On the day of the opening ceremony, it was also the hottest day after the armament team came to Jiandang Town, and the warm current finally woke up from hibernation and ran around with fire like a hungry ghost who hadn't eaten for hundreds of days. And the director didn't care about the scorching sun, standing on the stage with passion, just wanting to push the jasmine banana to a higher outlet.

“…… Rare is expensive, forget your ordinary bananas! Jasmine bananas only produce two crops a year, and the quality of Janetown is second to none in the assembly area......"

With the oral advertisement on the stage, a group of gentlemen with big shoulders and round waists slowly stood up in the audience, this group of people said that they were like thugs who were really not flexible enough, and they said that they were fruit farmers who had never done rough work, and they didn't want to leave in advance, after all, none of them left, and it seemed that they were volunteers and had not helped any small help.

Unlike those viewers who don't know what to do are still looking around, Jingyang knows that this is a special foreshadowing for Pang Wu's debut. He just looked at the crowd with a little depression, and even though he had lowered his posture, Albon didn't come in the end. Plasticine-style friendship really only belongs to childhood, and when I grow up, I can no longer withstand such casual rubbing and pulling.

“…… Today, the big stomachs of all districts are also gathered here to give us a gluttonous feast! For the first prize of 50,000 yuan, their stomachs are already ready to go! But first, let's bring the referees on stage! ”

Half an hour before the ceremony began, Koongolsky hid in a predetermined position in a fine-imitation ape suit, and after a sweaty test, he finally waited for the signal of his appearance.

The giant ape pushed open the banana tree fence in his hideout and leaped down as he had rehearsed before, and the half-ton creature threw a kind of depth charge with a loud noise.

If there were only two or three in the audience, they would definitely be as frightened as Jingyang and Gu Ding, but many people are fearless, and there were only deafening cheers from the audience, and their boring days were so welcoming to this monster that fell from the sky.

Koongolsky thumped his chest, smashed the ground, waved his hands, and pushed his frightening head forward, this is the time for his self-exerted performance, and he wants to drive away enthusiasm to reoccupy those dull shells, until everyone screams to the point of gradual self-forgetfulness, which can be regarded as setting the tone for the rest of the session.

Now the foodies who have been waiting for a long time have finally come to the stage, and the etiquette of the park has also brought up today's challenge items, and the tray larger than the lid of the pot has to be served by two people, and the jasmine bananas on it are piled up in the shape of the Eiffel Tower.

Jingyang thought of this week's Hell lunch, and then looked at the chilling weight in front of him, and the hairs on his body were consciously twisted into twisted shapes.

As soon as the whistle sounded, the whole audience continued the madness just now, because it was faster than swallowing, and the eating appearance could be described as more bold than the other.

After entering the mouth, only two chews, that is considered a beginner player, ruthless people often tilt their heads to the sky, and when the esophagus becomes a straight line, the whole root is stuffed into the throat.

The efficiency of his teeth was no longer satisfying the number three, and in order to pursue extreme speed, he sacrificed a murderous and unhygienic way of eating. Place the jasmine banana in the palm of your hand, then pinch it for half a second, then toss the sticky paste into your mouth, swallowing it like a smoothie, and then continuing the cycle without delay.

This way of eating gave him an advantage, but he was afraid of itchy nose. When I sneeze after choking just now, I saw two lines of pale yellow arrows erupting from my nostrils, and the three lucky spectators who were hit by the arrows screamed and ran towards the irrigation river not far away.

This food-related competition has largely become an intellectual competition, and the articles that can be done in hand are not limited to pinching and flattening.

Everyone found that the speed of peeling is the most important thing, so some people in the martial arts even moved out of the Quartet Eagle Claw Gong, the middle finger and index finger stuck in the south, south, south, and northwest, and at the same time slammed down, and the jasmine banana standing upright had not thought about which direction to fall, and was already stripped naked in an instant. Some people think in reverse, grab the banana tail and hang it upside down in the air, squeeze it like a shrimp slippery, and push the whole banana meat into the open mouth of the blood basin.

But what's even more ruthless is the popular player nicknamed 'Hungry Shark', he eats the belt meat together, and if the cheering on the field is loud enough, he doesn't even pick the banana and chews it together.

"How long are they going to eat? I'm getting hot! ”

Koongolski's complaint sounded on the intercom, although he didn't need to really rule during the game, but he still had to walk back and forth to attract attention, this kind of walking style that was not straight back was already difficult, if it wasn't for his daughter, he would have abandoned the cabin and fled.

