Chapter 5: New Couples (2)
On the first day of the new matchmaking festival, Jingyang slept until noon, if it weren't for the crazy shaking of Zhipan, he would definitely be able to talk directly from one night to another.
After waking up, I found that the information in the class chat area was superimposed rapidly, which was a big test of speed reading ability.
Chaoyi and his brother go to the "New Big Stomach" competition, and the rule is to see who can eat more goose egg kiro pie in 15 minutes. The contestants in the photo looked hateful one by one, stared straight and stuffed them into their mouths, and the pies were sent directly into the esophagus before they had time to say hello to their teeth.
Ni Zhan sent a bunch of red envelopes to the group, but not only did he not get praise but also suffered insults because of it, Ishida Xiaoye pulled the advertisements in the red envelopes and did not enlarge them, saying that this was a speculative poor ghost using his brothers to make unclean extra money. Of course, Ni Zhan is not stupid, he unceremoniously suggested that the other party wear tights, and then go back to the comics to preside over justice.
After flipping through for a while, Jingyang saw Zhang Yunfa's photo, he carefully reviewed it several times as if he was looking for the password to the safe, but finally closed it with a little disappointment. This girl is Wei Haiyao's best friend, but several photos are photos with new colleagues, and you can't see the face that is of great value to Jingyang.
In the end, someone launched an initiative to go to the Kelin Street Natatorium, Jingyang was so eager to participate, but the distance of more than 2,000 kilometers dragged reality into delusion, and as the concentration of loneliness in his body soared instantly, he even felt that it would be good to participate with his mouth.
"Wait for me for 20 minutes, get dressed, and I'll be there in a minute!"
"20 minutes? Do you come on a rocket? The size is controlled, and the uncle of the parking lot is not easy to do. The first person to interact with him was Ni Zhan.
"What a rocket to sit, I've been losing weight lately, running past very fast"
"Good idea, you'd better run west, don't bask in the sun, anyway, you can get there sooner or later after going around the earth." Ishida stood with his opponent just now.
"Running is too much for shoes, why is the earth round? It's just to make him roll and save more money. ”
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The interrogation between the dead friends awakened Jingyang's memory, and his sense of belonging became stronger and stronger, and the idea of 'returning to the shell area' had run ahead of reason.
Although the father and son had already quarreled three times over this incident, the idea was that the vines in the castle would climb up the windowsill again at dawn no matter how cleanly they were cut.
The large troops who were going to play in the water had already gone out one after another, and when they thought of everyone's lively appearance in the swimming pool, Jingyang's heart was as sour and dull as soaking in a vinegar tank.
The chat area had fallen silent, but there were still a few hours before the celebration began. Jingyang also wants to take to the streets for a wave of holiday promotions, so that the roast beef is stuffed between his teeth and half-saturated by the ice peach juice, but all this is premised on the pocket can withstand the expenses, and after being exploited by Albon for a few months, shopping has become extremely unfriendly to Jingyang.
And if you want a free happy time, it is not impossible, after a few bites of lunch, Jingyang got under the bed and pulled out the Little Forest Commemorative Edition.
First put the sand table base in an open place, the base is covered with tiny bumps, rough look like sand but black and soft, pick up a pinch of it will bring up a piece of the surrounding area, this is more like a softened plastic runway, you can not change the position but can dodge and run freely.
After that, around the side of the pedestal, eight image tubes placed in a semicircle, the image tube is level with the shoulder, four are erected on the front, and the other four are arranged on both sides, after pressing the test button, they project the logo of the small forest company towards the front of the pedestal, which is the three trees that continue to grow shorter from left to right, and today the third image tube deviates from the benchmark, Jingyang had to press the automatic calibration, so that it can show its position in a high-frequency shake.
Then you have to bring silver and white headphones, after all, if you want to immerse, you can't miss the howl of the wolf, and the sound of gold coins colliding in the game can also bring some food and clothing to his poor heart.
After everything was assembled, the power was turned on, and Jingyang's left hand slid through the air, quickly browsing one by one.
"The Chronicles of the Barheim" has been cleared......
The optimization of "Dragon Scroll" is too bad, and the image dangles when it runs, making people want to vomit......
"Mine Court" is a puzzle solving, the light is too dim, the eyes that I looked for clues last time are bloodshot, and I can't even see slippers clearly when I get up at night......
There is also this plumber from a first-person perspective, full of feelings but a lot of slots, mushrooms run forward from behind every time, and the bricks that need to be topped are designed too high, which is really a neck and foot drain......
Finally, he finally stopped in front of the option of "We Carry the Sword to Conquer".
One of the big selling points of this game is the realistic graphics, every time the monster roars, Jingyang looks at the big mouth like a bucket and sharp yellow teeth, and feels that he really smells a strange smell.
After adjusting his standing posture, he returned to the entrance of the village last time, turned his head slightly to the right, and the blacksmith shop waiting there appeared in the picture.
The old blacksmith in the shop was shirtless and exposed his strong tendons, wearing the most durable breeches and mud-covered boots, looking at him with chaotic but sharp eyes, his right hand pointing to the table, while his left hand continued to splash the fire of the iron felt beating, and he was a friendly character who provided equipment no matter how he looked.
Not far to the blacksmith's right, the tattered wooden table, which had no legs and had to lean against the fence next to it, barely stood upright, and a short silver-white dagger lay flat there, and less than an arm's length below the dagger lay a long black knife that was noticeably more powerful under the table.
