Chapter 32: Idiot! Call me squad leader!

Yang Xuemei was choked with nausea: "You are sick!" Who slept with you? ”

Li Ao continued: "Squad leader, I only do this to you, if you can't accept it, I can change the way." ”

Yang Xuemei's goosebumps tower got up: "Get out!" ”

She knew that Li Ao was deliberately saying these disgusting words!

When the head teacher is there, he pretends to apologize!

When the head teacher is gone, the original form is revealed!

Yang Xuemei can't wait to slap it over!

Lin Mad said at this time: "Li Ao, you go first!" I still have something to say to the squad leader! ”

Lin Mad's eyes were a little fierce.

Li Ao knew that Lin Mad had a good relationship with Yang Xuemei.

This made him a little jealous!

But jealousy doesn't work!

Xuemei doesn't like him!

Li Ao regretted believing Yang Tianrui's words.

If it weren't for Yang Tianrui, he wouldn't have been hated by Xuemei.

"Can't understand people? Don't harass the squad leader in the future! Lin Madness spoke for Yang Xuemei.

Yang Xuemei was very moved when she heard Lin Mad's words.

She was right!

Although Lin Mad's grades are not good, he is a good person!

At least it's better than Li Ao, I don't know how many times!

However.

Li Ao, whose face was ugly, didn't want to leave.

He laughed and said, "Hehe, boss, what's the matter that I can't listen to?" ”

Yang Xuemei glared at Li Ao and said, "I'm the squad leader now, I order you to get out of here!" Don't eavesdrop on me talking to Lin Madness! ”

At this time, after Yang Xuemei finished speaking, she exploded! The feeling of being a squad leader is cool!

In the past, it was Li Ao who gave orders to others, she was not used to it, but now she is giving orders, Yang Xuemei feels really cool!

"Is there anything I can't hear?" Li Ao asked.

Lin said madly: "Do you roll or not?" ”

Receiving Lin Mad's fierce eyes, Li Ao had a feeling of numbness on his scalp.

"I'll go!"

Although he was a little unwilling, Yang Xuemei was now the class leader, and with the support of the head teacher, he really continued to harass her.

However, Li Ao was also a little curious in his heart, what did Lin Crazy want to talk about with the squad leader? Could it be that the two of them are ...... in private?

When Li Ao left, he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

Yang Xuemei saw that Li Ao, the annoying guy, was gone, and her mood was much better.

"Lin Mad, what do you want to tell me about Li Ao? Is it Su Yin's business? If it's this matter, I may not really be able to help you, because I don't know where Su Yin and her are. Yang Xuemei said apologetically.

Lin Mad said calmly: "Su Yin, I will definitely find it!" But before that, I'll tell you one thing! Will you believe me? ”

Yang Xuemei saw that Lin Mad looked so serious, so she nodded: "I am willing to believe you, if it weren't for you, I would have died long ago by jumping down from the tenth floor!" ”

Yang Xuemei is also very smart.

She didn't tell the head teacher that she jumped from the tenth floor and didn't die.

Because she clearly knew that even if she said it, the head teacher would not be able to believe her!

No one can jump from the tenth floor and not die!

Li Ao also didn't say it!

Li Ao was also afraid of being ridiculed by his classmates when he said it, and he was even more afraid that the head teacher would find a reason to punish him again.

Lin Mad looked at Yang Xuemei and said, "In 80 days, the end of the world will break out, and then the zombies will conquer the entire earth!" At school, it's not safe, and I suggest you go home, so it's safer. ”

Yang Xuemei asked, "The end times are coming?" Lin Mad, you can't be a fever, right? How can the good end be the last days? It's only 2024! ”

"I don't have a fever, if I had a fever, I wouldn't have saved you when I jumped off the building! What I tell you is serious, we are all classmates, I can't deceive you, if you treat me as a classmate, believe me! Lin said madly.

"How could I not treat you as a classmate? It's just that...... It's just that it's too sudden, and what you said makes me a little indigestible. Yang Xuemei knew that Lin Mad was not used to lying.

Lin Crazy said again: "Treat you as a classmate, I just told you, if you don't believe me, wait three months, you will know!" ”

"But I still advise you to go home, school is not safe!"

"And three months, soon!"

"When the zombies break out, the school will become a human purgatory!"

Yang Xuemei was also a little frightened when she heard this: "Lin Mad, then why did you tell me?" What if you don't tell your teachers and classmates? ”

Lin Mad asked, "Will they believe me?" They'll just believe I'm a fool, and they'll just think I've read too many novels! ”

"That's right...... Also! Well, Lin Mad, I believe you! However, as the class leader, I am still obliged to tell everyone about it! The first thing Yang Xuemei thought of was not herself, but her teachers and classmates.

Lin said madly: "My suggestion is that you go home, and besides, you tell your classmates and teachers to do whatever you want, anyway, I have already told you!" Now, I'm going to find Su Yin, goodbye! ”

In the blink of an eye, Lin Mad had disappeared from Yang Xuemei's side!

I don't know who I learned this kung fu from.

People say that if you don't die, there will be a blessing!

She jumped off the building and didn't die, and Lin Mad told her that it would be the end of the world in three months, and she had a gut feeling that Lin Mad would not deceive herself!

Yang Xuemei walked into the classroom, holding a loudspeaker in her hand and said: "Listen to me, there are still 80 days left, the end of the world has broken out, and only the dormitory building and the roof are the safest!" If you want to be raw, you have to prepare food and water! ”

Suddenly, the classroom erupted in laughter!

"Hahaha! The squad leader is sick, right? What kind of howl with a horn in broad daylight? It's really a biochemical game to play too much! ”

"It's not a psychotic episode, is it? Ahahahaha! ”

"Hurry up and get to a psychiatric hospital! Don't come out and scare people! ”

"Let's go, let's have a weekend off today, go eat steak!"

"Hey! I'm going to a restaurant on a date with a girl! I don't have time to play biochemical games with you, the squad leader! ”

"Yes! Squad leader, although you are also a woman, I suggest that you finish the biochemical game less, so as not to go crazy! ”

"As soon as you were promoted to class president, you had a psychotic attack, and God can't save you!"

“......”

After the students finished laughing, the classroom was empty in a few moments.

Yang Xuemei held the horn and shouted lonely!

Sure enough, what Lin Mad said was right.

When she says it, everyone will only think she is a fool, and even more think she is sick!

She also started to sway from side to side a little.

Lin Mad, is the end of the world you said true?

What should I do if my classmates don't believe me?

At this moment, Li Ao appeared in front of Yang Xuemei, saw her holding a loudspeaker, and asked, "Xuemei, let me play biochemical games with you!" I'm very high-level, what level are you? ”

Yang Xuemei glanced at Li Ao: "Idiot! Call me squad leader! ”