Chapter 47: Encountering Someone Unladylike
How heavy can the brain be? The answer is that the modern human brain weighs 1300~1500 grams, which is about 3 pounds. If it's not intuitive enough, then put it another way, well, about 30 seconds.
In Yang Xiaohai's opinion, it may not take more than 30 seconds for the female monster to eat up the brain flower of "Big Arnold". In any case, this sudden race of life and death ended with Yang Xiaohai surviving and "Big Arnold" becoming a box of yogurt. After a short time, after eating, the female monster suddenly raised her head and roared: "Roar! ”
Unlike all the strange cries I've heard, this one's voice is more neutral. If there is no accident, after eating the main meal, it is your turn to have this dessert, right? Yang Xiaohai struggled, and finally had the intention of retreating. Relying on the "parts" on his body, the old otaku watched a good show.
This is also him, a normal person with normal thinking and no change from the "infected", I am afraid that he would have slipped away a long time ago.
The female monster screamed in the sky, and after a few seconds, suddenly twitched violently like a sheep's madness. The skin exposed to the air peeled off, revealing crimson musculature. In the blink of an eye, the pale skin was peeled off, and the female monster's body swelled like a blow.
Already strong muscles are fuller. The still delicate face is extremely hideous, and the corners of the mouth are directly cracked to the chin, revealing the gums full of sharp teeth. After an extremely painful roar, the tongue more than two meters long was thrown out.
All of this has nothing to do with Yang Xiaohai. It's just because when the monster changes, it's the time when the old otaku slips away. Running all the way, there was not even a single wound, and it seemed that all the good luck had been exhausted. turned around and waited to slip, and was cold and mixed garlic under his feet, and fell to the ground with a stumble.
The forehead was in close contact with the asphalt ground, and immediately his eyes turned black, and Yang Xiaohai fainted. was chased and killed, there was no danger all the way, but at this time, the boat capsized in the gutter. I have to say that this is really "ill-fated and unpredictable".
Vaguely, I felt that someone was tying me with a rope, and it was getting tighter and tighter, and it was so painful that my whole body was strangled. Unable to breathe, Yang Xiaohai took a sharp breath, and then opened his eyes.
As far as the eye can see, the stars are shining, and it is already night. In the starlight, I dimly saw many things hanging on my body. When I touch it with my hand, it's slimy. Smell it, but it doesn't taste much. After pinching a few times, Yang Xiaohai suddenly "vomited", so that he couldn't spit out the bile. Good guys, isn't this just bits and pieces from the fat "infected"?
The highly decayed minced flesh has a strong contraction due to dehydration, giving rise to a feeling similar to that of a rope. Thanks to the professional abrasion protection overalls, there is no physical contact between the skin and the "bits and pieces".
Even so, Yang Xiaohai, who has always been sloppy, was disgusted. A few handfuls of large pieces of minced meat were dragged down, and then patiently removed the tediousness of tying his legs, Yang Xiaohai got up and glanced at the dark and silent buildings. Immediately, the soles of his feet were oiled, and he crept away.
In the sound of frogs, the stars shattered, and Yang Xiaohai ran to the "shelter" with one foot and one shallow foot. When there are many stars, the moon must be closed. So Yang Xiaohai's road home was very bumpy. First, it is still weak; The second is that the light is not very good.
The potholed dirt and willful dwarf shrubs tripped him up many times. Even so, he couldn't suppress the hot beating heart: "Wanru, your man is back!" For a whole week, I'm sorry to make you scared! Must be cranky, right?
You must ask me, where have you been for so long? Hey, hey, say it and you'll be surprised. Hey, buddy, I witnessed the birth of a king! ”
Yang Xiaohai, who was like an arrow, didn't know how long he had been running, and even arranged everything he would say and do after the meeting. In the hazy starlight, the dilapidated "shelter" of the iron gate slowly poked its head out.
Yang Xiaohai slowed down. As the distance narrowed, Yang Xiaohai, who was already at the end of his crossbow, even wanted to crawl forward in the damp soil. This is completely similar to the "middle two" behavior during the day. Well, people, daily animals. The amount of courage during the day and at night is simply incomparable.
