Chapter 315: A Sheep Dung Egg Spoiled a Pot of Soup

Liu Dart was the first to meet him, took his wife's arm, and asked, "What's the matter, you met a difficult guest?" ”

Sister-in-law Liu panted tiredly, and responded, "Go and take a look, there are guests who are making a lot of trouble, what braised pork must be eaten, and Hongying will make it herself." I said that there was something at home, I didn't order food at noon, I only sold set meals, and it took more than two hours to marinate the pork, and I couldn't catch up with lunch, so they started scolding. ”

The villagers were annoyed at the time, "Isn't this vexatious?" ”

"yes, this is bullying?"

"Let's go, let's see!"

The village chief heard the news and walked out of the courtyard.

Li Laosi also followed behind, he was already sturdy, and during this period of time in the military camp, he was crawling and rolling, and the fierce spirit on his body was even stronger.

The village chief asked Sister-in-law Liu a few words carefully, frowned, and then instructed the villagers, "Go and shout to Mr. Er, kill the pig today, and let the naughty boys in the school get out of school early, and be happy." ”

The villagers ran away on their feet, and everyone walked towards the valley, and halfway through, Li Lao Er chased after them.

A group of more than a dozen people swept to the hot spring valley.

When the busy women in Taniguchi's hut saw their families, they all had a backbone.

"Village chief, you are here, those guests are still scolding inside, and the guests next to you are already dissatisfied."

"Yes, they scolded us as if we were his slaves!"

"I was going to beat the boys just now, and we called out the boys."

"A sheep dung egg, a pot of soup is broken, a good hot spring is not soaked, you have to drink wine and eat braised meat, and treat us here as a tavern!"

The village chief waved his hand, signaled everyone to stop talking, and then led people directly into the valley.

In the cabins and courtyards, most of them were female guests, and when they saw so many people coming in, they all closed the windows or courtyard doors.

But curiosity is common to all, so they inevitably sent a servant woman out to find out the news.

The pool under the hot spring waterfall is splashing, and more than 20 male guests are soaking in the hot spring.

Perhaps borrowing the heat of the hot springs, the green grass on the cliffs on both sides has emerged, and it is the color of early spring, a symbol of hope.

Guests soaking in the hot springs, gossiping, and looking at the sky and grass in this early spring are also enjoyable.

But there were a few people who spoiled the scenery, they sat around the stones by the pool, put two wine jugs and a roast chicken in the middle, eating and drinking, occasionally spitting out a bone and complaining.

"It's a really nice place, but it's a pity that it won't be operated. If you build a platform in the middle of a waterhole, and make a few young women dance, and the spring water will wet their clothes...... Hehe, wouldn't that be more elegant? ”

"Haha, wonderful, wonderful!"

The rest of the people also clapped their hands and laughed wildly, "It's a pity that there are too many fools in the world who don't understand such a way to make money." ”

At this time, the village chief and others came over.

The rest of the guests couldn't help but sit up straight and look over.

The village chief and the others glanced at the messy ground around them, as well as the wine jugs on the stones, and their faces were ugly.

Li Lao Er took a step forward, clasped his fists and saluted, and said coldly, "A few guests, we have already reminded us that we are not allowed to bring alcohol without permission, just for fear of doing something out of shape when drunk, after all, there are female guests here." You're breaking our rules here! ”

Several drinkers were not happy to hear it, "What bullshit rules, you open the door to do business, we come to patronize, why are you still under your control?" I've never heard of it! ”

"Then we will ignore the investigation if you just heard about it today. But just a few people ordered, but said they wanted to eat braised pork? Li Lao Er looked at a few people carefully, and they were not familiar guests in the past.

A fat drinker shouted, "Yes, don't you have the No. 1 chef of Tianwu here, who can cook anything." So what's wrong with us ordering braised pork? And don't you kill pigs in your village today, just use freshly killed pork to make them! ”

"Yes, it's done, there's a silver reward!"

Several other drinkers also agreed, and they were very arrogant.

Li Lao Er had a cold face and responded, "First, our valley does not accept a la carte today, second, we don't have the No. 1 chef in Tianwu in our valley, and third, we only kill pigs today for our own family members, and it is not the turn of outsiders." The guests still got up and dressed, and went to the city restaurant to ask if there was braised pork, right? ”

"Presumptuous!" The fat man was annoyed, "Are you trying to get a customer?" Dog minion, who gave you guts! ”

"Like, do you know who we are? You don't want to live anymore! ”

"Dog minion, eat the bear's heart and leopard gall!"

The village chief and the others all had black faces, and Li Laosi clenched his fists and was about to step forward, but was stopped by Li Laosi.

"Uncle Village Boss is tired, let's move a stone for Uncle to sit on."

Li Laosi glared at the guests fiercely, then walked to the side, chose a stone the size of a grinding plate, bent down, easily lifted it, and then walked to the edge of the pond and put it down with a bang.

Li Lao Er respectfully helped the village chief to sit down, as if he didn't see the frightened eyes of the drinkers at all.

This stone is more than 300 catties, and ordinary four people may not be able to lift it.

Li Laosi is alone, like moving chairs, it is very easy, how much strength are these arms?

Ordinary people are only more than 100 pounds, in his hands, isn't it like a play, he can be thrown away casually......

Several drinkers subconsciously shrank into the pool, and their faces turned a little white in fright......

Li Lao Er looked at them again and said, "We don't know the identities of the guests, and we don't want to know." But a few guests came to our valley to play, and I am afraid that they didn't know who we were, right?

"First of all, we are not slaves, we are ordinary people in this village. But this Zhuangzi is the property of the Hou Ye family of Xinting, and we are the ones who run the valley for the Hou Ye. Even if we are slaves, we are also the servants of the Hou Ye, and you are not qualified to call a dog slave! ”

His face changed, and he stared at a few drinkers fiercely, "If you don't believe it, then I advise you to inquire carefully, otherwise it will be worth the loss if you have white eyes and ears, and harm yourself and your family."

"Then, let's talk about whether you want to live or not. Of course we want to live, the jasper melons and golden fruits we grow are the emperor's favorite food. Planting is about to start this year! If a few guests think that you are more noble than the emperor, then we will not live and commit suicide to apologize to you. But when the summer comes, the emperor wants jasper melons and golden fruits, you can only pick your own heads on top of them, and of course, you will be disliked by the emperor! ”

"You...... Are you threatening us? It's just a group of minions, do you think the Hou Ye and the emperor will remember you mud legs? The fat drinker shouted forcefully.

The rest of the people also found the confidence, and echoed, "That is, the Hou Ye has already set out on the expedition, and the emperor is in the palace, who can go to verify it." You just pull the banner and make waves! ”

"If we don't pull the banner, then we don't have to worry about you!" Li Lao Er was also impatient, and beckoned to the villagers, "Come, pick up a few guests, and let them go back to Kyoto as soon as possible to verify it." Maybe the dynasty hasn't dispersed yet, don't delay them to enter the palace to ask the emperor! ”