Volume 3 Turning to the Goddess Chapter 20 My mouth is the weapon of murder

Seeing that the baron was so worried, the system ridiculed:

[System prompt: This is called the mountain to its high and the clouds and rain to rise, the water to its deep and the dragon to live, the gentleman to its way and the virtue to flow!]

Do you understand? The thousand-year-old king of the eighty-thousand-year-old turtle and the hundred-year-old snake have transformed into a dragon gorgeously, which is also very reasonable~]

Reasonable, your uncle, let's talk about it after we can fight! In the face of such a great enemy, Draxel did not dare to relax, and his eyes were firmly fixed on the water snake, for fear of missing its every move.

At this moment, the water snake looked down at Drassel in front of him, and he could only see some elementary school students who had not grown their hair on weekdays. For this strange handsome man, it also feels novel.

"Hiss~" It let out a low groan.

[Water snake: I haven't seen an adult man for hundreds of years, but I can suffocate this demon~]

"What? Adult men's meat doesn't taste as tender as elementary school students. How fragrant it is to eat them! You're in bad taste. The baron replied.

This surprised the water snake, and it couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? ”

[Water Snake: A mere ordinary man, a mediocre human being, can actually understand what this demon says? 】

"Listening to your tone, it seems that you look down on human beings? But the witch who was able to control you in the past, Little Swallow, is also human, isn't she? ”

"Hiss......"

[Water Snake: When we first met, I mentioned the girls who bothered me Yaxing, you are really a boring man......]

Drassel had fantasized before that maybe the water snake and the little swallow would be good friends. Even a master-servant relationship is possible. I hope that I can move out of the name of Xiaoyanzi to avoid a war.

Seeing that the relationship between the water snake and the little swallow is not harmonious, it seems that mentioning her has backfired.

However, the baron still decided to attack the heart, and this huge difference in body shape really made people dare not rush into hand-to-hand combat.

So he continued to hide:

"Hmm...... Water snake, do you think this is good? I don't want to be your enemy, if you are willing not to hurt the teachers and students in this academy in the future, I am also willing to do something for you, which is fair. ”

"Shhh Unexpectedly, this sentence made the water snake even more angry, and the situation became more and more intense.

[Water Snake: Fair! Harm! You deserve to mention this to me!? I have been imprisoned in this lake by the academy for hundreds of years! 】

Hearing the words of the water snake, the system secretly communicated with the baron in his heart:

[System prompt: Oh my God, I can't imagine the pain of it, Baron, I've been in your body for months, and I already feel like life is worse than death.] 】

System, you are talking as if I am abusing you, isn't it fun for the two of us to quarrel every day? But this water snake is really pitiful, and it has not even had a companion for a hundred years.

Drassell also took pity on the water snake for a while, and anyone who was lonely for so long, and had no freedom, would go crazy.

"I'm sorry, water snake, please forgive me for what I just said, I don't know the truth of the matter, can you tell me about it?"

"Sss

Water Snake: Okay. You are the first person who can understand my words, even the witches of the past can only guess my intentions, and I have not had a person to talk to for a long time, so today you will be my listener. 】

"Then I'm honored, by the way, my name is Draxle, and I'm willing to listen to you. Water snake, please start your show. ”

"Hiss......"

[Water Snake: Well, so you're the baron.] You speak in a weird tone, but I like it. Listen, the story is a long story......]

As a result, the water snake spirit spoke at length, from how he started as a snake, to how he entered the lake, to how he fought the witch and finally surrendered, and then to being threatened and oppressed by the dean.

Draxel listened to it with relish, but the more he listened to it, the more he tasted like "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and "The Legend of the White Snake......

Of course, the system raised objections, and the system thought it was more like "A Chinese Ghost Story......

But when the water snake spirit was harassed by the dean when he spoke of the back, the baron finally couldn't sit still, and became furious and said:

"What did you say!? You can transform into a human form at night!? And then the dean covets your beauty and wants to forcibly possess you, so you counterattack and kill the students!? ”

"Sss

[Water Snake: You don't need to be so surprised, when I transformed into a human form, it was a basic operation to charm and charm sentient beings, after all, the dean is also a man. 】

Hearing this, Draxle confidently raised his head and patted his chest and replied:

"Hehe, then you have never met a man like me Draxle, I have never been shaken by beauty. This dean is really a dirty person. ”

"Huh?"

[Water Snake: Is this true? I have lived for a hundred years, and all men have fallen in front of me, without exception. 】

"Maybe you'll make an exception today." The baron replied.

The water snake arrogantly said, "Hiss." ”

[Water Snake: I don't believe it. 】

This also made the baron even more interested, and he teased: "Then do you dare to try, anyway, it's night, you should be able to transform into a human form, right?" ”

"Huh!?"

[Water Snake: Baron, you have misunderstood. I'm a water snake that has cultivated for a hundred years, you are a mortal, you dare to command and order me to transform!? Who gave you courage? 】

"Of course, that is the courage that Liang Jianru gave me...... Bah, I mean to say, I am not the commander to order you, don't you wonder if I will fall under your beauty? ”

"Sss

[Water Snake: I'm not curious, I've experienced at least tens of thousands of men, and the last person who said like you didn't cry and beg me not to go. 】

Listening to this, Draxle suddenly felt that there was something wrong with logic and reason, and he retorted:

"Didn't you say that I was the first person to understand you? How do you communicate with other men? Sure enough, women are liars! ”

"Shhh

[Water Snake: Don't use your limited IQ and superficial experience to guess my endless potential! I can speak human language when I become a human! 】

The baron deliberately sneered, intending to use the agitation method, and complained in a disdainful tone: "What you just said, I will return it to you now, I don't believe it." ”

"Shhh...... Hiss! "Even though I have been cultivating for a hundred years, I am used to looking down on everything in the world, but I didn't expect that the water snake's mentality is still not good at this moment, and it is rare to get angry.

[Water Snake: Very good, very good...... Human language is so simple, how can I not learn it? Anyway, the old lady will let you see and understand today, what is a beautiful woman with all kinds of charms! 】

Hearing this, Draxel was ecstatic in his heart, hahaha! This rare scene can finally be witnessed with my own eyes.

After all, I heard that such a beautiful woman would not want to miss it. It's just that the water snake said this sentence, which couldn't help but make the baron's heart unhappy.