Chapter 12: Can I Control Your Fart?
"Luoxing, hurry up and take a look, your milk beats Doudou and your mother!" Someone shouted at the door.
Wei Luoxing hurriedly threw down the chopsticks and ran towards the Wei family, Pei Jingheng followed her, and when the two of them arrived at the Wei family, they saw the Ning family holding Doudou in embarrassment, and Wei Li stood in front of the two people panting and confronting the Yuan family.
"Mother!" Wei Luoxing shouted, hurry up and take Ning's pulse.
Wei Li turned around, "Little sister, take Doudou and Niang to your house." After speaking, he turned his head and looked at Yuan with a cold look.
Yuan snorted, "What, do you still want to go against the sky?" Your mother, a shameless slut, actually dared to steal money at home, and it was okay if I didn't kill her. ”
"Stealing money?"
"This is a terrible thing, you have to teach it a good lesson."
"That's it, whose daughter-in-law dares to do this!"
"Nonsense! My mother didn't! Wei Li shouted loudly, followed by a cough, as if he was about to cough out his lungs.
Wei Luoxing was about to leave, but seeing this, she could only let Pei Jingheng take the Ning family and them back first, she went over to smooth Wei Li's back, and massaged the acupoints a few times, "Little brother, don't get excited, your emotions are stable, my mother is fine, I'm here!" ”
Wei Li was comforted by him, and his emotions slowly calmed down, "I'm fine, you don't have to worry." ”
Wei Luoxing nodded, raised his head and looked at the Yuan clan with sharp eyes.
Yuan Shi saw her as if he saw an enemy, "Who asked you to come, you shameless little slut, didn't you say that you cut off relations with us?" ”
Wei Luoxing couldn't wait to strangle her, and said coldly: "My father and brother are here, I can come, I have cut off relations with you, I don't have anything with them, or do you want to split up with them?" ”
Yuan's glanced at her disdainfully, "Divide the family, think beautifully!" Let me tell you, Wei Luoxing, don't think that I can't do anything if you get married, if you provoke me again, see how I teach your father and mother! ”
Wei Luoxing took a few deep breaths and smiled, "Really? Milk, if I get angry, the consequences will be serious, I don't believe you can try it! After saying that, he secretly put a fart bug in Moto's hair.
Yuan's didn't care, hmph, Sanfang dared to do it against her all day long, they were the ones who deserved to be oppressed for a lifetime.
"Poof!" A bang.
The people around were still watching the excitement, and they were stunned for a moment, who put such a loud fart in front of so many people!
"Puff puff!" One after another, there was a stinky fart sound around in an instant, and the smell spread.
"Huh! It's disgusting! ”
"Who ate what, put such a stinky fart!"
"Puff puff!"
Everyone really couldn't help it, and after looking for a long time, they found out that this fart was from the Yuan family, and everyone looked at her a little speechlessly, why did she pay so little attention to her image when she was so old!
Yuanshi also panicked, she was fine just now, but she couldn't help it now, she couldn't let it go.
"Yuanshi! Can you please stop it, it stinks! ”
"That's right, what did you eat?"
Yuan wanted to speak, but she herself was covered in the smell of stinky farts at this moment, and as soon as she moved, everyone quickly took a few steps back, and some even retched a few times.
After a while, everyone left, no way, it stinks so bad!
Wei Luoxing sneered and helped Wei Li to walk outside.
Yuan Shi pointed to their backs and said, "Okay, you go, if you have the ability, you don't want to come back from today on!" ”
"Wei Luoxing, did you do it? You poisoned me, didn't you? ”
"Milk, what's the matter with me that you're farting?" Wei Luoxing rolled his eyes, "Can I still control your fart?" ”
Yuanshi covered her buttocks, her face turned red, and the whole person was about to burrow into the ground, but she couldn't help the sound of this fart, she could only stand in place in embarrassment and didn't know what to do.
Wei Luoxing took Wei Li back to the house, and after she asked what happened, she looked at Ning a little speechlessly.
"Where's my sister-in-law? Could it be that she just watched her milk beat you and Doudou! Wei Luoxing was angry, looked at the dirt on Doudou's body, and reached out to pat it clean for her.
Ning sighed, covered his head and said: "Alas, I was really blind back then, listening to your grandmother's words to marry your eldest brother this unconscious thing, seeing your milk beating people, she actually ran away first, you said she didn't care about me, but Doudou is her daughter!" She didn't care. ”
Wei Luoxing picked up Doudou, wiped her tears away and said, "Doudou is not afraid, in the future, you will come to your aunt's house to play if you have nothing to do during the day, okay?" My aunt made you something to eat! ”
Doudou hugged Wei Luoxing's neck, and her aunt used to take her when she was at home.
"Good!" Doudou whispered, and glanced at Pei Jingheng a little timidly after speaking.
Wei Luoxing followed her line of sight, this person was tall and strong, with a big beard covering half of his face, and it was quite scary to look at, "That's uncle, he's a good person." ”
Pei Jingheng heard her words and also glanced at Doudou.
Doudou turned around and buried his little head in Wei Luoxing's arms, and his little butt was facing Pei Jingheng.
This made the adults laugh.
"Doudou, you can't be polite, call uncle." Ning took his granddaughter over and patiently guided him.
Although Doudou was very scared, he still said timidly: "Uncle." ”
"Hmm!" Pei Jingheng nodded, stiffened his face and pulled out a smile, and the next moment Doudou turned around.
Wei Luoxing smiled and clutched his stomach, "Don't laugh, it's too scary." After speaking, he patted Pei Jingheng on the shoulder.
Pei Jingheng's beard moved, he was also a little at a loss, this child is soft and small, he has no experience in getting along with children!
Ning was a little uneasy, afraid that his daughter would make Pei Jingheng angry like this, and he was about to speak.
Pei Jingheng stood up and hugged Doudou in his arms, "I'll take you to eat chicken legs." "Children are the easiest to be bought.
After the two left, Wei Luoxing saw that Wei Li's face was a little ugly, and said, "Little brother, why don't you stay with us for a while!" ”
Wei Li shook his head, looked at her and said, "I'm fine, I know my body." This body has long been at the point of running out of oil and lamps, and if it weren't for the people at home, he would have been unable to hold on.
Wei Luoxing understood what he was thinking, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You recuperate well, I have the confidence to cure you and make you exactly like a healthy person." ”
"Huh?" Ning and Wei Li were stunned, but the two of them were very strange, when would Wei Luoxing do this?
"I learned it from Grandpa Zhang, and I kept it a secret for fear of being beaten by my grandmother." Wei Luoxing had already thought of an excuse.
Grandpa Zhang used to live in their village an old man, I don't know where it came from, he lived for a few years and left, he has a very strange personality and scolds everyone when he sees it, once he saved the original owner on the mountain, and the original owner helped him do some work from time to time.
"The old man?" Wei Li was very strange, "He knows how to heal?" ”
"Well, Grandpa Zhang has a lot of skills, he knows a lot of things, and he teaches me a lot." Wei Luoxing spoke.
Ning and Wei Li didn't say anything anymore, and when the old man came, some people said that he was a capable person.
Wei Luoxing went out and brought a bowl of spiritual spring water, "Little brother, mother, you drink a bowl of water, you take this bottle of medicine, take one a day, and I'll show you again after a while." ”
"Okay." Wei Li smiled and put it away.