Chapter 335 Beauty, I have a master

readx;

Chapter 335 Beauty, I have a master

Lu Yu clenched his nose sadly and angrily, the smell in the carriage was too bad. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The fierce-looking bearded man on the other side had released his feet from the restraints of rubber shoes for the third time, and the socks with a hole in them were torn, and the soles of his feet that were half wet with sweat instantly released the sour smell, and everyone in the carriage looked sideways, but no one dared to speak.

I really regret that I will stay in the capital for one more day if I don't have today's ticket, why do I have to take the train back!

I thought that now is not the peak tourist season, and there will not be too many people in the car, but who would have thought that not only the sleeper can't make up for it, but even the right seat is difficult to find. Lu Yu finally found a seat by the window and sat down, but soon found that there was a reason why there was a vacant seat here, because there was a guy with a meaty face sitting opposite.

Along the way, for more than five hours, this guy has eaten at least a pound of melon seeds, eaten three leek boxes, four tea eggs, two small bottles of two pot heads, and even the slightest breath can spray the stench mixed with wine and eggs all over the carriage.

It wasn't that no one had spoken of him, but the young man who had been sitting in a row with him had just suggested that he go to the junction of the carriages to eat, but he was thrown to the ground with a punch, and then fled to another carriage like a fertilized rabbit.

Since then, a whole row of three places has been occupied by beards, snakeskin pockets are placed by the window, shoes are taken off, and the hard seat of the train is blatantly used as a sleeper!

Lu Yu also thought about changing places, but when he saw the crowded carriage, he still reluctantly chose to give in.

After all, although the smell here is not good, you can sit, and if you don't have a seat for more than eight hours, your legs may be broken.

Fortunately, there will always be an end to suffering, and after passing through Tianhai, it only takes an hour and a half to reach the destination of this trip, Nanshan City, the capital of Shannan Province.

The train stopped at Tianhai, and the crowd in the carriage rioted, and many people were ready to get off the train.

Lu Yu's hope began to ignite again, because he saw that the hateful bearded man actually sat up as well, as if he had a plan to clean up his things.

He was about to get out of the car, and Lu Yu was happy in his heart.

However, soon, Lu Yu ushered in a deeper disappointment, the bearded man did not get out of the car at all, but used the snakeskin pocket he used as a pillow to occupy the two positions beside him.

What is he doing here, does a person need five seats?

After a few minutes, there was an answer, when a young couple from the sky and sea passed by, they saw the snakeskin pocket, and then there was some bargaining, and finally the bearded man actually sold the two seats next to Lu Yu to them for fifty yuan.

How can there be such a person in this world?

Lu Yu thought angrily, if this was in the development zone, he would definitely be given the most severe punishment.

It's a pity that this is not a development zone, and she, the deputy director of the development zone management committee, can only look sulky.

With the melodious whistle, the train slowly drove out of Tianhai City Railway Station.

The carriage settled down again, and those who had seats rested on their seats, and those who did not have seats could only stiffen up.

The bearded man lay down again, and took out a rotten egg to eat lying down.

"You can't lie down here, please sit up and give way to a place. "Suddenly someone spoke.

Lu Yu was surprised to find that a young man who had just gotten a car from the sky and sea was standing in the middle of the aisle looking at the bearded man. The young man's body is not very strong, but it is very well-proportioned, it seems that every inch of muscle is just right, not much, not much, especially those eyes are bright, full of a calm, but undoubted light.

Lu Yu was suddenly a little worried, the young man who had been beaten by the beard was much taller than the one in front of him.

Sure enough, the bearded man immediately glared and shouted, "Get out, don't disturb grandpa eating!"

The young man frowned and said, "Get up, or you get out!"

"You're fucking tired!" the bearded man lay on the saddle and kicked one of his shoesless feet.

The young man immediately took a step back, as if he was quite jealous of the stinky foot.

Lu Yu couldn't help but shake his head secretly, don't do porcelain work without diamonds, why bother to provoke this madman, how is it worth being beaten?

However, in the next second, the young man's movements stunned Lu Yu.

The young man quickly put the canvas bag he was carrying on the luggage rack above his head, then pulled up the heavy car window with both arms, then took out a white tissue, bent down to pick up the bearded shoes, and threw them directly out of the window.

"You!" The bearded man didn't react for the first few seconds.

But soon, the beard jumped like thunder, and with a strange scream, he pounced from the seat of the car.

"Do you dare to eat rotten eggs in the car?" The young man was even more angry, grabbed his bearded hands and knocked them on the car window, and the eggs flew away without a trace in an instant.

Immediately, the young man grabbed the bearded man's neck with his left hand, grabbed the bearded man's belt with his right hand, and pushed forward hard, and most of the bearded man's body was pushed out of the car window.

