Chapter 2 Your name is Feng Xiaobao
When I woke up from a sleep, I inexplicably traveled to the era of the rise of the only female emperor Wu Zetian in Chinese history, not to mention that this matter was confusing, even Li Yao himself was in the clouds, and he responded to that sentence, and the second monk was confused.
Li Yao himself didn't know what was going on.
Yun Cui, who was sitting on the side, saw Li Yaodu standing there without speaking, she frowned suspiciously and asked, "Xiaobao, what's wrong with you, why are you standing there in a daze! Did you eat too many Dianabol pills and ate yourself confused?"
"Wait...... You...... What are you calling me?" Li Yao suddenly woke up, came back to his senses, and opened his mouth to ask.
He clearly heard that the woman named Yuncui in front of him was actually calling him Xiaobao, what Xiaobao? Li Yao couldn't help but ask himself in his heart at this moment, he was obviously called Li Yao, when did he become the Xiaobao again? Could it be that he became the Wei Xiaobao in Uncle Jin's novel?
Li Yao thought so beautifully in his heart, thinking to himself, if he crossed over and could become Wei Xiaobao, it would be good, not only could he be a big official, but he also had seven wives by his side, wouldn't he be very happy?
But Yuncui's next words completely dispelled Li Yao's dream.
Shaking his head and looking at Li Yao, Yun Cui sighed: "It seems that you are really stupid to take medicine, you don't even know what your name is, aren't you Feng Xiaobao who sells dog skin plasters and pills on Chang'an Street?"
Feng ...... Feng Xiaobao?" Li Yao exclaimed in amazement.
"That's right, your name is Feng Xiaobao. Yun Cui replied to Li Yao helplessly.
Oh my God! Li Yao suddenly felt the urge to die at this time.
Who is Feng Xiaobao? He is no stranger at all, and Li Yao, who is familiar with this period of Chinese history in his mind, naturally knows very well that the so-called Feng Xiaobao, who sells dog skin plasters and strong pills on Chang'an Street, is not the first female emperor Wu Zetian in Chinese history, the first male favorite in his life?
Listen clearly, it's a male pet!
To put it bluntly, that is to wait for women, in order to let women get rid of their lonely lives, men who offer all their tricks in bed, this is still a good thing to say, not good, male pets are his mother's soft rice, think about it, Li Yao is a big man, where is he willing to do this?
Eat soft rice? This is spread out, how can he Li Yao still have the face to mix in the circle of men?
Thinking of this, Li Yao's body trembled, and he hurriedly ran out with a bitter face, Yun Cui got up for some reason, and ran out behind Li Yao, and the two ran out of the room one after the other, and came to the dilapidated courtyard outside the house, Li Yao saw that there was a wooden basin by the well in the middle of the small courtyard, and the basin was filled with water.
Li Yao didn't think about it, he rushed over directly, threw himself to the edge of the basin and looked down carefully, Li Yao exclaimed again: "How can it be exactly the same, how can this Feng Xiaobao be exactly the same as my Li Yaochang, what is going on? The first male pet in Chinese history is exactly the same as my Li Yaochang? Haha......
"Xiaobao...... What nonsense are you talking about, you actually say something that people don't understand, you scare people, Xiaobao...... Don't scare me, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have asked for it all the time last night, and it was all my fault that you took nine strong pills in a row, Xiaobao...... You're coming to your senses. Yun Cui stood behind Li Yao, watching Li Yao kneel by the wooden basin, staring at his reflection in the water, talking such nonsense, Yun Cui was frightened and hurriedly apologized to Li Yao.
Li Yao was completely paralyzed on the side of the wooden basin for a while.
He never thought that he not only slept and inexplicably traveled to the Tang Dynasty, but also looked exactly the same as Feng Xiaobao, the first male pet in history, which made it difficult for Li Yao to accept such a reality, could it be that Li Yao was Feng Xiaobao in his previous life?
In his previous life, he was a man who ate soft rice and ate until he died?
"Wait...... It's 685 A.D., it's the first year of the vertical arch, that is to say, now Wu Zetian Wu Meiniang has not launched a coup d'état and ascended the throne as a female emperor? That doesn't mean that I want to flee now, and it's still too late! Even if God made me inexplicably travel from 2014 A.D. to 685 A.D., and let me be this damn Feng Xiaobao, then I can't escape? I'm a big man, why do I want to be a male pet, Lao Tzu doesn't do it!" Paralyzed for a while, Li Yao was soft again, and kept opening his mouth and muttering.
Yes, it's right to think about it, you treat me like this, what kind of Feng Xiaobao did you send me here, then why should I, Li Yao, be Feng Xiaobao?
Anyway, it is still the first year of the vertical arch, and there are still five full years to go before Wu Zetian launched a coup d'état and ascended the throne as the emperor.
Thinking of this, Li Yao immediately got up and said to Yun Cui: "Miss Yun Cui, I'm leaving, you can take care of yourself alone in the future......"
"You are a negative man, your uncle, you want to run away after eating and wiping, eat my kick......" Li Yao, the unlucky bastard, didn't have time to finish his words! As soon as he heard that he was going to leave himself alone, Yun Cui rolled up and left, and immediately became anxious, and scolded loudly, Yun Cui raised his foot and kicked Li Yao in the chest.
"Ahh......h
Yun Cui's two little hands patted gently, and he sneered: "If you want to run, can you Feng Xiaobao escape from the palm of my Yun Cui's hand?" I will take you back to the palace of the princess first, and lock you up for two days, and when you are obedient, I will ask the princess to give us two marriages, and then you dare to resist the decree, the princess will cut you and send you to the palace as a eunuch, so that you can't be sorry for me in the future, hum!"
Yun Cui scolded for a while, looked down at Li Yao lying on the ground, she really thought he was on Chang'an Street, that pit was abducted and deceived by everything, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling everywhere, and Feng Xiaobao, a ruffian who specializes in selling dog skin plasters and strong pills, in fact, this Feng Xiaobao has already become Li Yao, I don't know why.
After scolding for a while, Yun Cui found a rope and a sack, tied up Li Yao, who had passed out, and tied it up and stuffed it into the sack, and then, Yun Cui found a cart and put the sack containing Li Yao on the cart.
According to history, Feng Xiaobao went to Princess Qianjin's Mansion in order to steal incense from Yuncui.
But now, because of Li Yao's arrival, history has been disrupted, and he wanted to escape, but by mistake, he was actually pushed to the Qianjin Princess's Mansion by Yun Cui, which means that history is still developing according to its original trajectory, regardless of whether Li Yao is Feng Xiaobao or not.
In the end, he couldn't escape the fate of going to the Princess's Mansion, and in the Princess's Mansion, Li Yao would meet the second woman in his life, no, to be precise, Feng Xiaobao would meet the second woman in his life, and this person was quite big.