Jingyang tried to pull out the long black knife directly regardless of the instructions, but the old blacksmith who jumped out of the sand table was almost beaten out of the sand table with a hammer, and what made him even more unbearable was that the blacksmith insulted people with more than a dozen non-repeating swear words while beating him back - "Little rabbit cub who can't help himself!" "Little bastard who is eager for quick success!" "Eat me, little bastard!" …… It wasn't until he restarted the game and chose the gladiator that everything stopped again.
So today he was very honest, obediently picked up the short sword and walked out of the village, and the old blacksmith also put his right hand back into his trouser pocket, continued to strike iron honestly, and finished his appearance in the most civilized way.
As soon as I walked out of the village, the background of the bright sun turned into night, the huge moon was as mad as white bones, and three bats, two large and one small, flew quickly from mid-air, as if they had just gotten off the night shift and were going back to catch up on sleep.
Outside the village is a forest of incalculable size, stretching along a hill that is not too steep, in the middle of the forest there is a path that can accommodate two bodies leading to the depths, and between the forest and Jingyang there is a noisy river, on which three logs are tied side by side to form a simple bridge.
Jingyang crossed the river at the entrance of the village. Just like last time, two fat-headed, big-eared monsters ran out of the woods and rushed to him with wooden sticks.
The monster running in front of it will raise its right hand holding a wooden stick and smash it towards the player's head, and Jingyang, who has been beaten twice before, will be familiar with the rolling melon on his back.
So, relying on his previous experience, he quickly bent down and stabbed the monster's belly with his short sword, and the first one was done.
And the second one is much more troublesome.
It will first lean down and sweep the player's leg with a stick, and Jingyang knows that this time he needs to jump high.
The monster then possesses Zoro and makes a "Z" shape upside down from the ground, with the stick hitting the player's waist directly.
Jing Yang tried several methods, but he first found that he didn't jump high enough, and the result of jumping into the sky was to hit his leg hard, and then he also tried to squat down, but he met the stick with his head firmly, and he also tried to rush over and stab the other party first, but this monster did not repeat the mistakes of his predecessors, but put on the armor very smartly, and was knocked to the ground first before he could get it.
Today, he had no choice, so he could only instinctively raise his short sword and slash at the wooden stick that came from below. After a crisp thud. Jingyang looked at the wooden stick that stopped and said to himself, "It turns out that you really want to block it!" ”
Fortunately, the holographic projection game is about having fun from skill, and if it really competes in strength, Jingyang feels that this candle-like short sword will be smashed into a soup spoon by the opponent's ham-thick wooden stick in an instant.
The unsuccessful monster lowered his weapon to the ground again, turned sideways, and hit Jingyang's stomach with both hands clenched as if playing golf.
With the successful experience just now, Jing Yang felt that he had found the trick, he pretended to easily hold the short sword with two fingers, and lowered the blade of the sword downward like fishing, guessed the opponent's strike route, and prepared to use the weapon to complete another block.
But the monster's hand-to-hand combat class must have been a full attendance, and the wooden stick quickly rose upwards and rubbed against the hilt of the dagger.
"Bang!" The sound of this game is much worse than the art, and every time Jingyang is hit, he feels like a bag of rice.
The stick landed firmly on his chest, and the health in the upper right corner instantly evaporated by two-fifths.
Jingyang didn't dare to hold it up any longer, clenched his fists so that the short sword no longer swayed from side to side, and bent down slightly to carefully observe the opponent's movements, looking for the best time to counterattack.
And the monster began to repeat the old trick, turned sideways and aimed at Jingyang with his ribs covered with fat, and after a simple charge, he hit it in a similar posture as last time.
"Ding!" A few exaggerated sparks flashed in the picture, and the block succeeded for the second time.
Then the monster was stunned, took a step back, and fell to the ground with his hands fully open, shaking his head and chirping, saliva dripping down his big mouth, as if he was drunk.
The dark green belly unloaded the defense, which was a signal from the game company, which could be understood as - "Come and prick me!" Old players can understand at a glance, and Jingyang is an old player.
Took a step forward and eliminated the second monster, and finally took another big step forward in progress.
And the rest of the content is also completely new to him, Jingyang shook his hand excitedly and began to walk towards the forest.
One or two little minions jumping from the tree had long been expected, Jingyang continued to expand the results of the battle as he could, and one of the monsters fell to the ground and fell out of half a roast chicken, he picked up the roast chicken and put it to his mouth, and saw that his health returned to a healthy state.
And now in the depths of the forest, a dull roar suddenly sounded.
This means that there is an important battle ahead, and most of the game's usual tricks, the monster who doesn't shout is not a ruthless character.
Sure enough, I didn't take two steps before I saw a circular clearing in the forest.
At the end of the clearing, a one-armed monster wearing an eyepatch sat on a half-stake, nailed with dozens of ferocious-looking but masochistic iron nails, black pants covered with knife marks, and a pair of bare feet the size of a discus.
When it saw a player approaching, it grabbed a chainsaw from the ground and rushed over, and when it ran to a distance of one meter from Jingyang, it instantly completed its self-sublimation from a two-dimensional drawing to a three-dimensional one.
The momentum building session has come to an end, and now it's time to really get started.
The first time, the monster hit his shoulder fiercely, Jingyang was a little hasty, subconsciously moved a step to the right, and actually managed to dodge it.
After that, the monster raised his hands above his head, and Jing Yang knew that the chainsaw would definitely smash down, and he was considering whether to rush forward and quickly counterattack, or raise his short sword to block it.
At this moment, the door to the room suddenly opened.