In fact, he was purely scared of himself, and he was too careful. With the constant stench, even the female "infected" did not dump him, let alone the ordinary "infected". Maybe it's "close to home", the old otaku who has gone around in a big circle really doesn't want anything to happen near the door.
When passing through the big iron gate, Yang Xiaohai glanced in the direction of the "refuge" from a distance, and the picture of "Stallone" and a group of children shaking their shoulders immediately appeared in his mind.
After walking smoothly for half an hour, the familiar "home" finally appeared in the starlight. Seven days apart, Yang Xiaohai's heart was extremely hot: "I'm back, Wanru." I'm starving to death, Sister Wang. It's just two sentences, but it lingers thousands of times in my heart.
When it was closer, the small dirt slope that was familiar with every grass and tree was already close in front of me. As long as you go uphill, and then bypass the stinky garbage heap, you will be a sweet home in that turn!
"What do you say, what is the old man's concern? A little rascal, if it's gone, it's gone, can it still be reversed? A male voice suddenly sounded, causing Yang Xiaohai to suddenly fall down. In the silence of the night, a single movement can be transmitted far away.
Even though the man lowered his voice, he was still heard by Yang Xiaohai - Xie Muschel, the arrogant and arrogant master of the foreign land!
"My father refuses to ruin his reputation." A sweet female voice replied in a long voice. If he was hit by five thunderbolts, Yang Xiaohai lay on the low part of the dirt slope, but he felt that all five were burning, and his brain was instantly chaotic.
Lin Wanru is actually his Wanru! Why did she walk out of the "shelter" with Shemchel in the middle of the night? What is the meaning of "refusing to ruin the honor"? "My ears buzzed, and the whole world collapsed.
Shemushel sneered contemptuously: "Hmph! My eldest lady, are you still the general manager of a multinational company? Think we're on a wild trip? Please, open your eyes and take a good look, even if it's dark, it can't stop the tragic situation of the end of the world! Speaking of the end of the world, Shemuchel also specially accentuated it.
"I don't need to be reminded, I know exactly what I'm doing!" Lin Wanru replied angrily. "Yo, come to the temper? I'm still on fire! Shemchel's tone suddenly intensified. Rustling", in the small sound of the friction of the clothes, Yang Xiaohai's hair roots all stood up.
"You're just a waste, an otaku, how capable can you be?" Lin Wanru's voice was still soft and weak, but the words she said were like sharp arrows, nailing Yang Xiaohai to the spot.
"Is it easy to get a big living person to give up the fat in his hands, and it must be reasonable and willing?" Shemsher was arrogant even in his defense.
"After all, Xiaohai saved me, now life and death are unknown, you haven't looked for it so far, how can you say it? My father is not an ordinary employee, even if he gives me to you, you have to think carefully about what you do. Lin Wanru said quietly.
"Come on, you! I'm not Yang Xiaohai, do you still have to act in front of me? You're a battle-hardened ABC, it's too fake to talk about infatuation and affection, right? Just in the years when I studied abroad, my boyfriend was able to form a strong connection, to say the least. The more I talked to the executives, the more I learned about things I shouldn't know. ”
"Dislike me? Ha! Then why are you messing with me? Even at the expense of revealing his identity? Lin Wanru changed her previous softness and looked extremely frivolous.
"Who made you a goblin who wants to kill people? Stop talking nonsense. There were so many people in the house that I managed to stay up until the executive fell asleep. I couldn't go up or down last time, so I simply settled the account together tonight! ”
"I'm going to die, what are you anxious about! To be honest, I already liked you......" Lin Wanru muttered to herself.
Soaking in the mud, Yang Xiaohai suspected that there was something wrong with his ears. With tears in the corners of his eyes, it was difficult for the old otaku to restrain himself. With all the strength of his body, he suddenly jumped up, threw a big stride, and ran straight uphill. In the starlight, I vaguely saw two people hugging each other.