useless; But I wonder if Dawang can go in the water? Wukong said: "Since I heard the Tao, I have seventy-two kinds of earthly changes; The somersault cloud has great magical powers; Good can hide and escape, and start the law; There is a way to heaven and a door to the earth; There is no shadow of the sun and the moon, and there is no obstacle to entering the golden stone; Water cannot be drowned, fire cannot be burned. Can't you go? The four monkeys said: "The king has this magical power, and under our iron plate bridge, the water leads to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea." If the king is willing to go down, he looks for the old dragon king, and asks him what weapon he wants, but he doesn't take advantage of it? Wukong was very happy when he heard this: "Wait for me to come." ”

Good Monkey King, jump to the bridgehead, make a closed water method, twist the trick, pounce into the waves, separate the waterway, and go to the bottom of the East Ocean. In the middle of the line, he suddenly saw a yaksha patrolling the sea, blocked him and asked, "What is the sacredness of the one who pushes the water?" Make it clear and greet you. Wukong said: "I am the Monkey King, the natural saint of Huaguo Mountain, and I am the immediate neighbor of your old dragon king, why don't you know?" When the Yaksha heard about it, he reported to the Crystal Palace: "King, there is a Monkey King, a natural saint of Huaguo Mountain outside, who claims to be the king and will come to the palace." Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, immediately got up and went out of the palace with the dragon son, the dragon grandson, the shrimp soldiers, and the crab general to greet him: "Immortals, please come in, please come in." Until they met in the palace, they sat down to offer tea and asked, "When will the immortals attain the Tao, and what kind of immortal art will they teach?" Wukong said: "After I was born, I became a monk and practiced, and I got a body that is lifeless and imperishable." The proximate cause of teaching children and grandchildren, guarding the cave, but there is no weapon, I have heard for a long time that the virtuous neighbor enjoys the Yao Palace Beique, there must be more than a surplus artifact, and I came to ask for one. When the dragon king saw it, it was not easy to excuse himself, so he took out a big sword and presented it. Wukong said: "Lao Sun will not make a knife, beg for another piece." "The dragon king took the captain of the mackerel again, led the eel, and lifted out a nine-strand fork. Wukong jumped down, took it in his hand, made it all the way, and put it down: "Light! Light! Light! Don't take advantage of it! Beg for another one. The dragon king smiled and said, "Shangxian, don't you take a look." This fork weighs 3,600 pounds! Wukong said: "Don't take advantage of it!" Don't take advantage of it! The dragon king was terrified in his heart, and he took out a painting rod Fang Tian halberd with Admiral Lu and General Li, which weighed 7,200 catties. When Wukong saw it, he ran close to catch it in his hand, threw a few shelves, scattered two solutions, and inserted it in the middle and said: "It's still light!" Light! Light! The old dragon king was frightened and said: "Shangxian, I only have this halberd in my palace, and there are no more weapons." Wukong smiled: "The ancients said: 'The Dragon King of the Sorrowful Sea has no treasure!'" Go and seek. If there is something to be desired, one by one. The dragon king said: "There is no more." ”

As he was speaking, the dragon woman and the dragon girl flashed behind him and said: "King, it is not trivial to watch this saint." In our sea collection, the piece of Shenzhen iron at the bottom of the Tianhe River, these days the sun is shining, the sky is vigorous, dare not appear to meet this saint? The dragon king said: "That is when Dayu ruled the water, a stator of the shallow depth of the river and the sea." It's a piece of divine iron, what can it do? Long Po said: "Don't care if he uses it or not, and give it to him, depending on how he transforms it, send it out of the palace gate." The old dragon king said everything to Wukong. Wukong said: "Take it out and I'll see it." The dragon king shook his hand and said, "I can't carry it!" Can't lift it! You have to go to the fairy to see it. Wukong said, "Where?" You lead me there. "The dragon king fruit was guided to the middle of the sea and suddenly saw the golden light. The dragon king specified, "The one who shines is the one who shines." Wukong stepped forward and touched it, it was an iron pillar, about the thickness of a bucket, and more than two feet long. He tried his best to cross the line with both hands: "Te coarse and long!" It can be used shorter. "After that, the baby was a few feet shorter and thinner. Wukong said again: "It's better to be finer!" "That baby is a little thinner. Wukong was very happy, and when he took out the sea treasure to look at it, it turned out that there were two golden hoops at the two ends, and a section of black iron in the middle; There is a line of engraved words next to the hoop, called "Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick", weighing 13,500 catties. secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Presumably this baby is as expected!" As he walked, he thought to himself, and said with his hands upside down: "It would be better to be shorter!" "Take it out, it's only two zhang long, and the bowl is thick.

