Chapter 2: Compare Me to Poetry?
Xuanyuan Continent, in Lingxi County.
"Uncle... You guys...... Don't chase you, I'm ...... I can't run......" Luo Sheng gasped, after a long trek, his physical strength was already exhausted, and the situation of the uncles behind him seemed to be even worse.
"Hey... You kid...... Run... Keep running! ”
"I was so wrong! Stop, I'...... I really can't run. ”
"Phew! Ghost believe your boy's words, grandma's, brothers, work hard, ...... right away I chased it right away. ”
As they spoke, they were getting closer and closer to the end of the path, and they could almost see with the naked eye the road connected to the end of the path, and ...... There appeared to be a horse-drawn carriage parked on the road.
"Alas, anyway, there won't be any good fruit to eat if I am caught, forget it, master, I will be out today!" So, he brought up the speed, obviously, he said that he couldn't run before.
"Hey? Fuck, why is this little bunny running so fast all at once? Depend on! I almost believed it, grandma's, I'm so angry! ”
Luo Sheng turned his head to look at the few people who were gradually stopping behind him, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and did not forget to make a gesture of goodbye. Now, he can finally get out of the village and follow his own path.
"Big brother, are you still chasing?"
"That's it...... The eagle will always grow up, and he doesn't belong to our village in the first place, but he ...... I hope he will not forget to dig the well, and one day he will come back to see, harm! It's best not to steal chickens and dogs......"
"Are you really not chasing me? Uncle Village is a little abnormal today...... Anyway, I'm not just going to eat a few chickens, but that's it...... Although I came here through time, in the past ten years, the village chief uncle really has nothing to say to me, on the contrary, I have indeed done a little excessive. ”
"In this way, I, Luo Sheng, swear to the sky, if I steal chickens and dogs again, I will ...... Only...... Tsk, what's the matter? ”
Luo Sheng's footsteps slowed down, and he lowered his head and began to think about the conditions for breaking his oath.
After a while, he raised his head, smiled and said, "That...... In the future, if you eat chicken, the chicken legs will belong to me, and the chicken feet will also belong to me, forget it, all of them will be mine, Xiuxiu is still small, and some of these things will be eaten in the future. ”
As soon as the words fell, an indignant voice suddenly sounded in his head: "Daddy! You're so bad, how can you do this to Xiuxiu! ”
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Finally, the trail has come to an end.
The carriage that had stopped on the main road had not left, and there was no one around, only the carriage was left alone, and it was not known whether there was anyone in the carriage.
Luo Sheng was a little curious, and wanted to go up to check, but there was a branch under his feet.
"Click......"
"Who? Who's where? A female voice as clear as a silver bell came from the carriage.
Luo Sheng was stunned for a moment, and was about to answer, but was interrupted by a majestic voice.
"Miss, it's an old slave."
"Uncle Zhang? It's you. The woman in the carriage seemed a little nervous, and only calmed down when she heard the man's voice.
"Miss, the old slave on the road ahead has been checked, there is no danger, and it can be passed."
"Alright, let's go."
In the gap between the conversation between the two, Luo Sheng, who was hiding behind the butt of the car, had quietly climbed onto the crossbar behind the car. Two wooden pillars were also found as supports.
In this way, as the carriage bumped all the way, Luo Sheng's stomach was a little uncomfortable, and it was estimated that he had eaten too much in the morning and had not yet digested it. He only felt a cloudy gas in his stomach wandering around, colliding ......
"It's over, I can't hold it back......"
"Poof...... Poof...... "A turbid gas gushed out, which happened to be driving against the wind, and the back of the car was tulle when the wood was removed, which directly caused the gas to take advantage of the void and drill into the car......
"Huh? What does it taste like? The woman in the car sniffed carefully, and the next moment, immediately covered her nose.
Luo Sheng was also embarrassed, but there was no way, this thing was still pouring out. I don't know which one made a little noise and was caught by the woman in the car.
"Who? Who's behind? ”
"Phew~" The carriage stopped with a command.
"Miss, what's wrong?"
"Carriage...... There was a ...... behind the carriage."
When the middle-aged man heard this, he walked towards the rear.
"It's over, it's over!" Luo Sheng was about to cry, and he could only pray that he would not be discovered.
"Where's the boy, come down for me!" The good times didn't last long, but he was still dragged down.
"Miss, look at it, is this kid?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the window on the left side of the carriage was pushed open by a stunning woman. She was dressed in white, her skin was like snow, and her eyes were like a puddle of clear water.
"Impudent!" The woman looked at Luo Sheng coldly and shouted in a low voice.
"I ...... I...... Not on purpose! Luo Sheng felt a little helpless, he was simply dumb and eating yellow lotus, and he couldn't tell if he was bitter.
"Hehe, Sister Fairy, you see that you are so beautiful, you will definitely not care about my unintentional actions, can you let this uncle let go of me first, it hurts a lot......"
When the woman heard this, she snorted coldly, nodded anyway, and signaled to let go. The uncle also understood what he meant, so Luo Sheng was let go.
"Hiss......" I have to say that this uncle's strength is really great, and he will make a red mark for him after a while.
After Luo Sheng stroked it lightly for a while, he ran to the woman's car and patted his ass.
"Sister fairy, you are really the reincarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are so magnanimous, regardless ............of previous suspicions, and you are still so good-looking, you are simply born beautiful, and the country is beautiful and fragrant."
Before the fart was finished, the woman became a little impatient.
"Stop! Slippery...... Okay, okay, Miss Ben forgive you. ”
"Really? Thank you, fairy sister, for not killing! ”
"The grace of not killing?" The woman smiled.
"Isn't it?"
"Poof... Miss Ben wasn't so brutal. ”
"By the way, what are you doing with my carriage?"
"Ah...... By the way, I see that this direction is going to Donglin City, so I thought about taking a few steps less......"
"Then what is the fairy sister doing in the city?"
"Heh~ You don't understand, it's okay, this fairy will tell you. Seven days ago, Donglin City invited the literary circles of various cities to carry out a small competition of poetry, as the eldest lady of the Bai family in Yuanlin City, I have read poetry and books since I was a child, and I know astronomy and geography. This time the poetry is small, and this fairy will definitely win the first place.
"Poetry?" For some reason, Luo Sheng felt an inexplicable excitement when he heard these words.
"Hmph, haven't heard of it? Also, how can a wild boy know these things, it's me who thinks too highly of you......"
"It's just a poem, just have a mouth, I can write poetry casually!" Luo Sheng said confidently.
"Hehe~ Indeed, anyone can blow a cow."
Luo Sheng smiled disdainfully, and recited the poem in the appearance of a writer: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown.
"How?"
"Well, that's it."
"What?!" Luo Sheng was stunned, she actually dared to say that Li Bai's quatrain was nothing more than that, so now, Luo Sheng is about to start the real performance.
"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns."
"You don't see, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk."
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon."
"I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone."
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"Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell ten thousand with you... Ancient...... Worry about! ”