ridicule is ridicule, joke is joke, after making a fuss, Ye Xiu introduced Ye Nuo.

"Come, I'll introduce you, this old guy doesn't need to be introduced, right?" Ye Xiu pointed at Wei Chen.

Ye Nuo pretended to look at Wei Chen: "It's a little familiar, who is this?" ”

", you don't know your wife, you know me!" Wei Chen blew his beard and glared.

"I'm sorry, I don't have a wife yet." Yeno said.

"I'll go, you're embarrassed to say, it's been so many years, and you haven't taken Chu ...... (Yunxiu won)! Wei Chen gave a middle finger.

Ye Nuo hurriedly interrupted Wei Chen's words: "Ahem, oh, I remembered, Old Wei, ah, look at you, I haven't seen you for a few years, and I'm dozens of years old, I can't even recognize it." ”

“…… If you can't speak, say less! Wei Chen rolled his eyes in anger, feeling that he had been critted a few hundred points again.

It doesn't matter if he says he's old again, he's still dozens of years old?? Lao Tzu is not even a few dozen years old, okay!

Ye Nuo nodded and said: "Speaking of which, who would have thought that a twenty-year-old guy would become a forty-year-old uncle twenty years later, alas~!" Time is really a knife to kill pigs! ”

"Poof......!!! Wei Chen had already collapsed on the chair and began to convulse, if Ye Nuo continued, Wei Chen might die of anger.

In order not to cause trouble, Ye Xiu hurriedly hugged Ye Nuo over and continued to introduce others to him: "This is Duan Yu, the account is a sword, you should have an impression, right?" ”

"Yijian, I know, that day on the All-Star Weekend, I had a draw with Lao Han, which is really terrifying." Ye Nuo nodded, he was there that day at All-Star Weekend. can draw with Han Wenqing, this young man's future is limitless.

Duan Yu smiled politely, and when he saw Ye Nuo's outstretched right hand, he hurriedly held it with both hands, expressing his respect: "Hello Senior Moon Emperor." ”

Duan Yu, the senior of the Moon Emperor, had the impression that the acquaintance that Ye Xiu bumped into at the venue during the All-Star Weekend that day was the senior of the Moon Emperor.

Seeing Duan Yu shaking hands with him, Ye Nuo's good impression of Duan Yu rose again, this is a good boy who knows how to be polite and has a tutor: "Yes, work hard, the future is yours, I am optimistic about you." After saying that, Yeno also winked playfully.

"......" Duan Yu looked stunned, this Moon Emperor senior is really an interesting soul.

Ye Xiu continued to introduce: "This is Tang Rou, account Han Yanrou, a professional battle mage. ”

"Sister Tang Rou, I know each other, I also performed well in the All-Star Weekend, and my playing style is very similar to Lao Ye, I should have learned from you, right?" Ye Nuo bowed slightly towards Tang Rou, and then looked at Ye Xiu.

Ye Xiu smiled and said, "I didn't teach anything, she was all self-taught." ”

"Yes, yes, you and that Duan that day, by the way, what are you calling Duan?" Ye Nuo turned his head to look at Duan Yu.

"Duan Yu, Duan Yu's Duan, Duan Yu's Yu." Duan Yu also said it in a rare way.

"Oh, you and Duan Yu both became lucky spectators that day, and were called up to challenge the professional players, it seems that the two of you are very fateful, you see one is beautiful and moving, the other is handsome and chic, if you two are together, it is really a talented and beautiful woman, a natural pair, do you want me to hold the red line for the two of you?" Ye Nuo actually became a matchmaker on the spot.

"That, Senior Moon Emperor, Xiao Tang is now my girlfriend." Duan Yu said and put his hand on Tang Rou's shoulder.

"Huh?" Ye Nuo was obviously stunned for a moment, and then sighed, "The development speed of young people is really fast enough!"

After speaking, he sighed in his heart, I really envy the young people now, he and Chu Yunxiu have not really come together for so many years.

"Then you don't speed up, be careful of being cut off halfway!" Ye Xiu whispered in Ye Nuo's ear.

"And say me, what about you? What are you two already like that? Ye Nuo said and glanced at Su Mucheng.

