Chapter 492: Man Gossip Is Terrifying!

Soon, the soldier who had gone back to report the news returned.

As he walked, he nibbled on a chicken leg and carried a basket in his hand, which was covered with white linen cloth and was faintly steaming.

The soldiers rushed forward and grabbed the baskets.

Someone laughed and scolded: "You kid, did you eat all the good things on the way?" ”

The soldier spat out the chicken bones and shouted, "Don't wronged me, I got a chicken leg, and you saw it before I finished eating!" The basket is full of meat buns, the fourth lady said, let us pad our stomachs first, and when it's over, let us go back to eat and drink, and the family specially left a table for us to eat! ”

"Haha, really? It's so good, I don't know what to expect at today's banquet! A soldier jumped to his feet with joy.

At this time, the basket was opened, and sure enough, it was full of white and fat meat buns.

The soldiers divided each of them into four or five, ate them in a big gulp, and did not care about the weeds and stones on the riverbank, and just lay down and basked in the sun, not to mention how comfortable they were.

Only Mrs. Wen and Wen Junyan, father and son, shrank aside half-dead.

They are also hungry, after all, they come out early in the morning to toss, and they have not eaten until this point.

But they were just filled with water, and they were afraid that they would say that they were hungry and would have another "river feast", so they could only endure it......

A few soldiers looked down on them and gossiped with them when they had nothing to do.

"I said, old man, what do you think, are you old and confused? The eldest son is so wretched, why are you holding it like a treasure, what a good person our Mr. Wen is, brave and strategic, why don't you wait to see him?! ”

"Yes, isn't this eldest son born to you and a good woman?"

"Yes, yes, isn't there often such a story in the play? What kind of stick beats mandarin ducks, can't marry a Qinglou woman home, the Qinglou woman threw herself into the river when she gave birth to a child, so the man took the child home and recorded it in the name of his wife! ”

"Oh, I guessed that too! Otherwise, the second son, who is filial and promising, ignores it, and only holds a straw bag, how can he not say it? ”

Who said that men don't gossip anymore, and when men gossip, the three aunts and six mothers-in-law will be behind.

The soldiers were talking about the excitement, and the old lady Wen wanted to vomit blood angrily, but unfortunately when he opened his mouth, a mouthful of river water spewed out......

Fortunately, the Li family's banquet was eaten quickly, and when the sun was setting in the west, the family sending party passed by the stone bridge.

Laughter, lively and lively, the people under the bridge can hear clearly.

Old lady Wen didn't know where the courage came from, and wanted to shout at his son, but as a result, a soldier quickly drew his saber and put it on his neck.

What dissatisfaction, what indignation, in front of the saber, all became a joke......

It wasn't until the team walked far away that there was no sound at all, and the soldiers put away the saber, but Xu was not angry, as soon as he raised his hand, the scabbard knocked heavily on the door of Mrs. Wen's head, and the old man in pain screamed, and his head instantly swollen a big bag!

The soldiers ignored them, and took their father and son and went up to the bridge.

Soon, the carriage and the long retinue were also back in place.

Chang Sui was not beaten, but he was also trembling with fright.

The soldiers stuffed Old Lady Wen and Wen Junyan back into the carriage, and one of the soldiers smiled and pulled the crumpled placket for the father and son, and instructed: "Two, you must remember the lesson of today's food, and if you dare to do anything crooked in the future, it will not be as simple as letting you drink water!"

"Also, our Hou Ye has been tracking down the spy who took refuge in the barbarians recently, this spy is very cunning, and it may not be hidden in someone's house, you go back, it's best to help keep an eye on it."

With that, he closed the car door and shouted to his brothers, "Go, go, go home for dinner!" ”

"Okay, hurry up, I'm hungry!"

"You eat the most steamed buns just now, why are you hungry again, you are a rice bucket!"

The soldiers laughed, took their sabers, and ran away into the brilliant sunset.

The carriage of the Wen family was left on the road, and it took a long time before the old lady Wen ordered: "Go, go quickly, hurry home!" ”

Chang Sui hurriedly turned around and ran away like crazy in Kyoto.

Wen Junyan held his stomach, and the carriage shook, causing him to spit out mouthfuls of water, "Hey, Dad, I'm going...... Sue them, vomit...... Beat the officials of the imperial court! ”

As a result, before he finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head by Old Lady Wen, "You idiot, do you want to kill the whole family?!" Didn't you hear just now, Hou Ye is catching the spies of the barbarians, and I don't know whose house he is hiding in!

"He's warning us that if we dare to make trouble, we will be accused of harboring spies! You forgot about the Wang family, how did the third child of the Wang family go crazy? It was because of this crime that you were thrown into prison and driven crazy, you also want to be like Wang Laosan, don't you?! ”

Wen Junyan remembered the scene of Wang Laosan scattering joy on the street with his bare legs, and he couldn't help but shudder, "No, no......"

"Then shut your mouth for me, we will eat today's loss." Old lady Wen gritted her teeth with hatred, and she didn't dare to say cruel words, so she could only say vaguely, "I'll talk about it later!" ”

"Then when we get home like this, the family asks......" At this time, there was no worry about his life, and Wen Junyan remembered the problem of face.

The father and son came out aggressively and went back with a body injury, without a good fig leaf, and I don't know how many people will laugh off their big teeth.

Old lady Wen thought about it, and then looked at the long entourage who was driving in front of him......

In the courtyard of the Wen family, Mrs. Wen had already asked several times, and she was a little anxious when she heard that the old lady and her husband had not come back yet.

I wanted to find my mother-in-law to say a few words, but my mother-in-law's mud couldn't support the wall, even if it was useless, she simply didn't go.

Fortunately, soon, news came from the front that someone had returned.

She hurried over and saw two doctors busy around her father and husband.

She was startled, and it was inconvenient for her to step forward, so she could only ask through the screen: "Old lady, master, what are you...... Was someone beaten, what happened? ”

Wen Junyan was covered with bruises, and the doctor was taking the medicinal oil and rubbing it away, he screamed in pain, but he still hurriedly responded, "What nonsense, I am an official of the Sipin Imperial Court, who dares to beat me!" It was the carriage that overturned on the road, and we fell off the stone bridge, and it would be nice if we could pick up a life. ”

Old lady Wen also echoed: "Tell me to go down, and I will follow Wen An to serve you for a long time, and beat twenty boards!" ”

"Yes, old lady." Mrs. Wen did not suspect it, and immediately ordered someone to catch the long follower, press it directly in the courtyard to hit the board, and let all the slaves see it, and remember it for a long time in the future.

But the two doctors who were busy in the room looked at each other, and their eyes were full of ridicule.

The Wen family's father and son have succeeded in deceiving others, but they are full of loopholes.

These wounds on their bodies look like they have been beaten!

Obviously, Mrs. Wen also knew about this, so when the two doctors left, they both received a generous consultation fee and successfully sealed their mouths......

In the Cui family's Zhuangzi, a couple of newcomers had just worshiped heaven and earth and were sent into the cave room.

Old lady Liu's smiling face bloomed, she was really happier than her son marrying a daughter-in-law.

Seven or eight old friends from the Liu family and the Cui family came, regardless of whether they looked down on men or not, they were all happy that their old friends had successors......