Chapter 193: Evil rectification of Shen Nan
After seeing this matter clearly, Li Yao was even happy, he knew that Shen Nanchang, who was recorded in history, was a middle-aged man when he was Wu Zetian's male pet, because he was middle-aged, and he usually worked as a doctor in the Tai Hospital, and he tasted more medical tests, so his function was a little lacking.
Every time he was happy with Wu Zetian, he had to take a lot of medicine to be stubborn, and he could be regarded as being squeezed dry by Wu Zetian, and then Shen Nanchang died on this aphrodisiac, saying that he was the most unlucky among men, and it is estimated that this statement is not fake, do you think Li Yao will be happy?
Li Yao stood there looking at Shen Nan's back and smirked, but Shen Zhizong looked at him puzzled, and asked, "Lord Feng, what are you laughing at?" That's the dog Nan'an, if there is anything to offend the adult, please also ask the lord Haihan." ”
"Offended? Where do you start, he didn't offend me, I just admired him, so let's go in with him, and supervise him by the way!" Li Yaole replied.
After speaking, he ignored Shen Zhizong, raised his leg and walked towards the inside of the hall, leaving the imperial doctors in the hall in place, and letting them stand there in a daze.
And after Li Yao walked in, he found that behind the hall in the front yard of this Tai Hospital, there was a lobby, which was not big, not small, and it was full of medicine shelves, and there were a lot of precious medicinal materials that could not be seen outside.
However, this kind of thought only flashed in Li Yao's mind for a moment, and was instantly suppressed back by Li Yao, and the smell of medicine in the lobby was also choking, Li Yao couldn't stand it, stretched out his hand to cover his nose, and looked in the lobby for a while, Li Yao found Shen Nanchang who was dispensing medicine in the corner.
stepped forward to take a look, and Li Yao found that this Shen Nanchang was indeed very handsome and carefree, as Li Yao said before, he was a very calm man.
How can you say that he is calm?
Li Yao walked to his side, he didn't have any nervousness, just quietly turned his head and said to Li Yao: "Lord Feng, the smell of medicine in this medicine hall is too strong, I advise Lord Feng to go out quickly! lest you can't stand the smell of medicine for a while, and you will be dizzy." ”
"Don't be afraid, that ...... Shen Nanchang, right?" Li Yao put his hand down, forcibly endured the smell of medicine in the medicine hall, and asked in a slumped voice.
"It's the villain. Shen Nanchang replied to Li Yao with a respectful face.
Li Yao stretched out his hand and touched his chin, looking at his handsome Chinese face, with a bad smile on his face, Shen Nanchang was not scared by Li Yao's smile hiding a knife, but he has always been used to such calmness and calmness, and will not show it on his face, of course, he directly understood Li Yao's bad smile as a knife hidden in a smile, but in fact, Li Yao is not hiding a knife in a smile, but laughing at his inaction.
After laughing for a while, Li Yao also had the heart to ridicule this Shen Nanchang.
Deliberately stopping his smile, Li Yao pretended to be a master, and said to Shen Nanchang: "When I was outside the palace before, I learned some divination and portrait techniques, and after watching you for so long, I saw some big problems with you, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not." ”
"If Lord Feng has something to say, please speak directly, and the villain listens. Shen Nanchang replied calmly as always.
But he was thinking in his heart, Lao Tzu is the doctor of the Tai Hospital, do I have any big problems, I don't know in my own heart, you are still fucking pretending here, saying that I have a big problem? If it weren't for the fact that you were holding the Queen Mother's special order, Lao Tzu would have blasted you out a long time ago.
Shen Nanchang thought like this in his heart for a while, but he didn't dare to say it at all, for fear of offending Li Yao, Li Yao naturally didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, but pretended to stare at Shen Nanchang's face deeply, and said quietly: "You have been sleeping recently, are you not sleeping well at night, and then often get up at night, occasionally your back hurts, and you are a little unhelpful in the next three or five days?"
"Ah...... Lord Feng, you ......" Shen Nanchang was originally dissatisfied with Li Yao and thought that he was pretending, but when he said this, Shen Nanchang was dumbfounded on the spot.
Li Yao was really right at all, everything was right for him, and he even doubted whether the kid in front of him really learned what divination and hanging pictures as he said, which really calmed Shen Nanchang, at this moment, he was standing there with his mouth wide open, stunned for a while.
Li Yao said happily in his heart: "Knock you on this unlucky appearance, when you see that you have kidney deficiency, do you still need to say it? It's just that at this time in the Tang Dynasty, medicine is not so developed, and I don't know much about such things as kidney deficiency. ”
Of course, Li Yao just said this in his heart, he wouldn't say it in front of Shen Nanchang, after being stunned for a while, Li Yao saw Shen Nanyan's appearance in a daze, and then he smiled and said: "I'm telling you, you'd better get something to eat now, and take care of your body, otherwise in a few years, you will really be finished." ”
"End...... It's over?" Shen Nanchang asked.
"Oh! That's what it means to go to the West Heaven. Li Yao replied to Shen Nanchang angrily.
Shen Nanchang was frightened on the spot, and hurriedly stretched out her hand to pull Li Yao, and asked anxiously, "Lord Feng, are you saying that I only have a few years to live?"
