Brother Pi had insomnia for several nights, although the eggs he pulled no longer hurt, and the bruises on his face disappeared.

But his face is like water spilled, and he can never pick it up again!

The story of blowing the toilet in his mouth spread throughout the underworld forces in Xiahu District within two hours that night.

As for the spread to the other three districts, it is also a matter of time.

I blamed myself for calling the other two gangs to smash the Wanxiu House that night.

These guys were anxious to wait downstairs, and they actually encouraged their little brother to come up and take a look.

And then that awkward scene happened.

Brother Pi's toilet was blocked, Brother Pi blew on his mouth, and the toilet was actually open!

Although everyone held back and didn't laugh, Brother Pi still saw the ridicule in their eyes.

In the middle of the night last night, a little brother secretly sent a screenshot of the chat to himself.

In the large group of underworld brothers, there are many people who call themselves Brother Mouth, and there are even people who call themselves Brother Ha Xiang!

Brother Pi was half angry!

These dogs with broken mouths should be damned, and the Xu Lai who sneaked up on him should be damned!!

How can this thing that has suffered a thousand knives be so retribution! The means are still so bad?!

Thinking of the face he lost, Brother Pi was angry and hateful, and he couldn't wait to pick up a knife and go to Wanxiu House to stab that guy to death and then crush his bones and scatter ashes!

Then kill Xu Ren! Burned down the house of ten thousand repairs!!

But after calming down for a while, Brother Pi felt that he might put himself in this way.

Not to mention that Skynet's early warning system will arrest him, just the unknown Xu Lai is estimated to be enough to drink a pot of himself, don't be stupid and give away the head, he will be justified by him!

So Brother Pi gradually sketched out countless plans in his mind, so that Xu Lai's family was ruined, he couldn't survive, he couldn't die!

Before dawn, Brother Pi finally decided to do something.

So I called a few good bosses on the terminal and made an appointment to go to Wanxiu House to find a place.

As for the benefits... Favors, money, and quality are all fine!

It's just that I'm having some trouble communicating with the newly rising boss Ponytail called Voviban.

When the ponytail heard that he was going to Wanxiu House to make trouble, he immediately refused solemnly, and didn't say the reason when asked him, and the angry Brother Pi hung up the terminal directly.

What kind of color is a ponytail, don't my brother Pi know?

Isn't he just a garbage picker?! Return to Fu Weibang, surrender the peacekeeping police, a batch of fake ones when you hear it!

M's face is shameless, and I'll clean it up with you when I turn around!

As soon as the sky was bright, more than 100 people gathered noisily downstairs.

Brother Pi stood in front of the mirror, specially changed into a decent formal suit for himself, and squeezed out a solemn expression.

Be domineering and serious this morning, so that those who read jokes will shut their mouths!

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On the belt street, dragons and snakes are mixed.

The bulls, ghosts, snakes, and street hooligans who had been hiding for several days stretched their waists and swayed on the street one by one.

A few people with tattoos on their arms and necks stopped passers-by and peddled something.

Some of the people with prosthetic legs walked with a clang, and the startled passers-by dodged one after another.

The few days when the surface peacekeepers are there are the most peaceful days underground...

Jiang Ze's wrist rested on the sensor board of the vending machine.

"Ding Dong", a canned drink rolls out of the exit under the machine.

Jiang Ze repeated the action again.

"Ding Dong"···

Wen Yihe hugged a full drink beside him.

"Jiang Ze, I can't take it anymore, stop brushing!"

Jiang Ze straightened his waist and looked excited, "I have something coming out as soon as I brush it, it's really amazing!" ”

"That's because you have money in the terminal, and you can't brush it out if you don't have it!"

"That's right..." Jiang Ze licked his lips unsatisfied, withdrew his wrist, took out the last can of drink from the vending machine, opened the pull ring, and drank it all.

Jiang Ze's two thick eyebrows were bent into an arc, and his expression was intoxicated, "Cool!" Haha, the drink in this world is amazing! When I go back, I will definitely bring a lot of these drinks to my junior brother! ”

A sour smell came, and Jiang Zezhi frowned, Jiang Ze stretched out his head and looked at the side wall of the vending machine.

A drunken man is leaning against a vending machine.

I saw him sitting against the vending machine with his eyes wistful, unscrewing a small bottle and pouring it on the short stick in his mouth.

"Wow!"

The end of the stick was bright red. The drunk took a deep breath and quickly puffed out a puff of cyan smoke from his mouth and nose.

A strange smell rushed down Jiang Ze's nasal cavity to his brain, instantly making Jiang Ze a little distracted.

The big man looked intoxicated and confused.

Jiang Ze's thick eyebrows twisted high.

