The left eye jumps wealth, the right eye jumps disaster!

Waking up with a hangover, Cube Three's right eyelid kept beating uncontrollably, like a shell that was pushing his eyeballs under his eyelid and never stopped.

He opened his eyes and looked at everything in the humble single room, a set of sixty percent new small desks with a fifty percent new computer, two second-hand books that were almost about to be turned over, and a water glass with the words "strong and alive" printed on it; The most conspicuous thing is the half of the box of lunch boxes stuffed in the trash can next to the table that has not been eaten but crawls with cockroaches, and the smell emitted by it seems to have condensed into substance, filling the room and blurring the vision.

His living conditions are not much better than those of the homeless people under the overpass, at least the air under the overpass is a little fresher!

"It seems to be different, and it seems to be no different..."

He muttered to himself, the feeling of hangover was like a world away, everything in front of him was very familiar, but it was very unfamiliar, as if the he was drunk and boasted about last night had come true, and he was suddenly beaten back to reality, and his heart was full of melancholy and loneliness.

"I'll go! Why does it stink so much? ”

Time passed slowly, and he finally smelled the terrible smell, like eating low-quality mustard, from the heart of his nose to his head, that feeling... Simply so!

"This Nima is only one day, why does it stink like this?"

Block Three's gaze fell on the "gas bomb", and there were a few wriggling maggots in the thick, greenish rancid vegetable juice, which made people's stomachs tumble and nausea welled up to their throats.

"Gross... Vomit... Vomit..."

It's only been a day to rot to this extent, no matter who believes it, anyway, the maggots in the vegetable juice don't believe it!

He quickly grabbed the cigarette case on the bedside table and was about to smoke one to get rid of the taste, but suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to smoke, why was there a cigarette on the bedside table?

But if you don't smoke, how can you explain the smoke on the bedside table?

I can't care about that much!

He quickly pulled out one and lit it, swallowing the clouds, the strong smell was finally suppressed, and the feeling of nausea gradually dissipated. After feeling better, I quickly opened the window to ventilate, found a few bags to pack the three layers of the half box lunch, and prepared to throw it downstairs.

When I returned, the rancid smell still permeated the room, but it was diluted a lot, at least it didn't make it hard to breathe anymore. And after this incident, he also completely recovered from the hangover.

From a hangover state to a stinky stink, and now to soberness, he realized that his right eyelid had been beating.

He rubbed his eyes, but he couldn't stop beating.

"Forget it, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, chrysanthemum... Bah! The left eye jumps rich, and the right eye also jumps rich! ”

He is unusually optimistic, but this optimism is often criticized as having no ambitions and not using his brains. But he is not willing to be a salted fish, but from a humble background, he has no education, and he has no outstanding points, rather than complaining every day, it is better to be down-to-earth and wait for opportunities.

He believes that as long as you work hard, there will always be what you should have!

Today the factory is screwing, and tomorrow life depends on rent collection; Stepping on the little yellow car today, what car you want to drive tomorrow! So even though he is just an ordinary assembly line worker now, he still remains optimistic and loves life.

"I'll go! It's going to be late! ”

took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, it was almost half past eight, he didn't care about the dozens of missed calls and messages on his mobile phone, brushed his teeth and washed his face as fast as he could, and then went out to work, ran to the factory at the last second, and gently pressed his fingerprint to punch in.

[Open successfully, clock-in time: 8:30.] 】

"Whew! Fortunately, the 100 yuan full attendance award is saved! Hey..."

Now that he had already punched the card, he was not in a hurry, and walked slowly towards the workshop.

He has been working in this factory for two years, everything is so familiar, there is no change every day, and he has no expectations, but he just walked into the workshop today, and instantly there were workers who were surrounded by surprise, as if they were running away, shouting: "Xiao San is back!" The junior is back..."

"Huh?"

He frowned, confused.

I saw that the workers in the factory had stopped what they were doing, and they were excited to come to him as if they had heard about a paid holiday, and they all congratulated him.

"Congratulations!"

"Little San, congratulations! Don't forget to treat us to a wedding drink! ”

......

"What the hell?" He was even more confused.

"Could it be that the workshop director has retired? Huh? ”

Last month, it was rumored that the workshop director was about to retire, and the factory director intended to promote him.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help grinning the corners of his mouth and laughing heartily, but his right eyelid also beat even more intensely.

The left eye jumps into wealth, the right eye also jumps into wealth, and the promotion and salary increase will be achieved today!

Fang Sanzhi was full of pride, but unexpectedly, a worker came up and patted him on the shoulder, and said with half a point of teasing: "Congratulations, congratulations, you gave birth to a noble son early!" ”

"Why do you give birth to a noble son early? I don't have a girlfriend yet, so you're too much! Hahaha..."He hadn't realized anything yet, still immersed in the fantasy of a promotion and a raise, laughing along with the other party's words.

"Don't hide it! Didn't you make up your mind last night? The worker patted him on the shoulder again and laughed: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Xiaosan, you are really a warrior!" My old Liu respects, you are a man! Hahaha..."

After speaking, all the workers laughed and echoed, and gave him a thumbs up.

It's not easy, it's certainly not easy!

Last night he was in a state of completely drinking the fragments, could it be that before the fragments, he sold himself?

He suddenly thought of the cigarette case on the bedside table, could it be that last night... And it's a man!?

The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, the chrysanthemums bloom!

He was taken aback, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and the whole person was stunned like thunder, and he couldn't help shouting in his heart: "! I've kept my chastity for more than 20 years!! ”

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, looking at his expression, a group of workers laughed even more happily, as if they were getting a salary increase on a paid holiday.

Lao Liu patted him on the shoulder again, and seemed to think of some strange picture in his mind, and couldn't help but laugh: "Come on, young man, you can do it!" Although the big fat is a little bigger, how to say that she is also a woman, and she is big, easy to give birth to, you are very discerning! Hahahaha..."

"Big fat? it! Block Three was instantly shocked.

"Then it's better to be a man!"