Xu Wenhao looked up the situation of the school on the Internet, and then sent a message to thank you, saying that he would make a movie next year and take her to play together.

Xie immediately became excited, and immediately shouted to sign up for further study.

Xu Wenhao sent another message to Liu Qinhuan: "The Blockade Art Institute is good, you can go there to sign up." ”

Liu Qinhuan: "I look at the rankings on the Internet, and the score of Shudu Film and Television Academy is higher. ”

Xu Wenhao: "That's the comprehensive ranking, I asked friends in the circle, if you talk about performance alone, the art academy is good, and it is in Tianfu New District, which is closer to your home." The film and television academy is in the Douban District, which is too far away. ”

Liu Qinhuan didn't care, so he replied with an "um".

Avoiding the possible formation of the Shura field, Xu Wenhao breathed a sigh of relief and began to tease Zeng Yan and Xie Lai. As for Liu Qinhuan, her character can't be teased on the Internet at all. After chatting for a few words, Yangmei brought Zhou Yue'er over.

Xu Wenhao hurriedly put down his mobile phone and asked, "Sister Mei, why are you here?" ”

"Let's go, go shopping with us!" Yang Mei said.

In the elevator, Yangmei pulled Xu Wenhao's sleeve, Xu Wenhao bent down slightly, only to hear Yangmei leaning into her ear and whispering: "It's all your fault, it was so crazy last night, the smell in the room has not disappeared, Yue'er only sat for a while, and said how there was a sour smell in the room." Fortunately, she didn't understand, so I casually made an excuse and pulled her out. ”

Xu Wenhao suddenly burst out laughing.

Zhou Yue'er, who was standing in front, turned around and wondered, "Master, what are you laughing at?" ”

Xu Wenhao coughed twice and said, "Yue'er, you are 22 years old, and you haven't been in love or anything?" ”

Zhou Yue'er shook her head: "Is singing bad?" What a boyfriend! ”

Xu Wenhao was speechless.

With Xu Wenhao's physique, there is no problem in accompanying two women to go shopping until they are old, but the biggest difficulty in shopping with women is not tired, but boring!

After more than an hour, Xu Wenhao had no energy, anyway, when the two women entered the store to look at things, he sat outside and played with his mobile phone, which finally made time faster.

After lunch at noon, go back to the hotel for a lunch break. According to the usual practice, Zhou Yue'er would go home, but not this time, she went into the bayberry room and wanted to sleep with the bayberry, so angry that Xu Wenhao's teeth itched.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, everyone went to the TV studio to prepare for the evening game.

"What's wrong with you? It looks like he's preoccupied. In the singer's lounge, Yang Mei found that Xu Wenhao was not in the right state.

Xu Wenhao scratched his head, anyway, he was inch-headed, and he was not afraid of ruining his hairstyle: "It's nothing, I just think everyone's expectations for me are very high." ”

Yangmei was afraid of the camera, and she didn't dare to get too close to Xu Wenhao, so she sat next to her and said: "Whether you win the championship or not will not affect your current star career and status in the music world, let alone make you run out of talent in the future and create good works." So no matter how much other people have expectations, they won't be too disappointed if the results are not satisfactory, because you haven't lost something important. If 'playing' is what you care about the most, then let's 'play'! ”

Xu Wenhao nodded vigorously: Yes, I have emotional points to have good works, so earning emotional points is the most important thing!

At half past seven, six singers and program agents gathered in the waiting area, and the shooting materials at this time were to be added to the trailer and tidbits, so everyone chatted politely and intimately.

At eight o'clock, the night of the finals began, and the cheers of the audience increased to 1,000 people, and even the waiting area was clearly audible, and the participating singers couldn't help but be enthusiastic, including Xu Wenhao.

When the camera switched from the host scene to the waiting area and the lottery ceremony began, the audience inside and outside the venue began to boil again:, Yang Tianhou, she actually came to participate as a guest singer! This is the first singing competition variety show in the ten years since her debut, and it is also the first king and diva-level singer to appear on the stage!

