Chapter 561 If you don't know Changhelan, it's in vain to see the world!
Hearing Pippi Dog mention Mr. Muto again, Lin Fan remembered that he seemed to have promised Pippi Dog to find Mr. Muto for him.
Before, he was completely fooling Pippi Dog, but now that he has returned to the secular world, and he is still in a state of recuperation, it seems that it is not bad to satisfy a trace of fantasy in his heart!
After all, how does that sentence come about, "If you don't know Changhelan, it's in vain to see the world!" ”
Thinking of this, Lin Fan nodded very seriously and said, "Okay, this matter is on the agenda for you, but we have to be scumbags now!" ”
"It's my dream, after all!"
When he said this, Lin Fan seemed to have a touch of relief in his heart.
Returning to the hot summer, back to a world full of civilians, Lin Fan has actually been a little uncomfortable.
In plain terms, he has battlefield syndrome!
Everywhere he went, he felt like Diao Min wanted to harm him.
Just met Liang Yan and saw Liang Yan's reaction, Lin Fan realized at that time that it was not that society had changed, but that he had changed.
He has experienced too much, and it is difficult for him to integrate into the world of ordinary people.
He is now like a god, and those who know him are terrified.
But those who don't know him feel terrible!
Therefore.
Lin Fan felt that since it was difficult for ordinary people to live, then he would be happy to be a god in the game world.
……
"Handsome guy, the Mercedes-Benz 4S store has arrived!"
Half an hour later.
Lin Fan stepped out of the taxi with the taxi driver's envious eyes.
Pippi looked at the luxurious building and couldn't help asking, "Brother Fan, what are we doing here?!" ”
"If you want to be a scumbag, how can you be a scumbag without a big G?!"
"Naturally, we're here to buy a big G!"
Hearing this, a look of excitement immediately appeared on Pippi Dog's face, "Then buy me one too, I'll be a scumbag too!" ”
Considers.
As soon as his words fell, Lin Fan glanced him up and down with disdain, and said very heartily, "You? ”
"Why do you stand up with a steering wheel?"
"You also deserve to buy a big G, and I will cooperate with me obediently in the future, I can consider taking you to the pet store to choose a concubine!"
Hearing this, Pippi Dog was anxious at the time, "What I like is a woman, I am a strong man in the Tribulation Period, how can I go to a pet store with such an identity?!" ”
"Do you want to go to Pei County?!"
"You... I ......"
As soon as he heard the word Peixian, Pippi Dog was immediately stunned.
"Okay, okay, don't talk, it's a big deal, brother will take you to kill chickens in the future!" Lin Fan saw the Pippi dog with his head on his back, and he couldn't bear to say in his heart.
"Hey, what is a horse killing a chicken?!" Pippi Dog heard the new words again and couldn't help but ask.
"Horses kill chickens...... Hey, you know!! Lin Fan smiled, Pippi Dog instantly understood, immediately showed an emoji, and said shyly, "Let's say okay, this time you can't release my pigeons, otherwise the next time you are with your woman, hehehe, I will take a camera!" ”
"Damn, Phi Phi Dog, why are you peeping at me?!"
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm learning, learning do you know?!"
"!"
“……”
Laughing and talking.
Lin Fan and Pippi Dog stepped into the Mercedes-Benz 4S store.
At this point, Pippi stopped talking.
After all, Lin Fan is right, he now has a cute appearance, talking nonsense scares the young lady, how can he peek at them taking a bath in the open? !
Come to think of it.
Pippi Dog couldn't help but raise his eyes, looked at the female saleswomen in the 4S store, looked at their miniskirts, and tried to show cute expressions, trying to attract a few to come over, take him into his arms, and have an intimate contact.
However.
To Pippi Dog's disappointment, he and Lin Fan had been standing at the door for a long time, and none of the sales came to receive them.
This made Pippi very curious, I don't know why?
However, Lin Fan understood that Guy was wearing too much clothes today, and he had not been trimmed for a long time, so he looked a little sloppy at the moment.
Dressed like this, when I came to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store, I was able to come in, which can be regarded as a face from the uncle.
I also want to let those young ladies who want to get rid of the golden beetle son-in-law receive them, then it's a bit of a fool's dream!
However, Lin Fan didn't bother to worry too much about these laymen.
After all, he just wanted to buy a big G to satisfy his desire to be a scumbag.
Therefore, no one received him, and Lin Fan walked straight towards a Mercedes-Benz G63.
He opened the car door with ease, intending to feel the scumbag's vision.
Naturally, the Phi Dog also follows directly.
However, what they didn't expect was that just as they got into the car, they directly heard an unhappy explosion in their ears, "Get me down!! ”
Hearing this, Lin Fan and the Pippi Dog who stood up turned their heads at the same time to look at the place where the sound came from.
I saw a woman with shawl hair, looking at them with an angry face at the moment.
That look was as if Lin Fan and Pippi Dog had ruined her chastity.
"Didn't I hear you and your wild dog down?!"
"G63 is also something that a poor ghost like you can sit on? Can you afford to get dirty?! ”
Hear this.
Lin Fan's face suddenly looked a little unsightly, he originally wanted to buy a car and be a scumbag.
It's just that no one has received him, and now there are such fools to ruin his mood, isn't this special looking for trouble?
Therefore.
Lin Fan said very unhappily, "How much money can you get a month?!" ”
"What's wrong with Yachi?!" The woman, whose real name is Liu Yu, said in a very arrogant tone.
"Eight thousand dollars? Who the fuck gave you such a big sense of superiority?! ”
When he said this, Lin Fan's face was full of incomprehension about life.
He couldn't figure it out, damn it, how could the salesmen in high-end goods be so virtuous?
Could it be that they think that those who sell luxury goods for others are luxury goods themselves?
All of them looked down on people with dog's eyes, and Lin Fan didn't understand this very much.
However.
Liu Yu didn't feel that he was wrong at all, but felt that Lin Fan was simply vulgar, "You dare to scold me, you stinky beggar dare to scold me?!" ”
"Hurry up and get me down, or I'll call the security guards!"
Seeing that Liu Yu was still energetic, Lin Fan's face immediately became gloomy and said, "I can't fuck anymore today, I'll see what you can do with me!" ”
Perhaps, it was precisely because Lin Fan was in a bad mood at the moment, so he spoke in a loud tone.
Therefore, as soon as his words fell, everyone's eyes were on him.
The manager of the store, also at this moment, trotted over and asked, "What's the matter with Liu Yu?!" ”
"Why did you quarrel with the guests?!"
When Liu Yu saw the manager coming, he immediately said aggrievedly, "The doorman doesn't know what's going on, just let this kind of beggar in, this person also ran to G63 with a dog!" ”