Chapter 204: The brotherhood of Ye Xiu and Ye Qiu who love and kill each other! (Ask for full order)
At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Duan Yu and Ye Xiu returned to the Internet café with two large bags full of food.
Ye Qiu, who had been looking forward to it for a long time, hurriedly ran over and took Duan Yu's lunch box bag: "Look at what dishes are there." ”
"Yo! Fish-flavored shredded pork, not bad. ”
"Oh! Sweet and sour pork ribs, very good, very good. ”
"Huh! Tomato scrambled eggs, yes. ”
"Wow! Steamed sea bass, Nesnes. ”
Ye Qiu took out the vegetable boxes one by one, and his voice continued to come out happily.
"It's nice to eat a quick snack like this, isn't it?" Seeing Ye Qiu's happy appearance, Duan Yu couldn't cry or laugh.
In a family like Ye Qiu, what they usually eat at home is not only delicacies from the mountains and seas, but at least a chef-level diet.
Eating a fast food is still so exciting, could it be that a child who grew up in a big city has come to the countryside for the first time, and is full of curiosity about things in the countryside? Or are you really hungry and drooling at the sight of food?
"Are these dishes all ordered by Ye Xiu?" Ye Qiu leaned into Duan Yu's ear and whispered.
"That's right."
"These are the things I love to eat."
"That's right." Duan Yu suddenly realized that these dishes were not only Ye Qiu's favorite food, but also his brother's loving brother's love lunch, so it was no wonder that Ye Qiu was so happy.
can't see that Brother Ye is still a good brother.
Duan Yu smiled and opened the box containing the rice.
At this time, Chen Guo took out the wine she had bought earlier and poured a glass for everyone.
Ye Xiu saw the wine as if he had seen poison, and hurriedly said: "Boss, I don't drink, drinking alcohol affects the performance of professional players." ”
Chen Guo's eyes widened: "Don't make excuses, you don't play in the professional league now, what will affect your performance?" What's more, it's just wine, not intoxicating. ”
"I ......"
Ye Xiu wanted to say something, but was immediately stopped by Chen Guo: "Today's New Year, you must drink red wine, which means that the coming year will be prosperous, and everyone will drink it, men and women are equal, come and have a cup for each person." ”
Chen Guo said this, Ye Xiu had no choice but to take the wine glass.
"Come on, come on, Happy New Year, Eggplant." Chen Guo raised his wine glass in the air.
Duan Yu, Ye Xiu, Su Mucheng, Ye Qiu, and the four of them got up and clinked glasses.
After clinking glasses, Duan Yu took a big sip and drained one-fifth of it in one gulp, and Su Mucheng and Ye Qiu took a small sip, meaning a little. Seeing this, Ye Xiu didn't want to spoil the atmosphere, so he put the wine glass to his mouth and tasted it with his tongue like a dragonfly in the wine glass.
This scene happened to be seen by Ye Qiu, who was sitting opposite: "Look, someone actually licks it with his tongue when he drinks." ”
Duan Yu and the three of them looked at Ye Xiu one after another, Ye Xiu didn't feel embarrassed at all, and also performed a wine licking technique in public: "What's wrong with drinking like this?" You can also drink like me. ”
Ye Qiu said with disdain: "What are you drinking, you are clearly called licking wine, drinking should be like Xiao Duan, drinking proudly." Xiao Duan, you can give you another one for Brother Ye and teach him how to drink alcohol. ”
Ye Qiu's words can be described as "hiding a knife in secret", not only wanting to "borrow a knife to kill", but also wanting to "kill two birds with one stone", Duan Yu was not fooled, he smiled, and directly kicked the ball back: "Brother Xiao Ye, you are a person who is very good at drinking at first glance, I think you should show your brother one." ”
Duan Yu killed this one, and Ye Qiu couldn't shirk it anymore: "I'll come, I'll come, Ye Xiu, you have a good look, drink like this." ”
Ye Qiu said and picked up the wine glass, then raised his head and directly killed a third.
Duan Yu hurriedly applauded: "Okay! This wine is drunk with great pride! ”
Ye Qiu looked at Ye Xiu proudly: "How about it, drinking like this is a real man, can you come?" ”
This wave of provocation is full of ridicule, if Ye Xiu can't come, won't he become a real man?