You see him doing magic, throwing away the solution, and going around the Crystal Palace. The old dragon king was frightened, and the little dragon's soul was scattered; Turtles, turtles, turtles, turtles, and turtles all shrink their necks, and fish, shrimp, and crabs hide their heads. Goku holds the baby in his hands and sits on the crystal palace. smiled at the Dragon King, "Thank you for your kindness." The dragon king said: "Don't dare, don't dare." Wukong said: "Although this piece of iron is easy to use, there is another saying." The dragon king said: "What else does the immortal say?" Wukong said: "If there was no such iron at that time, it would be fine; Now that he is holding him in his hands, he has no clothes on his body, what can he do? If you have a drape here, simply give me one, and thank you for it. The dragon king said, "This is not the case." Wukong said: "'One guest does not offend two masters. If not, I will not be able to go out of this door." The dragon king said: "Annoyed with the immortal and then turn to the sea, or there may be." Wukong said again: "'It's better to go to three houses than to sit in one.'" 'Ask for one thing.' The dragon king said: "There is no commission; If so, be flattered. Wukong said: "It's really not, I'll try this iron with you!" The Dragon King panicked and said, "Immortals, don't do it!" Don't do it! When I see if there is a place for my brother, I should give a pair. Wukong said: "Where is Brother Ling?" The Dragon King said: "The younger brother is Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South China Sea, Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the North Sea, and Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea." Wukong said: "My grandson is not going!" Don't go! As the saying goes, 'three on credit is not the enemy to see two', I just hope that you will send a pair of stools with the high and low. The old dragon said: "You don't need to go to the immortals." I have an iron drum and a golden bell here, and whenever there is an emergency, the drum will be beaten, and the bell will ring, and the disciples will come in an instant. Wukong said: "That is the case, hurry up and beat the drum and hit the bell!" "The real dragon will go to hit the bell, and the turtle will come to beat the drum.

When he was young, the bell and drum rang, and sure enough, the Dragon King of the Three Seas was alarmed, and he came in a moment, and they met outside, Ao Qin said: "Big brother, what is the matter, beating the drum and hitting the bell?" The old dragon said: "Virtuous brother! It's hard to say! There was a natural saint in Huaguo Mountain, who came to recognize me as a neighbor in the morning, and later asked for a weapon, offering a steel fork that was too small, and a halberd that was too light. took out a piece of Tianhe Dingdi Shenzhen Iron, took it out by himself, and lost some solutions. Now sitting in the palace, what do you want to wear? I have nowhere to go, so I ring the bell and drum and invite the virtuous brother to come. But what do you have to put on him, give him a dress, and send him out of the door. When Ao Qin heard this, he was furious and said: "My brothers, raise troops, take him or not!" The old dragon said: "Don't say it!" That piece of iron, hold some and die, knock some and die, and the skin is broken, and the tendons are bruised! Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea, said: "The second brother must not do anything with him; and only put together a pair of clothes with him, sent him out, and started the table to play to the sky, and the sky punished himself. Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the North Sea, said: "That's right." I have a pair of silk walking miles here. The Dragon King of the West Sea said, "I brought a pair of chain gold armor. Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South China Sea, said: "I have a phoenix-winged purple and gold crown. "The old dragon was overjoyed, and he was introduced to the Crystal Palace to meet, so as to present. Wukong stopped the golden crown, golden armor, and cloud shoes, and used the wishful stick, and beat it all the way, and said to the dragons: "Noise! Noisy! The Dragon King of the Four Seas was very uneven, and he was discussing the progress of the table.

