(xxix) The Princess's Ideal on

It was a very comfortable autumn morning. The golden wind is cool, and even the air is filled with the fragrance of osmanthus flowers.

The breakfast was very rich, and the color and flavor were good. There are also wines from the Western Regions.

There are two "beautiful" people in front of him, his fingers are like green onions, his arms are like lotus roots, and his hibiscus is like a face and willows, and his eyebrows are like eyebrows.

Ah, the beauty, the wine, the food. This situation is really one of the great joys of life.

But our Royal Highness the Crown Prince, Mr. Li Xiongba, is not at all proud of the spring breeze behind the candles in the cave room. He ate by himself, and he didn't bother to raise his eyes.

After the two "beauties" finished their breakfast in a graceful (pretentious) manner, their eyes were blazing and they looked at him.

Li Xiongba sighed, waved his hand to dismiss the attendants, and closed the doors and windows.

"Can you say it now?" The bed where he slept last night was occupied, and Li Xiongba, who had been lying on the ground all night, looked at the huge panda eyes and asked helplessly: "How can the princess help her?" ”

"Why is the husband in such a hurry?" Little Yuzu shook a small pink fan and flew over with a wink.

"Speak well." Li Xiongba had a chill.

"Oh, don't be so serious, everyone is friends when they do things together, don't be so nervous." Little Butterfly poured a glass of water and drank it herself. "Me and the little grapefruit man, ah no, the fox is fine."

Li Xiongba had a headache.

"Ahem," Yuzu cleared her throat and turned back into a male voice, "Okay, then it's time to get down to business." ”

"It's a long story...... Let's start with the princess's childhood. ”

"Twenty years ago, the princess ......"

"Stop." The little butterfly suddenly raised her hand to stop.

"Can you please stop being so verbose every time."

"I haven't started talking yet, and you're calling me verbose?" Yuzu was a little angry.

"It's long-winded. Just send a princess message, what did you do twenty years ago? "The little butterfly is also a little angry.

"How can the princess's message be made clear in a few words? I'm sure I'll have to explain the background! Little Yuzu raised her voice.

"Why can't you tell? The prince is an adult, he is not a child, do you think he can't understand human speech? The little butterfly raised her voice as well.

"What does this have to do with adults and children? Say that there is no beginning or end to a thing, do you think everyone is like you? Hairy frizzy! ”

"Where am I getting frizzy? I'm calling it a thing! It's like you're procrastinating all day! Did you sue the wicked first? ”

"Where am I procrastinating? You're losing everything for real, right?! If it weren't for the fact that you were not careful last time and almost ruined the princess's big business, the princess would have sent me here this time? ”

"You !!" The little butterfly's face was flushed with anger, and she was about to pinch the little grapefruit as soon as she threw the cup.

"What's the matter, I'm going to do it, but I'm going to do it? Come on, who's afraid of whom? The little grapefruit fan was thrown away and greeted it. The two pulled each other's heads and got into a ball.

??????

……

What are these two people, ah no, these two animals, doing?

I didn't even say a word to him, and I started fighting?

Li Xiongba's head hurt even more.

He looked at the two creatures rolling around on the ground, one moment a human and the other a fox, and sighed deeply.

Send the two of them, who can't even speak clearly, to come over and tell him that they want to help her succeed. This princess looks amazing, it turns out... It's so unreliable?

Li Xiongba cupped his cheeks and fell into deep thought.

About a cup of tea.

The two little animals had their heads all over the ground, their clothes were disheveled, their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and they had a good time.

"Oh, the princess hasn't said anything yet!" They looked at Li Xiongba, who was sitting motionless on the side, and suddenly came back to their senses.