Chapter Ninety-One: A Serious Book
The other three looked at each other suspiciously, not understanding what was going on to make Jingjing like this.
Mo Xiaojiao asked, "What happened?" ”
Jingjing put on a posture of speech: "Everyone, please listen to me one by one." ”
Xu Rongrong smiled a few times, looking at Jingjing's state, he knew that there was nothing wrong.
Jingjing continued: "This matter starts with me just now when I went downstairs to pick up the courier. ”
Xu Rongrong: "Well, then what? We all know you're picking up the courier, what's wrong? Something went wrong with the courier? ”
"Do you listen to me continue, the problem is when I pick up the parcel." Jingjing shook her head, interrupting Xu Rongrong's words,
"As you know, there are a lot of couriers in schools, and the couriers pile them up at the gate of the school. I went out to find the courier, who was busy and ignored me.
So I said to him, 'Pick up the courier.'
Without looking up, he asked, 'Are you a big or a small one?' ’
As soon as I heard this, I became anxious: 'Who are you talking about, who is the big bitch?' ’
Who knew that he said very calmly: 'It's not a big cargo, it's a small cargo, and the small cargo over there.' ’
You say, this courier is too arrogant, and he actually calls me a little slut.
You also know that in the face of such a provocation, with my temper, I will ......, and then I will ......."
"And then what? Fighting? ”
Tan Luo and Xu Rongrong looked anxious.
"No, no." Yan Jingjing hurriedly denied it.
Mo Xiaojiao was speechless: "Let's talk about the point." ”
"The point is coming soon! What's the hurry. ”
Yan Jingjing looked distressed,
"Hey, it's hard to put into words! Later, I found out that I was mistaken, and it turned out that what he meant was whether the thing I was buying was a large shipment or a small shipment. Tell me, I'm not ashamed! ”
Xu Rongrong and Tan Luo both had a feeling of sudden realization,
"Is that okay?!"
Tan Luo smiled: "Actually, you can't be blamed for this matter, this sentence is indeed ambiguous." ”
Xu Rongrong also nodded.
Yan Jingjing saw a big bag of delicious food on the table,
"Who bought it?"
"I bought it, eat it." Xu Rongrong picked up the dried fruits and vegetables he had just eaten and continued to eat.
Mo Xiaojiao began to read again.
Yan Jingjing tore open the pocket of the potato chips, picked up the potato chips and ate a slice, then walked to the opposite side of Mo Xiaojiao, and handed the potato chips in her hand to Mo Xiaojiao: "You can eat some too, this taste is very delicious." ”
Mo Xiaojiao dodged to the side: "I refuse, and besides, you eat away from me, which will affect my reading." ”
"What kind of book do you read, you are so serious, you don't eat anything delicious."
As she spoke, Yan Jingjing leaned over and glanced at the title of the book, "Sex Appeal and Sex Theory", Xiao Pepper, I find that the books you are reading now are becoming more and more esoteric. ”
"Poof!" Xu Rongrong was eating, and he sprayed directly, and he really didn't pay attention to what book Mo Xiaojiao was reading just now.
She also walked over and laughed: "Jiaojiao, you are getting more and more powerful, and you have changed from studying life to being a graduate student." ”
Tan Luo also laughed.
Mo Xiao rolled her eyes squeamishly, turned the book around and handed it to Xu Rongrong.
Xu Rongrong refused: "I'm not interested in this kind of book. ”
Mo Xiaojiao handed it forward again, and her tone was resolute: "I strongly ask you to take a look, you must see it." ”
"Is there any profound truth in the book that I need to read?"
Xu Rongrong took the book, "Since it's so strong, I'll reluctantly read it." ”
"Poof!" Xu Rongrong took it and looked at it, and couldn't help but start laughing again.
Tan Luo looked at Xu Rongrong smiling so happily, and also leaned over, picked up the book and read it:
""On Reason and Sensibility", hahaha, it is actually "On Reason and Sensibility"! Jingjing, what do you think? ”
After Tan Luo finished reading, he also began to laugh.
Yan Jingjing saw that everyone was laughing like this, and she was also a little puzzled, so she picked up the book again and read the title again: "Oh, isn't it "Sex Appeal and Sexual Theory"? Oops, look the other way around. Sorry, sorry. ”
"This Jingjing has reversed the title." Mo Xiaojiao put the book away and teased with everyone, "And why didn't I see that you were embarrassed?" ”
Tan Luo also couldn't laugh: "Let Jingjing read it like this, the meaning is 108,000 miles different from the original." ”
Xu Rongrong said helplessly: "It's a very serious book, but it won't be serious when you read it." ”
"Why is Sensuality and Sexual Theory not serious?"
Yan Jingjing said nonchalantly, and didn't forget to continue eating,
"That's not the point, the point is that we get off work early, shouldn't we go out for a big meal?"
Yan Jingjing's words naturally hit everyone's hearts, and a few girls quickly sorted it out and went to the food stall near the school.
Several girls in Xu Rongrong's bedroom have a common hobby, one of which is "eating".
Usually, I will go out to eat as long as there is a reason, and if there is no reason, I will go out for a meal if I find a reason.
There's really no reason to create a reason to go out for a meal.
What you eat depends on whether it is the beginning of the month, the middle of the month, or the end of the month.
At the beginning of the month, if you have enough funds, you will be "particular" about what you eat, and at the end of the month, the money will be almost spent, and you can only "will" eat a little.