Chapter 479: Three Old Ladies, One Big Show!
"Mr. Wen's mother? This is a trouble, I always thought that Mr. Wen's father and mother were dead! After hearing this, Aunt Zhang Wu said in surprise: "I see that Mr. Wen is in our village for the New Year, and the clothes, shoes and socks are also prepared with the help of each family, which does not look like a family to take care of him......"
The Wen family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were embarrassed, and they had to speak to explain, but Grandma Feng Ba had already pulled Aunt Zhang's fifth child, and then said with a smile: "Don't care so much, it's not easy for anyone to live, maybe Mr. Wen's poor family can't eat, so naturally I can't take care of him!" ”
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the Wen family turned directly dark......
Jiayin hid behind her grandmother and was already secretly rubbing her belly with a smile.
When it comes to scolding, whether it is positive or yin and yang, the combat effectiveness of the old ladies is definitely a bargain!
Mrs. Li coughed dryly twice and said, "Old sisters, I am looking for you to help, hurry up and help me persuade Mrs. Wen, she is crying too sadly." ”
"Oh, yes, yes, off topic!" Grandma Feng Ba hurriedly patted her chest and promised, "Don't worry, there is no one in this world who we can't persuade well." ”
Aunt Wu and Aunt Zhang also nodded again and again, looking like they had been entrusted with a heavy task.
Then they all looked at Mrs. Wen together, stared at three pairs of old eyes, and waited for her to start performing.
Mrs. Wen subconsciously picked up the handkerchief, but she froze there, not knowing what to do......
The atmosphere in the room was very embarrassing for a while, but in the end, it was Grandma Feng Ba who clapped her hands and shouted: "Oh, I know, Old Madam Wen must be looking at our faces, I'm embarrassed." Then I'll make a sample first, complain about my grievances, and make an introduction......"
After that, she slapped her thigh and elongated her voice, "Oh, my son, poor old lady, I have raised you for eighteen years, you just said to go, old lady, I am helpless, I really want to find Lord Yama and talk to it!"
"It's a pity that it's not raining again, and the drought has killed the two acres of land at home! I can't live this old bone anymore, but the northern barbarian took a big knife......"
Aunt Wu and Aunt Zhang Wu glanced at each other, and it was not easy for Grandma Feng Ba to take on the responsibility alone, so they quickly joined the ranks of patting their thighs.
Aunt Wu cried and said: "Woo, yes, damn barbarians, we have a good life, they just came to make trouble, a good home, just left it behind!" ”
Aunt Zhang immediately took it, "In order to survive, we are going over the mountains and mountains." Forty mountains, you can't walk to the end! The tigers, black bears, and wolves in the mountains all treat us as food, and anyone who sees us wants to bite us for a bite of meat...... Woo, I couldn't live that day! ”
Grandma Feng Ba was very happy to end the solo fight, and quickly joined the "singing" team of her old partner, "Fortunately, we all worked together, and we couldn't wait to climb and walk all the way, so we crossed the mountain, but just after coming down the mountain, we met the barbarians again!"
"The bright knife slashed at us, bloody and scared to death! Woo, even now I still have nightmares! ”
Three women in one play, and the skills of the three old ladies are even more profound.
sang and played, and sang a drama into a classic!
From Qingshui Village, the barbarians invaded, and were forced to go south, crossing mountains and mountains, killing wild beasts and mountain bandits, until they almost died at the dock.
They are crying and scolding, the wonderful one that slips away, and the one that cooperates is called a tacit understanding, which is amazing!
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the Wen family on the opposite side have already looked stupid, one has always forgotten to put it down while holding a handkerchief, and the other has opened her mouth, and she can't wait to fly into a fly without knowing it......
Mrs. Li refilled another pot of tobacco, continued to smoke it, and sighed a few times from time to time to cooperate with the performance of the old sisters.
But her heart blossomed with joy, and she let out a big bad breath.
The Wen family is a scholarly family, and this old lady Wen is also hypocritical at first glance, I am afraid that she likes wind and snow, better than firewood, rice, oil and salt, and she is not so transparent about human feelings on weekdays.
In her opinion, I'm afraid that chasing others to wipe their tears is already a very dirty method.
I have to say that this method is really effective for Mrs. Cui, who is also from a scholarly family.
But when she arrived at Li's house today, this method was doomed to failure.
Because the Li family is not a scholarly family, they don't eat this set!
Don't you want to cry, then let you thoroughly see what a crushing crying scene is, and teach you a good lesson!
Mrs. Wen took a deep breath and wanted to say something, but she choked before she could say anything.
She said decisively: "Ahem, old lady, ahem, it's not too short for us to come out, and it's time to go back and come back another day...... Ahem, visit! ”
After that, she was about to go to the ground, but she sat cross-legged for too long, her legs were numb, and she fell off the kang with a pop, and became kneeling on both knees.
Mrs. Li put down the cigarette pouch and pot, and hurriedly helped her, "Oh, nephew and daughter-in-law, what are you doing, why are you still kowtowing?" You don't need to make such a big gift, it's an outsider to be so polite. ”
Mrs. Wen gritted her teeth, slowly stood up along the kang, didn't say anything, helped her mother-in-law to the ground, and hurriedly said goodbye.
Old Madam Wen seemed to want to say something to Mrs. Cui, but Mrs. Cui sat behind several old ladies with her head down, only showing a little bun, and didn't look at her!
Tao Hongying said that it was to guide the way, but in fact, it was similar to escorting, and quickly took the Wen family's master and servant out of the corner gate in the backyard.
Mrs. Li immediately extinguished the cigarette pouch and pot, shouting, "Open the window quickly, but I'm choking!" ”
"Hahaha," Grandma Feng couldn't help laughing, "You smoker feel choked, we can't live anymore." To be honest, they left early, and if they sit for a while, we won't be able to hold on! ”
Aunt Wu also said with a smile: "But it's not, pour me a bowl of water to drink, I'm dying of thirst, I'm afraid I have more words to say today than I have said in a year!" ”
Aunt Zhang Wu was the most energetic, clapping her hands and laughing, "Have you seen the faces of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, hahaha, with this skill, you still dare to run to us here?!" ”
Mrs. Li turned around to look at her granddaughter and Mrs. Cui, and saw that they were not uncomfortable, so she said, "Old sisters, I am thanks to you today!" As soon as I saw that their posture was not a good thing, I looked at Jinrou's thin skin, and when they cried, I was soft-hearted and annoyed, and then I took the initiative to break off with Mr. Wen!
"As for them, in front of Mr. Wen, they won't complain, they will only say that Jinrou's feelings for him are not solid enough, it's too insidious!"
"Yes, yes! Big families are willing to play with this little eye, but it's not as good as our farm yard! Grandma Feng Ba sneered and said, "Although we don't have much knowledge, it still depends on our son to marry a daughter-in-law."
"After all, that's a woman who had children with him, sleeping with him on a kang, burying a pit when he dies, he always likes it, doesn't he? What are we going to do, one day we kick our legs and go to see Lord Yama, don't we still want my daughter-in-law to accompany my son! ”
"That's it," Aunt Wu also said: "This old lady of the Wen family just can't think about it!" ”
It's still a day duck for the fourth watch~~