Chapter 1: My name is Zhang Xiaofan

Next Chapter

"Xiaofan, it's three poles in the morning, and I can't get up yet! School will start the day after tomorrow, hurry up and give it to me!" A middle-aged woman opened my bedroom door and said as she walked.

"Mom, I'll sleep for a while, I'm not in a hurry. Besides, it's only a few o'clock, anyway, I've been admitted, so it makes no difference if I go early or late. I'll sleep a little longer, just a little longer. Hehehehe...... "Xiao Fan put the bed on his head, and his whole body shrunk into the warm quilt.

Just as consciousness was about to enter the dream mirror, a pair of big hands with a little calloused hands violently lifted the quilt.

The dazzling sunlight ruthlessly dragged back Xiao Fan's only foot that only stepped into the dream mirror.

I opened my hazy eyes, and there was a middle-aged woman in front of me, but the passage of time did not leave the slightest trace on her face, and it looked like a beautiful flower at the peak of its life, low-key but temperamental.

"Mom, you're getting younger and more beautiful. is really as beautiful and noble as a female star in an idol drama. I said, hugging the quilt.

Without some hypocrisy, because it's a fact, Mom is a half-breed and has azure pupils. I don't know how many people invite their mom to be a model....

"Stop, you little lazy worm, it's useless to praise it, today is the day to go to see the house, you must go early. Mom said firmly. I struggled to get out of bed.

"Bang~~~Bang~~~" Mom threw all the clothes to be changed on the bed and selected a few new ones from the closet.

"Wear this today. Hurry up. Go wash your face and brush your teeth, hurry!" Mom said as she packed her clothes into her suitcase.

"Oh~~" I should muttered in my heart: Look at the house in the afternoon, I just want to go in the morning....

"What are you muttering? Hurry up, don't be like a girl. "I hurriedly responded, and my movements sped up a lot...

Next to the train station.

"Mom and Dad, go back then, I'll take good care of myself. I shook my hand at my parents.

Xiao Fan must take care of himself when he arrives at the university!" The train has gone away with the loud whistle...

"Xiaofan, you will definitely take care of yourself, don't worry about it. Dad took Mom's little hand and disappeared into the crowd

.........

"H City has arrived. Dear passengers and friends, H city has arrived, please bring your belongings and get off the train in an orderly manner. Again, please get off this train in an orderly manner,...... the conductor said in a beautiful voice.

"Arrived?" I leaned against the window, looking at the beautiful scenery in front of me, and my heart was full of emotion!

"College life is about to start now, what kind of people will you meet?"

I looked at the door and thought, "That guy shouldn't be here." After all, he must have a notoriously dislike of reading. His future should be in esports, and that's his paradise!!"

...

"Thank you for the ride, and welcome to come back next time!" the conductor's spotless voice made people want to ride again...... (Author: Maybe it's the temptation of MM.) Hey, hey, hey...... )

"I'm here, college life, Uncle Ben is here. Hahaha..."

"In broad daylight, what are the ghosts crying wolves howling! Roll the calves for the old lady!!" A plate of foot-washing water greeted him.

I dodged the attack beautifully with a gorgeous turn, (actually a donkey rolling...) Hehe)....

"I can't fight, fortunately, Lao Tzu is a person who has studied martial arts in the Shaolin Temple, hahaha..."

"The trick of the insect trick also dares to be embarrassed in front of this uncle. I don't know how high the earth is thick...... "The words are not finished, and they are washing their feet one by one...

"Aunt Liu, who's outside. "A mm appeared in front of my eyes.

She is really as beautiful as a fairy, and she can't describe her beauty. Not even a foot wash could divert my attention.

"Beautiful ........." is the only thing I can say....

Beauty, a knotted white dress, an otherworldly temperament. It's like a fairy....

"An Miaoyi, there is nothing wrong. It's a poor boy arguing outside. No big deal. Aunt Liu said.

"Girl, dare to ask what Fang's name is?" I hurriedly straightened my hairstyle and shook off my proud bangs. No matter what kind of foot wash he has, everything is a floating cloud in front of the beauty!!

"You're so dirty!!" he turned and left, leaving me alone and sad, and the phrase "you're so dirty" lingered in my ears. The sound is beautiful, and it breaks my heart...

"Boy, you are dead in the heart, the toad still wants to eat Tian'e meat, it is so beautiful!" Aunt Liu said disdainfully...

