Chapter 43: Banana Point Theme Park (2)

After Gu Ding drank the water, he was shocked, and reorganized the language to repeat it again, before he completely explained the spectacle he saw.

"On the minus three floors? Right outside my office door? A giant ape taller than a pangwu? This strange talk sounds less credible than the one that will cool down next year, Jingyang is not only not panicked but still laughing, and uses three rhetorical questions in a row to express his attitude.

"It's true, if you don't believe it, leave!" Gu Ding's cheeks were bloodshot again, and he got up and rushed out of the door in order to prove that his brain was healthy.

The two of them went all the way down to the parking lot, and they didn't see the escape or scream, and Jingyang, who had the winning ticket, began to help Gu Ding formulate a recovery recipe.

"There's really news that you eat too much sweets and plant yourself on the farm. Your hallucinations must be related to milk tea, next time remember to ask the boss of the sugar sticky bag to use vinegar instead of sugar. ”

"You just drank that, I didn't take drugs, and the floor was shaking when it rushed over!"

The special large elevator leading to the negative third floor opened, and the cup of milk tea spilled on the ground was like a badge, which was awarded to Gu Ding for the 'Self-Scare Award'.

"Can you be a little logical, Pang Wu has to squat in the truck to transport it, has your gorilla practiced the secret technique of collarbone?" As the elevator went down, Jingyang looked at the surrounding layout and found another piece of ironclad evidence.

"I can't explain it, but I know I'm not blind or deaf." Gu Ding still hadn't fully recovered from his nervousness, and the edge of his leather shoes was stained milky white by the drink, and he didn't even bother to move away.

"I'm not blind, I'm just stupid...... Oh, my God! ”

As soon as the elevator door opened, Jingyang, who was very happy just now, almost collapsed on the ground. The demonic giant ape was not far from the door, and it could grab him out directly with just a stretch of his hand, and its gray-black hair trembled slightly with spiritual muscles, and the piledriver-like soles could step on the building at any moment, and to make matters worse, it seemed to hear the noise behind it, and was twisting its ass to the other side and slowly turning around.

"I say, I say, isn't it, isn't it!" Gu Ding had already curled up to the other end of the elevator, although he finally proved that he had grasped the truth, but the frightened nerves did not give him a chance to harden his mouth.

"Go, go, go, go!" Jingyang couldn't wait to turn into a pangolin in seconds, and escaped back to the dormitory with a hole in the ground on the spot, his legs were now weak, half squatting and half lying, and his right hand almost caught fire when he slapped the door button five times a second.

But how could this ancient beast easily let go of the rations sent to the door, five jet-black fingers reached out from the air, and reopened the ladder door that had almost closed.

Although there is no space behind him, Jingyang is still subconsciously kicking his legs, he really wants to give himself a big ear scraper ten minutes ago, it is because he took this as a joke that he will end up being eaten alive by the monkey.

"Jingyang?"

But what came out of the ape's mouth was a familiar voice, and although it sounded muffled and small through the thick fur, it could still be recognized as the smell of Koongolsky.

"How are you?" Jingyang barely supported the ladder wall and wanted to stand up, but his hands kept slipping, and he noticed that the milk tea had covered his entire forearm.

The frightened Gu Ding slowly glanced at his pants, the situation inside was unknown, but just looking at the outside, it was still dry.

The great ape's dam-like pectoral muscles exposed a crack that extended to both ends, and when fully opened, it turned out to be the hatch of the pangwu. I have to say that this set of props is a little extravagant, and there are no flaws that should be seen when it is faked, if it is not for the actor to take the initiative to reveal the secret, it will be able to scare the duo of No. 926 in a few seconds.

But pranks often come at a cost, and Koongolsky walked out with a mist on every hair. It wasn't graceful, but he had to use his nimble little thumb to clear the beads of sweat from his nostrils and ears and eyes, as if he had just fled from the stomach of some primate beast instead of the cabin.

"The temperature is so exaggerated! This can't be done! He didn't answer Jingyang's question immediately, but turned his head and shouted into the hall, the heat made people feel tired, and the right hand he used to replace the pu fan was also weak.

Two figures suddenly appeared in the office not far away, and Serene followed closely behind, and in front of them was Udangjizhgrad, which was recognizable at a glance. This lively scene made Jingyang begin to doubt, wondering if it was time to rest, after all, the two-member arming team was only five people on the same stage when they went to work.

"The banana theme park in Jiandang Town is about to open, and the director is Luo Yaji's personal friend, and we are going to pretend to be stupid and cute." Kangolsky was roasted with a stomach full of resentment, and complained to the two people who had just stepped out of the elevator, and it could be seen that this exquisite outfit did not win his heart.

"Don't say it so ugly, just do safety propaganda in the way of mascots." Udangjizhigrad walked over and put his hand into the soft fur, staring at Jingyang's eyes full of comfort around the campfire on a snowy night, "This time you only need one person, you don't have to run all to work overtime." ”

"My review of tonight's fitting is terrible, and it's best not to wash this sauna a second time." Koongolsky used his hair as a towel, wiped his face and wiped his arms on it.

