As for Ye Nuo's ability to talk nonsense, Duan Yu has already learned it, and it is the "king of nonsense" with Wei Chen, the "king of earthy love words", and some of them.

The nonsense and famous words that Ye Nuo said on Xingxin's side last year can still echo in Duan Yu's ears.

…… According to the Academy of Sciences, every 60 seconds of breath that a person breathes will lose one minute of life.

…… There is no skill in playing Glory, but practice makes perfect. It's like after I retired, I worked as an electrician for a few years, and I felt it and knew which wire had no electricity.

…… Who would have thought that a twenty-year-old guy would become a forty-year-old uncle twenty years later.

…… You want to go to bed so early? Did you know that when you are sleeping, most of the people on the other side of the planet are still working? Others work so hard, why aren't you diligent? Training! Get up fast and keep training!

…… You know, when a butterfly flapps its wings twice in the Southern Hemisphere, it flies slightly two centimeters higher. You only need to train in the training room for an extra hour and you can improve by 0.00002 cm!

…… Energy is conserved, and effort pays off, after all, when you eat a bowl of rice, you are equivalent to ingesting a bowl of calories. If you have put in a hundred minutes of sweat, you will find that you have put in a hundred minutes of sweat.

…… I wanted you to train hard, and I didn't let you hold your pee. Anyone who holds too much urine every day has a very high chance of dying within 100 years, which you need to pay special attention to, the body is the most important!

…… You smoke less, you smoke one less cigarette a day, and after a hundred days, you will find out that you have smoked a hundred cigarettes less!

These are just some of the nonsense literature of Ye Nuo, and in the month of Xingxin, Ye Nuo said more nonsense than nonsense.

But some of the glorious old men who have dealt with Ye Nuo relatively little, as well as this group of glory newcomers, they have never seen Ye Nuo's ability to talk nonsense literature.

Today, I was really surprised when I heard Ye Nuo's nonsense and opened his mouth.

…… When it comes to disappointment, you never disappoint.

…… If you have three people, there will be three people.

…… Don't worry about the road ahead, no one in the world knows you.

…… You have to be happy so that you don't feel unhappy.

…… The last time I heard such a wonderful speech was last time.

…… Your speech, except for the beginning, middle, and end is not very good, but on the whole it is still good.

…… You're right, don't say it next time.

…… Singing is allowed, but it is not allowed to make a sound.

Burst!! What is this??

It's just nonsense!

However, as a party concerned, Ye Nuo did not feel that what he said was nonsense, but felt that what he said was wise sayings and witty sentences.

This is the same as some girls, facing themselves after opening a level 200 beauty, a burst of narcissistic stinky beauty.

After going through the beauty filter, they found that they could still be so beautiful, and even felt that they should have looked like this, which was their true appearance.

In official terms, it's self-deception!

In Ye Nuo's nonsense, the instant noodle steamed buns in front of everyone were hot and quickly eaten, and then everyone began to drink drinks and eat fruits, while Chu Yunxiu touched his little belly and took out a lady's cigarette from his bag.

Chu Yunxiu put the cigarette to his mouth, and Ye Nuo on the side immediately took out the lighter and lit it for Chu Yunxiu, which looked like the queen's loyal licking dog.

It's just such a dog-licking action, which can envy a group of single dogs around.

Huang Shaotian and the others really wanted to take out the phone and call the demon spirit!

Feed! Does anyone care? There are people here who abuse animals!

What animal?

Single Wang!

Ye Xiu also took out a shriveled cigarette case at this time, took out one and put it in his own mouth, and then took out two more and threw them to Wei Chen and Ye Nuo respectively.

After throwing it to Ye Nuo, Ye Xiu seemed to have just seen Chu Yunxiu next to Ye Nuo, and hurriedly asked: "Oh, I forgot that Yunxiu is still there, you shouldn't smoke it, right?" ”

“……”

Looking at the cigarette that Ye Xiu threw over, Ye Nuo was speechless.

Ye is not ashamed, you are too shameless, right?

Do you think Ye Xiu was really kind enough to give him a cigarette? Ye Xiu threw this cigarette and didn't have any good intentions at all.

Ye Xiu did this, and he smoked behind his back in front of Chu Yunxiu, so that Chu Yunxiu could repair him. The two exposed his "family brotherhood" in front of everyone and made everyone laugh at him.

This bad old man, very bad!

Chu Yunxiu glanced at the cigarette in front of Ye Nuo, and lightly exhaled a puff of smoke: "Man, smoking a little cigarette is manly, but this kind of bad cigarette should be smoked less." ”

Ye Nuo's heart was ecstatic!

In front of outsiders, Chu Yunxiu gave him enough face.

Although he smoked this cigarette and may have to kneel on the washboard at night, as long as he gives enough face outside, he can play as much as he wants at home with the door closed!

