The son-in-law of the urban emperor
When they played WOW with Liu Chen......
Single-handedly, Liu Chen used a mage to abuse all the professions they used!
Under the dungeon, Liu Chen's skillful operation made them embarrassed!
In the end, the three roommates found that the only thing that could be compared with Liu Chen was a fart!
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"Wow, who's driving the sheep? Pig teammates! ”
"Third child, can you add blood a little slower, even if it is 0.5 seconds slower, let me pull the hatred!"
"Second, did your baby turn on the automatic attack? Your sister, pull this bunch of monsters, it's strange that I can resist it! ”
……
Liu Chen was almost angry and vomited blood by four teammates, are these guys here to get off the burn? I'm here to cheat my dad at all!
Cursing and scolding, he suddenly laughed again. He remembered that when he played this game with a few classmates in his previous life, he was similar to Zhao Zhihong at that time, Xiaobai, rookie, all kinds of don't understand, all kinds of death, and then all kinds of exploration, learning, and looking for strategies.
At this moment, he felt like he was back in time......
After the group was wiped out again, Zhao Zhihong looked at Liu Chen, who had just been angry and scolding the street, and now he actually "smirked......
He said: "Boss, third, we won't make the fourth child crazy, right?" ”
Liang Zheng: "Don't pull me up, the fourth child just scolded the two of you!" ”
Wu Xiaoyi: "Boss, just now it was your ice ring open sheep, I saw it all!" ”
Liang Zheng: "......"
Zhao Zhihong cautiously asked Liu Chen: "Fourth, do you want to continue?" ”
Liu Chen still "smirked" and said, "Go on!" Won't it be wiped out three times? Fourth Affirmation...... Well, it's time to get used to extinguishing and extinguishing! ”
Three roommates: "......"
Liu Chen: "I'm a little hungry, the second child calls to order takeout!" Remember to add two pieces of beer. ”
Zhao Zhihong: "Okay! Today we won't sleep until we get rid of the blood! ”
Liu Chen thought of the four copies of the blood color, and now he was just fighting a graveyard, and before he saw the boss, he had already been killed three times!
His body shook, and he said with horror in his eyes: "Second brother, let's discuss, if you still can't get through ten times, why don't we go to the task?" I'm going to take you to a place where the mission is easy to do - well, compared to other maps. ”
WOW in the 60s, LM's missions and flight points are really cheating! You know, there are no planes at this time.
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The next day, four people in dormitory 209 slept until more than two o'clock in the afternoon.
When they went out to eat, Zhao Zhihong received a QQ message from Hu Xiaoxuan.
"Zhao Zhihong, do you often watch pornography on the Internet?
“??”
"Your computer, all kinds of viruses, all kinds of system crashes! I don't know how you use it! I wonder if you can still use the computer like this? ”
"I know there's something wrong with my computer, but I swear to God, I haven't watched online! (He said in his heart: I'll download it all and watch it.) I don't know anything about computers! Why don't you give me the computer back and I'll fix it and use it for you? ”
"No need! I've got you covered! Thank you! ”
"Xiaoxuan, I didn't expect you to repair computers, you are so amazing!"
"Well, I didn't fix it, a classmate I knew helped me fix it. But you still have to thank me! ”
"Thank you, Xiaoxuan! You're so good to me! ”
(Vomit emoji)"
Liu Chen watched Zhao Zhihong and Hu Xiaoxuan chatting, and at this time, he showed an expression of "sure enough" on his face, and said: "The master who helped me do things on the computer said that he is not a real computer master, and it is impossible to get my computer right." It seems that my analysis is correct! That female hacker is Dong Qingqing! ”
"Fourth, what should we do now?" Zhao Zhihong asked.
"If you don't do anything, you don't know! Remember, this must not be said to anyone else. ”
The three roommates nodded.
……
At this meal, Liu Chen was very restless.
Zhou Yan will have a holiday for two days, and she has been asking Liu Chen if she wants to go home together for the past two days. Liu Chen told her very clearly that she was busy with business, and she would not go home before the twenty-eighth year.
Now she sent a message to Liu Chen again, saying that she wanted to come over to accompany Liu Chen, so that Liu Chen didn't know how to say it so that she wouldn't come.