I don't know how to get into the house. Lying on the bed, I thought to myself, "You're so dirty!!" "Am I really dirty?" Huh) ............

"Tomorrow is the opening ceremony, and I went to bed. Beauty, I'll impress you tomorrow, hahaha. Just wait!!" I have a sweet dream....

At midnight, there is still a stick of incense....

A sleepwalking teenager rushes to the top of the mountain. The wind was unbridled, and the moonlight was bewitching and pale

...

At midnight, the pale moonlight shines directly on the cemetery, which is particularly terrifying and miserable.

The voice is getting quieter and quieter, disappearing into a mysterious cave~~ "Brother Jiang, you must hold on! Don't even break the virgin body, just hang up~~~" A figure shoveled dirt in the cave.

If you look closely, it is a sunny boy in his twenties, in the mood of the book, in the prime of his life, almost pointing out the country, dressed in azure casual clothes, which is incongruously covered with dirt. The "big boy" grabbed the shovel with both hands, his face was slightly pale, and he kept shoveling the mud wall, shivering as he shoveled.

"Huh~huh~" The yin wind blew on the "big boy". "Hell!!!!" fell to the ground, grabbed the shovel with both hands, looked around in a panic, and bowed around with ten pairs of hands.

"Ghost and god grandfathers, the little one didn't mean to offend the ghost god grandfathers to rest. The small one is to repay the favor, so it is offended. Grandfathers of the ghosts and gods raised their noble hands, oh, said... Wrong... It's supposed to be noble... Treat me like a fart~~Woo woo~~" The big boy said incoherently......

At the same time, the other side of the mud wall......

Picked up a pack of Zhongnanhai, silently lit the fire, and took a hard sip.

"Damn it, this damn place, and that damn stinky old man, what do you say This tomb was built in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and there is not much risk. What else do you say is just the tomb of the landlord, your sister's landlord!! hurt more than a dozen brothers of Lao Tzu, all of them are hung in this damn ghost place!! "Brother Jiang took another breath and snorted hard~" The yin wind blew on Brother Jiang's body.

"There is a sound of wind!! Brother Jiang excitedly adjusted the brightness of his copycat machine to the maximum to illuminate the edges. Leaning against the wall, "It's windy, it's really windy." It seems that God hasn't abandoned me!! hahaha~~~" Brother Jiang looked up to the sky and roared.......

Brother Jiang patted his thigh with joy, "Hahaha, Lao Tzu can go out, don't face this damn place again!!"

"Brother Jiang, he should be alive...... The laughter just now should have come from Brother Jiang, probably not some ghost grandfather......" The big boy had just eased up when he was broken by bursts of laughter. He bowed around again, "Brother Jiang, if you die, reincarnate as soon as possible." As the saying goes, this early death and early reincarnation, wealth and nobility have to run, don't you say? Brother Jiang, don't scare me when you're old, you know I'm timid. Woo woo...Brother Jiang, I'm wrong, can't I? I'll take you out..."The big boy wiped his tears and shoveled the dirt, just like a child worker who had not been abused...

"Lalala, Demacia, dig, dig, Wass explodes..."It's really faster than turning the book, a second ago I was still crying, but now I'm "singing" or a five-tone incomplete song, like killing a pig......

"Knock knock~" Brother Jiang slapped the wall, and the sound was very loud. "It doesn't seem to be very thick, it can be destroyed, there is no big problem!!" Brother Jiang was excited, and he saw that he could leave this damn place.

"Bang"

Brother Jiang used the strength to eat milk, which was a punch. The wall didn't react in any way, except for the slightest trace of blood on his hands......

"Looks like I'm really going to die here? I'm not reconciled!!" Brother Jiang raised his head to the sky and roared, venting his anger and helplessness.

Brother Jiang slowly stroked the wall with both hands, "I don't know, how is that stinky boy, did he get out alive!sigh~ "......."

There was a sudden loud bang, and the wall miraculously collapsed on its own.

"What's going on..."Brother Jiang looked at the place where the miracle happened with a confused expression.

"Brother Jiang, you are still alive, if you are not dead, just reply; If you die, go and reincarnate as soon as possible, and you don't need to talk back!!" The big boy appeared in the place where the miracle happened, and at the moment when he just appeared, Brother Jiang almost thought that he was a god, and God sent him to save me. But just that plastic Mandarin ......

