Chapter 15: There's a Pit Here
The mountain road is rugged, and the continuous mountain road makes people have a sense of "calling for play!", "a hundred steps and nine twists and turns lingering on the rocks", Xiao Ming's body is already exhausted, but his heart is as quiet as a lake without any fluctuations.
After getting the memories transmitted by Xiao Yi, Xiao Ming quickly found a book called "Bullish Heart Method" from it, the name was well-known, and the content in it was even more well-known, "Are you still worried about too little cultivation time? Are you still worried that your cultivation time is too fragmented? Now, as long as you learn "Bullish Heart Method" Whether you're eating, or walking, pickling girls, or engaging in a foundation, as long as you want to, you can practice all the time, we are not the creators of the exercises, we are just the ...... of cherishing the declaration of time."
I have to say, this mental method is really powerful, after seven days, Xiao Ming's realm has been improved from the fourth heaven of the day after tomorrow to the fifth heaven of the day after tomorrow, although this is only a small realm of improvement, but who can complete it in just seven days?
In Xiao Yi's memory, the realm of human cultivation from low to high is acquired, congenital, Mahayana, and divine void...... and other realms, the acquired and congenital are divided into nine heavens, the Mahayana has five tribulations, the gods have three slashes, the hierarchy is strict, and no one has crossed the line since ancient times. It's good to say that the day after tomorrow is that the Nine Heavens, if a person with outstanding talent can complete it within five years, but once it reaches the dividing line between the innate and the acquired, it is a human and heavenly fight, which is equivalent to a person becoming an immortal.
Therefore, there are countless people who have acquired in this continent, but the innate is already one in ten thousand, not only that, once the cultivator reaches the innate level, the ascension of the realm is even more difficult, and some people can't even improve a realm for decades, which is also the reason why there are not many high-level combat power on the continent, all those who have reached the innate are no longer in this world, some people go to the Void Cave Mansion to retreat, and some people go to the Heavenly Road of Nine Deaths to find an opportunity for adventure.
However, these are all later words, if you are not favored by the sect at the sect selection ceremony, then it is nonsense to say so much, there is no shortage of people in this world who do not take the road of the sect, but in the end they all end hastily, after all, two fists are difficult to defeat four hands, and only those who have joined the sect have a way out.
Xiao Ming looked at the sky, the sun had already reached the west, and it was almost evening. Xiao Ming touched his stomach without touching it, there was indeed some food in the bag, but it was to wait until it was really not possible to eat, so Xiao Ming's stomach was hungry twice, but fortunately, the villagers gave him a lot of dry food when he left, otherwise he would have become a starvation on the side of the road.
Thinking of the villagers, the sadness in Xiao Ming's heart came out of his heart inadvertently, and he was a little depressed, his eyes kept looking at the floating clouds in the sky, but the old scene kept coming to mind in his mind.
Suddenly, there seemed to be some looseness under his feet, and then Xiao Ming's heart was shocked, and he secretly screamed that it was not good, and then ...... And the whole man fell into the pit.
This pit is not high, only a little more than two meters, but Xiao Ming fell down unprepared, "Ah!" A miserable scream came out unexpectedly, Xiao Ming touched his poor ass and sucked in the cold air.
"Coming! coming! there is prey!" Not far from the pit, an excited voice sounded accompanied by hurried footsteps, and then a somewhat fat man's face looked at the mouth of the pit.
"Oh yes, it's a man!" The expression on the chubby face suddenly changed from excitement to a look of hell, and his body fell to the ground in response, indescribably funny.
"Damn! Slip on!" Before he could stabilize himself, the fat man immediately supported his hands, and his fat body was actually propped up by him, and then he ran away.
"Shhh...... Don't go!" Xiao Ming screamed while inhaling the cold air, trying to get up, but the fall was not light.
"Wait, you're fucking kidding me! Die, my uncle said that the people outside are scheming veterans, you can't believe your words!" The fat man's head shook like a rattle.
"Don't worry!I'm a good person, I won't do anything to you!" Xiao Ming was moved with emotion.
