Chapter 9 Stealing chickens does not make a bowl of rice
Zhang Zhe decided to use laxatives to take revenge on Old Man Zhao, but here he had no place to get laxatives, so he could only configure them himself, so he began to learn herbal knowledge. On the second floor was the Scripture Pavilion, into which he got into it as soon as he got into it. It took him two whole days to finally find a pill that could refine a dilute in a book that sorted out low-level pills. He doesn't know how to refine the elixir, but it doesn't matter, it just so happens that the power of the elixir is too great, and he is afraid that Old Man Zhao will have a problem.
Equal proportions into the medicine, grinding out the powder, mixed together and directly into his rice, as for whether it has any effect, then we will talk.
Not to mention that it really works, Zhang Zhe personally experimented with it.
That morning, when Zhang Zhe was serving rice, he put the medicinal powder in Old Man Zhao's bowl, and saw him drink all the bowl of porridge before eating. In less than half an hour, Zhang Zhe's stomach was dying of pain, and he went to the toilet impatiently, and his legs were weak after a whole day.
Sure enough, it was an old man with a black belly, and he quietly changed the bowl. After squatting for a long time, Zhang Zhe figured out that Old Man Zhao changed his bowl and ate the medicine by himself, which is really amazing.
"But I won't give up easily, you old man with a black belly, ready for the next wave of my wrath, then I will be more ruthless, and you will be more miserable. "Hahaha!!" Zhang Zhe was numb in his legs in the toilet and couldn't get up, but he was still fantasizing about how to trick Old Man Zhao.
For the next ten days, Feng Hao observed Old Man Zhao's behavior and habits every day, while learning to make trap mechanisms, and even compressed the cultivation time to night, although he only practiced for three hours a day before going to sleep.
That night, he felt that his studies and plans had been perfected and he was ready to start making traps.
Zhang Zhe cultivated until midnight, then got up and listened carefully to Old Man Zhao's room, and when he heard that he was already asleep, Zhang Zhe quietly slipped out of the room and came to the courtyard.
After eating tomorrow morning, Old Man Zhao will go to the utility room to get tools and clean the entire yard, and the trigger point of the trap is set on this necessary road, in order to be on the safe side, he has set up a total of three trigger points.
The first one is stampede, digging a small pit, placing an inclined plank, and falling it with a thin wire, as soon as you step on it, it will pull the trap and launch the trap behind. The planks are almost flush with the ground, and you can't see them unless you look closely.
The second is the common tripping rope style, a thin silver wire is directly connected to the trap behind it, and it is easy to kick when walking by, and the kick will trigger the trap behind. The thin silver filament was found in the utility room, and it was quite sturdy, and Zhang Zhe kept getting it with his bare hands.
The third one is more complicated, it is a water droplet, as long as Old Man Zhao comes out of the attic, there will be a sense of water droplets, and almost exactly after the second one, it will automatically trigger the mechanism. In order to get this long, Feng Hao learned a formation.
The traps in the back are: a honeycomb falling from the sky, a bucket next to it, a watermelon peel under the feet and a mace under the buttocks. This set ensured that Old Man Zhang was embarrassed.
"Hahaha!" Zhang Zhe let out a low and sinister laugh when he thought of Old Man Zhao's miserable appearance after being rectified.
Zhang Zhe was already about to dawn after finishing the day, and he had no desire to sleep at all, lying on the bed quietly waiting for that great moment to come, and from time to time he let out obscene laughter.
After a while, he heard the sound of Old Man Zhao getting up to wash and prepare breakfast, Zhang Zhe couldn't wait to get up and wash, he couldn't wait.
After breakfast, Old Man Zhao didn't go to get the cleaning tools as soon as possible, but called Zhang Zhe and said, "You haven't taken the pills for cultivation during this time, come and get them with me." ”
"Oh, okay. can see his embarrassed appearance up close, of course Zhang Zhe will not refuse.
On the path of the courtyard, Zhang Zhe followed behind the old man Zhao, his eyes staring closely at the feet of the old man.