Wen Yihe explained, "This is a spiritual product, a unique thing in the underground world, which can relax the body and mind and excite the brain!" ”

"It smells bad!"

Jiang Ze slapped his mouth and nose in disgust, and he didn't know whether he was talking about the spirit or the body odor of a drunkard.

Wen Yihe picked up a few cups and plates with gold rim today, which seemed to be very old.

This thing is an antiquity and art that people on the surface are also vying for, but unfortunately it is a little bit left.

The two of them carried the bag into the Wan Xiu house, and the wind chimes at the door made a jingling sound.

Hearing the movement of the two coming back, Lao Xu didn't raise his head, biting the cigarette tightly, holding two electric pens in his hands and constantly poking at the prosthetic device on the table.

The flickering light on the workbench from time to time illuminated the goggles worn by Lao Xu.

At this time, the wind chimes hanging at the door jingled again.

A tall man walked in.

I saw that the man had a shaved head and a handful of brown hair on the top of his head.

The face was covered with maroon hair, thick enough to cover the mouth and nose, and one eye was dark and hollow on the high bridge of the nose.

The leather tank top and leather pants stretched the body tightly, outlining clumps of swollen muscles.

A golden prosthetic leg planted at the shoulder of the left arm, the complex mechanical structure is intertwined along the shape of the arm, and green lights flicker from time to time in the gaps between those structures.

This strange person immediately aroused Jiang Ze's interest, and he couldn't help but glance a few more times, and he had already seen several such people today.

Is it really as Wen Yihe said, in order to pursue power, these people took the initiative to cut off their hands and feet and plant prosthetic limbs?

After the man came in, he glanced at it with one eye, and frightened Wen Yihe into hiding behind Jiang Ze.

"Who is Xu Ren?"

The voice is thick and loud.

Lao Xu stopped the guy in his hand and raised his head.

"I'm Xu Ren, what's the matter?" Lao Xu took off his goggles.

The man walked up to Lao Xu's side, stretched out his right hand, and a spherical thing shook in his palm.

"I'm Wu Tuzhen, prosthetic eye, can I cultivate?"

Lao Xu was shocked, Wu Tu Zhen?

Haha, the big deal is coming!

"I don't have anything that can't be repaired in this dungeon, show me!"

The man reached out and handed the ball to Lao Xu.

Lao Xu took it in his hand and looked at it for a while, sneered, and looked at this uninvited guest with a strange expression.

"The latest vision sensor, it looks like a biochemical peacekeeping police M series!"

Wu Tuzhen was stunned, the muscles on his body immediately tensed, and the orange light in the prosthetic arm of his left hand flashed rapidly.

"Don't be nervous, we know how to repair things, don't ask where things come from, and you haven't been here when you go out of this door!"

Wu Tuzhen's expression was relieved, "This thing keeps prompting disconnection from the core on the retina, please reconnect." Can you overwrite the software inside? ”

"Fifty thousand coins!" Lao Xu stretched out five fingers.

Wu Tuzhen frowned, "If it can be repaired, I will give you 50,000 coins!" If it can't be repaired..."

"If you can't fix it, I'll screw my head off for you!" As he spoke, he lit another cigarette and put it in his mouth.

"How long?" Wu Tuzhen pulled a high stool from the side and sat opposite Lao Xu.

"Half an hour!" Lao Xu had already taken out a miniature support table as he spoke, put the prosthetic eye in and clamped it tightly.

The slender screwdriver shook flexibly in Lao Xu's stubby fingers, and in less than two minutes, the prosthetic eye had been dismantled.

"It's so exquisite!" Lao Xu exclaimed.

Wu Tuzhen heard Lao Xu's words, his serious face, his muscles trembled slightly, but he couldn't hide the pride in his eyes.

Seeing that this tower-like giant didn't seem to be here to make trouble, Wen Yihe relaxed his tense nerves.

"Jiang Ze, Jiang Ze, this Wu Tu is really the boss of Utopia in Xiahu District, specializing in the DU products business, and the DU products on Belt Street are sold by him!" Wen Yihe whispered beside Jiang Ze.

Jiang Ze glanced at Wu Tuzhen curiously again, "Can I tell him not to sell du products on this street?" ”

"Ahh Wen Yihe stuck out his tongue, "I'm afraid not, taking people's money is like killing parents, I heard that he is very powerful, and the entire Xiahu District, large and small, is headed by him, let's not cause trouble!" ”

Wu Tuzhen choked on Lao Xu's cigarette and coughed, jumping Wen Yihe.

Wen Yihe hurriedly stopped talking, stuck out his tongue and picked up the treasure he picked up today.

Carefully taking out the cups and plates he picked up today, Wen Yihe wiped them with a dry towel and then jumped towards Lao Xu's collection shelf.

