Chapter 5: Pit yourself
The small roads in the fields are full of traffic, the strange flowers and plants are staggered, and the air is extremely fresh.
The scenery along the way has improved the dull mood of Xiao Ming and the two, Taoism often says that heaven and man are one, and characters are naturally born, and now they have arrived at this place where the aura of heaven and earth gathers, whether it is the mind or the body, it is like being baptized and becoming thorough.
"These herbs are priceless!" Dong Chunyu looked at these strange flowers and plants in surprise, his eyes were glowing with green, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he reached out to pick them.
"Stop! Don't pick it! Damn, you picked it, what should I do?" Xiao Ming hurriedly drank and grabbed Dong Chunyu's salty pig hands.
"Hehe, who wants to pick it, it's just touching! Touch!" Dong Chunyu smiled lewdly, and there was an indescribable smile in those eyes, which made Xiao Ming shiver.
"What do you want to do with the two little ghosts over there, you dare to steal Uncle Ben's herbs, you are looking for death!" Suddenly a furious and old man came from afar.
Xiao Ming and the others couldn't help but look at the place where the sound came from, and then they froze, why? Because they only saw two feet.
"Poof!" In no particular order, Xiao Ming and the others flew out upside down, rolling down into the field on the side like a rolling gourd, and overwhelming a field of medicinal herbs along the way!
"Whoa, yes, you! How dare you crush my herbs!Damn!Damn!" Before he finished speaking, his body moved and kicked again.
At this time, Xiao Ming hadn't figured out the situation yet, his mind was full of mush, why was he kicked? Who is that old man......? Bad luck!
But when a cold wind is about to reach his back, he is like an initiation, this is going to play with his life!
The body quickly rolled quickly, and Dong Chunyu, who was still covering his face and complaining bitterly, hurriedly rolled to the other side, leaving a mess along the way that looked like it had been rolled by 10,000 grass and mud horses.
"Damn! You still dare to do sabotage! Angry with me! Angry at me!" The old man looked at the Lingtian after Xiao Ming and the others rolled over, his face was full of pain, and he raised his "Heavenly Remnant God Leg" again and kicked at Xiao Ming and the others fiercely.
"Slow! Slow!" Seeing this situation, Xiao Ming hurriedly shouted, he vaguely knew the identity of the old man, if he offended him now, he would definitely suffer in the future.
But it was too late to repent, and Xiao Ming could only reach out and hold the old man's leg in his hand, "We are good citizens!
"Good people, hmph, tell me what you're here for. The old man put away his legs, folded his hands around his chest and said, "If you don't make it clear today, I'll kill you."
"We are new disciples, my name is Xiao Ming, his name is Dong Chunyu, I was assigned to manage this spiritual field, and he was a woodcutter, now we just want to go to the house over there to find a place to rest. Xiao Ming said simply.
"What are you talking about? You've been assigned here to take care of Lingtian? Bullshit! After all these years, I haven't heard of anyone being assigned to take care of Lingtian. If you are new disciples, I believe that it has been 20 years. You're definitely thieves, you're here with my herbs, damn it!" The old man looked incredulous, and raised his foot to kick it.
"Wait! Really, I'm really here to take care of this Lingtian. Xiao Ming wanted to cry without tears, when he met this kind of person who said that it was equivalent to fart, he couldn't beat or scold, Xiao Ming had to eat Coptis chinensis dumbly.
"Boy, you treat me as stupid! My old man Bai is a pharmacist who doesn't know who in this Baiyun Temple, and I have been taking care of this Lingtian for nearly a hundred years, and I have never heard of anyone who will be assigned the position of guarding Lingtian. Say, What is your whereabout?" The old man Bai looked at each other, looking like he was in charge of this territory, and what I said was what I said.
"Forehead......" Xiao Ming was speechless, and he didn't know what to say for a long time. He has no evidence for this, and he really can't prove anything.
"Hmph! Dead old man! We all said our identities, you don't believe it, this is called vexatiousness, without saying a word, it's just a kick, this is called violence, as an old man, disrespectful for the old, is there a person like you?" Dong Chunyu, who was on the side, finally came back to his senses, and his hot temperament was a burst of scolding as soon as he came out, which made Xiao Ming's head get stuck for a while.
The atmosphere became weird, and after listening to Dong Chunyu's scolding, the old man actually chose to be silent, was this extremely angry or did he realize his mistake? Xiao Ming was confused.
After a long time, the old man suddenly smiled, "Okay, okay, even if you are good citizens, but what about my herbs, you must give me an explanation today!" The old man's tone softened a little, and he seemed to really realize his mistake.
But for Xiao Ming, it's better not to know it, now that he has crushed so many herbs, people have to pay for it, do you still say with a serious face, it's all your fault? Or pat your chest and shout, wrapped in my hand, these herbs are all small things, not enough to worry about?
Xiao Ming is a little broken child, at most he is a little farmer who knows a little kung fu, now it's good, people ask you to pay for medicinal materials, this is simply Xiao Ming's life!
"Dong Chunyu, look at the good things you have done, now that people are asking us to compensate for medicinal materials, what should we do?" Xiao Ming couldn't think of a way for a while, so he had to ask Dong Chunyu.
"You ask me?" Dong Chunyu was even more simply, pointing at himself with one hand and touching his head with the other, "I don't know, you just sell yourself!"
Hearing this, Xiao Ming was stunned and sold his body...... This...... You're kidding me, and my heart suddenly became angry, "Get out!"
Xiao Ming pointed his hand into the distance and shouted loudly, I don't care what his identity is, tell him to sell himself? What kind of is this.
"Okay, I'll get out, I'll get out, you take your time, I'll get out!" Dong Chunyu's face was full of flattery, and he ran away, his legs agitating like a diner getting chopsticks.
"Huh-" Xiao Ming looked at Dong Chunyu's embarrassed figure of "rolling" away, his mood finally improved, and even his mind was much clearer...... No, wait, why did I tell him to get out! Isn't this a pit for himself?
Suddenly, Xiao Ming felt the heavens and the earth spin, and he almost fainted to the ground.
"You're a righteous man!" said the old man, stroking his beard, which was as white as the first snow.
At this moment, Xiao Ming really wanted to vomit a hundred liters of blood, this was self-inflicted.
"However, have you figured out how to compensate me for my medicinal herbs?" the old man continued.
"Gollum-" Xiao Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Can you sell yourself?" The voice was like a mosquito, and Xiao Ming was out of options......