Volume 2 The Manifestation of Long Wei Chapter 40 A Wonderful Five Steps
"The soup specially used to entertain you, Arthur, my good friend, your golden rooster, I'll release it in a moment, let's drink it first, how about it?"
Draxel pretended to send someone to release the golden rooster, and at the same time instructed Lao Ao to quickly serve all the good wine and food.
"Hey, no problem, drink first, drink first!" Without saying a word, Arthur picked up a large jar and poured it into his mouth.
The Nords are the barbarians of the north, uninhibited and without so many cumbersome etiquette, and they are the model of rough warriors who drink a lot of wine and eat a lot of meat.
At this moment, Draxel had all the plans in mind, and the first step was to get this good guy drunk and turn him from a blonde hunk into a puddle of mud.
The second step is to seal him off in his lord's hall to avoid a night war between the two countries, and other Swadia lords pass by and capture him.
The third step, when he woke up from a hangover, told him that he had drunk too much, and the wine was strong, so he slaughtered his golden rooster to help the fun, and also ate chicken soup by the way, which can be regarded as fulfilling his dream of eating golden rooster.
The fourth step, when he led his troops to attack the Nord Kingdom, he brought Arthur with him, covered him by himself, let Arthur return home safely, and then picked individual Nord lords to attack.
The fifth step is to defeat an unlucky guy in a certain Nord kingdom and catch this unlucky guy back for a mission, which can be regarded as completing the task assigned by the king.
Thinking about it, Draxel only felt that his wave of five-in-a-row operations was seamless and flawless.
"Haha, hahaha, hahaha!" The more I thought about it, the happier I became, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt cowy, and Draxle couldn't help but laugh.
[System prompt: I don't know what you're hilaring yourself in, please don't Versailles.] 】
This arrogant laughter, in addition to being disliked by the system, also made Arthur a little confused. "Huh? Draxel, what are you laughing at? ”
"Oh, oh, it's nothing, Arthur, I'm glad you're not here! Okay, not much to say, it's all in the wine, dry! ”
Soon, the wine passed three rounds...... Not only is the wine in the town about to be drunk, but even the wine brought by the brave Arthur himself is almost gone.
Unexpectedly, Arthur's drinking volume was amazing, the blacksmith Lao Ao, the wealthy merchant Manid, the prison warden Porcha, and Draxel took turns to toast and pour him violently, but he was not drunk, but the more he drank, the more brave he became!
Seeing that his brothers, the wealthy merchant Manid and the prison warden Porcha were already drunk and unconscious, they began to talk nonsense such as "our master must like Safiya, she is really ...... in size".
Only the blacksmith Lao Ao, who still stuck to the wine field and did not come down, looking at this scene, Draxle had a headache, and the emotional Nima plan was perfect, and the first step had not been realized so far......
Seeing that it was getting dark outside, and the horn of war could be sounded at any time, Arthur in front of him was very sober and not drunk.
If the war started at this moment, maybe Arthur would really rise up to resist and fight, and people like him would use the power of alcohol to explode the combat power, and the consequences would be unimaginable......
There is no way, it seems that I can only make this decision, take a risk, Draxel thought to himself.
"Arthur, these wines don't taste interesting to drink, I know that the wealthy merchant Manid has some precious and good wines in his private collection, waiting for me to secretly take them out and give you a taste."
"There's such a good thing!? Okay, good! Hearing that it was a precious wine, Arthur's eyes lit up with gold.
So Drassel went to Manid's room, where he found the leftovers he had studied for winemaking, some of which were so concentrated that they were comparable to industrial alcohol.
(Brief description: industrial alcohol, that is, alcohol used in industry, also known as denatured alcohol, industrial fire wine.) The purity of industrial alcohol is generally 95% and 99%, mainly produced by synthesis and brewing, the general cost of synthesis is very low, the ethanol content is high, and the ethanol content of brewed industrial alcohol is generally greater than or equal to 95%, and the methanol content is less than 1%. )
Draxel thought to himself that such a high concentration of alcohol could not be drunk, and it would definitely burn out the internal organs and cause alcohol poisoning.
After all, we want to get him drunk, not to kill him, be kind, and watch the old man process it~
He neutralized it on the spot, reduced the concentration, made some of the spirits, poured it into a bottle, and brought it out to Arthur the Brave.
Arthur didn't think much about it, he didn't hesitate to pick up the bottle and drink half of it. It's just that after drinking it, he showed a painful expression.
"Draxel, is this really a precious wine from a private collection? How did I get drunk...... Drink a smell of horse urine? ”
When Drasel heard this, he laughed in his heart, feeling that you have tasted horse urine? Know what horse urine tastes like?
At this time, the system came to dismantle the stage again: [System prompt: You can smell, you must have tasted? 】
Do you TMD die if you don't speak? If you have something to say, hold it back for me! I'm in five steps now, and I haven't achieved a single step, labor and management are in a hurry, and the system is obedient to me!
The baron beeped frantically at the system in his heart, and he was really depressed enough if he didn't help and added to the blockage! Immediately, he said to Arthur:
"Arthur, you don't know, this wine, it's the taste of this, why do I know, huh...... I drank it secretly last time, and it tasted a little strange, but it had a lot of stamina! ”
"Oh oh, I see, I said, I said, I said...... How, how, how am I a little dizzy. ”
At this moment, Arthur's face was flushed, his feet were weak, and he was staggering in his chair, as if he could not sit steadily.
Seeing that he repeated the sentence several times before he could say it, the baron secretly applauded, the heart should have been done, this is a sign before drunkenness.
So the baron glanced at Old Ao behind him, and Old Ao seemed to understand, and hurriedly stepped forward and began to toast Arthur again.
Arthur couldn't shirk it, and forced himself to take a big sip of the remaining half bottle, only to feel that his eyes gradually couldn't open, and the whole world was turning back and forth.
This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity could not be missed, and seeing that it was about to be completed, the baron stood up and made the final push.
"Arthur, we in Uxhall have a rule that you can't leave a bowl for dinner and a glass for drinking! This is the ancestor told us not to waste, come, I will accompany you to drink him! ”
After that, Draxel didn't wait for Arthur to wave his hand to refuse, and picked up the big bowl on the side, which was clearly filled with golden chicken soup instead of wine, but now Arthur was in a daze, where did he know so much?