Liu Chen is a little big! Even if he doesn't agree, as long as Miss Zhou Yan wants to come, no one can stop her - maybe she will have a surprise attack!
So here's the problem, Liu Chen's apartment still hides a Jiao - Yuan Shanshan.
Yuan Shanshan knew that Liu Chen didn't go home so soon, so she took the initiative to stay and lived in Liu Chen's apartment.
But here's the problem! That day, when the four people in dormitory 209 and the four senior sisters had dinner together, Yuan Shanshan's various commotion operations made Liu Chen's heart tremble. After that, Liu Chen stayed back in the dormitory and did not go to the apartment again. Yuan Shanshan had to stay alone in the empty room and became a wangfu stone.
What's worse is that whether she sent a message or called Liu Chen, Liu Chen ignored her! She also knew what the problem was - it must have been dinner that day, what she did made Liu Chen unhappy!
She wanted to find an opportunity to apologize to Liu Chen, but now it was difficult to see Liu Chen!
Today, when Liu Chen was having dinner with his roommate, Yuan Shanshan kept sending him messages.
"Xiao Chenchen, when I ate that day, I didn't want to embarrass you, nor did I want to squeeze Zihong. You misunderstood me! ”
"Maybe I was too good at the time, can I apologize to you?"
"Let me tell you, I bought a new set of erotic ~ underwear ~ clothes, and I will wear it now and take a photo for you."
"Is it pretty?"
Liu Chen looked at the photo sent by Yuan Shanshan and swallowed his saliva......
Zhao Zhihong saw that Liu Chen had been staring at his mobile phone with a strange expression, so he curiously stretched out his head to see what he was looking at, but as soon as his head moved, Liu Chen twisted back......
"Eat your meal! Don't be so curious about everything. ”
Zhao Zhihong laughed twice, didn't mind Liu Chen's words, and continued to bury his head in eating.
Yuan Shanshan continued to send messages.
"Xiao Chenchen, if I say that even if Zihong and I sleep in the same bed with you, I can accept it, do you believe it?"
Liu Chen, who had been calmly looking at the message sent by Yuan Shanshan just now, couldn't calm down at this time.
He replied, "Okay, stop texting, I'll get to you later." ”
Yuan Shanshan: "Yes! I'll wash it up and wait for you! ”
Liu Chen: "......"
Just after dealing with Yuan Shanshan, Zhou Yan sent another message.
"Liu Chen, I'm not asking for your opinion, I'm informing you that I will have a holiday the day after tomorrow, and I will go to Hangzhou to find you the day after tomorrow."
"But, even if you come, I won't have time to play with you! I get up at six in the morning, go out at half-past six, and return to my accommodation at the earliest about nine o'clock in the evening, and often come back at eleven or twelve o'clock. You're here and you're alone most of the time, and it's going to be lonely. Obediently, you go home first, and I'll look for you when I get back. ”
"I won't! I'm just going to find you! ”
"You came to live in a room with me, if your father knew, I'm afraid my leg won't be saved!"
"I said to stay in the East China Sea as a part-time job, I don't say you don't say it, how will my dad know? You've been making excuses for not wanting me to go over to you, do you have another woman? Say it! ”
"Alas, I'm so busy every day that I have to pinch the time to go to the toilet, if only I had time to find other women!"
"So, are you really looking for another woman? (Angry emote)"
"What a chill you say this! Do you know that you have lived in my heart, and my heart can no longer accommodate other women! ”
"Okay, I'll trust you for now. See you the day after tomorrow! ”
Liu Chen was speechless and looked at the sky!
Liang Zheng: "Fourth, just having a meal, you just looked at your phone and snickered, and now there is a literary young man looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees, it seems that he still wants to cry, why are there so many scenes?" ”
Zhao Zhihong: "Fourth, if the food is not delicious, ask the boss to come and give him a meal, why are you acting for us?" ”
Liu Chen sighed and said, "You don't understand!" I'm completing a super task, taking in one hundred and eight beauties. Now I find that this is an epic task. It's not easy! It's so hard for me! ”
As soon as it came to women, the three roommates shut up at the same time, and at the same time lowered their heads and picked up their meals......