Countdown to the crossing – ten minutes

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Recently, there has been a fire in the people of Fulin to pick an ear cleaning master.

The chief steward of the little princess palace was leading the master of ear picking to the Chude Palace.

It is said that the master's ear picking technique is a masterpiece, and the people who have been ear picked by him can make their wishes come true.

A few little princesses who are loved by thousands of people naturally rush to the forefront of the trend!!

Mr. Yang instructed: "I'll see a few princesses later......"

Master Ear Picker was taken aback, "Ah, Chicken Princess! ”

"It's a few princesses, the third voice~"

"Oh, how many princesses are that?"

Manager Yang hated that iron could not become steel, shook the dust on his hands, gritted his teeth and said, "It's a few princesses and a few princesses!" The heart of today's saint, the big baby of the queen's mother, the little ancestor of the thirty-two princes in the palm of his hand. A few princesses who are known to everyone in the floating country. You don't recognize? ”

"Eh, Manager Yang said so, I don't recognize it!"

So how many princesses are there?!

Passing through a winding white rock promenade, you will arrive at Dexiu Palace.

Chief Yang led him into the main hall, "You wait here, the Sprinkle family will go and tell Her Royal Highness the princess first." ”

Entering the inner hall, I saw the palace maids in pink and green shirts standing in a row.

Palace maid one: "Princesses, this is the Western Regions food sent by the eldest prince." ”

Miao Luo lay on his side on the sleeping floor, looking lazy and sleepy, glanced at it, and waved his hand, "No appetite, feed the pigs~"

The second palace maid: "Princesses, this is the best silk sent by the second prince." ”

This is a bit of an interest~

She casually propped up her tired body, picked up a soft and slippery brocade cloth with her slender fingertips, and gently rubbed it on the fabric twice, and her white and tender fingertips turned red, "This is to murder this palace, burn it." ”

The palace maid flicked her sleeves: "Princesses, this is the roster of concubines sent by the queen's mother." ”

Juan's thin willow eyebrows immediately twisted into a figure-eight, and said coldly, "The candidate for the horse, the palace has been decided, let the queen mother rest." ”

Bending his sleeves and kneeling on the ground, he persuaded in a soft voice, "Princesses ~ Xiao Jin Gongzi has been dead for many years, why should you be so persistent." ”

Hearing this, Miao Luo was a little angry, "Flick your sleeves, you are presumptuous!" Brother Sumire just went to live in the Dragon Palace, and he will come back to marry me! ”

What else did she want to say when she brushed her sleeves, but Manager Yang saw that the situation was not good, stopped in front of her, and bowed respectfully, "Princesses, Master Ear Picking is already waiting in the main hall, do you want him to come in and pick your ears for you?" ”

I saw the man who entered the inner sanctum, with a hooked nose, thick lips, a black beard, a coarse rag shirt, and a dirty bamboo basket.

Miao Luoji's eyes swept with contempt, his face full of disgust, "I heard that the number of people looking for you to pick your ears has reached more than 100,000?" ”

"If you go back to the princess, it is true."

"That's okay~ Let this palace try your craft."

Manager Yang moved a mahogany stool and placed it next to the sleeping floor, and the ear picking master sat down and took out a slender ear puff from the basket, "Princess, please close your eyes and rest for a while." If you think what you want, you can make it happen. ”

"Dig up earwax, and engage in such bells and whistles gimmicks."

Manager Yang explained, "Your Royal Highness Princess, the master is indeed amazing.

I heard that the aunt who sells pork was picked by the master, and the sow at home gave birth to three litters of piglets in a row.

The poor beggar begging for food, a lump of gold ingots fell from the sky into the rice bowl at night.

There is also the old hat that slammed the door, and married a rich beautiful lady for the first time. ”

Miao Luoji twitched his facial muscles and sneered, "In a word, what do you want, do you still need to make a wish?" ”

The crowd was silent.

"That's it, it's just an itchy ear," he closed his eyes and said in a deep voice: "It's a good pick, reward." If you don't pick well, chop. ”

Hearing this, the ear picking master nodded his head indifferently and stuck the ear prick into her ear piercing......

No, the stinging pain in the ear piercing came to the brain, and the "buzzing" headache exploded!

Miao Luo pushed the ear master with a few palms, his ears fell to the ground, he covered his ears with both hands, and shouted, "Ah————h————hhh

Seeing this situation, Chief Manager Yang hurriedly stamped his feet and shouted to a small eunuch, "Go and ask the imperial doctor quickly!! ”

"Dare to disrupt the people, dare to murder this palace and arrest him......"

Before she finished speaking, a whirlwind of dizziness came up instantly, and the whole person fell on the sleeve that went up to pick her up.

Before closing her eyes, she saw that Diao Min, carelessly picking up the ear picks that fell on the ground, facing her, sinisterly hooking the corners of his mouth, he was laughing......

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