Look at this monkey king, he separated the waterway, went back to the iron plate bridge, and went up, only to see four old monkeys, leading all the monkeys: they were all waiting by the bridge. Suddenly, I saw Wukong jump out of the wave, and there was no moisture on his body, and he walked up to the bridge. The bluffing monkeys knelt down together and said, "Great King, so gorgeous! What a flash! "Wukong is full of spring breeze, ascends the throne, and puts the iron rod in the middle. Those monkeys didn't know what to do, they all came to get the treasure, but they were like dragonflies shaking the iron tree, and they couldn't stop moving at all. One by one, they bit their fingers and stuck out their tongues: "Grandpa! It's so heavy, how can you take it! Wukong approached, stretched his hand, got up, and smiled at everyone: "Everything has its own master." This treasure is hidden in the sea, and I don't know how many thousands of years it will be, and Coco's age will shine today. The dragon king only thinks that it is a piece of black iron, and it is also called the god of Tianhe Town. That guy can't carry it, so ask me to take it myself. At that time, this treasure was more than two zhang long, and the bucket was thick; I scolded him, and if it meant too much, he would have a lot less; Teach a little younger, and he is much smaller; Teach a little younger, and he is much smaller; Looking at the sky in a hurry, there was a line of words, which was 'Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, 13,500 catties.' Stand still, and I'll tell him to change his mind." He took the treasure in his hand and cried, "Little! Small! Small! "It's like making an embroidery needle even if it's small, and you can stuff it in your ears and hide it. The monkeys were shocked and cried out, "Great King! And take it out to play around! The Monkey King really took it out of his ear, put it on his palm and shouted: "Big! Big! Big! "That is, it is a big bucket to thicken, two zhang long. He got the place of joy, jumped on the bridge, walked out of the cave, held the treasure in his hand, made a magic power like heaven and earth, bowed his waist, and shouted, "Long!" "He was tall and tall, his head was like Mount Tai, his waist was like a mountain, his eyes were like lightning, his mouth was like a basin of blood, and his teeth were like a sword; The stick in his hand, up to thirty-three days, down to the eighteenth layer of hell, put some tigers, leopards, wolves, insects, mountains full of monsters, seventy-two cave demon kings, all bluffed kowtow, trembling and scattering their souls. Suddenly, he received the statue, turned the treasure into an embroidery needle, hid it in his ear, and returned to the cave. panicked, the demon kings of all the caves came to congratulate.

At this time, the big bang was opened, and the gong sounded. Set up a wide range of delicacies, full of coconut liquid and grape syrup, and drink and feast with the public for a long time. But they are taught and acted according to the past. The Monkey King named the four old monkeys as athletes; Call the two Akajiri horse monkeys as horses and two marshals of the stream; The two pass-backed apes are called the two generals. And the encampment shall be set up in the village, and all things shall be rewarded and punished, and the four keys shall be maintained. He put his mind at ease, drove the clouds and fog day by day, traveled all over the world, and traveled a thousand mountains. Shi Wuyi, visiting heroes all over the world; Make magical powers and make good friends. At this time, there were seven brothers, namely the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, the Lion Camel King, the Macaque King, the [Shaoyu] Tamarin King, and even the seven Monkey Kings of their own family. Day by day, he talks about literature and martial arts, walks and spreads, sings and dances, and returns to the twilight, and there is no such thing as unhappiness. Put that 10,000 miles away, only as the road to the court, the so-called nodding path is more than 3,000 miles, and there is more than 800 miles to twist the waist.

One day, in this cave, the four strong generals will arrange a feast, invite the six kings to drink, kill cattle and horses, sacrifice to the heavens and enjoy the earth, dance and sing with all the monsters, and eat drunk. sent the six kings out, but rewarded the big and small leaders, leaning under the pine shade by the iron plate bridge, and fell asleep for a while. The four strong generals surrounded the crowd and did not dare to raise their voices. I saw that the Monkey King was sleeping and saw the two of them take a approval document with the words "Monkey King" on it, approached him, couldn't say anything, put on the rope, and took the soul of the Monkey King, staggered, and took it to the edge of a city. The Monkey King gradually woke up, and suddenly looked up to see that there was an iron plaque on the city, and there were three big characters on the card, which was "Netherworld". The Monkey King suddenly woke up and said, "The Netherworld is where the King of Hades lives, why is it here? The two said: "Your life should be over, and the two of us will receive the approval and hook you to come." When the Monkey King heard this, he said, "My grandson is beyond the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, and is no longer under his jurisdiction, how can he be hazy and dare to hook me?" "Those two hooked dead people just tugged and pulled, and they were going to drag him in. The monkey king was annoyed, and the treasure came out of his ears, and the bowl was thick; Raise your hand slightly and beat the two hooked dead people into meat sauce. Excuse yourself, throw away your hands, wheel the stick, and go into the city. The bull-headed ghost was bluffed into hiding in the east, the horse-faced ghost ran south and north, and all the ghosts ran up to the Senluo Palace, reporting: "King! Woe to you! Woe to you! A hairy-faced Lei Gong outside, it's time to fight! ”