Glancing at Su Mucheng, Ye Xiu smiled knowingly: "This, I won't worry about you." ”

"What do you two whisper to see what I'm doing?" Feeling the gaze of the two, Su Mucheng stared at the two of them curiously with big eyes.

Ye Nuo hurriedly explained: "No, it's nothing, it's just that you are getting more and more beautiful with your younger brother and sister, and I will praise you a few words in Lao Ye." ”

"Really? Who is more beautiful, me or Sister Chu? Su Mucheng replied shyly. There is no woman who doesn't like to be praised for being beautiful, and there is no woman who doesn't like to compare, and Su Mucheng is no exception.

Ye Nuo smiled and said, "It's better for you to be prettier." ”

"Yes, I'll tell Sister Chu later." A hint of cunning flashed in Su Mucheng's eyes.

Ye Nuo was anxious: "Damn!" Auntie, don't frame me! ”

Su Mucheng's two big eyes suddenly turned into crescent moons: "Haha, tease you." ”

"Huh......" Ye Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and bit the root of Ye Xiu's ear again, "Old Ye, you can't do it, after all these years, why is Mu Cheng, a wild girl, still so wild?" ”

Ye Xiu didn't dare to answer this, so he hurriedly changed the topic and continued to introduce: "Ahem, come, these are also members of our Xingxin, this is An Wenyi, a priest by profession, and a college student." ”

As soon as he heard that it was a college student, Ye Nuo immediately gave a thumbs up: "Oh, amazing, amazing." ”

Ye Xiu continued: "This is Qiao Yifan, a professional ghost, who used to be a professional player of Weicao. ”

Qiao Yifan...... It's kind of familiar, oh, and when I think about it, it seems to have been on the court that day at All-Star Weekend. Ye Nuo thought for a moment and said.

Qiao Yifan was slightly stunned, he didn't expect that this Moon Emperor's predecessor would actually remember him as such a small person: "Senior, do you remember me?" ”

Ye Nuo nodded and said, "Well, remember, you challenged Wang Jiexi that day, yes, you played very well." ”

Qiao Yifan was embarrassed: "Senior, I am challenging the first group of ghosts, Li Xuan's senior." ”

"Ah, oh, yes, it's Li Xuan, he fought well, he almost beat him, and the future is terrifying."

"Poof!" Duan Yu on the side really couldn't hold back and laughed.

This month, the emperor's predecessors can really fool around, they clearly don't remember, and they are still talking nonsense there seriously, as if it really is a thing.

Ye Xiu really couldn't stand it anymore: "Okay, if you don't remember, you can't remember, what are you fooling around!" ”

Ye Nuo let out a sneer.

Ye Xiu continued: "This is Bao Rongxing, an account bag invasion, a professional hooligan. ”

Ye Nuo showed a sudden look: "Oh, I said that you look a bit like a bastard on the road, it turns out that you are playing role-playing, yes, you act very vividly." ”

"......" Baozi invaded his eyes and was stunned, and his mind seemed to be thinking about what Ye Nuo's words meant.

Ye Xiu hurriedly introduced the next one: "This is Luo Ji, the account is ambiguous, a professional summoner, a college student, and a top student in the Department of Mathematics." ”

Ye Xiuyou mentioned to Ye Nuo that he was a gifted genius who could inherit the mantle of his first summoner, which was also the reason why he was able to invite Ye Nuo over.

"You're the Ignorance?" Ye Nuo looked at the young man in front of him, not tall, Svenwen, with glasses, he did look like a college student.

"Do you recognize me?" Ambiguous asked.

Ye Nuo shook his head: "I don't recognize it." ”

Speechless: "......"

I don't recognize it, but you still say: You are the light. This tone is clearly a long-term admiration.

Ye Xiu laughed: "You will have time to meet in the future, come, and finally give you a grand introduction, this beautiful lady is our Xingxin boss, Ms. Chen Guochen." ”

Seeing Chen Guo, Ye Nuo's eyes lit up again, and he was a great beauty again.

"Hello boss." Ye Nuo greeted with a smile.

