Volume 3 Turning to the Goddess Chapter 22 Ruoshui's stunning debut
Even Harry Pitt, who had seen a lot of magic and witchcraft, had never heard of the trick of transforming an animal into a human, and asked, "Are you telling the truth?" ”
Draxel nodded vigorously and said categorically, "I swear, it's true, if I lie, I'll be drunk tomorrow and dragged out into the street for striptease." ”
"Baron, my grandfather Harry Potter used to say that seeing is believing. So I'm going to see for myself before I can agree with what you're saying. ”
Hearing this, Draxel waved his hand frantically, and kept saying no, no, no.
"No! Absolutely not! Not suitable for children! You can't go and see! If your grandfather found out, I would be hunted down by him every day, and I wouldn't be able to beat the legendary Harry Potter. ”
"I must see it! There's no way you can stop me. A strong curiosity and thirst for knowledge filled the young Harry Pitt at the moment.
At this time, the system began to interject again: [System prompt: Oops...... I said, Baron, why are you so rigid? Sooner or later, this boy will grow up to be a man. You let him open his eyes first, can't you? 】
, come up with bad ideas, I'll ask you, if I take this little kid to see a naked girl, and then his grandfather Harry Potter comes to the door, if there is a real fight, will you help me?
[System prompt: What did you think of me?] We're half-brothers! My brother is in trouble, how can I not help? 】
So, when the system comes, will you lend me divine power?
[System prompt: That's not necessary, lend it to you, and you can't beat him.] If his grandfather, Harry Potter, does come to settle accounts with you, I'll find you a way to escape when the time comes. 】
Okay, good, very good. Get offline! Draxle scolded and ended the chat with the system......
Then, he looked at Harry Pitt, who was still a child, and said earnestly, "Listen boy, you are still too young and too tender, you really can't look at that thing." ”
"Why can't I watch it?" Harry Pitt asked rhetorically.
"Because...... Comrade, that's a naked woman, you're still underage, and it's not suitable for children! How many times have I said it! ”
"You go over first, hand her the clothes, and when you're done, I'll go over and look at them, won't you?"
"Oh, yes...... That...... That's fine. Suddenly, Draxel felt like he was mentally retarded, and his IQ was pressed to the ground by the schoolboy in front of him.
Even the system in their hearts began to laugh wildly when they heard their conversation.
[System prompt: hahaha, hahahahaha! You were embarrassed to laugh at the Amer of the Giant Eagle Tribe before that is 250, I think you are. Can't even think of such a simple thing? 】
Damn, when did I get so stupid...... Well, system, you're right this time.
Draxel didn't say any more, and took his clothes and went to find the water snake first.
A moment later, the baron came to the vicinity of the lake, and the water snake was already waiting a little impatiently.
"I said you are a dead man, and you are not an old man, why are you so slow with your hands and feet, let you get a piece of clothes, you go to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, and kowtow step by step?"
"Hey, water snake, how do you talk? I'm kind enough to bring you clothes, so you won't choke me so much, will you? ”
"What's wrong with you, hurry up and get the clothes! Or are you going to take a few more looks~"
"You...... For you to you, what a rude woman...... It's not like a female goblin who has been cultivating for more than a hundred years. ”
When giving clothes, Draxle also deliberately turned his head to look away, and this "polite eye" was a real plus.
At the same time, these words made the water snake interested, and asked: "Then you say, what should a female goblin who has cultivated for more than a hundred years look like?" ”
Draxel pondered for a moment and replied, "Hmm...... First of all, it's definitely beautiful, and you have it. Then you should not be surprised, and be more peaceful, after all, you are well-informed, how can you be like you. ”
"Hahaha, but I'm just rough and savage, don't you like it?"
"I already have someone I like."
"It's okay, you'll change your mind, men do."
"No, I won't."
The water snake looked at him and glanced back at the previous board, suddenly felt bored, and said, "Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to fight with you." Now that you've seen my transfiguration, what are you going to do next? ”
Looking at the water snake in the clothes, the bumpy figure with the flawless face is really beautiful to the heart.
After a moment of obscenity in his mind, the baron said, "What should I do?" And Ah water snake, do you have a name? I feel weird when I keep calling you water snakes. ”
"Call me Ruoshui Sanqiu. I ask you, next, are you going to help the academy deal with me, or are you going to help me deal with the dean. ”
The baron couldn't help but feel even more strange and asked, "Ruoshui Sanqiu, such a strange name, how can you call yourself like that?" ”
"Hey, you illiterate, have you ever heard that if the water is three autumns, only take one scoop to drink. How beautiful~"
When the baron heard this, he laughed, thinking to himself, you fool, and explained: ", that's called three thousand weak water, and only take one scoop to drink." You're illiterate! Sure enough, it's big-chested and brainless......"
The water snake blinked and asked, "Yes...... Is it three thousand weak water? So you mean, I've been illiterate for hundreds of years? ”
"Yes, exactly. But it doesn't matter, have you ever heard of another word, you will be wrong, you will be wrong, you will be called Ruoshui Sanqiu. But it's a bit awkward, I'll call you Ruoshui in the future. ”
Draxel felt that the name Ruoshui was also quite in line with her temperament and image, after all, she was a water snake.
"Ruoshui...... It sounds good, and it's up to you. Okay, now to answer my question, are you going to help the academy deal with me, or are you going to help me deal with the dean. ”
After thinking for a moment, Draxel couldn't make a decision for a while, so he said, "Otherwise, let's have dinner first, the food brought by the academy is very rich." And I have a child who wants to get to know you. ”
If she is in the lake during the day, she feeds on the fish and the rest of the plankton under the water, and she likes the good food that humans eat.
"Well, I haven't tasted it in a long time, and I hope today's meal is my favorite."
After hearing Ruoshui say that, Draxle ran to find Harry Pitt.
At this time, Harry Pitt was also waiting for the Baron's call, and he was too curious about the water snake that could transform into a human.
Draxel beckoned to him and said, "Pete, alright, the water snake is already dressed, you come with me." ”
"Okay baron." Peata nodded and slowly followed.