The ratings began to rise, and the deputy director smiled. This is a star effect obtained for free, because the TV station does not need to pay a penny to help sing guests, and it all relies on the connections of the singers in the competition to pull people.

Zhou Yue'er was unlucky today, she was drawn the first one, she was not happy, and the other two pairs of singers were not happy: I don't know what explosive original song Xu Wenhao is going to come up with, Zhuyu is in front, and it will be difficult to get high votes in the back.

Soon, Xu Wenhao and Yangmei appeared in full costume.

Xu Wenhao was dressed in an expensive white formal suit, while Yang Mei was wearing a black evening dress that was also expensive. Then, Yangmei sat elegantly in front of the piano in the middle of the stage, while Xu Wenhao took an erhu handed over by the staff and sat next to Yangmei.

Countless viewers have a question mark on their heads: What is this for? The two of them want to perform a song that combines Chinese and Western? Just an erhu and a piano? There were no other band members on stage, and all that could be seen was four harmonies.

As soon as the lights on the stage dimmed, all the audience consciously closed their mouths, and then the piano sound of bayberry sounded. The melody is upbeat and so simple that even beginners can play it very easily.

Then, the big screen behind the stage and the TV screen were marked with the name of the song.

？？？

Question mark for all staff!

But Xu Wenhao's old fans are all in good spirits: This song title, the big nose is going to make trouble again! Unexpectedly, on such a big stage, take Yang Tianhou to make trouble! So excited!

Soon, Yang Mei sang with her powerful voice and deliberately brought a Western opera accent: "One day I asked Wen Hao to tell a joke when I was idle, and the thing started laughing before he opened his mouth!" ”

Xu Wenhao's erhu and mouth followed at the same time, and a series of "Iyahahaha" laughter occurred.

Most of the audience looked dazed, not knowing how long Xu Wenhao was going to laugh in this breath, he sang again: "It's really not that my laughter is too low, my jokes are too awesome, take a deep breath after telling it, and look back at Sister Mei!" ”

Just when everyone thought that Yangmei would continue to sing, Yangmei also let out a demonic laugh of "Yiyahahaha".

ヾ゜゜゜

It's been ten years, when did Yang Tianhou be so crazy and don't have an image?

Then not only did Yangmei laugh all the time, but Xu Wenhao also followed, and men and women laughed together!

Full screen of "haha" lyrics prompts.

In the comment area of the live broadcast website, tens of millions of comments appeared in an instant, almost crashing the server of Guodu Satellite TV.

"I'm numb, am I dreaming?" Brothers, the finals haven't started yet, right? ”

"This is a song written by Xu Wenhao? I don't even believe it! ”

"I thought this song was the pinnacle of the big nose, but it turned out that I was wrong, this song is!"

"I'll tell you a joke, it's still quite interesting for everyone to listen to this song with a neurotic attitude. Don't ask me why I know, I'm watching the live broadcast from the hospital bed in the fourth hospital! ”

"The eyes are full of 'hahaha', the brain is full of 'hahaha', why do I suddenly want to laugh, have I been brainwashed?"

......

There are not a few people who want to laugh, when Yangmei finished singing "Later, we translated it into a joke in Yinguo, tell it to my friends and then listen to them laugh", Xu Wenhao began to laugh with the unique voice of Yinguo women, and many viewers burst into laughter.

Well, it's like someone yawns, and you subconsciously want to do it, and the audience is infected by laughter, and they start laughing and applauding.

Even the four judges, who were stunned at first, laughed.

But if you really want to ask people what they are laughing at, no one can answer.

So many viewers in front of the screen thought that the program team had asked for help: Is it so funny? You can't be so popular!

But when the "Law of True Fragrance" appeared, when Xu Wenhao laughed in the unique tone of "Zhou Xingxing", many viewers on the screen couldn't hold back anymore and laughed along.

