Chapter 1 Volume 4 officially begins
"Do you need to ask? It's definitely better than you! He already had the mountain fort and the mountain wood village as a fief, and we helped him occupy the castle and the village of Gili, and he is now a great hero. ”
"So what, it doesn't hide his stupidity and sluggishness, and his bloated figure." Draxle wasn't impressed.
Ronier smiled and teased: "How smart you are, there are people who are actually strong, not fat." ”
"You've always said good things for him, and it's no wonder you've said you'd sleep with him."
"Draxle! Looking for death? Upon hearing this, the Emperor Ronier glared at the baron angrily.
[System prompt: You! Looking for death? 】
"When I didn't say it, I chose to live." The Baron replied to the system and drew Roniel at the same time, giving a wicked smile.
During the journey, the conversation was quite pleasant, and it felt that time passed quickly, and it was not long before the Baron and the Draw arrived at Fort Gili, where Arthur the Brave was.
At this moment, the Gili Fort is very different from the last time I saw it, the walls and streets have been repaired perfectly, and Arthur the Brave is resting in the hall shirtless.
Just as Draxel was about to enter, he was stopped by the guards at the door.
Seeing the Baron and the Drawer coming to him, the guards stopped at the main entrance and shouted, "Hey, you need a pass to pass through here, Lord Arthur the Brave!" ”
"I'm old friends with Arthur, and he'll let me in if there's no evidence." Draxle explained.
"Then you have to let our brave Lord Arthur prove it to you here before I can let you in!"
"Then I can't go in and find your Arthur boss to prove it."
"Then you need to have a pass for Lord Arthur the Brave to pass through here now!"
The baron was quite helpless, but still did not give up, and tried again:
"! It's an endless loop...... As I said, I am brother to your Lord Arthur, and I can go in without a certificate! ”
The guard roared again: "TMD, there is no brave Lord Arthur here to prove it for you, I will not let you in!" ”
(Rare digression, for entertainment, you are welcome to skip~)
This scene reminded him of another similar incident, which was an interesting incident that happened when the author who created the baron was chatting with his friends:
"Hey, I think you can give me a chance to promote, after all, our Draxle is really good and high-quality, and it is worth promoting."
"You've got to get some decent results before I can promote Draxle online or elsewhere."
"But I need a chance to promote to get decent results, don't I?" As the founder of Count Drassell, I am sincere.
"Then take out the results to get a recommendation!" At this time, my friend seemed to be in a hurry.
"Hey, I think you understood what I just said......"
"What about your grades?"
"How am I going to get a grade without help, huh?"
"TMD come up with the results first, and then talk to me about help!"
I believe you have experienced countless endless cycle events like this......
Returning to the baron at the main entrance, since this guard was so stubborn, he didn't go into too much detail, pulled out the sword of the wolf king at his waist, and threatened: "Call your master out of me, I will duel with him." ”
"If you want to find our master, you must first have a ......"
"Pounds!" Before the guard could finish the word "pass", the pumping emperor Ronier next to him was really impatient, took out the dagger hidden on the inside of his calf, and knocked the guard on the head with the end blow.
After the violence had solved the problem, he turned his head and said to the baron:
"Draxel, don't waste your time on such a small thing next time, can you? We have the right to be simple and rude, you're a baron, and sometimes you can be unreasonable, okay? ”
"Okay, isn't it just a drama of a domineering president? Why wouldn't I? It's a no-brainer. In fact, if you didn't make a move just now, I would have beaten this kid too. ”
[System prompt: Hmm, it's really my family's emperor, heroic. ] 】
At this time, the rest of the guards in the castle saw that their teammates standing guard at the gate were attacked, and began to gather to resist.
This noise woke up the brave Arthur not far away, and he shouted, "Who is disturbing me!?" Don't know my nap habits? What recruit doesn't want to mess around! ”
The subordinates around him immediately explained:
"Report, my honorable master, it is not our soldiers who are arguing. A few troublemakers came to the door, and they had to sneak into the castle and wound the guards! ”
"There's such a thing, okay, good, it just so happens that I haven't been on the battlefield for a long time, and my bones are itchy and unbearable! Holy Sword, do you see that enemy, follow me! ”
When the brave Arthur heard that there was an opportunity to fight, he instantly became interested. Without saying a word, he raised his sword and charged bare-chested!