"Soon, if you don't carry another one, there are still 5 people left." Jingyang also prayed that the contest would end soon, after all, the ingredients of this competition made him stunned at a glance.

Finally, after the No. 7 player rolled the whites of his eyes, the whistle for the end of the game also came out.

"Congratulations to Hungry Shark, his legend in the world of gastronomy continues!" The director took some inspiration from the boxing match and grabbed the winner's arm and looked around, "Now please stand firm, don't be intimidated by the award ceremony!" ”

Before the champion could react, he was already raised by the palm of the giant ape, and the prize money was placed on the high platform where Pang Wu was hiding before, but he suddenly flew into the air and subconsciously exclaimed, and forgot to reach for it when he saw the box full of cash.

"This dude brought it up! Do bananas stick brain circuits? ”

Koongolsky did not open the public release, and these complaints that ruined the atmosphere of the scene could only be heard by the armed forces. At this moment, the heat has made people ignore the rules, and the shark pot is like a remote control that is about to run out of power in his eyes, and since it is not bright, he will wake him up by shaking it left and right.

"Don't shake it, the director is prompting." Udangjizhigrad couldn't stand this kind of rough movement, and he seemed to be worried that the champion above would be shaken and disgusted, and then sprayed jasmine bananas all over the ground like a can of coke.

By the time the awards were over, the big stomachs had finally all left, but Kongolski's task was only half done. Next, the projection lights up and the full introduction of the park begins.

What is the price of the overturned banana boat, where to go in the picking experience hall, what day of the week is the banana forest song club open, how long is the expected shelf life of the banana peel hat, this is a hot project in the park, and the director in charge of the voice naturally puts them at the forefront.

The path behind the fertilizer station can not be indiscriminate, and it is easy to burn children using banana leaves to serve rice alone, and the closing time and distress calls have to be long-winded, and the 9 non-smoking areas in the park must not be forgotten. After all, the proportion of immigrants driven by the tide in Jiandang Town is only much higher than that of the main urban area, and Kanggorsky, who is inconvenient to speak, contributes his body language with all his might, dancing and dancing so that everyone can remember it more firmly.

“…… Thank you, Mr. Ape, for the wonderful show! But who cares so much about our safety and hides under this fur? Now it's time to reveal the answer. ”

"Oh my God, I'm going to evaporate in another 5 minutes."

Koongolsky sighed on the walkie-talkie and quickly took off his long-haired padded jacket. The moment she saw her father, Nakaya, who had been holding back all morning, applauded desperately with the frequency of alternating current, and a sea of applause quickly sounded around her.

But the unusual thing was that the applause suddenly rose and fell, and it should have lasted longer, but suddenly there was no movement.

"I saw it, he just cheated!"

The two groups of big stomachs who had already finished arguing on the sidelines, this is the black hole of human nature, which can instantly attract the attention of all gossip.

"I didn't say that you can't use crystals to replace teeth, you can also have surgery." The hungry shark who had already won the championship was one against three, and he tightly guarded his cash box, for fear that there would be more people rushing over to grab it.

"We're not so mean, we don't eat with our mouths!" Several people on the other side were also on the stage just now, including the dark weapon player who shot arrows from the nostrils.

"Equipment is also part of the competition, I have seen a lot of stomach in the professional arena, poor just say poor, you drifters are hard-mouthed." The hungry shark made no secret of its superiority, deliberately baring its teeth to show a row of serrated teeth.

The spitting star is still too light, and I haven't seen people smash people out after arguing for a long time, since the dispute in the arena has risen to a population insult, there are more and more small movements in the hands of the two groups of people, you hit me and I will hit you on the shoulder, and if you greet my aunt, I will spray your uncle.

The broadcast of the town TV station continued, the director hurriedly sent troops for the sake of face, and the security team of Banana Point Paradise ushered in the opportunity to show on the first day of work.

"Don't touch my box! Let go! ”

"I'm not leaving, it's not fair, we're asking for a rematch!"

But neither side cooperated, and the uncles didn't dare to do their best to avoid breaking their bones, although it wasn't a crowd fight, but the scene was really messy into a pot of gruel.

"Don't push! Someone fell into the river! ”

The riot had torn the crowd out of the safe zone, and the outermost spectators were unlucky enough to be squeezed into the water by their backs one by one. Some of the watery dogs swam back, which was a little episode of the heat, but there were two children who were pure landlubbers, and they were gradually swept into deeper waters.

