Fan: "Poof! White blind short skirt and white silk! ”

"The old woman is really a pioneer of mechanical dance."

"It's nice to talk upstairs, it's obviously a stiff dancer."

"Alright, alright, it's my turn." The old woman pretended to be tired and sat back in her position and shouted.

"Come on." Xu Wenhao spread his hands very forcedly.

The old woman rolled her eyes and asked, "The eldest uncle took the second uncle and put it in the third uncle's cabinet to return it to the fourth uncle to lend the money to the fifth uncle to buy medicine for the sixth uncle, may I ask ......?"

Fans: "Whose money is it?" ”

"Does the old woman see a man with a big nose all over his body today? Such a simple question! ”

"Wait, is this easy? Who told me whose money it really is? I was dizzy. ”

"Excuse me......" the old woman smiled slyly, "how much money?" ”

Xu Wenhao: "??? ”

Fans: "??? ”

"66666, how much is GodTM!"

"The old woman brought the unreasonable spirit of a woman into full play!"

"Lose!"

"Upstairs, you made a typo!"

"Make no mistake, what if the old woman has thoughts about the male anchor?"

"Only if you can answer this question can you have a ghost, let's say the answer." Xu Wenhao raised his hand and surrendered.

"It's not 666, it's 888." The old woman triumphantly announced the answer.

Xu Wenhao: "??? ”

Fans: "??? ”

"Didn't you say that the money is in the cupboard! How much does a kneel (cabinet) cost? The elders must be auspicious, either 666 or 888. The old woman took great pains to explain, and she explained it in type.

Xu Wenhao: "......"

Fans: "......"

The two live broadcast rooms are all ellipsis.

This old woman's brain hole is so novel, I admire and admire, and I still can't praise it!

"If you lose, then sing it." The old woman's face had already been inlaid with steel plates, and she didn't care at all that she had created an iceberg, which made the two live broadcast rooms cold.

"Okay, then I'll ......" Xu Wenhao became happy, he had just entered the realm of the god of songs, which entered his own rhythm, think about what song to sing.

Fan: "Singing with a big nose? Forget it! ”

"Although she sings much better than the old woman, she is not very good, which affects the rhythm of the two car gods today."

"Why don't you tell a yellow joke and continue to drag racing!"

This is the opposition of old fans of Xu Wenhao's live broadcast room.

As for the title "big nose", it purely came from the old woman and became Xu Wenhao's nickname.

"No, I'm completely different today, I think I'm qualified to debut!" Xu Wenhao said confidently.

Fan: "Phew! ”

"Phew!"

……

Xu Wenhao's live broadcast room is uniform.

However, the old woman's live broadcast room was infected by Xu Wenhao's self-confidence, and they shouted "let him live"......

Uh, it's "let him sing".

"Wait for me to see which one I sing." Xu Wenhao began to look for songs in the playlist.

If you want to be a blockbuster, you have to find a classic song!

Xu Wenhao thought silently in his heart.

But then a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind:

I'm now a systematic person, isn't the system able to redeem everything?

What could be more shocking than taking the classic songs in the system as your own original songs and singing them again?

Just do it, Xu Wenhao called the system to redeem the song.

Following various lists, songs with various names jumped out, and Xu Wenhao's eyes suddenly dazzled.

"System, can you filter it?" Xu Wenhao asked silently.

"To the Ex", suitable for the host; "Father", for old women. ”

God TM to the ex, Lao Tie, pierced the heart!

Of course, redeem "Father"!

Sing someone else's song first, and let someone else's pain fly for a while.

"The exchange is successful, and 5,000 sentiment points will be deducted."

Is there any mistake?

Is a song so expensive?

Xu Wenhao was stunned.

Soon, though, he was relieved.

Because the prompt sounds in my head are constant:

"Song registration successful!"

"The song accompaniment has been generated!"

"The song is deeply memorized and successful!"

"The mood of the song is successful!"

Cow B, my unity!

Xu Wenhao felt the extra song memories in his mind, looked at the folders on the computer desktop out of thin air, and sighed in his heart: It's so worth it!

"It's really my honor to meet an old woman for ward rounds today, and it's also a kind of fate, I just wrote a song, which is very suitable for old women, and now, this "Father" is dedicated to you!"

Fans: "??? ”

"Lao Tzu has been looking at the big nose for a year, and I never knew that he could write songs?"

"If he could be original, he wouldn't be mixed up like this bird!"

"Don't talk about originality, I've never seen him touch a musical instrument in the limited time of this year."

"The song is called "Father", this kind of family song is difficult to write, right? Is a big nose OK? ”

The old people in Xu Wenhao's live broadcast room complained one after another.

Xu Wenhao didn't see it, and turned on the accompaniment.

The melody sounded, and Xu Wenhao spoke:

"Always asking for it,

But they never said thank you.

Until I grow up,

It's not easy for you to understand. ”

……

Rumble!

In the two live broadcast rooms, almost 50,000 people were all stunned and their scalps were numb.

The seductive melody, simple lyrics, and Xu Wenhao's emotional voice instantly bring people into an artistic conception.

There is a figure there, from young to old, from tall to rickets, the only thing that remains unchanged is that his eyes are firm, always like a mountain, blocking his front, resisting the wind and snow!

"I want to be the same as before,

Hold your warm palms.

But you are not by my side,

Ask the breeze to take it to Ankang. ”

……

However, how long has it been since I felt the warmth of my father again? How long has it been since there been a greeting?

Can that ubiquitous breeze really bring my heart's desire to my father?

is full of feelings, and has already shed two lines of tears.

At this point, the chorus section enters:

"Time slows down,

Don't let you get old anymore,

I want to use everything I have,

For you to stay for a long time! ”

……

At this moment, Xu Wenhao's singing voice is like a rusty saw, cutting back and forth in everyone's hearts, and the bitterness and bitterness come to their hearts together.

The old woman's tears are like wild horses, she can't pull them anymore, and she can't wipe them clean:

Time, why are you so cruel, even if I use everything, I will never see my father again!

But no one laughed at her, because everyone was listening to the song with all their hearts, and they were all sad, or crying.

"Am I your pride?

Still worried about me?

O child of your concern,

Grow up! ”

……

In the end, Xu Wenhao used the most affectionate shout to end the whole song.

"Wow!"

Many people who were still immersed in the song were frightened by this terrible cry.

Of course, it's an old woman who has cried into a flower-faced cat.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, old lady...... It's not in a good state today, so it's off the air first. ”

The old woman who was crying so much hurriedly scrambled to broadcast the air.

Many people woke up from a dream in the face of the dark window, and all flocked to Xu Wenhao's live broadcast room and began to frantically brush gifts.