"Damn, I actually stepped over. At the first trigger point, Zhang Zhe saw that Old Man Zhao happened to step over the plank, and couldn't help but secretly regret it.
After a few steps, the second trigger point was reached, and Old Man Zhao suddenly turned around and said, "By the way, that you ......" Zhang Zhe was staring at Old Man Zhao's feet tightly, and was startled by his sudden turn around, and unconsciously took half a step back.
"Click!" was the sound of the wooden plank hitting the ground, hearing this sound, Zhang Zhe suddenly reacted, looked up suddenly, and sure enough, a hornet's nest the size of a human head fell.
"Buzz!", "Ahh
After a while, Zhang Zhe was lying in front of Old Man Zhao with his head full of bags, wet all over, and blood on his buttocks.
"Oh, little master, are you okay, why did you accidentally make it look like this? Old man Zhao looked down at the miserable Zhang Zhe, said with concern on his face, and then stretched out his hand to help Zhang Zhe up.
"It's okay because I accidentally didn't notice these things. Zhang Zhe wanted to cry without tears.
"Uncle Zhao, seeing me like this, there is no way to get things with you, I'll go back to the house to clean up first, and you can send the things directly to my room in a while." Zhang Zhe said expressionlessly, and without waiting for Old Man Zhao to answer, he turned around and walked towards the attic.
"No problem, I'll send it to you in a moment. Old man Zhao looked at Zhang Zhe's miserable back, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled slightly.
In the house, Zhang Zhe stripped naked and lay on the bed, blood was still oozing from his buttocks, and he was thinking about life expressionlessly.
"Bang bang bang. "Little master. Outside the door, Old Man Zhao shouted while knocking on the door.
"Come in, the door is not struck. Zhang Zhe replied weakly in the room.
Old man Zhao pushed the door into the house, came to Zhang Zhe's side, stretched out his hand to hand over the porcelain bottle, and then said: "Little master, this is the elixir you need to use in your cultivation, I also took the wound medicine for you, can I apply it for you?"
"Leave this here, I'll make it myself in a moment. Zhang Zhe pointed to the pillow and said.
"Okay, I'll go out first, I haven't cleaned the yard yet. Old man Zhao put down a paper bag and said.
"Hmm. Zhang Zhe didn't reply, and snorted lightly. Hearing this, Old Man Zhao walked out of Zhang Zhe's room lightly and helped him close the door by the way.
On the bed, Zhang Zhe picked up the paper bag and fell into deep thought, opened the paper bag after a while, sprinkled the medicine powder evenly on his buttocks, and then continued to ponder.
Zhang Zhe thought about it for a morning, and finally figured out one thing, he couldn't get that bad old man, he was the one who suffered every time, so he would still cultivate with peace of mind in the future and chase immortality.
The effect of the wound medicine was very good, only one morning, Zhang Zhe's buttocks had scabbed over, and he couldn't feel any pain, he got dressed and went out to find Old Man Zhao.
Out of the attic, Zhang Zhe saw that Old Man Zhao was pruning the tree, he walked to Old Man Zhao without hurry, bowed deeply at 90 degrees and said, "Uncle Zhao, I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”
Old man Zhao didn't reply when he heard it, and said with a smile: "There is no right or wrong to make some innocuous little jokes in your own home, but when you go out in the future, you must be cautious, and don't be hostile to others casually." ”
"Yes, I see. Zhang Zhe still didn't get up, and replied sincerely.
Old man Zhao turned around and helped Zhang Zhe up, and said with relief: "Well, it's good to understand, work hard to cultivate in the future, and live for a long time, don't think about me like this, nothing will happen." ”
"Yes, I'll try. Zhang Zhe's tone was firm, "Then I'll go back first?"
"Well, go ahead. ”
Zhang Zhe turned around and walked towards the attic. Looking at Zhang Zhe's firm steps, Old Man Zhao showed a relieved smile.
When he came to the Shaguang Holy Land for the first time, Zhang Zhe was sturdy.