"You...... Good ......" Chen Guo was a little scared in his heart, for fear that something amazing would come out of this person's mouth.

As a result, Ye Nuo just nodded and smiled at her, and didn't say anything more.

Chen Guo breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and at the same time he was a little disappointed.

This Ye Nuo seems to only joke with familiar people, and if he doesn't joke with you, that is, he is not familiar with you, and there is even a feeling that you are not qualified to let him joke with you.

After the whole introduction, Ye Nuo also sat down, he sat next to the light and chatted with the light.

Ye Xiu returned to his seat, next to Duan Yu.

Seeing Ye Xiu sitting down, Duan Yu hurriedly asked in a low voice: "Brother Ye, when did you find another senior, there is a senior of the Moon Emperor to join us Xingxin, and the success rate of our Xingxin passing the challenge has increased greatly!" ”

"He didn't join Xingxin." Ye Xiu shook his head, "I invited him, but he didn't agree." ”

Duan Yu was stunned: "Huh? So what is this ......? ”

"Oh, it's the teacher who hired for the light of the light." Ye Xiu explained.

Duan Yu suddenly said: "Oh, that's the case." ”

"Then what is the relationship between this Moon Emperor senior and the current leader of the Yanyu team, Chu Yunxiu?" Duan Yu asked gossipingly.

Ye Xiu secretly glanced at Ye Nuo: "Master and apprentice love." ”

"Huh??" Duan Yu had a big question mark in his head.

Master-apprentice love? Is it so avant-garde?

Ye Xiu explained in a low voice: "Yan Yu was led by him for the first two seasons, and Chu Yunxiu was still a little girl in the training camp at that time, and he tapped Chu Yunxiu's talent and pulled it up. It's been together for a long time, and it's been a long time. Ye Xiu gave a look that you understand.

"Oh! That's right! Duan Yu nodded clearly, and his eyes glanced at Su Mucheng intentionally or unintentionally.

Speaking of long-term love, these two are the real models, right?

From a little Lori to a big beauty, it's really a long-lasting love!

At this time, the drinks and some dishes were already on the table, and everyone began to move their chopsticks.

To be honest, it's a bit scary to put two cases of beer on the table like this.

"This, so much wine, are you sure you can finish it?" Duan Yu said worriedly.

"So many people, two cases of wine, is it too much?"

Ye Nuo said and directly picked up a bottle of snowflakes, without using a bottle opener, and opened it directly with a bite of his teeth.

After opening the beer, Ye Nuo pushed the wine in front of Wei Chen: "Old Wei, we haven't seen each other for several years, how about blowing a bottle to help have a good time?" ”

"Who is with your brothers, am I familiar with you?" Wei Chen still remembered the hatred just now.

Ye Nuo smiled slightly: "Old Wei, old Wei, you won't even be able to blow beer now, right?" ”

"Damn! Blow...... Blow it, blow it, who is afraid of you! Wei Chen shouted, but he was still a little stunned in his heart, this Ye Nuo is from the Northeast, and drinking beer is like drinking water. He had a drink with Ye Nuo before, and the scene was really scary.

"Okay, then I'll have a little whirlwind first."

Ye Nuo grabbed a bottle of snowflakes again, and after biting the cap of the bottle, he twisted his hand, shook the bottle, and then looked up and gurgled.

Because Ye Nuo shook the bottle before drinking, the wine formed a whirlwind shape when it flowed out of the bottle, and this way of drinking is also called blowing a small whirlwind.

Ordinary people don't dare to drink like this, because the whirlwind of wine flows out more than twice as fast as if it was poured directly.

If you are not a professional, you can't drink it at all, and if you accidentally cause all the wine to spill out, or even choke on your nose, it is quite dangerous. (Professionals, don't imitate.) ）

However, Ye Nuo seemed to have opened the throat passage directly, there was no swallowing action at all, the Adam's apple did not move, and all the wine flowed into the stomach without any hindrance, and not a drop overflowed.

"Good!"

"Awesome!"

"Cow, this!"

With such a wonderful drinking performance, Duan Yu and others applauded one after another, and the atmosphere rose instantly.

"Wei Lao, come one!"