In the area of men, of course, he can't lose to his younger brother.
"What's not to do, what else can I lose to you?" Ye Xiu also raised his wine glass as he spoke, and then ...... aggressively I took a small bite.
Ye Qiu rolled his eyes: "Cut~!" Drink it so much, like a girl, it's not good. ”
"Wine should be drunk slowly, taste it carefully, how can you drink like that, like a reckless man in the mountains, you don't understand wine." Ye Xiu shook his head and said.
Seeing the two brothers going toe-for-tat, Chen Guo hurriedly stood up and played a round: "Ye Xiu is right, you have to drink wine slowly, there are still a lot of dishes, don't patronize drinking, eat vegetables and eat vegetables." ”
The five of them ate and drank at the same time, and soon, everyone had a glass of red wine.
"Here, fill me up again."
"Give me a full one, too."
After a glass of wine, the two brothers Ye Qiu and Ye Xiu shouted arrogantly to renew the second glass of red wine, Chen Guo was about to get up and pour wine for Ye Qiu, but he saw Ye Qiu very suddenly, and he fell directly on the table.
Chen Guo was stunned for a moment, and reached out to poke Ye Qiu: "Hey, what's wrong with you, drunk!?" ”
"I didn't ...... I'm not drunk, keep ...... Keep drinking...... Drink ......," Ye Qiu said in a daze.
Now Chen Guo knows that this product is really drunk.
"Hiccup~! It's been ten years, it's still the same, a cup will hit the street, and it will be weak. Looking at Ye Qiu who fell on the table, Ye Xiu burped, and his words were very disdainful.
However, as soon as Ye Xiu's words were finished, his head was crooked, and he fell on Su Mucheng's body in a flash, unconscious.
He was already drunk, but Ye Qiu on the opposite side hadn't fallen yet, as an elder brother, of course he couldn't lose to Ye Qiu, so he could only rely on a willpower to forcibly hold on.
No, seeing that Ye Qiu had already fallen down, Ye Xiu, who had won a big victory, was relieved and went directly to the street.
Chen Guo had just sat back just now, but when he saw Ye Xiu who was drunk, he was instantly speechless: "Hey, hey! What's going on, why is this also falling? ”
Just mocking my brother? Aren't you the same as a cup of hitting the street?
Su Mucheng helped Ye Xiu, who fell into her arms, and said with a wry smile: "The last time he drank, it was when Jiashi won three consecutive championships. ”
"How much alcohol was there back then?" Chen Guo asked.
"Just like now, just pour a cup." Su Mucheng smiled bitterly.
Chen Guo laughed and shook his head: "Tsk, they are worthy of being twin brothers, with the same DNA, and the amount of alcohol is average." ”
Su Mucheng said, "Let's help the two of them up to rest first." ”
Chen Guo nodded: "Xiao Duan, this kind of thing can only work hard for you." ”
"Okay, Sister-in-law Ye, wait a minute, I'll get him up first." Duan Yu nodded, got up and helped Ye Qiu up, after all, Ye Xiu was held by Su Mucheng, it didn't matter if it was later.
However, just as Duan Yu was about to help Ye Qiu up, Ye Qiu stretched out his hand to stop Duan Yu: "No, I'm not drunk." ”
Ye Qiu sat up by himself, and straightened his suit, his eyes were very sober, how could there be a trace of drunkenness.
Seeing this scene, Chen Guo glared and shouted: "I'll go, deceive the corpse?" ”
As soon as the words came out, he slapped himself in the face: "Bah, baba, stinky mouth, good luck." ”
Chen Guo is used to being outspoken, today is the New Year's Day, but he can't say these words, it's unlucky.
Chen Guo's words, Ye Qiu didn't care at all, but Su Mucheng was surprised: "Why aren't you drunk?" ”
"He thinks I'm drunk?" Ye Qiu pointed at Ye Xiu.
"We all thought you were drunk." Duan Yu and Chen Guo spoke in unison.
"It seems that my acting skills are not bad, in fact, I used to be the same as him, I was drunk when I was drunk." Ye Qiu said.
"When was the last time you drank with Ye Xiu?" Chen Guo asked gossipingly.