Man, just save face.

"Well, this cigarette is so bad, I don't usually smoke cigarettes for less than thirty yuan." Ye Nuo said with a disgusted face, but took out a lighter, put a cigarette in his mouth and lit a fire.

After lighting it, Ye Nuo took a puff violently, and the thick aroma of tobacco instantly penetrated from his mouth to his heart, spleen and lungs.

Cool!

It's so cool to every cell in the body!

Since returning to China last year to confess to Chu Yunxiu, Ye Nuo has lived with Chu Yunxiu, although he has the happiness of working overtime at night, but since then he has lost the joy of burning tobacco.

Don't look at Chu Yunxiu smoking by herself, but she doesn't allow Ye Nuo to smoke, the only thing Ye Nuo can get over is to lie down in Chu Yunxiu's arms when Chu Yunxiu is smoking, rub a little second-hand smoke from Chu Yunxiu's nose, and barely make ends meet.

But how can secondhand smoke be enjoyable? Only a puff of cigarette with a cigarette holder in your mouth is called smoking!

The ghost knows how long he hasn't smoked, and at this time, with Ye Xiu's cheap cigarette in his mouth, Ye Nuo was so excited that tears were about to fall out.

Smoke!

You're going to kill me!

Seeing Ye Nuo's appearance that he had never smoked in eight lifetimes, Wei Chen invaded with a bun in one hand, and held a cigarette holder in his mouth, and said with a big grin: "See? Don't look at things superficially, having a girlfriend can certainly get a lot of joy, but if these joys are bought through the loss of freedom, I would rather not. ”

"What Lao Wei said is reasonable, long live the single nobles!!" Ye Xiu on the side hurriedly raised the water glass, wanting to have a toast with Wei Chen.

Wei Chen looked disgusted: "Go and go, you are not a single Wang, don't be shameless to get together with us!" ”

An Wenyi nodded violently: "That's it!" ”

After eating lunch and tea, Ye Xiu took Huang Shaotian and the others to arrange accommodation, and announced that the real set (set) training (road) would start tomorrow.

After arranging accommodation for everyone, it is free time, but a group of professional players, in addition to playing on the computer, the free time is still playing on the computer.

So soon, a group of people gathered in the training room of the Xingxin team.

Duan Yu and Tang Rou were tired of being crooked for a while, then they came to the training room, found two vacant seats to sit down, and then logged in to QQ, as soon as they logged in to QQ, Duan Yu found that the group of professional players he had just added a few days ago already had 99+ information, which was quite lively.

Clicking on the group chat, Duan Yu scanned the information.

Ghost Puzzle (Fang Rui): Are you eating instant noodles and steamed buns?

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): After eating, it is fragrant.

Ghost Mystery (Fang Rui): You didn't go, you eat a ghost!

Tang Sanda (Tang Hao): I ate it, it was sweet and sour, spicy, soft and delicious.

Shaoguang Chang (Zhao Yuzhe): Except for being a little more expensive, everything is good.

Wind City Yanyu (Chu Yunxiu): It's okay, such a big plate is only more than a hundred, which is not expensive.

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Really? I want to come to Xingxin for a three-day trip at my own expense.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): It won't be long before a new season begins, by the way, have you received a new endorsement this year?

Ghost Mystery (Fang Rui): The day before yesterday, I received an endorsement, Wugang braised tofu.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): You are so black, the endorsement of braised tofu is quite vivid.

Ghost Mystery (Fang Rui): Why are you so black, Lao Tzu is a healthy color!

Falling flowers (Yu Feng): It's okay not to mention endorsements, but I get angry when I mention endorsements!

Flying Sword (Liu Xiaobie): What's wrong with you Baihua?

Falling flowers (Yu Feng): Have the brains of the current manufacturers been eaten? Let's endorse honey again! We have become a honey professional!

Ghost Puzzle (Fang Rui): God appreciates food, are you still not satisfied? The name of your hundred flowers, when you hear it, you think of honey. Baihua brand honey must be fragrant!

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): That's indeed the case, when I was here before, I also endorsed honey every year!

Flowers are blooming (Zou Yuan): I think it's good to endorse honey, at least the honey is enough, and don't spend money to buy it.

Scenery Kill (Yang Cong): Let me give you a little advice, in fact, you three flowers, you can go to endorse a honey brand alone, I have thought of the brand name for you, just call it three little wildflowers, to ensure that honey sells well.

Bullet rain (Zheng Xuan): I think it's okay.

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Three little delicate flowers, endorsement top quack.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Eldest grandson, who do you say is Xiaojiaohua!!

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Of course it's you, Lele.

Shi Buzhuan (Zhang Xinjie): The honey of the three little bees brand endorsed by your Baihua before is good, and the captain and I bought five boxes each.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Uh, it's really fake, buy so much, isn't it that you and Lao Han have been drinking honey every day in the past few years?

