Li Xiongba fell at the starting point just now, and fell and ate.

I used to read time-traveling novels, the male protagonist easily got power, had his own army, and he had no teacher, so he would naturally lead the troops to fight, and his subordinates casually gave up on him, followed the male protagonist to the sword mountain and the sea of fire, cut monsters to collect the little brother, and went to the soup to fight the fire.

So, is this really the case?

Dear audience friends, let's imagine, suppose, you have never been a soldier, you have never fought a war, and suddenly you are given thirty new recruit eggs, and you are asked to give them training immediately, what would you do?

Li Xiongba is in such an embarrassing scene.

Yesterday, Emperor Shenwu asked him how many people he needed. Li Xiongba slapped his head, arrogant, at least 3,000 people, and if it was an elite army.

He also said that the 3,000 men would be a flexible and mobile force that would roam behind the front line and be powerful, "like a steel knife inserted into the enemy's chest." ”

Emperor Shenwu smiled, didn't say a word, and sent it to him the next day----

Thirty people.

They were all teenage recruits.

"Princess, you look down on me too much." Li Xiongba said. "Just divide me by 100."

Although he understands that according to etiquette, the princess should be called "Emperor", Li Xiongba always feels very awkward. So in private, she still calls her "princess." ”

Emperor Shenwu didn't care and let Li Xiongba call him.

"You train them thirty first." The princess laughed. "Don't say 3,000 when the time comes, you can give you 300,000."

Li Xiongba nodded.

promised on the lips, but disdainful in the heart:

"I, the son of Li Xiongba, am still afraid of these little thirty little children?"

And right away, his face was swollen.

Since the number of recruits was thirty, which was just equivalent to the current company, Li Xiongba asked them to call him: "Company commander." ”

Li Xiongba has never been a soldier, let alone led a soldier. I didn't even serve as a class leader in school. It's just that when I used to go to high school and university, I was trained by instructors for a month or two. Therefore, with the only remaining memories, it took him a lot of effort just to get these thirty people to line up.

After deciding on the name and lining up the line, less than half an hour passed.

Well...... What's next?

Li Xiongba's head was dazed.

Teach them martial arts?

But in addition to a little light work, he can only beat people with small stones taught by Bai Yingying. He doesn't know any other martial arts moves.

Belch......

After constantly turning the team to the left, to the right, standing upright, and walking in unison, these little recruits finally realized that something was wrong.

"Company commander!" The recruits shouted. "Isn't it time for us to practice martial arts!"

Li Xiongba stood on the high platform, and his heart was weak for a while.

“……”

An embarrassing gust of wind blew.

Li Xiongba mobilized all his brain cells, and he didn't know how to escape from this social death scene.

Suddenly, a nine-foot-long, muscular young man stepped out and hugged Li Xiongba with his fists:

"Yu Wushuang, Lingnan people, please advise the company commander!"

"What's that-" Li Xiongba was flustered.

Is this going to be a martial arts competition with me?

"Please advise the company commander!"

The youth repeated.

"Ah, this ......" Li Xiongba's head was dizzy, and he didn't know what to do.

A recruit egg, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and he doesn't understand the rules or anything, so he asks his boss for advice on the first day.

This kind of behavior is not allowed in the barracks, and casual butts will be opened.

But coincidentally, Li Xiongba doesn't understand anything.

In order not to let himself die, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, choked his throat and said:

"Good!"

Then he jumped off the platform and hugged his fists----

The punch hasn't been withdrawn yet-----

He tripped over Yu Wushuang ------ and fell.

Dogs gnaw on mud.

"Hahahahaha!!" The recruits laughed.

Li Xiongba, in the midst of this laughter-----

Autistic.