"It's been ten years, our family is strictly controlled, minors are not allowed to smoke, not allowed to drink, so we steal cigarettes, steal alcohol to drink, at that time he and I stole a bottle of fifteen-year-old Moutai at home, but the two of them just dipped a drop, and they were drunk and unconscious, and the bottle of Moutai was also poured on the ground and spilled."
Ye Qiu smiled, full of memories floating in his mind.
"And you're drinking better now?" After Chen Guo finished speaking, he realized that he had asked an idiot question, he used to be drunk with a drop, but now he is not drunk after a glass, isn't it obvious.
Ye Qiu smiled slightly: "People can change, ten years later, he thinks I am still the little kid ten years ago?" ”
"Then why are you pretending to be drunk?" This sentence was asked by Duan Yu.
Ye Qiu spread his hands: "Who told him to be born a few minutes earlier than me, seeing that he looked like he couldn't bear it, he gave him some face, so I fell first." ”
"Tsk, it's actually pretty good to have a brother." Chen Guo could feel that although the two brothers, Ye Xiu and Ye Qiu, were talking about each other, they were thinking about each other in their hearts.
What is it called? Love and kill each other? Love and hate?
"After so many years, people have indeed changed, the amount of alcohol has changed, and your dishes have changed, right?" Duan Yu said at this time.
"You found out?" Ye Qiu was slightly surprised, he didn't expect Duan Yu to observe so meticulously.
"Yes, you said earlier that these dishes are all your favorite dishes, but you only ate steamed fish and fish-flavored shredded pork, and you basically didn't use chopsticks for the other dishes." Duan Yu said.
Ye Qiu nodded: "Yes, after so many years, my hobbies will also change, what I loved to eat before doesn't mean that I love to eat now." ”
Chen Guo rolled his eyes: "You don't like to eat, you screamed just now, like you haven't eaten a dish." ”
Ye Qiu smiled: "It doesn't matter if I like to eat or not, after so many years, he still remembers what I like to eat, this is the most important thing." ”
Chen Guo is a big white eye again, what Ye Xiu ordered is what Ye Qiu likes to eat, but Ye Qiu does not dismantle Ye Xiu, giving Ye Xiu enough space to play her brother's love, she understands these truths, but her personality is straightforward, and she will say it directly, how can she go back and forth with Ye Qiu like this.
"Okay, I'm leaving, thank you boss for your hospitality." Ye Qiu said suddenly.
"That's it? No more drinks? Chen Guo said.
"Nope." Ye Qiu shook his head, "If I don't go back, I won't be able to catch up with the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner at home, I'm not like a certain unfilial son, I haven't accompanied my parents for the New Year for ten years." ”
Chen Guo waved his hand, and no longer held back: "Then go back quickly, and help your brother fulfill another piece of filial piety." ”
"That's all there is to it." Ye Qiu stood up, glanced at Ye Xiu who was lying in Su Mucheng's arms, and greeted softly: "I'm leaving, bastard brother!" Sister-in-law, my brother will be handed over to you. ”
After finishing speaking, they turned around and left, Duan Yu and Chen Guo got up to send each other and sent them to the door of the Internet café, only to see an extended version of the Rolls-Royce Phantom parked steadily on the side of the road.
Watching Ye Qiu get into the car and leave, Chen Guo muttered, "The shape of this car is so strange." ”
Duan Yu glanced at Chen Guo: "You don't know what kind of car this is?" ”
Chen Guo shook his head: "I don't know, I recognize BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, these are common." ”
"This is the world's top luxury car, Rolls-Royce Phantom." Duan Yu said.
"This is Rolls-Royce?" Chen Guo was surprised, of course she had heard of Rolls-Royce, but she had never seen it, "How much does this car cost?" ”
"A conservative estimate is more than 2000." Duan Yu said.
"20 million?" Chen Guo exclaimed.
Rolls-Royce, Ferrari, Bentley, Lamborghini, etc., such luxury cars are the targets sought after by the news media, but the news reports are usually between a few million and 10 million, 20 million a car, which is too refreshing her values.
"Tsk, I didn't expect Ye Xiu's smoker to be so rich in his family." Chen Guo sighed.
Duan Yu smiled and shook his head: "I didn't expect it either. ”
"Is the Rolls-Royce automatic or manual?" Chen Guo asked suddenly.
"Automatic." Duan Yu said.
"Is there a difference between an automatic and a manual transmission?" Chen Guo asked again.
