Chapter 13 Double Combination When Double Tangled
The big black snake looked at the east in surprise, and said in his heart: I didn't provoke you, why are you looking at me with this look?
The little bird has been standing on top of Dongfang's head, and Dongfang's behavior is also inexplicable.
Before the two of them understood, they saw Dongfang jump up, straighten his eyes, wave his sword, and pounce on the big snake outside the window, and scolded in his mouth: "Good mouth, good mouth, such a cheap stinky mouth, I look at your neck, is it still so hard?" Is it good to have a stinky mouth and stink? ”
Dongfang also began to stop talking, which made the little bird stunned at first. When the big snake saw it, he was even more stunned. He looked at Dongfang's posture, this is to kill people! So, he was at a loss, and for some reason, these few words made him lose his heart and go crazy.
Da Hei couldn't help but struggle in his heart, a series of questions, all for some reason?
It's crazy, it's crazy. Da Hei cursed in his heart, then snorted, turned his head and ran. The mouth was opened uncleanly, "There is a disease, there is a special disease, what about talking well, what are you anxious about?" There's a disease, there's a special disease, you're right. ”
Dongfang came out of the window and slammed his sword into the air. The mouth is not idle: "When I am a fool, why do I talk well, do people talk like this?" Dongfang was angry, he looked like he had been blown up by anger, and he chased after him with his sword.
The big snake fled in front, and his mouth was not idle, "You deserve it, you deserve to be beaten by the army of the two halls, you deserve it, you deserve it, why didn't you kill you!" What kind of character, kill the benefactor, if you knew this, I wouldn't have saved you. ”
Da Hei is even running away and scolding, and he is righteous. At this time, Da Hei is really not pretending, he really doesn't understand why Dongfang is like this, and there is a tangle in his heart.
Dongfang heard the voice outside the words, and while chasing, he shouted: "Stop..., stop, stop, stop, stop..., what do you say, don't run." ”
The little bird watched the excitement, and then flew to the top of Dongfang's head and reminded: "Da Hei, I just scolded you for your poor character and killed your life-saving benefactor!" ”
Dongfang listened, and suddenly stopped, "Don't run away, I won't kill you." ”
Da Hei saw that Dongfang was no longer chasing, and also stopped. He stood far away, shaking his head, looking indifferent, loving to kill or not.
Dongfang's fingers were dark, "You come here, I have something to ask you." ”
"I don't, you can ask her."
"I'll ask you. You don't see it, she can fly in the sky, and I can't catch up. Besides, how young she is, don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? "The East pulls the wind and nonsense, and the top and bottom don't match. Then, he pointed to the big black snake and teased: "You are different, a ground goods, you can still fly to the sky, don't rush me, when the time comes, you will be really mad, then you will regret it too late!" ”
"I'm on the ground, and you're even more. I can't chat, and I can't return people. It's just you, or chase me, you can't catch up anyway. If you really fight, you can't beat me. What do you think, I just let you run away for fear of hurting you! "Da Hei is telling the truth, in fact, Dongfang has known for a long time, but he just wants to test him.
"Chase you, okay, then say okay, I'll chase you, you can't run, even if you run, you lose." What reason, what rule, is this what people say? But the East doesn't care, who told you not to speak human words!
The little bird listened to Dongfang's nonsense, but it was in the right temper, and the joy went straight to the sky, flying up and down, and bursts of crisp chirps resounded through the sky.
When Da Hei heard this, he couldn't wait to get nervous, are people so improper? He complained: "Is this still the ten princes of the Huangfu Dynasty? How to fight with street ruffians, it's really a hell of a life. My great God, my heavens! What is the principle of heaven? "The big snake is in pain, and it looks like it's the same, and it doesn't learn well with the East.
At this time, the little bird listened to the two beaks, and was already happy, and let out a string of pleasant chirps.
Dongfang was also deliberately angry. He stopped talking, and in this way, he really couldn't talk about the big black snake, so he didn't bother to say it.
In desperation, Dongfang suddenly covered his chest with his hands, in pain, and then screamed, his body stiffened, and he fell on his back on the meadow. His two eyes looked straight at the blue sky and white clouds.
Dongfang, laughing secretly in his heart, seeing that you two don't speak human words, this trick will definitely find out the truth! Thinking of this, my heart felt relaxed.