The shelves were full of things, some of which Lao Xu had found on the black market, and some of which had been purchased by these garbage pickers.

There was obviously no extra space on the shelf, so Wen Yihe picked up the things on it and made way for a space.

"Wen Yihe, what are you doing with this dog?!" Lao Xu scolded angrily when he saw Wen Yihe's movements.

Wen Yihe was startled, his hand shook, and a bottle fell from the collection shelf.

"Smack!"

The bottle was shattered, and a fragrance permeated.

"My wine!" Lao Xu yelled bitterly.

The stubble-covered face suddenly turned red, and he bit the cigarette viciously and yelled.

"Little bastard, look at the good things you have done!"

A pinch of soot fell.

It slammed on the image sensor of the prosthetic eye and shattered.

Wu Tuzhen withdrew his gaze from the collection shelf, but saw Lao Xu's miserable white face.

Lao Xu was startled, threw away the cigarette casually, buried his head, and the movements in his hands were fast.

"I said, how much did you get this prosthetic eye?"

Wu Tu Zhen Urn said angrily, "Didn't you ask where it came from?" ”

"The price doesn't count..."Old Xu said with a smile.

"2 million!"

Hiss, Lao Xu gasped.

Ponytail this dog thing sold for a cabbage price?!

Thinking of this, Lao Xu's face became bitter again, and he asked stiffly.

"This thing is the most sophisticated thing in this dungeon, and it's really not easy to repair?"

Wu Tuzhen was stunned when he heard this, "You mean that it can't be repaired?" ”

"Good repair, good repair!" Lao Xu hurriedly took down the prosthetic eye from the support frame and offered it with both hands.

Wu Tuzhen took the prosthetic eye and stuffed it into the hollow of the eye.

"Sure enough, there is no hint! Ha ha! ”

Wu Tuzhen laughed twice, and his golden arm patted Lao Xu's shoulder.

"Hey, why does this prosthetic eye look so blurry?!" Wu Tu was really puzzled.

The pupil in the prosthetic eye contracted and dilated, and the iris shook rapidly.

Wu Tuzhen took off his prosthetic eye and looked towards the light.

The depths of the pupil were grayish.

Wu Tuzhen's face instantly turned cold.

"What's going on?"

Lao Xu said with a pale face, "This, this, this, it may be that this image sensor is damaged under the light!" ”

"Bang!"

Wu Tuzhen's prosthetic arm smashed on the console, and the console shattered into pieces.

The splash of splinters scratched Lao Xu's cheek.

A drop of blood fell from his face.

Seven or eight people soon rushed in from outside the door, holding weapons in their hands and pointing at the other three people in the room, already tense.

"Big brother, what's going on?!"

"Big brother, how many of them did you slaughter?"

"Big brother..."

Wu Tuzhen stretched out his hand to stop the gossiping crowd.

"Tell me, what are you going to do?" Wu Tuzhen sat on the high stool again, looking at Lao Xu with hatred.

"I, I, I lose money..." Lao Xu swallowed his saliva, his throat dry.

Wu Tu really laughed angrily, "Losing money? How much do you have to accompany, there is only this one prosthetic eye in the entire dungeon, can you afford it?! ”

"I, I, I'll try to fix it again, fix it?" Old Xu trembled.

"Can this sensor be repaired? Do you want to stuff another cigarette in? ”

Wu Tu was furious, opened his five fingers, and waved his big golden hand towards Lao Xu.

"Bang!"

Wu Tuzhen's palm was firmly slapped against Jiang Ze's arm.

A wave of air accompanied by a loud sound rolled up the debris on the ground and also lifted off Jiang Ze's cap.

Jiang Ze took two steps back in a row to dissolve this force.

Lao Xu trembled and took away the arm holding his head, and Wen Yihe poked his head out from behind the sofa.

"If you have something to say, it's not good to beat someone!" Jiang Ze stood in front of Lao Xu and smiled, revealing a row of snow-white and neat teeth.

Brushing and brushing, Wu Tuzhen's subordinates raised their weapons and headed towards Jiang Ze.

Wu Tuzhen was stunned and looked at the person in front of him.

saw that he was tall and tall.

The childish face has a kind of intimate simplicity, and a pair of eye-catching thick eyebrows seem to be written with a brush.

Beneath the thick eyebrows, two almond-eyes are curiously examining their prosthetic limbs.

Wu Tuzhen wondered if he was wrong.

It's not an exaggeration to say that such a face is a student in the school, how can it be possible to block the blow of his anger?

Not to mention that there is also the power of six or seven thousand oxen, and it was blocked by this young man?

Wu Tuzhen confirmed again, and made sure that the person in front of him was not a biochemical robot, and he did not have a prosthetic limb.

Quirky and interesting!