The apprehensive Jingyang tiptoed behind his roommate, and for safety reasons, he also took a self-defense prop in his hand.

“…… Okay, I'll tell him when he comes back. ”

The weird chat finally ended, Gu Ding turned his head, but he was scared first.

"Why are you holding your half-palm iron so high?"

"Just in case." Jing Yang hid his right hand behind him, he didn't dare to say too loudly, for fear of angering the patient in front of him, "Does your family have a history of genetic disease?" ”

"Inherit you hammer!"

Gu Ding moved his chair to the left and clicked on a forum.

The symbol of the forum was ugly and wicked, with a rough-looking barefoot dwarf carrying a wooden door three times his height, and the words 'Dwarf Sleeping' were printed directly below the sign.

"Didn't this site close early?" Because he didn't quite believe what he saw, Jingyang leaned his neck forward again.

"It's just that it's transferred to the underground operation, it's not easy to find, and the 'old hound' that was given to you last time, I also downloaded it from here." Gu Ding's tone revealed the pride of a technical player.

There are all kinds of posts in this forum, Jingyang browsed quickly, and didn't see any legitimate ones.

'9 into a new firecracker mouth, only once on stage. The punch valve is extended with a hidden pressure groove and no visible marks. In order to avoid inspection, the goods will be distributed in batches after disassembly, and those who are interested will chat privately. ’

Attached to the post is a video of two robot fighters struggling to smash each other into a sheet of iron foil, in a small and dimly lit ring, but that doesn't stop the frenzied audience from continuing to bet.

And then look down, there are even more outrageous.

'Charge d'Affaires application for settlement in the Queens Region, the lowest price on the whole network. Attention, there is still a queue! Don't bother if you don't have the patience. ’

'Female black spot white tail base change cat, can accompany the owner for at least 39 years, IQ about 8 years old children, interactive high-five, bathing and other basic habits have been formed, no night barking, need to be fed antioxidant food once a week. However, due to the policy, no health certificate will be provided. ’

"Don't look around, look here!" Gu Ding found that Jingyang didn't find the point, so he knocked on the bottom post.

Looking at the sweaty fingertips, it reads - 'Selling Fox, V1.62 Modeling Optimized Version, no aliases, skin tone continuous layering, the stuck sound phenomenon has been fixed, and 3 new free skins have been added. ’

But seeing that his roommate was still confused, Gu Ding let out a long sigh and had to reopen the closed video window.

"What a pervert!" After seeing it clearly, Jingyang exclaimed loudly.

He saw a delicate girl's face, just in the selfie window, the girl looked at the camera obediently, her perfect facial features were like surgical works, but what was disgusting was that Gu Ding opened her mouth slightly, and she actually showed six teeth at the same time.

"You're actually engaging in video scams? It's still women's clothing! ”

Jing Yang took a few steps back, and his disgusted eyes completely regarded Gu Ding as a sewage pipe.

"Scam you with a hammer!" As soon as Gu Ding was in a hurry, the hammer was always innocently implicated, "My mother always forced a blind date, I can only think of this way!" ”

"With whom?" With compassion, Jing Yang took two steps back.

"Of course it's the girl she thinks fits! Fit to the point where I'd rather live outside. Gu Ding's voice was full of mockery, obviously having a different aesthetic from his mother, "If I don't fix this one, I will be arrested and sent home this week!" ”

"So you're pretending to be your girlfriend, so you don't get urged to marry?"

"Yes, you don't understand, how detailed my mother asked!" He simulated the voice of a middle-aged woman, "Where are you all going on a date?" What do you like about my son? What's wrong with his life...... Relying on others to pretend to be a goof, you can only be insured by yourself. ”

After the water came out, Jingyang lay on the table and laughed until his legs and stomach were sore, but now that the crisis was over, the fatigue struck again, and he also covered his waist and lay back on the bed.

"I know it's a fool's errand, hurry up and go to sleep."

"I can't sleep, tomorrow's last weight-bearing run, I feel bottomless now."

Jingyang's current ranking is exactly seventh, and if the gap is big, it would be fine, but the selection is close at hand, and it is this close gap that makes his indifferent heart have a huge wave.

Buy fucai did not hit and was torn off the same result,In the end, all of them were less than 5 million in their pockets,But the former creates kindness,The latter creates a murder.