At this moment, the breeze is blowing, and the flowers are striking, making people feel like drinking fine wine. It is precisely that wine is not intoxicating, but people are drunk.
Dongfang looked at the peach blossoms in the valley, listened to the bursts of insects, and the strong fragrant wind, which made him feel comfortable and comfortable, and people were also in the artistic conception of forgetfulness.
It's really a fugue without self, and everything is empty. At this moment, the East has had an epiphany, and the soul has been sublimated again!
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The little bird and the big snake looked stupid, and for some reason, the storm suddenly turned into calm. This turn of events was too fast, beyond their expectations.
At this time, Dongfang, who closed his eyes slightly, heard a rough voice, "Boss, are you serious?" ”
"You always say in the sky, one foot in the ground, the boss is sad." A soft-voiced answer.
"The boss is so glassy, cowardly," said in a rough voice.
"Also, no matter how big it is, people will wilt, and they will not be soft." In a soft voice.
Dongfang slowly opened his eyes and asked, "What, what, what did you two just say?" ”
"We're complimenting you, you're boundless!"
When Dongfang heard this, he knew that it was not human words, so he sat up straight and thought to himself: Your family is so boastful, is it human words?
"I'm not asking you to praise me, it's the opening sentence."
"At the beginning, there was no beginning," the serpent asked the bird again, "what did you say at the beginning?" ”
"I didn't say the beginning."
When Dongfang heard this, he knew that he was coming again, so he simply asked directly: "Boss, boss, what do you mean?" He looked at the big black snake and the birds.
"Oh, this, it's swollen, aren't you the boss?" A deep,gruff voice.
"That's it, who are you not the boss, do you still need to ask about this? Long-winded. "Whisper.
Dongfang's face was entangled, he didn't know what else to say, so he stood up violently and faced the big snake. The big snake retreated instantly, preventing him from attacking without being stunned. Dongfang shook his head, pointed to his nose with his finger, and asked, "I'm the boss?" ”
"You're the boss, why are you asking me?" Still foul-mouthed.
"Then you will do whatever the boss tells you to do?" The East has finally come to the roots.
"That can't be." A deep,gruff voice.
"Damn, I can't, then what are you calling Lao Tzu Boss for?"
"Follow you and listen to your commands?" Rough and rude, this answer is inverted.
"Okay, okay, I tell you now, don't move."
When the serpent heard this, he really didn't move. When Dongfang saw it, he pounced on the big black snake and howled: "Look and fight...", between the virtual and the real, he kicked out with all his strength.
The force of this kick, if it is kicked on a mortal, it will be kicked away, it will not die, and it will also be disabled.
But the big snake was calm and did not move.
The big snake is fine, and the east is tragic, it feels like kicking on the iron plate, the pain in the foot hurts into the bone marrow, and the teeth are grinning in a straight circle, which is very embarrassing.
"The boss is cowardly, it's really not good." A deep,gruff voice.
"Don't say it, the boss will be sad again in a while." The little bird said softly.
Don't want to talk nonsense anymore. Dongfang confirmed that these two were friends, although he didn't know what the origin was and why he would protect him, but he was vaguely implicated in Sister Fairy.
In terms of combat power, the big black is boundless. Although I don't know the strength of the bird, I'm afraid that among the three, I am the weakest one.
Thinking of this, Dongfang said: "Okay, I know" Dongfang pointed to himself, "I am the boss, your boss."
"Okay, that's it." The serpent and the bird replied at the same time, as if it had taken a lot of effort to get Dongfang to figure out their identities, which made them very happy.
Dongfang also smiled, he knew that this was deliberate, and these two broke to death, he couldn't hear people's words, and he would never finish, so he had to drive people crazy.
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Dongfang looked at Big Black and Little Bird, "What will you do?" ”
"There will be a fight," the two said in unison.
"Fighting? Can you kill someone? ”
"Isn't fighting murder?"
When Dongfang heard this, he came again, so he didn't want to start talking without talking to people, so he said, "Well, I know this." Then, Dongfang stared at the big snake and asked, "Will you change?" ”
"Of course, it's easy." The serpent shook his head.
"Can you become a human?" Dongfang's eyes were fiery and expectant.
At this time, I saw that the big snake began to shake its head, and it looked like it was going to call for wind and rain...
Dongfang looked at him, what kind of posture, and couldn't help laughing.