"Ah!" the speed of the train was already more than 100 kilometers, and the whistling air was blowing in his face, and the bearded man was scattered and struggled desperately.

It took half a minute for the young man to pull his beard back from the window, throw it on the ground, and then occupy the window position.

The bearded man was terrified, his hair was messy, his face was pale, and he squatted on the ground panting.

But the bearded man's gaze became more and more fierce, and as the fear gradually subsided, he roared again and pounced on the young man.

"Why are you so annoying, do you still want to be cool outside?" As he spoke, the young man easily grabbed the bearded man's hands, and then threw the bearded out of the window again like throwing a bag of rice.

This time, everyone in the carriage was stunned, because the bearded man was not half of his body outside the window, but his whole body was thrown out.

Although the bearded belt is still in the hands of the young man, although the bearded hands are desperately grasping the young man's arm, this scene is too dangerous, the beard may fall at any time, and then be swept into the wheel and shattered to pieces.

"Help!" the bearded man desperately tried to climb back.

The young man was indifferent, one arm continued to lift his beard outside the car window, as easily as carrying a rabbit, and he even showed a bright smile to Lu Yu and the little couple opposite, as if to say don't be afraid, it's no big deal.

"Young man, pull him out quickly, he's going to die!" An old man nearby turned white with fright.

"Don't be afraid, he can't die!" the young man smiled and looked out.

"I'll kill you!" the bearded man desperately tried to return to the inside of the carriage, but the young man's arm completely blocked his way back, and several attempts failed.

"You see, he's not convinced. Be careful, you're going over the cave, don't kick your legs, or you might be broken!" the young man smiled and pushed his beard out again.

Before the words of "......" could be heard, the train plunged into the long tunnel.

The more than 2,000-meter-long tunnel, which took more than a minute for the train to come out, was pitch black inside, and the violent air currents rolled up dust and made people's eyes hurt.

The people in the carriage could no longer hear the beard shouting, and the only thing one could hear was the roar of the train and the terrible howl of the bearded man.

"Grandpa spare my life, grandpa pull me in!" The train left the tunnel, and the sound outside became clear, and the beard had collapsed, crying with tears, and constantly banging his head against the window, as if hoping to knock the train out of a hole.

The young man shook his head and pulled the beard in with a light tug.

"Poof!" the bearded man immediately collapsed, lying on the ground several times without trying to get up.

People were surprised to find that not only was the bearded hair blown into a mess, but his trousers were gone, and he was wearing only a pair of fat flower pants, which were so wet that he was obviously scared to pee his pants.

The young man possessed and asked, "Do you still want me to go?"

The bearded man grabbed the ground with his head: "Don't dare, I'll get out!"

"Do you still eat rotten eggs?"

"Eat...... I'm done!"

"Wouldn't it be okay to do this earlier, why do you think you are doing this?" The young man picked up the bearded snakeskin pocket and threw it in front of him, and then took out three hundred-yuan bills from his wallet and threw them on the ground, saying, "One hundred yuan for you to buy shoes, one hundred yuan for you to buy pants, and the remaining hundred yuan for rotten eggs to suppress the shock." Go ahead, don't be disgraced in this carriage!"

The bearded man didn't dare to say a word, picked up the money and pocket, and walked to the other carriages tremblingly.

The cry of "woo woo ......" was heartbreaking, like a little daughter-in-law who had been wronged.

"It's finally quiet!" the young man let out a sigh of relief as he lowered the open window again.

It was also quiet in the carriage, and everyone was shocked by what had just happened. Although they were angry at the bearded man's uncivilized behavior, and had thought about how they could fight it if they were brave enough, none of them thought that there would be such an extreme method.

Lu Yu was even more so, her position happened to be face to face with the young man, so she stared at the young man intently.

Although his figure is not very tall and powerful, he is definitely a pure man, and he can do such a violent thing so elegantly, and do it so lightly, it is simply handsome.

Naturally, Lu Yu remembered the person who was crazy about pursuing him. It was indeed a tall man, indeed a majestic man, but it was all based on the official hat on his head, if he was not an official, if he encountered such a situation, would he have such an amazing performance as this person?

"Hey, hey, beauty, don't look at it, you can't pull it out in your eyes!" The young man was a little unhappy when he was stared at, and raised his hand and shook it in front of Lu Yu.

Lu Yu came back to his senses, his face turned red, and said, "Who looked at you?"

"If you don't admit it, forget it. The young man smiled and said, "But I can remind you, although I am handsome and chic, responsible and courageous, but it is really not your dish, I have long been known as the master of grass, you can't make up your mind." ”

"You ......" Lu Yu was speechless.

The skin was too thick, and the tall image that the young man had just erected in Lu Yu's heart collapsed.

+++++

+++++

source