Zhou Xingxing, recognized as the king of comedy, a Grand Slam actor, and the number one in the number of fans around the neck. In China, there are very few people who have not seen his movies, and his unique laughter is often a weapon to make people laugh.

Hearing this, many people's tears burst out of their eyes, and even the judge Qian Ning buried his head, holding his stomach and twitching his shoulders, with the same reaction as he listened, but this time he laughed, and last time he cried.

"This person is too sassy, it's signed!" ”

"I took it, I'm like poisoning, I don't know what I'm laughing at!"

"The big nose has never disappointed in the operation."

"Is this person Xu Wenhao, who is very popular now? I'm starting to wonder if his fame is hyped. ”

"I'm going to listen to his other songs later, aren't they all so insane!"

"I don't understand, how could Yang Tianhou accompany Xu Wenhao to sing such a song, doesn't she want to lose face?"

"What's wrong with this song, I think it's very good, it fits our two-dimensional appetite very well."

On the Internet, whether it is a live broadcast page, a post bar, or other places, they are all talking about Xu Wenhao and him.

At the end of the song, Xu Wenhao got up and led the people with bayberry to salute everyone, and the studio, which had already calmed down, laughed again.

Host Wang came up and did not routinely praise the song for the first time, but asked, "Mr. Xu, under what circumstances did you create this song and move it to this stage?" ”

Xu Wenhao already had a case, so he quickly replied: "This song is biased towards two-dimensional music, and it was created because of this." Because I think music is diverse, and singers should also be diverse. In this way, the stage should not only be passionate, high-pitched, affectionate, and inspirational songs, but also a little relaxed, joyful, and inevitable. ”

Host Wang nodded, and asked Yang Mei again: "Teacher Yang, what do you think of this song?" ”

Yang Mei replied: "Very good, since I met Mr. Xu, I think my horizons have broadened a lot in music. Not only this two-dimensional song, but I may also try to sing love songs in the future. ”

"Wow!"

Not only the scene, but also many viewers in front of the screen, were surprised: Yangmei is the only diva who doesn't sing love songs and is also at the top, is this going to change?

The plum blossoms couldn't care so much, they all cheered and excited, and ran to tell each other.

It's judges' time.

Li Huan scratched his head: "I may be too old to catch the point of this song at all, but I did laugh just now, 6 points, for the sake of Yang Tianhou, give a passing score." ”

He Shanhe was also scratching his head: "I only took a song from Mr. Xu last week, and I encountered a problem this week." If you score low, you are ungrateful; The score is high, I really can't find the highlight of this song, so let's give it a passing score of 6. ”

Qian Ning looked happy: "Anyway, I'm laughing out of tears, this song is so funny, probably because I'm also half a two-dimensional lover, give me 8 points." ”

Huang Shan: "Although I don't like this song, as you said, the song should be diverse. It's really remarkable that you can create across multiple fields, and I'll give it an 8 for me. ”

The final results came out, with 6.23 million votes. This is already a very poor result on the stage, but Xu Wenhao is not annoyed at all, but he can't hide his smile, because his emotional value is still increasing.

The second one to play was Fu Tao, who was already desperate for the championship, but when he saw Xu Wenhao playing and only getting this number of votes, the ambition to compete for hegemony in his chest began to burn again.

's champion Xu Wenhao can't look down on it, but other singers want it very much, not to mention the benefits of honor, value, and status growth, even if they can gain a large number of votes, it is also inevitable.

In the gap between Fu Tao and the help singers on stage, seeing Xu Wenhao getting such a low number of votes, the producer contacted the TV station worriedly, she was worried about the ratings.

As a result, when I heard that the instant rating was 0.742%, the first in the same segment, I was a little confused: then why is the number of votes so low?

Then, after Fu Tao finished singing, after the total number of votes came out, everyone was dumbfounded, 6.51 million votes......