On the other side, Ronier and Draxle, who were more than enough to deal with a few small soldiers, and their moves were all struck with the hilt and back of their swords, which did not make them red.
Suddenly, the baron's peripheral vision seemed to scan a blonde ball of flesh rolling towards him.
"Damn, Arthur! I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've gained weight again. You're wide-hearted and fat! ”
"Oooh...... It turned out to be my Drasel brothers, all of them stop me! It's my own person, hey...... Oops...... I can't stop it! ”
When he got closer, Arthur the Brave recognized the other party as the Baron and Pump, and planned to order his men to put away their weapons.
However, he himself was overweight and could not stop the charging posture, during which he forcibly tried to brake himself, and finally stepped on his right foot with his left foot, and fell into a.
Seeing this, the baron, who regarded him as a brother of the liver and gall, hurriedly tried to lift him up, but he was so distraught that he almost pulled himself down......
Looking at this scene, Ronier began to laugh and said, "As soon as we met, I bowed down here, and I said Arthur, I deserve it, hahaha." ”
"What a shame, Ronier, the emperor of the whip, you once beat me stunned......" The past seemed to be unfolding in front of him, and Arthur had endless memories for a while.
After a while of greetings, they came to the lord's hall and prepared to drink and talk.
During the banquet, Draxle took the initiative to explain his intentions: "Brother, this time I came here with the draw, there is an important matter that needs your help!" ”
"As long as you don't eat my golden rooster, you can do anything, let's hear it!" Arthur replied, his face flushed slightly.
[System prompt: I don't think he's fat at all, the belly of an elephant is the heart of a mouse! Didn't you eat one of his chickens last time, and I think about it until now......]
Oh, I said the system, after all, it is people's golden rooster, they have faith that needs to be worshipped~ understand and understand.
"Not for chicken, I'm here to ask you to make a referral and take us to meet the leader of the Nord Kingdom, that is, King Gna. Truth be told, I'm the red flash that made a fuss a while ago. ”
Draxel thought that Arthur should understand what he said at this point, but unfortunately he was a simple, straightforward fool.
"Oh no, you're the red flash on that battlefield!? But I've heard the story, what do you want to see our king? Do you want to have another light to kill his old man......"
"No, no, we don't want to make trouble between the two kingdoms because of this matter, so we're here to show goodwill."
"I see, but that's true. Then you can give me what you need to make an offering of kindness, and tomorrow I will send someone to the kingdom, and you will not have to make another trip. ”
Hearing this, before the baron could continue to speak, Ronier was the first to be displeased, and she jumped up and said:
"Did I say your IQ is blocked by fat? We've come all the way to see King Gna for ourselves! If it's just a gift, do you need me to do it myself? ”
Looking at Arthur, a fat blonde man who was still in the clouds, a little drunk, and slow to react, he gasped at this time and kicked his fat ass!
It happened that Arthur was about to raise a glass and drink with the baron, but this sudden kick caught him off guard, and he stumbled into the baron's arms and fell to the ground with him, the picture is very ambiguous......
[System prompt: Hmm...... There's no need to tell Safiya about this, I'm sure you don't like men. 】
Draxel only felt that the other man's shaggy beard and hair, most of which were burrowing into his mouth and nostrils, were itchy and smelly.
"it, Arthur! How many days have you not showered? I don't know, I think you fished it out of the tank of pickled stinky tofu, get off me! ”
"I haven't washed since I took this place. That's right, Draxle...... Since you asked me to help you, I actually have a problem that I need to ask for help. ”
Seeing Arthur get up in a daze, with a helpless and aggrieved face, the baron knew that he had to help if he didn't help, after all, he had to rely on him to meet King Gna.
"Okay, I'll help you and you help me. You say now, we'll fix it as soon as possible. I'm in a hurry to get to the capital of your kingdom! ”
Soon, Arthur changed from his helpless expression to excitement and joy, explaining:
"You don't know, the water in Fort Gili has never been sufficient. This problem existed when the brave Aji ruled here!
It's just that the dead boy was lucky and lucky. Whenever water is scarce, there will always be heavy rain for him to get through. ”
"But since you've been here, it's been a drought, the sun is scorching, and it hasn't rained, has it?" The baron asked.
Arthur nodded helplessly and continued: "Not only that, but when there was a war here, it seemed that the siege machinery catapult had blown down the well water in the castle.
So it's a little worse now than ever! That's the main reason why I didn't take a shower! Drasel, I hope you can help us. ”
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