"Stinky boy, if you do this again, look at the stupidity that Lao Tzu doesn't cut for you, hahaha"

Brother Jiang laughed from the bottom of his heart, God will not abandon a promising young man, just like a good young man in my Brother Jiang's society. Brother Jiang thought so in his heart......

"Brother Jiang, are you still alive!!!" The big boy hugged Brother Jiang excitedly, crying, and casually put a handful of snot on Brother Jiang's collar......

"That's right, Lao Tzu is still alive, and Hades Lao Tzu doesn't dare to do anything to me, hahaha"

"Brother Jiang, how are the others??Everyone is okay..."Brother Jiang was silent for a while, "Alas... Dead, all dead, more than a dozen brothers are all dead..."Brother Jiang silently took a sip of Zhongnanhai in his hand.

"Brother Jiang, you won't be joking, now is not the time to joke" The big boy couldn't believe it. "Do you think I'm joking?The lives of a dozen brothers, will I joke about this!!" Brother Jiang almost cried at the big boy with the strength of milk, and this was the first time a big boy saw a man crying, and a man like Brother Jiang ......

It seems to be really dead, although the big boy doesn't believe it much, no, can't believe it. The big boy couldn't believe that everyone was dead, and only he and Brother Jiang were left

"Ah~~~Ah~~~~ I don't believe it, I don't believe they're all dead, aren't they just a few ghosts! You won't be able to handle it!!I don't believe it!!" The big boy said as he pointed to the depths of the cemetery.

"Smack~" Brother Jiang slapped the big boy who was going crazy.

"Sober up, they're dead, they're all dead. We underestimate this damn place, this is not the grave of a bullshit landowner in the Ming and Qing dynasties, but a !! in the Zhenguan period."

Brother Jiang flattened the big boys, "Don't I want them to be alive! I am their eldest brother, and I also brought them on this road, and I killed them....... Brother Jiang silently shed tears again......

"Brother Jiang, you said that this is not the Qingming period, but the first year of Zhenguan, where is the ghost in it not only a hundred years old, at least more than a thousand years old?"

"Well, that's right, thousands of years old. It's likely that it's still an emperor's grave......" Brother Jiang nodded helplessly.

"Sizzle~Sizzle.~""

Brother Jiang, what kind of voice is this, weird and gloomy" The big boy is holding Brother Jiang with both hands.

"Run, that damn thing is out. Run!!" Brother Jiang dragged the big boy and ran to the mouth of the cave.

The sound is getting closer and closer, and the big boy takes out his Xiaomi 2s, and the opposite cave shines inside, where there is nothing. "Brother Jiang, are you worrying too much, that ghost thing, maybe it's still sleeping!" the big boy said his naïve thoughts.

Suddenly, there was a pair of glowing eyes in the back. "It's really out, Brother Jiang, hurry up, I don't want to die! I still have a lot of games that have not been cleared, the most important thing is that I haven't ** yet!!" (The big boy said the ideal of life**, hehe)

"Don't scream, I see it. That's just a little minion, the real boss hasn't come out yet, this piece of cake, today let you see Lao Tzu's housekeeping skills, hahaha"

Brother Jiang turned around and stopped.

"Little ghost, today Lao Tzu wants to avenge his brothers, take his life!!"....

"Sizzle~~Sizzle~~~" Through the faint light of Xiaomi Mi 2S, I saw the appearance of that ghost thing clearly, it turned out to be David, Brother Jiang's second-in-command David!! "Brother Jiang, how did he become this ghost thing!" The big boy looked at David in disbelief.

"The corpse poison has entered the body, and there is no cure. I can only stand him!!Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are used as dogs..."Brother Jiang held the charm and said a bunch of "messy" words. Throw the charm at "David", and in an instant "David" is incinerated and screams in the fire, and then disappears into ashes......

"Brother Jiang, have other people become that kind of ghost..."

"**Don't leave ten!" Brother Jiang replied casually......

"Finally, come out, brothers, I, Jiang Yichen, will avenge you!, don't worry!"

Brother Jiang swore to the sky.

"And I'!! Zhang Xiaofan!" said the big boy with a firm gaze

"It's good, it's worthy that I'm desperate to save you out, it's a handle, hahaha" Brother Jiang patted Zhang Xiaofan's shoulder excitedly and said!!.

......

Next Chapter
Back to Book