Chapter 33: Waste Wood Class
Teacher Ma entered the classroom with a dark circle under his eyes.
I almost died of anger when I made up for that guy Xu Lai last night.
I really don't know anything, I don't understand anything, I can't even read the Arabic numerals marked on the textbook.
Every time he can't help but lose his temper and chase people away, this guy always puts on a scoundrel look.
I can't guarantee that those bald heads won't come to you for revenge!
Teacher Ma hated it so much, and the knowledge of beginner enlightenment was taught until the second half of the night.
I rarely stay up late at night, which hurts my body too much!
I was cheated of two million loan sharks and I didn't sleep so late at night!
Entering the classroom, Mr. Ma saw Jiang Ze in high spirits in the front row.
At this time, Jiang Ze was bowing his head and stumbling at the first acquaintance with the machinery on the display screen.
Those simple moment legends look like heaven books.
Seeing Teacher Ma enter the classroom, Jiang Ze showed joy on his face, and asked Teacher Ma to kneel when he opened his mouth.
"Mr. Ma, what is the Pythagorean theorem?!"
Teacher Ma was furious, "You idiot, won't you check it on your own terminal?!!! โ
"I don't know how to use a terminal..." Jiang Ze said innocently.
The conversation between the two immediately attracted the attention of the classmates in the back row.
These people rubbed their sleepy eyes and looked at Teacher Ma on the podium, and immediately laughed.
Yesterday, they heard about it, saying that Teacher Ma collided with Wang Xue and was beaten severely.
How did these nearly half a hundred guys offend the young, beautiful and arrogant Miss Wang, everyone has different opinions and wants to do wrong.
I saw Mr. Ma's two swollen cheeks and two dark circles under his eyes, no matter how he looked at it, he had an indescribable sense of joy.
Teacher Ma glanced down, his face flushed, "I don't want to go to class!" โ
"Huh?! Still in class? Mr. Ma, are you sick?! Liu Xing, from the second row, shouted puzzled.
"That's it, that's it, where is the tradition of our third grade class, is Teacher Ma stupid?" Someone shouted in the back row.
As soon as he heard the word stupid, Mr. Ma was furious.
"Get out of here!"
"Who will get out?!"
A stocky figure suddenly appeared in the doorway.
Teacher Ma immediately squeezed out a smile on his face, nodded and said, "Sect Governor Liu, I mean this bunch of waste wood!" โ
Sect Governor Liu straightened his face, looked around the classroom, and when he saw Jiang Ze, his tense face immediately showed a smile and nodded slightly.
"In mid-June, the school will hold a mechanical maintenance competition, and Professor Zhou of Bauhinia University will be the judge, and President Wang will also attend, leaving you less than three months to prepare, you should prepare for me!"
"Can I not participate?" Liu Xing stood up and asked.
Sect Governor Liu glared at him, "All of them have to participate!" This is an event designated by the Surface Industry Committee, and no one can be absent, in addition, the school has studied the results of the competition as this year's graduation exam, which fails, and is not allowed to graduate!! โ
As soon as Inspector Liu's words fell, the classroom immediately exploded.
"Ah, how can this be?! I haven't learned anything in more than two years, and I'm just sleeping! โ
"I don't know anything, I've been sleeping with Teacher Ma for three years!"
"Woo woo, if you can't finish your job, my dad will beat me to death!"
What's more, he cried loudly, "My dad said that he was assigned to Teacher Ma's class because he had fallen blood mold for eight lifetimes, and gave me a lot of money to let me operate and transfer the class, woo woo!! โ
"Where's the money?"
"Rewarded the anchor..."
Teacher Ma's face twitched, and the thermos cup in his hand was squeaked, if it weren't for Sect Governor Liu, he would have to rush up and kill this kid!
"That's it!" Sect Governor Liu at the door snorted with a straight face.
"It's better to work harder if you have this time, that's all, you can do it yourself!" , then put his hands behind his back and walked away.
"Woooooo , Liu Xing in the back row was not sleepy, and cried on the table.