"Of course there's a difference." Duan Yu said.
"Tell me about it."
"Are you going to buy a car?"
"Don't buy it." Chen Guo shook her head, she didn't have a driver's license, why did she buy a car.
Duan Yu smiled: "You don't buy a car, why are you asking this?" ”
Chen Guo glared: "Don't talk nonsense, say it quickly." ”
Duan Yu smiled and said, "Okay, in fact, the difference between automatic transmission and manual transmission is that one is an automatic transmission and the other is a manual transmission." ”
Chen Guo crossed his hands on his hips and glared angrily: "Be serious!" ”
Duan Yu was helpless: "Well, the difference between automatic transmission and manual transmission is that automatic transmission is more expensive than manual transmission, the price is expensive, and maintenance is also expensive." ”
"That's it?" Chen Guo looked suspicious, feeling that Duan Yu didn't say anything.
Duan Yu smiled: "You just need to know this, as for the other substantive differences, I tell you, you can't understand it." ”
"How do you know I don't understand if you don't say it? Tell me about it. ”
"In terms of operational difficulty, the automatic car is mainly transmitted by the hydraulic press of the hydraulic press side moment, and the basic principle of automatic speed regulation is used to shift the gear, so that novices who do not know much about the basic knowledge of the car can quickly grasp it, that is, it is easy to get started. The manual transmission car is to change gears with the help of manpower to step on the brakes, the operation is not as convenient as the automatic transmission, and the driver needs to have higher driving skills to drive the manual transmission car, so compared with the automatic transmission, the manual transmission operation requirements are higher and more troublesome. ”
"As for the safety performance, the automatic transmission ......"
Duan Yu spoke seriously, but Chen Guo hurriedly stopped: "Stop, I don't understand a word." ”
Duan Yu smiled bitterly: "I'll just say you don't understand." ”
"How do you know so well, do you know how to drive? You're not bragging, are you? Chen Guo looked at Duan Yu curiously, this guy not only knew Rolls-Royce, but also said the head of the car, which was very suspicious.
Duan Yu held his head high: "Just kidding, I can drive all kinds of cars when I am ten years old, and I can drive everything that runs on the ground except for tanks." ”
"Hey, braggart." Chen Guo pursed her lips, she could now conclude that Duan Yu was bragging.
Duan Yu smiled: "Hehe, it's hard to pretend to be a force, it's hard to dismantle it." ”
Of course Duan Yu didn't brag, when he was a child, he followed his grandfather in the military region, what kind of car did he never drive?
However, in order not to make Chen Guo suspicious, Duan Yu could only make a braggart look.
Back at the Internet café, the three of them carried Ye Xiu upstairs to the sofa and covered him with a quilt.
Ye Qiu is pretending to be drunk, this thing is really drunk.
It wasn't until two hours later that Ye Xiu woke up leisurely and came to the first floor, where Duan Yu and the three of them were eating melon seeds at the bar.
Seeing Ye Xiu go downstairs, Chen Guo hurriedly said, "You finally woke up, your brother is gone." ”
"I know." Ye Xiu said.
"How do you know?"
"I was just drunk and I didn't fall asleep."
"Then why didn't you react at all?"
"Whoever says I don't, my heart is broken." Ye Xiu said seriously.
"......" Chen Guolian rolled his eyes.
Are you heartbroken? I believe you're a ghost! Wherever you look, you don't look like you're broken.
A serious nonsense.
"Now that we're awake, let's start playing, we haven't started today's activities yet." Su Mucheng smiled.
"Okay, why don't we have a European gas competition to see who makes the most snowballs, and how about losing a hundred yuan?" Duan Yu said excitedly.
"Phew! If you want to cheat me out of money, there is no door. ”
Chen Guo snorted and wrinkled his nose, Duan Yu has been possessed by the European Emperor in the past two days, and he is more than lucky, that is, he is clearly sending money.
Su Mucheng deeply agreed: "That's it, we don't have to be with you, the European emperor!" ”
"Come on, feng shui takes turns, yesterday my Ou Qi was almost overtaken by Brother Ye."
"I'll talk about it when it's really over."
“……”
? On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I greeted everyone for the New Year, and there was no code word at the gala last night, and I was late for today's update, sorry, sorry.
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(End of chapter)