What the hell! According to this effect, according to the previous standard, it is more than 8 million votes.

Fu Tao and his companions went down in confusion, and the producer contacted the TV station again, this time to ask if there was a problem with the voting system.

As a result, the technician who managed the live broadcast told the producers that the audience didn't want to vote.

The producers secretly went backstage to turn on their mobile phones, read the most popular comments in the comment area, and almost vomited blood in depression:

"After listening to it, I feel that all the songs are boring, including."

"It's like I've solved the problem with my hands now, and when I see a sexy beauty, I can sit still and not mess up."

"Enter Sage Time!"

"I don't want to vote, I just want to laugh!"

"I may have laughed like crazy, or I may have been poisoned, and my whole body was paralyzed and I didn't want to move."

......

When the producers returned to the studio, the third pair of singers had also finished singing, with 6.48 million votes, which was also sluggish.

Because there were only three people competing and the interval was relatively short, the singer was given an extra half hour of rest. And in this half hour, there are three encore singers performing.

Although the ratings did not fall, the producers thought about it, and still went to the waiting area and called Xu Wenhao out alone.

"Mr. Xu, your second song ......" is a well-informed producer, but he just doesn't know how to ask.

"It's a nursery rhyme written in car language, no problem." Xu Wenhao knew what the producers wanted to know.

"Mr. Xu, I know, I have translated the lyrics yesterday, but I feel that it is not very suitable for this stage, you see, can you change the song to a more passionate ......"

Seeing Xu Wenhao's embarrassed face, the producer paused and said: "I know that music needs to be diversified, but now the finals atmosphere of the entire stage has been beaten, Mr. Xu, look ......"

Xu Wenhao will definitely not change, this is the last time to earn emotional points: "I am not prepared for a temporary song change, it will affect the performance, and it may backfire." Mr. Du, don't worry, the second song will definitely make everyone's emotions soar. ”

The producer looked at Xu Wenhao with a confused expression: Don't bully the old lady for not knowing music! The old lady has also been a music program producer for one or two decades, and children's songs can make the audience feel high and coax ghosts!

But it has been written in the contract that the singer has the freedom to choose songs, and yesterday Director Zhao let the song pass, and the producer was even more difficult to say, so he had to say a few perfunctory words to Xu Wenhao and returned to the studio.

Soon, the final round of the final solo competition kicked off, and Xu Wenhao took the stage as the first singer to take the stage.

He was still wearing a formal suit, but changed from white to green.

As the intro to the string group sounded, the title of the song was already played on the screen: .

On the Web:

"What the hell? Eagle song? ”

"Look at the name, it's like an eagle rhyme!"

"The big nose has completely let go of itself, and no one can stop it!"

"Listen to the song, why do I think it's weird!"

"Of course it's strange, this is the language of the car, not the language of the eagle."

When Xu Wenhao finished singing the first stanza: "schnischnaschnappischnappischnappischnapp, schnischnaschnappischnappischnappischnapp!" ”

Another explosion on the network:

"I really think it's weird, but I can't tell what's weird. I read the lyrics, and at the end it was 'bite, bite, bite, bite', could it be that my mind was too dirty and I read 'bite' separately? ”

"Brother, I suggest you don't read the lyrics next and listen to the song with your eyes closed!"

"If this is really the language of the car, I think the two countries can break off diplomatic relations!"

"I don't read much, so I can only say, big-nosed cow B, it's true cow B!"

"The second stage begins!"

"A Sa B, and a cool ......"

"You are Sa B, Sa B, Sa B, Sa B, Sa B......"

"Damn, so that's the case, Xu Wenhao, you're so hanging! Dare to scold the national audience! ”

"Sao, Sao, what a sass! The road turns to a fan, I have chased this singer, what I said Ah Kun, the Buddha can't stop it! ”

"You guys look at the scene, I'm laughing to death!"

