On this day, Iraq came back later than before, because the first day Iraq found that a new noodle restaurant had opened in the bazaar, and the aroma was smelled from afar, and there was a long queue of people at the door, but unfortunately the price was a little more expensive, so today he picked up some more watermelons and wanted to sell them for more money.

But to his surprise, because it was delicious, he ate four more bowls, and he counted and counted the one hundred and thirteen yuan left, Iraq was a little worried that his grandfather would be angry, so he was staggered when he entered the door.

When he heard a voice outside the door, he knew that Iraq had returned. With a flick of his hand, the door opened. Then the canvas in the Iraqi basket seemed to be opened by hand, and the flatbread and pickles in it slowly drifted into the house. Iraq was a little lacking in confidence, but he still said stiffly: "Old man, aren't you tired of changing such tricks every day?"

A voice came from the house talking while eating flatbread: "What a trick, this is kung fu." ”

Iraq threw aside the pole and basket and said lightly: "Are you an idiot for me? It's not that I haven't seen people in the village do kung fu." ”

"You know a fart, do you understand how to take things in the air, upper-level martial arts, the highest level. Yi Zhun said as he ate.

"Well, I don't understand, I just know that this is a shitty teleportation and I'm useless, and the people in the village laugh at me and say it's a bullshit trick. Iraq said listlessly.

"You don't care what they say, it's the highest level anyway. By the way, give me the money from selling watermelons, and I'll drink with Lao Zhangtou in a while. Yi Zhun said.

Iraq took out the money and threw it on the table, and ran away. Yi Zhun touched it and found that it was missing, and with a wave of his hand, a wisp of green smoke flew out, and after a while, Iraq was pulled back and honestly tied to the table where Yi Zhun was eating. "Want to run?" Say, what's going on?"

"Business is not good today, it sells cheaply!" said Iraq, struggling to make excuses.

"Say it well, or you'll sleep with your head down today. Yi Zhun said as he picked the pickles between his teeth.

"Old man, am I your grandson? Isn't it seven dollars less, are you?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, be careful with your ass blooming. ”

"Don't don't, old man, I said, I ate four more bowls of noodles, the newly opened noodle restaurant, it's really super delicious, you listen to me tell you carefully, the beef in that noodle is particularly large, the stewed crispy and rotten meat is distinct, there are coriander, green onions, and the soup is also very fragrant......" Iraqi Harazi was about to fall on the old man's table, staggered, and sucked back.

"Stop, stop talking, take this. Yi Zhun took out a stack of money from his pocket, "plus this, it's a total of three hundred and thirteen yuan." ”

Iraq looked at the money on the table and said, "What, conscience has found out? No way, how many years have this been, if you find it early, you won't be ...... If you want to find a wife, you want to bribe me to agree. ”

Yi Zhun picked up the cigarette pouch and knocked on the table gently, Iraq fell to the ground with a "snap", Yi Zhun said softly: "Stinky boy, do you still need your consent to find a wife? I found you a school, this is your food expenses for a year." ”

Iraq's eyeballs circled in their sockets, scratched their heads, and said, "Go to school, elementary school, junior high school, or university?"

"No, it's high school. ”

"I didn't even go to elementary school, so it's appropriate to go straight to high school, old man. Besides, I don't sell watermelons, what do you eat?" said Iraq, dancing.

"I haven't lived most of my life without you before, so you don't have to worry about what to eat. You go and learn something better than anything. ”

"Wait, I always feel like something is wrong. Iraq finally came to his senses and said, "Three hundred and thirteen yuan, you let me eat for a year, you are crazy, old man, do you know how much a bowl of beef noodles costs?"

Yi Zhun said unhurriedly: "The school provides food, drink and accommodation, you can eat as much as you want." ”

"Do you have beef noodles?"

"Of course there is, and you can eat it all-you-can-eat"

Iraq raised his head, thinking about something with a harassy expression, and his expression was as if he were a professional actor. Then he said to Yi Zhun happily: "Is the three hundred and thirteen yuan a little less, can you give a little more." ”

"Do you want to? I can take it for a drink. Yi Zhun made a gesture to collect the money, and the Iraqi wind flew over and snatched the money and rushed out. The air echoed: "I'll report right away." ”

Yi Zhun looked at the distant back and breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's okay to go, if you grow up, the food at home is really not enough for him to eat." Yi Zhun looked at the rice jar and noodle pocket beside him, closed his eyes, suddenly felt wrong, and opened his eyes again, a black and childish face pressed against his face, "Why are you back again." ”

"Where's the school, and who am I looking for?"

Yi Zhun explained again, sent Iraq away, came back and sat on the chair and shook it gently, muttering: "They are coming, it will be safer to go out and hide." ”

Iraq took the 313 yuan given by the old man, and his heart was happy, he had never taken so much money at one time. Even if you buy melon seeds in spring, it is about 200 yuan.

"Iraq, why are you going?" Before leaving the village, Iraq saw a group of oily-haired and slippery boys. These boys have a little spare money at home, and they learned a few styles of kung fu when they were young, and they usually bully Iraq. At this moment, I had just finished dinner, and I was messing around at the entrance of the village, and I was bumping into Iraq.

"I'm going to school too, I'm in high school this time, hmph, when I learn a whole body of kung fu, see if any of you dare to laugh at me. "Iraq is happy, and it has changed from the honest relations of the past.

The one who took the lead was raw white and pure, that is, a pair of narrow eyes, with some thief eyebrows and rat eyes. "Hey, Iraq is going to school, don't you want to stay at home and plant melons, and secretly report to a corner school and run away from home, if you leave, then who will provide for your grandfather." At the end of the sentence, a group of people burst into laughter.

Iraq was a little red-faced, raised the three hundred and thirteen yuan that Yi Zhun had just given him in his hand, stomped his foot and said: "Do you see, this is the three hundred and thirteen yuan that my grandfather gave me, and he sent me to school." ”

As soon as he said this, a group of people on the other side seemed to add fuel to the fire, and the laughter became even more lively. A group of people pointed behind Iraq and laughed. Some ridiculed Iraq for not seeing the world, and some ridiculed Iraq for taking such a small amount of money as a treasure.

Iraq was a little at a loss, and looked back at the group of people angrily as he walked. It's not the first time he's been ridiculed by this group of people, but even if he tells Yi Zhun, Yi Zhun let him hold back, saying that a big husband can only be considered a man if he can stretch and bend.

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