Desert Lonely Smoke (Han Wenqing): Well, it's quite sweet.

Jun Moxiao (Ye Xiu): No wonder I didn't win the championship this year, I drink honey every day, the little days are too sweet, and I have no motivation!

Desert Lonely Smoke (Han Wenqing): Get out!

Windy City Yanyu (Chu Yunxiu): Honey is good for your skin, if you don't want it, send it to me, Mu Mu, do you want it?? @沐雨橙风

Muyu Orange Wind (Su Mucheng): Yunxiu I want it! I love to drink honey syrup!

Duan Yu glanced at 99 unread messages, and then someone sent out a new message.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): After chatting for most of the day, there are only ninety-nine unread messages, and it seems that the group is so quiet today. With such good weather, did everyone stop talking?

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): #翻白眼, you are the noisiest person today.

Flowers are in chaos (Zhang Jiale): Grandson, why do you always dismantle my platform today! Let's talk about good love, you don't love me anymore!? #恼火.

As soon as Zhang Jiale said this, the whole group was suddenly petrified.

This material is too exciting, right??

Luan Luoyinchen (Dai Yanqi): #惊吓

Don't dare to return your hand (Shu Kexin): #惊吓

Who doesn't bow their heads (Shu Keyi): #惊吓

Falling flowers (Yu Feng): #惊吓

Duhuo (Xu Bin): #惊吓

Lin Darkgrass Surprise (Li Hua): #惊吓

Muyu Orange Wind (Su Mucheng): #惊吓

Flying Sword (Liu Xiaobie): #惊吓

Lou Lan (Lou Guanning): #惊吓

Seeing more than a hundred "#惊吓" expressions, Zhang Jiale suddenly became anxious.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): That's not what it meant!! Don't think crookedly!!

Jun Moxiao (Ye Xiu): Hehe!!

Flowers are in chaos (Zhang Jiale):, Ye Xiu, you hehe, technetium, get out! Don't appear in front of me!

Jun Moxiao (Ye Xiu): Lele, do you know why the group is so quiet today?

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): How do I know? ?

Jun Moxiao (Ye Xiu): Because Huang Shaotian didn't speak today!

Zhang Jiale also reacted, today the group chat sent hundreds of messages, but none of them were sent by Huang Shaotian, this is not the same as usual, in the usual hundreds of messages, basically two-thirds of them were sent by Huang Shaotian, and today there is none, it's too strange.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): That's right! Why didn't Huang Shao speak today? Did you Xingxin poison the instant noodles and make him dumb?!

Burst!

Seeing Zhang Jiale's news, Duan Yu couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of water.

Sending messages in the QQ group is typing with your hands, not with your mouth, so it doesn't affect the group chat if it's dumb.

Zhang Jiale, this is too funny, right?

At this time, an honest man stood up and kindly reminded.

One inch gray (Qiao Yifan): Senior Zhang, dumb people can also chat in the group chat.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Ugh! It seems to be too. So what did you do to him? @君莫笑.

Jun Moxiao (Ye Xiu): I didn't do anything, I just accidentally banned him.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): ......

Jun Moxiao (Ye Xiu): Dare to argue with the administrator, be careful and ban you.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): I went to training, goodbye!!

Zhang Jiale immediately admitted and slipped away.

He hasn't forgotten the rules of the occupational group.

[Group management is the sky, offend the management and ban it!] 】

Nima, the administrator can't afford to mess with it!

However, Zhang Jiale didn't really slip away, but just replaced his avatar "online" with "invisible", so that his avatar in the group was gray, that is, offline.

However, as soon as he changed to stealth, he was brought out by Duan Yu @.

Yijian (Duan Yu): @百花缭乱, senior, when will you come to Xingxin for training?

As soon as Duan Yu's news came out, he immediately shocked everyone.

Flying Sword (Liu Xiaobie): Zhang Jiale went to Xingxin?

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Really?

Ghost Mystery (Fang Rui): Why don't I believe it?

Shaoguang Chang (Zhao Yuzhe): Isn't it fragrant to retire in Batu? Why did you go to Xingxin? Babysitter for their group of newcomers?

A group of professional players talked about it and didn't believe it.

However, if the invisible Zhang Jiale was treacherous, his avatar suddenly flashed.

Flowers (Zhang Jiale): @一剑, the first day of the tenth season was reported on time!

As soon as this news came out, it was as if a boulder had been dropped in the lake, and a thousand waves were suddenly set off!

Zhang Jiale really went to Xingxin!

Although Zhang Jiale is old, he is also an all-star god-level existence, and running to Xingxin will undoubtedly greatly enhance Xingxin's strength.

Next season, Xingxin should not be underestimated!

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ps: Thanks to the boring cat cat for rewarding 5000 reading coins!

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