A few enthusiastic swimmers hurriedly stripped off their pants by the river, but how could the Anping Administration be willing to lag behind in saving people? Pang Wu strode forward, jumping down and smashing the splash that could compete with the tide, the so-called deep water was only waist-high, and it stepped forward with its legs and broke the waves, preying the children to be rescued one by one before they lost the strength to shout.

The applause owed was to be repaid after all, and Kongolsky, who returned to the shore, was treated like a savior. He put the two little soup chickens into the applause crowd, they were shivering and coughing, and there were several more clothes worn by adults in an instant.

And the defeated big stomach kings in the game have no face to continue to quarrel, they clap their hands symbolically with the flow, embarrassed like a few turtledoves that hatched the wrong eggs, taking advantage of the crowd did not turn around to trace the origin, quickly left the scene and took a taxi and prepared to slip away.

"That's Ponzi efficiency!" Kangolsky's feat can be regarded as saving the director who was so angry that he almost blew himself up, and also let today's opening ceremony continue to return to the cheerful channel, "Our guardian returned to the stage and opened the hatch, and the reporters of Jiaochuan Station had long been eager to have a close-up!" ”

Nakaya in the audience waved her hands like wipers, and this link was simply her personal customization. However, the much-anticipated Pang Wu dropped the chain a little, it moved two steps and then fell back, and pointed to the distance with its left hand and put it down again, this incomprehensible action even the two people in the holding group could not understand.

"Kimir, now is not the time to play with treasure."

Udangjizhigrad frantically hammered his fist into his stomach, but the reply on the walkie-talkie was a murmur, at first like a feline roar, and soon turned into an intermittent sawing sound, and no one knew what strange things were happening in the cockpit.

Even the surrounding audience felt abnormal, Pang Wu's hesitant steps became more and more irregular, and those with a strong sense of vigilance had already run dozens of meters.

"I ...... Be...... No...... Be...... I...... The ...... talkie-talkie finally sounded a reintellable human voice, but the noise was still loud, and the whole language was cut into incomprehensible pieces like jumping beans.

"What did you say?!"

But before Jingyang could guess the content, Pang Wu suddenly took a big stride, it didn't return to the stage where it should go, but ran weirdly to the road in the opposite direction.

Its steps limped and staggered instructively, like dragging a chain thick as the axle of a ship, and like the giant wolf Fenrir had bitten off its Achilles tendon, sweeping the street lamps along the way, stepping on the tables, chairs and benches outside the door of the tea restaurant, twisting left and right as if it was about to fall at any time, but it went all the way forward with the aura of destruction.

"Stop! Hurry up and stop! Udangjizhigrad chased after him with a walkie-talkie, and his physique was a huge calorie drain on any movement, and he would never run like this unless he was extremely urgent.

And Jing Yang followed behind, always feeling that his able-bodied limbs were so small at the moment, he knew that he was running to stop Pang Wu, but he felt that it was ridiculous with two ordinary people's bodies.

The sandbags filled with helplessness tightened his hands and feet, and he just wanted to keep his eyes shut, after all, as long as he didn't see anything, nothing happened. But before he could implement this self-deceptive plan, the tragedy was already unfolding before his eyes.

"Boom!"

The loud crash came from a taxi, its tires all flew up, its body was squeezed and deformed like a tin sandbag, let out a sharp and twisted scream, slid through the air for several meters and fell heavily to the intersection, the oncoming store door was smashed like foam and debris flew miserably.

Several foodies sitting in the car had coveted the bonus before, but they had already given up making trouble at this moment, and they never dreamed that they would be attacked by such a terrorist attack after leaving.

And after the impact, Pang Wu was also a miserable image, smashed on his back on several private cars, the surrounding glass slag burst out in all directions, and the sirens were stacked one after another, as if hundreds of crows were circling a forbidden song intertwined with darkness and brutality.

The doors and windows of the bookstore across the street have been completely destroyed, and the baptism of the cannonballs is only to this extent, and the overhead lights that have been hit flickered and stopped, and they are trying their best to survive, and the scattered pages are scattered in the mess, crawling away from the disaster.

The crowd that had lost their minds knew nothing more than screaming and running, braking and rear-end chases alternating on the road, the first domino had fallen, and it would spread the panic to more panicked eyes.