"This imitation ape suit will block the hatch and will have to take up the power of the air conditioning system to cast the outside image into the cabin, so patience is the only solution I can give." Udangjizhigrad looked at this expensive camouflage with admiration, for whom the horse could not be neglected, but the rider could sweat.

"Then you better change someone, I don't want to be heroic in it."

When Koongolsky returned to the office, he became a Buddha on the spot, and no matter how much everyone persuaded him, he refused to move half a step, and in order not to have to work overtime again tomorrow, Seren, who had just stayed to see the freshness, became the second seed in an instant.

"The female is more heat-resistant, but I don't act like it."

"According to the senses, the animal world is not for nothing." But her refusal was insignificant, and she was pushed into the cockpit by the big men in an instant.

The Optimus Ape finally moved again, and the rest of the people hid in their offices to leave enough stage for Selene, but everyone had different purposes and different appreciations.

Jingyang and Gu Ding were so frightened that they almost went to report to the underworld before, but now they are just joining in the excitement to adjust their mood, while Kangolsky has high hopes, hoping that the successor will inherit the mantle and save himself from the walking microwave oven, and Udangjizhgrad is concerned about his appearance for a while, seeing that the processor makes his muscles shake and can't tell whether it is true or false, he will be intoxicated like tasting Norwegian langoustines, and he will pay attention to his soul for a while, and he is busy evaluating how many points Celine's performance can score at the opening ceremony.

"Your range of movements is too small, hang your arms, bend over, forget about your Gauguin shoes, don't walk like a human being, and add more movements."

But the orangutan's most iconic chest-beating seemed to match Cersei's shame, and she barely tried a few times, but it looked as nondescript as cocking her orchid fingers.

"When I was a child, if I peeked at TV, I would be reprimanded by my parents." She also knew that she didn't look like it at all, so she made an excuse and began to break the jar in the hall, if the way she walked just now was just a little awkward, now she was walking backwards in unison, if it wasn't for the conditions, she might even have her hands in her pockets.

"Alright, come down." The second seed was not as happy as it seemed, and Udangjizhigrad had to turn his back against the window and continue to carry out psychological offense and defense with Mr. Cool, "Kimir, Wang Jiangchai was taken by Biamp to do Pang Wu Advantage Sharing, this job can only come to you, if you mess up Luo Yaji, you will be stuck in the arms team for a longer time." ”

"Don't dump the pot at me, isn't there another option?"

Kangolsky poked Jingyang with his thumb, and the whole room was full of silent collisions of eyes, no one talked about it or objected, just like a green persimmon that had been forgotten, but when he suddenly saw it, he felt that it was okay to pick it and taste it.

Jingyang knew that this was because he had the least qualifications, whether it was the Anping Department or the Armament Team, so the moment he boarded the Pang House, he threw his burden under his feet and vowed to use a wild performance to make the doubters' eyes shine.

Running on all fours, shaking his head honestly, tickling under his armpits, and clapping his hands with his hands, he has all the movements that an orangutan should have. Although it is still a big step behind the special actors, at least it can be seen that the sincerity is full, but this is not the stretch of acting talent, thanks to the fact that I have watched enough movies, especially the "Tarzan of the Apes", which is still charming across the centuries.

When Jingyang returned to the ground after three laps around the field, Udangjizhigrad completely changed his rhetoric.

"Tonight's mission is done. Late to return but fast, boy, don't be affected by my previous prejudices, Jane Dang Town is your stage. ”

"Will there be news? What about interviews? ”

"Whoever examines his face and tells me that it's not Duma speaking."

Kanggorsky's ridicule was not enough, when he walked out of the office, he whistled wildly, and after escaping from the blazing purgatory, he was in a mood like a February spring dawn, and he had to shout to invite everyone to eat diamond wood barbecue, and even Gu Ding, who played soy sauce throughout the whole process, was on the invitation list.

"Of course there are reporters going," Udangjizhigrad, who had finished working overtime, returned to the embrace of life, his fingers slapping the niche tune on his belly, "This imitation ape suit is rare, just to debug it, your non-burning fireworks were only tested this morning." ”

"Which is inferior? I've bought up the whole three-way trail. Jingyang just wiped his neck dry with a tissue, and when he heard this, he immediately arched a few steps forward from the back of the line. This activity is too much energy, and he has to mark the provenance of each sample before sending it for testing.

"All of them are qualified, and I won't explode if I step on this tonnage." Udangjizhigrad has a scale in his heart, and in order to balance the weight on both sides, he must add some kind words to the weight of the drifters, "They are just poor, and they are not all liars and profiteers." ”

At this moment, only the metronome on the piano can understand Jingyang's mood, swaying left and right, and fortunately hesitating. This should be good news, but it feels a little unfair to think about the tower.

"It's like closing the door and pinching your fingers, not every accident has a murderer, but Fata will definitely thank you for your seriousness."

The baseball glove-like right palm patted Jingyang's back, helping him cough out the last bit of guilt, and also made the metronome in his heart stop in the direction of Chaoyang.