Jing Yang will not use a knife or a gun, but if he is eliminated as the seventh place, he will definitely have to wait a long time to get out of the haze.

"Let's go run two laps! It will definitely be useful to familiarize yourself with the venue first! ”

"Don't be familiar with it, it's raining tomorrow, and they're all ranked on a treadmill in the training room. By the way, do you know the administrator authority of the Anping Administration? ”

"How could I have that kind of thing, no matter what bad ideas you have, I won't be able to recruit this time." Gu Ding walked in the direction of the bathroom, intending to avoid the place of right and wrong, there was a jingle under his feet, and the gacha that had nowhere to put next to the bed was kicked and flew away.

"Today, Ke Yanping specially fixed the speed gear, and also locked it with administrator privileges, just to prevent someone from cheating, Biamp has no choice."

"So, the back door is risky and easy to hate. This is a small report, of course, it may not be aimed at you, after all, there is also Duma Yoganesson, a grandmaster-level relation. Gu Ding had closed the door of the bathroom, but suddenly thought of something, and suddenly stuck out a round head from the crack in the door like a sweet potato breaking the ground, "Huh? If we have permission, can we also speed it up? ”

"You're pretending to be a woman and you're messing up your brains, do you wish I had the tail of the crane?" If it weren't for the fact that his arm was really weak, Jingyang would definitely grab the pillow and smash it hard.

"Of course I'm not talking about you, we can let Duma run the most humiliating result, the kind that is so embarrassing that he is embarrassed to enter the test group!"

Gu Ding's eyes had a feeling of swelling of muscles, and this was the most serious he had been in half an hour.

"What kind of enmity do you have? Did the base change flowers you planted before be mixed by him? Other than that, Jing Yang really couldn't think of why this big boy would be so serious.

"It's just plain annoying, you think he's a good person? It's disgusting, it's disgusting to pretend to be humble and play a good person with false feelings! Gu Ding made a shoelace wrapped around his throat, as if he was about to be nauseated, "Then it's decided, I'll find a way, and the information technology department will find me after work!" ”

The carriage called the prime mover sped by, crushing the seemingly helpless question into a stone foam, and jealousy only induced a moment in the ears, and there was no way to turn it into certainty.

When he came to the information technology department quietly in the afternoon, Jingyang felt that the water cups around him were not tea, but a pair of eyes responsible for monitoring.

The most difficult thing to ignore at the entrance is the map of the silver gate area that is large enough to be used as a bedding, it has the exclusive access to the wall on the left side of the technical department, on which dozens of red dots flicker like delicious pomegranate seeds, and like coagulated plasma, the dense data line is the blood vessels that are indispensable, sticking out from the bottom of the map, carefully crawling along the wall, their mission is to find the host, but also to ensure that the soft bone employees who walk without lifting their feet trip up to work.

Walking further, a screen that was practicing on his own attracted Jingyang's attention. The owner of this child is in a hurry to get off work, and the jam stuck to the notebook has not yet been cleaned up, and the attendance management that the whole building loves and hates is running on the table. Who was a few minutes and seconds late today, who didn't stop getting off work the day before yesterday and slipped away in advance, which sleepy insects loved to sleep lazy at noon, and who was also canceled last week.

As long as you carefully analyze the time of each punch-in, you can always find some doorways in it, such as Ma Sanlei came to work at 5 o'clock in the morning one day, and it looked like he drank all night, and then swept his face and hurried home to catch up on sleep.

"Don't look at it, come here!"

Gu Ding, who was not far away, beckoned Jingyang over, on his workstation, there was a brown hippopotamus soundproof earmuff, and the open mouth was the place where he usually stuffed his head, I don't know if it was so big when he left the factory, or if it was slowly propped up by someone's giant the day after tomorrow.

"When are we going to the Ministry of Internal Affairs?" Although there was no one around, Jingyang couldn't help but look left and right.

"You don't have to go now, just wait." After finishing speaking, Gu Ding opened the drawer, took out two earphones and handed them to Jingyang.

"I don't understand."

"You don't have to understand, you probably won't understand the explanation of this plan, just wait for the phone."

A tug-of-war with time began, Gu Ding didn't say anything, but he fell asleep first, leaning on the back of the chair and buckling the back of his head and buckling his waist, and after a while, he let out a heartless snoring sound.

