Chapter 7: The Fish-Eyed Taoist

The sun is setting, and the sun is in the west.

The carriage and horses walked all the way out of the village at the foot of the mountain.

From a distance, I saw a long white courtyard wall extending at the foot of the mountain in front of me, and the courtyard gate was facing the road, and from a distance, I could still faintly see several high-rise houses with eaves uprooted in the courtyard, which formed a strong contrast with the dilapidated village just now, and there was no need to guess that there must be a large family living here.

The two of them still moved forward unhurriedly.

As soon as he approached the gate of the courtyard, suddenly the vermilion lacquer gate opened, and a figure rolled into the middle of the road.

The two immediately reined in the carriage and horses.

I saw that the man in the middle of the road was thin and tall, his eyes were protruding like goldfish, two sparse beards hanging from the corners of his mouth, wearing a shabby white and black cross-checked Taoist robe, his hair was tied in a bun, and he was holding a wooden sword, just like a wandering Taoist priest.

Immediately followed by three family members who walked out of the vermilion lacquer gate, each with a black cloth on his left hand, and one of them cursed and scolded: "Stinky Taoist, pretend to be a ghost here, get out of here!" ”

I saw that the Taoist got up in a hurry, rushed back to the door, clasped his fists with both hands, and said with a smile: "A few masters, the poor road is sincere to open the altar for the deceased, if the master is not satisfied with the poor way, you can discuss!" ”

At this time, the tall man on the right spat at the man, "Are you embarrassed to say that the altar is opened??" You burned down the desk, and you almost didn't burn the house, tsk, are you here to do it? Or are you here to burn the furnace? ”

This said this, which made the other two people laugh, and was about to turn around and close the door, when the Taoist hurriedly grabbed the corner of one person's clothes and sneered: "A few masters, don't close the door." No matter how you say it, Xiaodao also did his best to preside over the scientific ceremony for the main family for most of the day, and he didn't care about eating a hot meal, and the main family also promised to reward Xiaodao with some incense money. ”

"Fuck, it's really shameless, you dare to rely on it, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you!" The thin man who was standing behind him was impatient and scolded.

was about to roll up his sleeves and step forward to teach a lesson, but was stopped by the tall one, "Forget it, let's do things at home today, let's have less trouble!" ”

As he spoke, he took out two hangs of money from his coat pocket, threw them on the road, and spit out viciously: "Get away!" ”。

The man looked at the copper coins on the ground, and immediately asked: "No, this lord, the master's family promised five dollars a day?" ”

The tall guy shouted, "Believe it or not, I'll pump you!" While speaking, he squinted at Lan Feng and the two in the middle of the road, stopped talking and turned around and closed the door.

The Taoist knocked on the door and shouted a few more times, but when he saw that no one responded, he spat on the door fiercely, muttered in his mouth and walked to the road to pick up the money on the ground, shook the dust on it, and picked it up in his pocket.

At this time, I noticed that there were two carriages and horses parked in the middle of the road, and their fish-eyed eyes widened, and they looked at the two people on the carriage and horses vigilantly.

Lan Feng and the others stopped on the road to watch the excitement because the scene in front of them was quite funny.

Seeing that the man was staring at this side, the two of them were a little embarrassed, so they turned their gaze to the front and continued on as if nothing had happened.

The man stared at the approaching carriage of the two without squinting, and when he saw the car behind, he was startled and hurriedly shouted, "Stop!" ”

The two of them suddenly froze, and they all turned around and looked at the Taoist angrily.

Seeing the fierce light on the faces of the two people in front of him, the Taoist immediately relented, and cautiously tested: "You... This wine... It's very fragrant! ”

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, he asked tentatively, "Can you give me a taste?" ”

The other party still didn't answer, and the Taoist said unrelentingly, "You have drunk this big man, it seems that this wine is good, let me taste it too?!"

But I didn't expect the gaze from front of me to become even more harsh.

The Taoist hesitated, touched his pocket and whispered, "I... I give money! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the eyes of the person driving the car in front of him became soft and bright.

Sure enough, it was rich and easy to talk to, the Taoist shook his head helplessly, slowly took out a small hanging coin from his pocket, untied the thread, popped out ten copper coins in his hand, and stretched out.

Lan Feng stared at the money, but didn't speak...

The Taoist frowned and continued to pop out ten copper coins...

Lan Feng's eyes are still on....

It seems that I met a small-eyed and thin-skinned person today, and the Taoist shook his head and popped out ten more...

The other party still doesn't move...

The Taoist couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Hey, hey! Usually, a jar of wine in a restaurant will cost a maximum of 20 yuan, and you are sitting on the ground to start the price! ”

As soon as the words fell, the two people in front immediately turned their heads and wanted to leave.

The Taoist hurriedly grabbed the edge of the rear car and pleaded, "Don't go, don't go." I add money, can't I add money?! ”

Lan Feng jumped out of the car and jumped in front of the Taoist, clinging to him without speaking, just staring at him with a stinky face.

The Taoist was a little flustered by being stared at, and his eyes didn't dare to look directly, but he lowered his head and raised a hanging copper coin in his right hand.

Seeing that the other party did not react, his left hand trembled and lifted the remaining hanging money.

Suddenly, the coins in both hands disappeared.

Before the Taoist had time to see how the money was missing, he saw that Lan Feng had already lifted a jar of wine from the car and held it in front of him.

The Taoist hurriedly caught it regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, couldn't bear to open the lid of the wine, swallowed his saliva, and raised his head and poured a few big mouthfuls.

In the stomach of the wine, I felt the aroma lingering in my mouth, the five internal organs were widened, and a satisfied burp unconsciously rushed out of my throat, "Ah~ This wine is so fragrant!" ”

Looking back ahead, the two carts and horses were about to walk out of sight.

In the car, Lan Feng re-stringed the copper coins, checked them in his hand, and said to Lao Zhao with a smile: "This business is good, and I got a good price!" ”

Lao Zhao teased: "You are too greedy for money, this money is also worth earning?!" ”

Lan Feng replied disdainfully: "A penny is also money, you know that money is very important to me!" It cost a lot of money to buy wine for the stupid bear Yan Batian, and besides, I want to vomit after drinking this wine. Since there are fools who are willing to give more money to buy the rest, it is also considered to ask for some books back, hehe~"

Lao Zhao also smiled and said, "Yes." This stupid Taoist priest, who cheats on eating and drinking, messes up his own business and is still thinking about drinking, it is really a big forest, there are all kinds of birds! ”