"No, as long as you eat better, condition better, and regulate your kidneys, you probably will be fine, you know what I mean, right? Eat more bed bugs! Cockroaches! Something, these things are very tonic for the kidneys, eat a year or two and you will be fine, remember, ten bed bugs and ten cockroaches are a medicine, a medicine decoction of three bowls of water, boiled into a bowl of water, and eat it with the medicine with insects, make up!" Li Yaoqiang couldn't help laughing, pretending to be a Jianghu Lang pulling home remedies, Niu B replied to Shen Nanchang with a bang.
Shen Nanchang listened stupidly on the spot.
Since he was ten years old, he has been studying in Tai Hospital with his father Shen Zhizong, and he thinks that he has unique insights in medicine, not to mention that he knows a lot about medicines, but he also knows a lot, but he has never heard of it, what bed bugs and cockroaches are fried in three bowls of water, which can be eaten with insects and can also tonify the kidneys.
Thinking of this, Shen Nanchang also asked tentatively: "Lord Feng, aren't you fixing me? I have been studying medicine for decades, but I really don't know that bed bugs and cockroaches can still give people tonic." ”
"You don't believe it?" Li Yao asked rhetorically.
"Of course, Master Feng, don't be joking with me. Shen Nanchang pulled her face and replied to Li Yao with some anger.
Li Yao thought to himself, Lao Tzu has never eaten pork, and he has never seen a pig run? In the 21st century, he also knows what kind of disease to take, what the cause is, not to mention all kinds of things, at least he can say a seven, seven, eight, eight, eight, or eight, if you want to take one random to coax this Shen Nanchang, isn't it easy?
Thinking of this, Li Yao immediately pretended to be a master and said to Shen Nanchang: "Unfortunately, I have also studied medicine for a long time, but I am not learning a decent medical stream like you, but going out of the way." ”
"Oh, isn't Lord Feng and the villain and others all considered healers?" replied indifferently.
"That's it. Li Yao bragged that B didn't make a draft, and Niu B replied to Shen Nanchang with a bang.
Shen Nanchang didn't believe it.
Li Yao didn't make a good impression on him at all since he was escorted in, and now! Li Yao immediately said that he had studied medicine, and Shen Nanchang wanted to have a good face with Li Yao to test his truth, but Li Yao had Wu Zetian's special order in his hand, and he couldn't blatantly offend him, so after thinking about it in his heart for a while, Shen Nanchang cautiously hugged his fist to Li Yao and said, "Then please ask Lord Feng for advice." ”
"Uh-huh! Well!" Li Yao cleared his throat, pretending to be profound.
After a pause for a few seconds, Li Yao said to Shen Nanchang: "This "Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon" It is said that there are five layers of heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys in the human body, relative to the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, the heart is the main bloodline, the heart is hidden in the spirit, the five elements belong to the fire, the heart is in the body and the veins, the splendor is in the face, the heart is in the tongue, the heart is in the will for joy, the heart is in the liquid for sweat, the heart is connected with the summer qi; the liver is the main drain, the liver hides the blood, the liver hides the soul, the five elements belong to the wood, the liver is in the body and the tendons, the flower is in the claw, the liver is in the eye, the liver is in the will for anger, the liver is in the liquid for the tears, the liver is in the spring and the spring is connected; the spleen is the main movement, the spleen is in the body, the spleen is the earth, the spleen is in the body and the flesh, the main limbs, the spleen is in the mouth of the mouth, the spleen is in the will for thinking, the spleen is in the liquid for salivation, the spleen is in the long summer; the lungs are the main subdued, the lungs are hidden, the five elements are gold, the lungs are in the body and the skin, and the spleen is in the hairThe lungs are the nose in the orifice, the larynx is the gateway of the lungs, the lungs are sorrowful in the zhi, the lungs are in the liquid for the mucus, and the lungs are connected with the autumn qi; the kidneys are the main qi, the kidneys are the essence, the five elements belong to the water, the kidneys are in the body and the bones, the marrow is born, the flowers are in the hair, the kidneys are in the ears and the two yin, the kidneys are in the zhi for fear, the kidneys are in the liquid for saliva, and the kidneys are in the winter air.
To sum up, the five elements should be five, and the meeting table can determine the inside, so just now I only looked at your face and skin, etc., and I can determine that there is a deficiency of kidney blood in your body, which should be greatly supplemented!"
"This ......" Shen Nanchang originally thought that Li Yao was just a person who bragged and didn't make drafts, and he didn't know any medical skills, but as soon as Li Yao said this, Shen Nanchang was speechless on the spot.
Of course, in Shen Nanchang's view, what Li Yao said was the classic philosophy of medical theory, and it was worth learning from him, but he didn't know that what Li Yao said was all what he saw in the library in the 21 st century.
If Shen Nanchang knew that Li Yao just opened his mouth and copied the words from the medical book, he would have been depressed for three days and three nights, and Li Yao saw Shen Nanchang so stunned, he knew that he really coaxed Shen Nanyan when he said that nonsense just now.
Next, it was difficult for Shen Nanchang to believe him or not, Li Yao thought that in the next year or two, Shen Nanchang would have to eat bed bugs and cockroaches every day, and he was happy! Li Yao didn't think about whether he lacked virtue, anyway, he just wanted to fix this Shen Nanchang now, who made him the second most famous male pet in Wu Zetian's life?