"No, no, don't, do you think I'm stupid? No, my uncle said I'm the most handsome in the world, haha......" The little fat man laughed with the most witty expression on his face in the world.
"No, no, no, you're the most handsome, pull me up! Look, you must have set this trap to catch prey, you see I have food here!"
"What? do you have something to eat?" When the fat man heard this, he was immediately happy, and his two eyes exuded a green light and turned around and walked back, damn, the one who has food is the uncle!
"Okay! For the sake of you and me, I'll pull you up! You have to remember my love!" The fat man looked at Xiao Ming, showing an expression that seemed to be a loss, but his green eyes looked at the dry food in Xiao Ming's hand from time to time.
"Okay, good, I promise I won't embarrass you. Xiao Mingqiang made a smile and said.
"Alright, wait, I'll pull you up. The fat man smiled.
As the sun set, a chubby figure silently used the strength he had never used before, and his fat body trembled, but he had to do it for the next meal, and he had to do it in order not to be hungry.
"I said brother, how have you lived for so many years, so heavy. The fat man gulped in the cold air and tried hard to pull Xiao Ming, who was like a boulder, out.
Xiao Ming didn't reply, he just stared at the fat man silently, and the revenge plans in his heart were as numerous as the fish in the ocean, "If you meet me Xiao Ming today, you are unlucky!" he said silently in his heart.
"Wait, come up!" The fat man suddenly shouted, his fat body trembled, and his fat arms bulged slightly, muscles!
Xiao Ming only felt that his body was light, and the whole person actually flew up.
As the sun sets, the orange sunlight reflects two "small" figures, one flying up and one falling, and the long rope is like a long love thread that connects the two tightly, getting closer and closer......
"Bang!" A warm little mouth is like silk, moist as spring rain, moist and silent...... , both of them tried to open their eyes wide to take a good look at each other, and time seemed to stand still.
"My first kiss-" A scream was like thunder, Xiao Ming kicked his legs as if he had seen a ghost, took several steps back, and almost fell into the pit again.
And the fat man's eyes were even whiter, his right arm was bent forward and his index finger stretched out, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
Xiao Ming's revenge plan was thrown out of the clouds by him, his mind was blank, the first kiss was gone, the first kiss he had kept for more than ten years was gone, and it was taken away by a dead fat man, he only felt that his face was lost.
The same is true for the fat man, who has suffered this kind of suffering on weekdays? Their family has been a landlord-level figure for generations, and even his status is absolutely well-known, not to mention being robbed of his first kiss by a man, even if he is hungry, he has never been hungry. Therefore, after a long time, the fat man woke up with tears in his eyes, "Dad! How is this good! My first kiss is gone......" The screams like killing pigs came from afar.
"Damn man, compensate me for my first kiss! Compensate me for my first kiss! This first kiss is gone, how can I explain it to my future daughter-in-law!" As he spoke, the fat man walked straight towards Xiao Ming, but his hand seemed to be in the wrong position......
Looking at the fat man, Xiao Ming was at a loss in his heart, he didn't know what to do at all, it seemed that he was at a loss, but it seemed that the fat man was crying more fiercely, he was really at a loss.
"Ahh......h
So Xiao Ming was really deceived, and slowly hugged the fat man, wanting to comfort him.
The sun was still setting, and the two figures were stretched longer and longer......
"Damn! my dry food!" Suddenly, the fat man actually had a full burp, Xiao Ming woke up and only felt that his back was much lighter, he was not a fool, so he naturally reacted immediately and pushed the fat man away at once.
"Uh...... , hahaha...... , the taste is really good. Seeing that the matter was revealed, the fat man looked at Xiao Ming with a flattering look and said haha.
"You...... You!" Xiao Ming pointed at the fat man and was speechless.
"Brother is angry, brother is angry, nothing is really nothing, isn't it just a meal?" said the fat man hurriedly.
"A meal! What you say is light, look at the fight!" As he spoke, Xiao Ming punched and hit, and a beam of blue lightning flashed, it turned out to be Lei Yao!