But Jing Yang didn't feel sleepy, he kept going up and down in his heart, he didn't have confidence in the feasibility of the mysterious operation, and even kept doubts about whether Gu Ding had a plan. In order to alleviate anxiety, I had to open the "Neon Race" on the wisdom disk, this time-honored drag racing game is holding a New Year's event of 100 laps for luxury cars, watching the world turn into a virtual shadow in the nitrogen acceleration, at least you can forget about this difficult wait for a while.

"Ding!"

There was a sudden movement in the headphones, Jingyang was excited, and the car crashed directly into the mill next to the flower field. Gu Ding also shuddered, wiped the corners of his mouth and sat up.

"Hello? I'm going to report it! 6th Floor, Unit 9, Yard 105, Seven Gate Trail! "It's a very unpleasant male voice.

"Report the crime? Who gave you this number? ”

Jing Yang, who was eavesdropping, was surprised and ecstatic, and it was the little girl who answered the phone from the customer service department, and it was the disgusting voice of the squinted eye carving. Gu Ding, on the other hand, raised his eyebrows and grinned, his fingertips turning happily around the pen on the table like a windmill, and there was no better way to describe his expression than if he succeeded in his treacherous scheme.

"What number? Your intelligent voice can't solve the problem, I just ask to transfer to a human service. The guy upstairs bought a family surf set, and it was leaking for days, and I went to theorize and was beaten up! When will you be able to come......"

"It's a private call! You made a mistake. ”

"How is that possible? Aren't you from the Anping Administration? ”

"I don't ...... I am, but that's not how I reported it! Luo Yaji was defended and admitted to being caught between two sides, so he could only hang up the phone first in order to reduce misunderstandings.

Jing Yang listened to the foam in his head, and he didn't know what kind of evil operation this was, but Gu Ding just said: "Don't worry, he will think it was an accident now, and wait two or three." ”

However, this second report came a little later, an aunt with a bit of stuttering, with a sense of justice, reported a black den that resold second-hand bell mouths without warranty, and after waiting for this phone call for a long time, Jingyang felt that his nails had been buckled on the chair with a three-character scripture.

But the brave report did not exchange for respectful treatment, the aunt was aggrieved and stumbling, nervous and anxious, a word can be repeated more than a dozen times, and in Luo Yaji's persecution paranoia, she has become a hooligan ruffian with despicable means.

"I see, you're recording, aren't you?" Royaji's self-righteous speculation sounded as disgusting as scratching glass, "You're just trying to provoke me, and then when I curse and swear it, you posted it online, tsk, your wishful thinking is wrong." I'm not going to get mad at you, and I'm not going to leave any negative recordings of your childish pranks! ”

After a few more calls, Luo Yaji even turned on the rejection state, and there were no more calls for a long time, and naturally there was no more bloody brain hole to appreciate.

"That's it?" Jing Yang took off the headphones and threw them back on the table in disappointment, the initial excitement had gradually turned into exhaustion, "Your plan is to rely on the phone to drive the squint eagle crazy, and then ask him to cancel the last physical test?" ”

"Patience." Zen Master Gu deliberately dragged out a long tail note, as if he was specially honing Jingyang's Taoism, "I secretly filled in the wrong line during the afternoon information maintenance. ”

"What does this have to do with admin privileges?"

"I've talked about patience." Gu Ding, who obviously didn't open his mouth much all night, had to drink two sips of water before continuing, "I heard that when this happened the year before last, Hu Lan's wisdom plate was bombarded all night...... Of course, that time was not intentional, and in the end, because I couldn't command others, my senior sister had to run over in the early morning to clean up the mess. ”

"You mean, your senior sister has administrator privileges, so we're here to wait." Jingyang looked at the door, expecting his gift to appear sooner, but felt that this plan was too risky, "But wouldn't it be too obvious for us to hide behind and peek when she entered?" ”

"It's not so troublesome, she's going to go for beauty," in order to put on a far-sighted posture, Gu Ding deliberately brushed the stubble on his chin that was basically invisible, and almost pinched his fingers to watch the sky at night, "With my understanding of Senior Sister, she will definitely throw it to me to get it done." ”

"What you think is really beautiful, but what if the squint eye eagle doesn't sue her, maybe he has turned off the ......"

As he spoke, Gu Ding's pocket suddenly rang loudly, and his mobile phone rang "The Marriage of Figaro", and now this classical piece was unusually clear and pleasant in a room with only two people.