"Here's one! Come on! ”

A crowd of people coaxed.

"Hey, isn't it just a little whirlwind? Who wouldn't do it. The old man is two years older than you, let you play a game, and the little whirlwind will not perform, and it will be blown directly. ”

Wei Chen couldn't come to the little whirlwind, so he could only shout in his mouth, silently acquiescing in his heart, holding the wine bottle and drinking it directly, and doing it to the end.

"Good!"

Although it was not as wonderful as Ye Nuo's little whirlwind, Duan Yu and the others still gave warm applause.

Seeing that Wei Chen finished blowing a bottle, Ye Nuo's wine interest also rose a lot, picked up a bottle again, and then looked at several male comrades: "Come on, come on, who wants to try bottle blowing?" You blow a bottle, I'll blow a bottle, how about it, who will come? ”

As soon as he heard Ye Nuo's words, Baozi Invasion suddenly became interested: "We each drink one bottle, then he will drink six bottles, even if he can drink it again, he can pour it down." ”

An Wenyi shook his head: "No, Yifan and the captain don't drink, there are only four of us." ”

"I can't blow ......," Yu Guang hurriedly said.

"Ah, then we're all left." The bun invasion is beginning to admit it.

"That's also a good deal, three to one, buns, I'm optimistic about you, get it!" Wei Chen instigated.

Wei Chen's encouragement, the bun instantly came up: "Come on, I'll come first!" ”

The bun invaded and opened a bottle of Budweiser and gurgled directly.

However, it was only halfway through the grunt, and the bun was no longer good, and after changing his breath, he continued to grunt.

Soon, the bun finished a bottle, and the mouth of the bottle was turned downward, indicating that he had finished drinking.

"Yes." Ye Nuo smiled when he saw this, picked up a bottle, and it was a small whirlwind.

After drinking, he asked, "Who else is coming?" ”

"Xiao An, you go." The bun invasion pushed An Wenyi.

An Wenyi hesitated for a moment, and then stood up: "Okay, I'll have one too." ”

An Wenyi also drank one bottle twice in two parts, and then Ye Nuo directly killed a bottle with a small whirlwind, it's hard to say how much alcohol is, but this drinking posture is enough to scare a large number of people.

Looking at the arrogance of these men's bottles and wines, Chen Guo's eyes lit up. This feeling is the same as watching a man dance and perform at a woman.

In fact, when men are fighting for wine, the kind of heroic hormones that exude are very attractive to women.

But drinking like this hurts the body, so when Ye Nuo finished drinking a small whirlwind and was about to find someone to fight again, Chen Guo hurriedly interrupted him: "Don't just drink, eat vegetables and eat vegetables, drink wine slowly, and eat vegetables in a big gulp." ”

Wei Chen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, drink a small cup and a small cup, he can still drink some, the bottle is too high, and he has to pour it after a few strokes.

Jiuxing was interrupted by Chen Guo, and several people didn't bottle it again, but you and I drank it dry.

Everyone ate and drank, talking and laughing, lively and lively, and soon an hour passed, and there were still seven or eight bottles of beer left on the table, but there were not a few people still sitting at the table.

Baozi invaded and drank three bottles, and he was already lying on the table in a daze.

As for the light of the light, he only drank three cups, and he never drank a drop again, and leaned back in his chair with a red face, at risk of falling down at any time.

Duan Yu also drank four bottles, and he also leaned back on the chair with a stagger.

What was surprising was An Wenyi, who said that he could only drink one bottle before, followed by Wei to join forces to fight Ye Nuo, but he drank six or seven bottles piecemeal, but he didn't fall down yet, this amount of wine is really okay.

As for the two wine kings, Wei Chen drank at least seven or eight bottles, and at this time he lay on the table and muttered: "Come, drink again, drink again......"

Ye Nuo drank at least a dozen bottles, but he didn't pour them yet, but he burped from time to time, and then often ran to the toilet.

Judging from the way he walked crookedly, even if he wasn't completely drunk, he was afraid that he was about to get drunk.

Among the seven gay men, only Ye Xiu and Qiao Yifan, two guys who don't drink alcohol, can still maintain their sobriety in the world.

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