Chapter 7: Cultivating the Essence of the First Essence
It's time to return to the dormitory, and the Jiba Guti in the dormitory has already had roommates back to school.
As soon as he entered the dormitory, Jiba Guti poked his head out of the bunk to greet him and said, "I'm back." ”
"Well, aren't you having fun at home these days?" Luo Yongshun asked.
"It's ok. Jibaguti said, "What have you been doing these days? "Shake a cigarette and come over.
Luo Yongshun took the cigarette and said: "I, it's not that you don't know, there is a ghost old man pestering me, of course I go to some Taoist temples, temples and the like." ”
"Didn't you get it done last time to go back to Huayan Temple?!Here you go again?"
"Yes. But it's already done!" Luo Yongshun said, lit a cigarette and told him about going to Laojun Cave, only the gourd and Laojun Cave were beaten by a fat girl and didn't say anything, one is a baby, and the other is a shame, but later, once Luo Yongshun said that he leaked his mouth and told the fat girl about it, and was laughed at by his classmates for a long time.
"Immortals?!Have you seen Taishang Laojun?!Hell? After listening to this, Jiba Guti was surprised and said, "Have you just escaped from the mental hospital?!" Jiba Guti's tone was surprised and teased.
"Cut, how is that possible?!Forget it, believe it or not. Luo Yongshun said, "Have you had dinner?"
"After eating, the lights are about to go out, don't you wash up?" Maybe it's because it's boring, and the two of them are chatting about unnutritious topics. Then they all played on the bunk with their mobile phones.
Suddenly, the dormitory was pitch black, only the mobile phone emitted a somewhat pale light, only to hear Luo Yongshun say: "Nima, this lights out scared me!
At this time, Jiba Guti said with a smile: "Haha I just asked you to wash, don't you go, you deserve it!"
"Don't be afraid, there is a mobile phone. Hehe!" Because of the blind fire of the black light, Luo Yongshun hummed a song out of tune to wash.
"With me here, what are you afraid of?" a voice suddenly said in Luo Yongshun's ear.
"Poof", "cough, cough, cough", Luo Yongshun, who was brushing his teeth, was so frightened by the sudden sound that he spit out half of his mouthwash and swallowed half of it. Luo Yongshun thought for a while before remembering that this was Hu Yuxuan's voice.
"Forgot me so soon?!" Hu Yuxuan said.
"What are you doing?" asked Jibbaguti.
"You don't say hello!" Luo Yongshun said.
"Sazi?" asked Jibaguti, a little strangely.
"Ahem" Luo Yongshun suddenly thought that Hu Yuxuan's voice could only be heard by himself, and he could talk to him psychologically, so he hurriedly continued to cough to cover up what he said wrongly, "Ahem, it's okay, it's just that I accidentally choked while humming and brushing my teeth just now." "And he said in his heart, 'I'll tell you later, you gourd baby.'" 'Ahh
"Hahaha, did you see a ghost again?!" Jiba Gu sneered.
"Why, God helped me catch the ghost first. Luo Yongshun endured the pain in his chest and said. After finishing speaking, he was afraid that Hu Yuxuan would come out like that again, so he quickly rinsed his mouth and began to wash his feet.
Jiba Guti said, "Be careful. ”
"I know the old," Luo Yongshun said absentmindedly.
Luo Yongshun, who was lying on the bed after washing, said to Hu Yuxuan psychologically: "I'll go, it hurts me to death!
"I think you're still alive and well! Who told you to call me a gourd baby without a long memory, can those stupid babies made up by you humans compare with me? The path of cultivation is like sailing against the current, and if you don't advance, you will retreat!" Hu Yuxuan said.
"Got it, I'll try. Besides, cultivation is a good thing, how can I not work hard! When I sleep on the top bunk, I am cultivating, and people will say that I am mentally ill. Luo Yongshun replied in his heart.
"Just know that cultivation is good. You don't have to care too much about what other people think, it's fine. Hu Yuxuan said.
Luo Yongshun spent all night cross-legged on the bunk.
In the morning, Ji Bagu went to the toilet, and when he saw Luo Yongshun's appearance, he shook his head and walked towards the toilet, thinking to himself, 'This guy can't be mentally ill, right?!' After going to the toilet, he looked at Luo Yongshun curiously.
Luo Yongshun, who was cultivating, felt that there was a gaze looking at him, and then it was gone, and after a while, it came again. When I opened my eyes, I saw the curious gaze of Jiba Guti.
"What's wrong?" "Are you alright?" asked together.
"I'm practicing!" replied Luo Yongshun. At this time, Luo Yongshun heard Hu Yuxuan's voice in his ear: "The first step in cleansing the essence and cutting the marrow: detoxification." Almost!"
"What?" Luo Yongshun asked curiously. As soon as the words fell, I hurriedly rushed into the toilet, and after a while, 'crackling'. A strange smell emanated.
"It's so ugly! Xinjiang won't be like it, right?!" Ji Baguti said without saying a word, and rushed out of the dormitory with his clothes.
Luo Yongshun felt that he was about to be fainted, the whole person was dizzy, and his whole body was smoked and weak, and he finally reached out and turned on the faucet to flush the toilet, thinking in his heart, 'Why don't I faint?!'
At this time, the gourd on Luo Yongshun's chest emitted purple light, slowly enveloping Luo Yongshun's head, separating the smell from Luo Yongshun, and Luo Yongshun woke up without smelling the smell. After going to the toilet, Luo Yongshun began to flush the toilet with water non-stop, and the purple light on Luo Yongshun's head had dissipated, Luo Yongshun smelled the smell again, Luo Yongshun, who couldn't stand it, turned on the water, hurriedly ran out of the dormitory with his clothes, closed the door and went to the supermarket to buy some air fresheners and so on, things that can deodorize.
As soon as I returned to school, I saw a lot of students on the playground and heard a lot of discussions, "Who is this, what are you doing? It stinks!"
"Nima, it can't be that your body stinks, right?!"
Luo Yongshun blushed a little, and hurriedly ran into the dormitory with his things, and some voices came from behind, "Who is this brother, so brave!
"Isn't that what this guy did?!"
Luo Yongshun rushed into the dormitory, endured the stench that had not yet dissipated, and began to deodorize.
An hour later, Luo Yongshun rushed out of the dormitory and began to vomit, and many flavors in the dormitory were mixed together, and Luo Yongshun was sick to his stomach!