Jiang Ze turned his head suspiciously and asked, "What are you crying about?" โ
Liu Xing raised his head, and a snot bubble exploded, "I'm different from them..."
"What?" Jiang Ze looked puzzled.
"I spent money and worked hard to get in!"
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Teacher Ma slapped the table and shouted, "Give me silence!" โ
After a while, the mood of everyone under the podium gradually stabilized.
"Look at your little bit of talent, isn't it just passing? What's the matter, I don't have any other skills, mechanical maintenance technology, I call the whole dungeon second, no one dares to call it first! Have faith in me! โ
"Woooooo Everyone in the audience began to wipe away tears again.
"Teacher Ma, no one in the class you teach has passed every year, and the department is back to the penultimate one... I'd better burn some paper for myself first, so that I can save some money before my dad kills me..."
Teacher Ma's face turned red, "From today onwards, I'll start teaching you well!" You have to have faith in me, I was also a repairman for the engine of a space battleship on the surface back then! โ
"Bragging... Can you repair the engine to the dungeon? โ
Teacher Ma suddenly changed color as if he had been stepped on by someone's tail, "Who?!" Who did you say? See if I don't kill you! โ
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"Ding-dong-ding-dong!"
The bell rings for the end of class.
Without waiting for the bell to fall, Mr. Ma picked up the terminal monitor and hurried out of the classroom with a thermos cup.
Jiang Ze shouted Teacher Ma, and Teacher Ma immediately sped up his pace and disappeared.
"Hey, you look just like me... There won't be much... Did you transfer from another department as well? What is your name? Liu Xing behind him asked with a yawn.
Jiang Ze shook his head, "I haven't been to school before, my name is Xu Lai!" โ
Jiang Ze picked up the terminal monitor on the table and stood up to leave.
Suddenly, a man dressed in bells and whistles appeared at the door.
This person leaned on the door frame and saw the content on the monitor on the wall of the podium, and was immediately happy, "Yo roar, the waste wood teacher in the waste wood class actually went to class, it's really rare!" โ
Suddenly, several heads stuck out behind him.
"It's been less than four months now, isn't it too late to start?" Someone said.
"Haha, what's late! Even if you give it another half a year, it will still be waste firewood! โ
"Exactly, these pieces of waste can't pass the operation just by looking at the answers! Ha ha! โ
Liu Xing's eyes behind Jiang Ze shone brightly, "What? There are answers?!! โ
The people at the door were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
"It's not just waste, this brain is a bunch of undifferentiated stem cells!"
"Hahahaha!"
Hearing the cynicism of the people at the door, Jiang Ze didn't feel anything, but he began to feel a little bottomless in his heart.
Whether this teacher Ma can do it or not, it seems that he has taught a litter of stupid people.
It's just that Liu Jiaodu said that Mr. Ma is the best teacher in the mechanical maintenance department, so he shouldn't lie to people!
After all, he is the person introduced by Qian Executive.
Thinking of this, Jiang Ze shook his head and stood up.
Do you still have a choice?
If you can't even graduate, it's even more impossible to get into the wasteland elevator!
"Huh?! Here's another surface man?! Someone shouted in surprise at the door.
Only then did the leader notice Jiang Ze who stood up.
A few laughers also put away their exaggerated expressions, glanced at each other, and then looked at the leader of the group.
"Brother Gao Yang, him ???"
A sinister smile appeared on the face of the person who was called Gao Yang, "Of course you have to do it!" These surface people don't have a good thing, they are usually high, and now they are in the dungeon, so don't let us train well, hahaha! โ
A few people at the door were gearing up and laughing.
The people in the class were suddenly in a mess, and someone was about to go out through the back door with something, but someone blocked them back.
Gao Yang walked in proudly, "Why, classmates in a class, you don't care about it, it's really unrighteous!" โ
Gao Yang walked to Teacher Ma's rocking chair and sat down, with an arrogant look on his face, "Surface, come and lick my shoes clean!! โ
"Hey!" Liu Xing stood up and answered, walked out of the second row, and walked quickly towards Gao Yang's outstretched feet.
