Chapter 63: A social death tip every day!
If there is a super tornado, it is possible to blow the bull up, but if this is the weather......
Wo Meiqian confirmed again: "Are you sure it's not...... Hmmm......"
Embarrassed to say that the other party was blind, he could only say euphemistically: "Didn't you see it wrong?" ”
Zhen Haiyan shook her head and pointed to the big and two small ones next to her: "They all saw it!" ”
Everyone nodded in unison.
Because it was really impossible to determine whether what she said was true or false, the two policemen planned to go to the scene with them to take a look.
The group walked in the direction where the flying cow appeared.
After walking a long country road and over a small hill, they finally saw what appeared to be a flying cow in a clearing.
Everyone looked over, and when they saw the scene in the clearing, they couldn't help but gasp.
Made, what's this?
It turned out to be a kite that looked like a cow.
And next to the kite is a ten-year-old boy sitting on the ground and wrapping strings!
This really can't be blamed on their misreading, and they don't know which one killed a thousand knives to make a kite so vivid.
Lu Xiaoxiao was the first to lose her breath, she ran over quickly, picked up the bear cub and slapped him on the ass.
"What kite you fly is not good, you fly a cow!"
After she finished filming, she looked at the two policemen innocently, "Look at this joke, I'm really sorry." ”
The policeman, who was already holding back his laughter and almost had internal injuries, couldn't hold back any longer this time, quietly glanced at each other, and almost laughed out loud with a poof.
Zhen Haiyan glanced at them sadly: "If you want to laugh, laugh." ”
Wo Meiqian shook his head, gritted his teeth and said, "No, we are professionally trained, no matter how funny we are, we won't laugh......"
Another policeman: "Unless you can't help it." Puff ha......"
Everyone: Comrade policeman, comrade policeman, you are laughing too loudly!
When they sent the two little policemen away with a tired face, Zhen Haiyan picked up the two little cubs and walked home with heavy steps.
Lu Xiaoxiao was still next to him and said apologetically: "Boss, it seems that you can't practice with a small belly today." ”
Zhen Haiyan: "......" is this a small belly thing? This is a shame and social death!
Zhen Haiyan covered her eyes with a slap, she was afraid that if she looked at the other party again, she couldn't help but strangle this little!
She waved her hand at Lu Xiaoxiao, "Goodbye, this life is very fast, we will see you next year, no, we will see you in the next life!" ”
Lu Xiaoxiao: "...... "Boss, don't think about it like that!"
When Zhen Haiyan returned home, Shen Yanxi had just returned from the county seat.
Since he is not completely well, he will not be out for too long these days.
When he saw Zhen Haiyan's dejected expression, he couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong?" ”
Zhen Haiyan lifted her eyelids and glanced at him: "I'm in a bad mood." ”
Shen Yanxi looked solemn after hearing this, he washed a plate of fruits, handed it to the two little cubs, and then sat down next to Zhen Haiyan, "Then do you have anything you want to do?" ”
I've heard that when you're in a bad mood, it's good to do something happy.
Zhen Haiyan: "Generally, when others are unhappy, I am happy!" ”
This is called basing one's own happiness on the suffering of others!
Shen Yanxi got up neatly, "I have other things to ......"
"Hey, hey," Zhen Haiyan hurriedly grabbed his arm and pulled him back, "Can't you afford to play!" ”
Shen Yanxi looked at her helplessly: "Who else do you think there is in this place?" Are you trying to make my heart clogged? ”
Zhen Haiyan sat in a proper manner, and the words she said were obscene and trivial, "What's wrong with you sacrificing a little?" I was asked for payment by you before, and I almost gnawed my whole body up and down, and I didn't say anything. ”
Shen Yanxi: ......
He looked up at the weather, it was past the hottest time, and he could go out with the whole family.
"Why don't I take you to the back mountains for a picnic?"
This is popular in the city, and most families go out in the morning.
But he's so busy every day that he can find some time now.
Zhen Haiyan touched her chin and thought, "I've heard this, it means to bring delicious food, bring a piece of flower cloth, and find a place to eat!" ”
Shen Yanxi nodded: "That's pretty much what it means." ”
"Okay, it's just a good time to solve it with dinner!" Zhen Haiyan thought it was a good idea.
The mountain is like home to her, and it is most normal to go home in a bad mood!
The two of them said they would do it, one to prepare the food to be brought, and the other to prepare the tools to be held.
When Shen Yanxi went out with a box of meals and a box of fruits, he saw Zhen Haiyan pouting her ass and packing her burden.
He walked over curiously.
In that burden were not only pots and pans, firewood, rice, oil, salt, but also shovels and hammers.
He looked along the corner of the burden and saw that there was a rope hanging behind him, and the rope extended infinitely and wrapped directly around the stool and table.
"Are you moving home?" Shen Yanxi desperately reminded himself to be self-contained, and let himself say this in a calm tone as much as possible.
Zhen Haiyan tied the burden in a dead knot, slammed it directly on her back, and stumbled twice.
"No, no, we'll just take this!"
Shen Yanxi: "Are you sure this is a point?" Do you have any misunderstanding about this? ”
"But I've got it all packed!" Zhen Haiyan was talking to him while tying the strip of cloth that extended from the burden around her neck.
This way you can free your hands and hold the two little cubs! It's just witty!
She hurriedly waved her hand to the two little cubs who were playing with the house, and when they pounced, she hugged the left and right ones.
Then a pair of eyes looked at Shen Yanxi: "Okay, let's go." ”
Shen Yanxi looked at her for a long time before silently stepping forward to put down the two little cubs, and untied the dead knot tied to each other's necks.
He frowned slightly, "No, I don't want to be a widower just after I walked somewhere." ”
Zhen Haiyan: "......"
When Shen Yanxi put back most of the things she took out, and only pulled out a piece of flower cloth from the pile of things, she planned to go out of the house lightly.
Zhen Haiyan looked at the things in her hand that couldn't be filled with a bag, and couldn't help but speak, "Shen Bing, you will regret it, you have completely reduced the quality of the meal!" ”
Shen Yanxi pulled the two little cubs one by one, smiled slightly and said: "Picnic is not only about eating, since you are in a bad mood, don't be restrained when the time comes, you can play for a while." ”