The 1,000 spectators at the scene were all stunned, with a completely shocked expression. Someone hadn't reacted before, and he was also reminded by the person next to him, and after listening to a paragraph with his eyes closed, he felt congested.

Four judges, Li Huan covered his forehead; He Shanhe and the audience are the same; Qian Ning didn't open his mouth, but his face was sluggish, and he looked at Xu Wenhao stupidly; There was only Huangshan, where a person laughed and gave Xu Wenhao a thumbs up from time to time.

As for the producer, he was already covering his head and squatting on the ground, feeling like he was going to have a heart attack.

Fortunately, Director Zhao and the band on the stage were wholeheartedly conducting and playing, and what they didn't hear was surprising, otherwise it would have been chaotic.

On the Web:

"Brothers, I was beaten on the subway because the Bluetooth suddenly ran out of power, and this song was played, and others thought I was cursing!"

"What's going on, I'm inexplicably happy when I hear it, and I feel comfortable all over."

"Finally there's a song that swears openly."

"Do you have any friends who know car language? I just want to know if Xu Wenhao is singing around? ”

"I am a car language translator, and I can tell everyone responsibly that this singer did not sing indiscriminately, and this is his original, I am in the car country, and I did not find this children's song."

"Suddenly my heart hurts Cheyu translator, in the future, everyone will ask you to sing this song, what should I do!"

"I'm from Cheguo, I've lived in China for ten years, and now I suddenly want to die......"

"If you are bitten by a crocodile, it will immediately start rolling to death and tear your flesh off, but don't panic at this time, theoretically you just need to react fast enough, have enough strength to turn in the same direction as the crocodile rolling, as long as it rotates at the same speed as the crocodile, then you will be safe and sound, and as long as you are faster than him, you may be able to unscrew the crocodile's head...... Well, I'm Sa B. ”

"This song is so strangely written, since the hero and heroine like each other, why should they be separated? Well, I'm Sa B! ”

"Anyway, I @ relatives and friends in all the groups before, let's watch together, anyway, I can't be scolded alone."

"Brother, then you may be beaten alone!"

......

In the studio, Host Wang walked on the stage in a daze, the first brother of Guodu Satellite TV, a big coffee who has experienced a hundred battles, he didn't know what to say for a while, for fear that Xu Wenhao would say "You are Sa B".

There was silence for three minutes, and then it was judges' time.

Li Huan: "Uh...... No matter how much I like you, I'm afraid of being beaten, so I can only give one point. ”

He Shanhe: "Teacher Xu, I respect you as a man, two points, you can't give too much." ”

Qian Ning: "10 points, women like such courageous men, if it weren't for me being so old as you, I would have chased you!" ”

Huang Shan: "You have a very vivid interpretation of what it means to be 'skilled and not pressing', just one more language, you can scold everyone so much that they can't raise their heads, and I don't know how to refute it, anyway, I'm going to learn Latin." Give you 10 points because you set a precedent. ”

Xu Wenhao spoke: "Teacher Huang, in fact, Li Dayi can also be used. ”

Huang Shan suddenly became interested: "What do you say?" ”

"For example, it's fun to sing 'Hello Beauty, Hello Beauty, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello' in Lida Yi." Xu Wenhao because when he chose the song before, the system provided him with this song, but after the introduction of the system, he still redeemed it, because it was relatively "civilized".

Because of Xu Wenhao's words, the Internet became lively again:

"Is there a brother who can speak the Italian language? Ma's, interest is hooked. ”

"Is this song more poisonous than 'Sa B'?"

"I know, I tried to sing it just now, and now I've broken up with my girlfriend because I sang it in front of her parents."

"I know, I just couldn't help but sing it in public, and now I've been sent to the hospital."

"Ma, to be specific, it's extremely itchy!"

"My dad is C, my dad is C, C! C！ C！ Take it, no thanks. ”

"Poof! Why is this singer so sassy! ”

"But don't you think he's versatile?"

"It's powdered, Cow B!"