It's so clean and neat, and it's so easy to control!
Jiang Ze realized that this guy was almost as tall as himself, and when he turned around, those classmates crowded in the back row looked at him coldly, and even showed some schadenfreude.
Gao Yang was stunned and burst into laughter, "It's still Liu Xing, haha, I didn't call you, why are you so active?" โ
The front and back doors of the classroom gradually crowded in, and these people seemed to know what was going on when they saw Gao Yang's posture, and they all crossed their arms and watched the show.
Gao Yang stretched out his hand and slapped Liu Xing's face, "It's okay, it's okay, you can give this new classmate a demonstration first!" โ
Liu Xing grinned with his eyes half-closed and his teeth hurting, but he still looked well-behaved, "Okay, okay..."
With that, he bent down and licked the feet that Gao Yang handed out.
The tongue is about to touch the dirty shoes of the aloft.
Suddenly.
A hand grabbed Liu Xing's collar and pulled Liu Xing up.
Liu Xing's neck was suddenly tightened by his clothes, and he coughed twice.
Everyone looked behind Liu Xing.
Jiang Ze let go of his hand, and Liu Xing covered his neck and coughed continuously.
Gao Yang was stunned, "What? Don't need him to demonstrate? Do you want to do it yourself? โ
Jiang Ze said coldly, "Everyone is a classmate, don't go too far!" โ
"Who are the same students as you surface people?! You surface dogs! Not only am I going to bully him, but I'm going to clean you up later! โ
Gao Yang got up as he spoke, pointed to the classmates at the back of the classroom and said arrogantly, "And you group of waste firewood in the first class of the third grade, I will clean up one by one, who let you and the surface people be in the same class!" โ
More than two dozen people behind the classroom suddenly became nervous and quickly crowded the back door.
"It's none of our business! If you want to clean up, just clean up the two of them..." The back row shouted.
"Brother Gao Yang, we usually don't get used to these surface people, although we are in the same class, we are not in a group, you let us out!"
Jiang Ze finally understood why Liu Xing was sitting alone in the second row, while these people were crowded in the back.
That's the wariness and disgust of the people on the surface!
Cats and dogs can sometimes live in peace, but these humans, who look the same, are extremely ostracized by their own kind!
Jiang Ze even realized that Gao Yang and Lao Xu had the same feelings for the people on the surface, hate, hate, and jealousy, and wished that they would not die well!
"Who is going to clean up the waste wood of the third grade class one by one?" A thin voice came.
The onlookers at the door were confused for a while, and then forcibly divided into a path.
A tall girl, dressed in shorts and a red leather coat, with dyed hair came over.
Gao Yang's arrogant arrogance was extinguished, and he immediately lowered his eyebrows and said, "Hello Miss Wang, haha, I didn't expect to recruit you, I'm repairing the waste wood of the third grade class, what, do you want to take a look, or do you want to try it too?" โ
The crowd eating melons at the front door and back door of the classroom was suddenly in high spirits, and it had been a long time since I saw Miss Wang do it!
The students of the third grade class in the back row screamed and frantically squeezed to the back door, but they were squeezed back by those people at the back door.
Wang Xue smiled slightly, "What did you just say?" โ
Gao Yang blinked, "Do you want to take a look, or do you want to try it too?" โ
"Last!"
"Repair the waste of this third grade class..."
"Smack!"
A slap exploded in Gao Yang's face.
Gao Yang is blinded, Gao Yang's friends around him are blinded, Liu Xing is blinded, and those melon-eating people at the front door and back door are also blinded!
Gao Yang was dumbfounded, and five finger prints quickly appeared on his face.
The pain on his face woke up Gao Yang, who covered his face and said aggrievedly, "Miss Wang, I, I mean, said to repair the waste wood in the first class of the third grade..."
Wang Xue's hand that stopped in the air waved again, and the backhand was another resounding slap.